Firsssssssssssst

cant wait!

FIRSTT?!??!?!?!!?!???!??!

skank whore

This will be very interesting - I can't wait to see the VMAs!

CANT WAIT FOR THE DISASTER LMAO!!!

yeah cant wait!! :)
britney's comeback would be fun ...
all da best brit!! .. luv ya!!

My soul that fragile , innocent child in me , so powerfull , so precious ..
Love :)

So, you're reporting news that 'didn't' happen? lol
Anyway, I can't wait for the VMA's. Britney is gonna have a kickass perfromance.

ETs , spirits?
The very same powerless , stinking shit.
Suck my dick thats what you are good for parasites.

lame - you can spin it, twist it and paint it pink. it still doesn't make us forget what a disaster she is. there isn't a "comeback" performance on earth that can ever erase our memory of the walking disaster that is Britney Spears.

Astral life?
Cheep "enligtment" for losers .
How destructive for body and psyche .
No thanks!
Love :)

fingers crossed that she doesnt blow this!

While I can't stand her...I may actually watch the VMA's to see her lipsynched trainwreck performance! Good job MTV...way to get viewers since you suck ass nowadays!!Whatever happpened to the good old days when you showed videos?

Mesage from God to Britney.
I do not watch over you anymore.
Got fed up with your luxury attention ho life .
Dont hear you.
Hire Sunnyday he will pull you yout of that dark hole you are in .
You better hurry up c time is against you ...
Love you so much but my heart is bleeding seeing you waisting your so precious life for nothing . FOR NOTHING...

DONT DO IT BRITNEY YOU WILL FLOP..IT WILL BE A COMPLETE DISASTER...YOURE NOT READY! EVERYONE IN THE AUDIANCE WILL BOOO YOU...YOU WILL BE A LAUGHING STOCK..

why would she heve try to do a medley of old songs again? she already tried that and failed. what a complete loser! "let me sing my old songs ya'll. i'm good at faking those and won't have to practice."

Pictures of her ex's in the background, what the hell is that gonna do or prove? It just makes her look even more stupid. She needs to just stay in her house for a year. What a loser, moron can't even write her own music

It will be nothing less than a miracle, if she can pull this off in her mental state.

Britney Spears Pics Here...

middle click to open in a new tab: you wouldn't wanna leave X17!

The other thing that's not clear...does Timbaland know about this??!! LOL!! That's a burning question. Along with the question about Fidel Castro's level of existence.
**rolls eyes & shakes head**

Anyone over 13 ever comment on this site? Just curious...

Maybe she can do a duet with Bobby Brown because look where their perogative got them.

Sunnyday, you are fulll of evil alien beings. They have converged in your body, and are using you as a conduit to wreak havock on the world around you. Stare into the mirror very hard. Look into your eyes. You will see the souls of millions looking back. They control you. You are lost to them.

And...

Britney is a fat whore. IF she is allowed to be on the VMA's, it will be for a few high-up music execs own pleasure.... That of watching a Pig squirm around rhe stage like she is in a mud pen. They will laugh, they will howl, and the chances of her not blowing it are ZERO, so the inevitable trainwreck will bring a bigger audience.

NASTY SWAMP PIG. YOU ARE DISGUSTING. YOU ARE THE DIARRHEA COMING OUT OF THE ASS OF A SOLDIER WITH DISSENTARY. YOU ARE THE SNOT I BLEW OUT OF MY NOSE IN THE SHOWER. YOU ARE THE PISS OF A HOMELESS PERSON ON WILSHIRE. YOU ARE THE CRUST OF PARIS' HERPE SORE.

Cant wait to see it.Who knows maybe she can pull it off

britney is a great entertainer! haters are dumb as always and more obsessive than ever!!!! move on u guys are the ones that look like the retards!

I think that rumors about "My Prerogative" is untrue, she'll performing new song on MTV VMA 2007!

stop insulting britney what she needs is support and sympathy not a bunch of haters that don't know what is like to walk in the streets surrounded by fifty paparazzi's. These haters should look themselves in the mirror before criticizing other people. Anyways we love you Brit you are not the only one who lipsynchs in the spotlight and I have seen you sing live.

I HOPE SHE PERFORMS AT THE VMA'S BECAUSE I WANT THE CAMERA TO DO A CLOSE UP ON HER FACE WHEN SHE IS BOOED OFF THE STAGE ON LIVE TELEVISION.

THEN WE WILL BE GET RID OF HER SO SHE CAN TAKE SOME PARENTING CLASSES AND FINALLY LEARN HOW TO TAKE CARE OF HER KIDS.

She needs to have Chris Angel to slim her fat ass down. He is a magician afterall.

I can't wait for that fat skank to fall on her face. The only thing better would be for kids to be taken away from her. She is a terrible mother!

Screw Brittney.

Fuck x-17.

Long live Perez!

Interesting...Everyone talking about your comeback. Excellent work Ms Britney Spears
Sunner

She needs to have Chris Angel to slim her fat ass down. He is a magician afterall.

I can't wait for that fat skank to fall on her face. The only thing better would be for kids to be taken away from her. She is a terrible mother!

Screw Brittney.

Fuck x-17.

Long live Perez!

She needs to have Chris Angel to slim her fat ass down. He is a magician afterall.

I can't wait for that fat skank to fall on her face. The only thing better would be for kids to be taken away from her. She is a terrible mother!

Screw Brittney.

Fuck x-17.

Long live Perez!

YAY!! I'm so excited!!! She is going to be so great!! It's going to be awesome! I love you Britney!

:) Muahhhh! :)

She needs to have Chris Angel to slim her fat ass down. He is a magician afterall.

I can't wait for that fat skank to fall on her face. The only thing better would be for kids to be taken away from her. She is a terrible mother!

Screw Brittney.

Fuck x-17.

Long live Perez!

She needs to have Chris Angel to slim her fat ass down. He is a magician afterall.

I can't wait for that fat skank to fall on her face. The only thing better would be for kids to be taken away from her. She is a terrible mother!

Screw Brittney.

Fuck x-17.

Long live Perez!

She needs to have Chris Angel to slim her fat ass down. He is a magician afterall.

I can't wait for that fat skank to fall on her face. The only thing better would be for kids to be taken away from her. She is a terrible mother!

Screw Brittney.

Fuck x-17.

Long live Perez!

She needs to have Chris Angel to slim her fat ass down. He is a magician afterall.

I can't wait for that fat skank to fall on her face. The only thing better would be for kids to be taken away from her. She is a terrible mother!

Screw Brittney.

Fuck x-17.

Long live Perez!

She needs to have Chris Angel to slim her fat ass down. He is a magician afterall.

I can't wait for that fat skank to fall on her face. The only thing better would be for kids to be taken away from her. She is a terrible mother!

Screw Brittney.

Fuck x-17.

Long live Perez!

She needs to have Chris Angel to slim her fat ass down. He is a magician afterall.

I can't wait for that fat skank to fall on her face. The only thing better would be for kids to be taken away from her. She is a terrible mother!

Screw Brittney.

Fuck x-17.

Long live Perez!

She needs to have Chris Angel to slim her fat ass down. He is a magician afterall.

I can't wait for that fat skank to fall on her face. The only thing better would be for kids to be taken away from her. She is a terrible mother!

Screw Brittney.

Fuck x-17.

Long live Perez!

She needs to have Chris Angel to slim her fat ass down. He is a magician afterall.

I can't wait for that fat skank to fall on her face. The only thing better would be for kids to be taken away from her. She is a terrible mother!

Screw Brittney.

Fuck x-17.

Long live Perez!

She needs to have Chris Angel to slim her fat ass down. He is a magician afterall.

I can't wait for that fat skank to fall on her face. The only thing better would be for kids to be taken away from her. She is a terrible mother!

Screw Brittney.

Fuck x-17.

Long live Perez!

i agree with 11:05. Hmmm x17, we haven't seen her practicing AT ALL for this supposed performance. There is too much else going on with her, SHE IS GOING TO BE BOO'ED. Not only is it a STUPID IDEA to go and perform old songs up there, but no one likes her anymore. If this does happen, it will be the biggest disaster. I can't even picture that MTV would schedule her as a performer, that is a HUGE LIABILITY. What are the odds that she is going to flake????!!! Let me guess, she told you guys all this. Total joke, and if it does happen, an even BIGGER joke.

who cares...... the whole "Britney" thing is getting really old....

who cares...... the whole "Britney" thing is getting really old....

what a douche bag she was going to try to get "back" at justin timberlake. I really sure he doesnt care and is glad he isnt with that fugly cunt anymore.

It will be interesting to see if she shows up tomorrow night at LAX in Vegas. If she does, I might believe 10% of this story.

Note to "b" above: Britney WAS a great performer.

Agree with 11:05 and 11:27. I still don't believe she actually will perform, and if she does, MTV did it to get some ratings (I for one will just catch it on dlisted the next day to have a laugh) (also note: I'm not a britney "hater" I am a realist who used to be a fan until she brought white trash back, and as a blonde southerner now in NYV, it just makes everyone look bad)

11:23pm posted by Sunner

Interesting....Everyone's talking about your comeback. Excellent work Ms Britney Spears.
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They may be talking but for all the wrong reasons. People should be talking about what a great performance it will be and how excited they are.

Instead they are talking on what a disaster the performance will be, if she even shows up and how she will be booed off the stage.

Not quite the positive publicity you want fo a comeback.

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I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF SEEING YOUR NAME ON HERE. YOU'RE EVERYWHERE. YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH BRITNEY... ALONG WITH ALL THE OTHER "HATERS". YOU WRITE AND SPEAK LIKE A 14 YEAR OLD. HOW MANY TIMES CAN YOU WRITE "SWAMP PIG"?

YOU WRITE:
"YOU ARE THE SNOT I BLEW OUT OF MY NOSE IN THE SHOWER." YEAH, THAT'S REAL FUNNY! GOOD ONE! SO CLEVER!
GO BACK TO MEXICO, SWAMP PIGGY.

Britney,

I am sorry that I come on here every few hours and post new perverse comments about you. I seceretly love you. I am just jealous that I will never have you. You are my life, and my world. My bitterness sometimes causes me to type nasty things. I am a peice of shit, and I don't even deserve to look at pictures of you. This takes a lot of courage for me to type. Later, I may try to deny ever writing this. DON'T LISTEN TO ANYTHING ELSE I SAY. I am a crazy old man with multiple personality disorder...I LOVE YOU BRITNEY! please forgive me for my past comments. I am your biggest fan for life.

Yes yes yes yes yes!
Hurray!
Good luck!

We love you Britney!
You rock!

Wow, so you finally admit it. I knew you loved her, Ron Mexico. Why else would you be all over her comments page?

This was funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

FROM THAT OTHER BLOG

I guess it’s time to report some rather good news on Britney. We have obtained some rumored and un-confirmed “confidential” information about Britney’s upcoming MTV Video Music Award performance in Las Vegas on September 9th.

Here’s what we found out:

- She will not open the show, she will close it.
- The performance will be a medley of a new ballad titled “Cry” followed by her new single “Gimme More”.
- It will allegedly be one of her most “complex” performances to date.
- She is set to dance in and out of mirrors which will make her appear and disappear at different areas of the stage (guided by Criss Angel).
- Dance rehearsals are currently underway in Las Vegas (sans Britney)
- Some dancers will be rigged and suspended in mid-air.
- The performance includes a reggaeton style instrumental break down.

Even though Britney performing at the VMA’s has never been officially confirmed, the fact that Billboard.com has reported a new single drop around the same week of the VMA’s adds a level of credibility to everything. Just thought I should point that out.

It figures that she would need to bring up her Ex's in her performence. Since she needs all the help she can get since her career is down the shitter. I am sure the fans at the show will cheer her and then make fun of her after the show ends. Give it up Britney. You were good in the 90's but your career is over. Try to get your body back in shape and maybe you can do Porn.

Britney, you are going to rock! Everyone who writes and thinks bad things about you are going to feel so stupid when you perform and do an amazing job. They are all jealous of you because of all of your success, how rich you are, how famous you are, how beautiful you can be, and because they can never be you. You will are going to do an awesome job, and I know that your next album is going to be #1 on the charts, and will go multi-platinum.

BRITNEY PERFORMING (I HEARD SHES OPENING THE SHOW TOO) IS ALL FOR THE RATINGS IM SURE EVERYONE WILL WATCH TO SEE HER MAKE A FOOL OF HERSELF...SHES AN IDIOT TO EVEN PERFORM WITHOUT ANY NEW MUSIC...THIS WILL BE INTERESTING AND IM SURE SHE WILL DRESS AND PERFORM LIKE A STRIPPER THE ONLY ACT SHE KNOWS.

Ron Mexico and Sunnyday M*f*....s go away......F*you!!! looser........

Ron Mexico and Sunnyday M*f*....s go away......F*you!!! looser........

If she is going after shocking, I tend to shudder what she might planning. Lately she seems to be trying to shock us through the paps by showing her ass and other body parts, so I'm thinking her idea of "shocking" is just going to be gross.

I get the feeling that this performance might really backfire on Britney. Either she is not prepared and it bombs, or she tried to be too shocking and people wind up trying to figure what in the world did she just do -- and I dont mean that in a good way either.

First of all Britney is no where near what you call fat, maybe you haters should look it up. She looks great to me. And second of all to the fans while this will not shut the haters up Britney is back and i as loads of you are so excited for the performance and new album!! By the way haters answer me this why do you spend your time looking at pics and reading about her if you don't like her? And don't do what you usually do and say it is a free country and you can do what you like coz that is just not good enough to explain why you waste time one someone you don't like. You do realize that your comments are not going to stop Britney or her fans. BRITNEY AND HER FANS ARE THE BEST AND YOU WILL NOT STOP US ALL FROM LOVING AND SUPPORTING HER THEREFORE MAKING HER AN EVEN BIGGER SUCCESS!!!

You've been hearing rumors? What a joke considering Britney PAYS THIS SITE to write nice things about her.

Britney is not going to "perform" on the VMA's because she is too much of a liability. Besides, no one wants hear her lip-sync --- get a REAL artist on that show - - not a washed up flea bag like this chick.

Thanks you for all of the loving responses. I especially like the retarded ones calling me a 14 yr old. It brings a big smile to my face knowing that I have affercted you in such a glorious way.

And....

I love saying, reading, and writing SWAMP PIG. I believe it capptures the "essence" of Shitney better than any other phrase I have heard.

The whole awards show is famous for it's screw-ups and blunders. I can't really think of a damn thing she could do to shock anyone more than she already has, so what's the big fuckin deal?

Kiki -

Shut up. Shut up. Shut up.

You say:
"IM SURE EVERYONE WILL WATCH TO SEE HER MAKE A FOOL OF HERSELF"

Everyone... meaning the same revolving 50 haters on this site?

98 percent of America will not be glued to their TV's "praying" for her to fuck up like you so hope. That type of mentality only exists on these comment boards.

America is excited to see what Britney has to bring to the stage... flop or no flop... bad mom... good mom... shaved hair... long hair.
It's been years since she's performed for an audience like this.

Shut the fuck up and just let her perform. Quit trying to PREDICT the fucking future.

We'll talk after the show and see who's "booing" who.

I always thought that Justine loved Britney more than she loved him. She was always a bit too much for him. Wilder, more outgoing, more sensitive..she had so much more presence than him and still does. You can't put Britney and Justin on stage... cause she will blow him away... you can't see Justin when Britney is around...

I laugh at the people who say we are JEALOUS of Shitney - - - yeah, jealous of someone who is the LARGEST LAUGHING STOCK IN AMERICA AND ACROSS THE POND!

Yeah, that's it.

Britney Good luck. Russia

YOU HATERS ARE ALL BUNCH OF NO LIFE SAD ASS LOSERS!! GET A LIFE!! Damn you're so quick to judge her and say she is going to flop and stink. You think her own freakin record lable JIVE who is a huge recording company would actually even let her perform or even try to have a comeback if she wasnt ready or that the material wasnt good???? Y'ALL ARE STUPID AND REALLY NEED TO THINK OUTSIDE THE SAD ASLL SMALL BOX YOU LIVE IN.. Give her a break, she is a mother. you are all so quick to judge and insult her and pretending to be Mother freakin Teresa by saying she is a bad mom etc and 'oh the poor lil babies'.. did you ever stop to think that no matter what britney does or the tabloids claims she does.. she is still their mother. and one day they are going to read all of your nasty insults and your bad mouth words about their mom? how would that affect them? So stop trying to show you care, and stop hating on somebody that you dont even know.

like they say.. WHEN PEOPLE YOU DONT EVEN KNOW HATES YOU.. THATS WHEN YOU KNOW YOUR THE BEST!!

Sad ass pathetic mother fuckers needs to get a life and understand that at the end of the day.. SHE IS STILL BRITNEY SPEARS.. and her achievements in the music industry will be there forever no matter what you say.

Just sit back and eat your own shit cos Britney will be the last one laughing.

hate her all you want, she is still BRITNEY FUCKING SPEARS!! even her shit smells good! so FUCK YOU and get a LIFE you sad fucks!

yeah... she has more presence than Criss Angel... he has quite a presence.. but not more than Britney... You just can't stop watching her... she has IT and always will...

Oh this will be AWESOME. Here's what I'm hoping for:

1. Shitney shows up visibly drunk and/or high for her "performance" (lipsynching, gyrating, etc.). Her "song" closes the show, and she comes out dressed like a whore with her cottage-cheese ass hanging out, to see the audience booing and laughing.

2. Music starts, and the track skips as she desperately tries to pretend she's singing. People begin to leave 30 seconds into her "song" after laughing and booing becomes tiresome.

3. Shitney rips her cheap wig off and throws it into the audience. People flee in fear of the wig touching them.

4. Shitney begins screaming and crying, falls to the stage flailing about. Security drags her off going "Um, show's over, honey. Calm down...it's over...no, it's OVER...you're done. Really...let's go now. YOU. ARE. DONE."

5. Video of her biggest public tragedy and humiliation is posted all over the web the following day.

6. Shitney vanishes into obscurity, moves to a trailer park, gets a job at the DQ, and is never heard from again except years down the line on some embarrassing "What Ever Happened To...?" show. They track her down and find her weighing 400 lbs., chain-smoking, with her teenage boys wearing stained wife-beaters, returning from the store with cartons of smokes, generic beer and Cheetos.

Bye, Shitney! Can't wait for your Farewell "Performance!"

11:49 AM,
Thanyou!

" when people you dont even know hates you, thats when you know your the best "

Good quote!! Britney forever!!!

All that rubbish about her so-called come-back can be nothing but a lame gimmick to cheer up the few juvenile remaining Brit fans, like britney4life or priest Alan. Selling them expensive tickets, and not re-imbursing when finally her show is gonna be cancelled on the very day... if things should ever come that far!
- or whaddya say, britney4life?
Might inspire you for a poem? We need one now; long time no see!

LOL!!! A lot of these negative comments towards Britney are hilarious. Basically it just shows how ignorant and immature some of you are. Majority of you continue to say you're tired of her, but yet when a report comes up on this site, you jump to diss the report and make derogatory comments. Get a life and move on. You are the one keeping her in the lime light. You can't stop talking about her even though it is negative. Look at you ownself before you past judgement on someone you dont know regardless of how many reports, assumptions, accusations, allegations are on Britney. Also some of you must not know how to read. She is NOT performing "My Perogative" and they been screens with her ex's shown in the back. Read carefully

11:49AM,
thankyou!

LOL!!! A lot of these negative comments towards Britney are hilarious. Basically it just shows how ignorant and immature some of you are. Majority of you continue to say you're tired of her, but yet when a report comes up on this site, you jump to diss the report and make derogatory comments. Get a life and move on. You are the one keeping her in the lime light. You can't stop talking about her even though it is negative. Look at you ownself before you past judgement on someone you dont know regardless of how many reports, assumptions, accusations, allegations are on Britney. Also some of you must not know how to read. She is NOT performing "My Perogative" and they been screens with her ex's shown in the back. Read carefully

Britney looks a bit ragged these days only because she is a young mom of two, is creating, singing, dancing, planning and fending off the rat ass bastard of an ex. This girl is STRONG... and will only get stronger these are early days folks and she is doing great! After the show tommorow.... I bet she spend ALL next week nailing her performance for the VMA's... it is in her to be a winner and a fighter.

I just love this girl... despite everything... she believes in herself.. and that is awesome.

I don't think she is doing drugs... drinking a bit... I think she looks sloppy.. because she is so focused on her upcoming show AND the time she would normally spend on fussing herself up... she spends with her boys...

Britney is just like Michael Jackson

Glorified by what they did in the past..

A laughing stock by what they do now..

12:07 Kiki Hater:

I so agree!! The only people who hate Britney, are the obsessive weirdo freaks who stalk her and spend all day on these celebrity blog sites saying negative things about her. When I talk to normal people, who have jobs and lives, they are kinda excited to see Britney perform or here her new music. They don't say anything negative about her. They can't because they don't know her. None of us do. And they don't spend all day on blog sites researching her, and looking at candid photos of her life. You losers who write mean things on here, all need to get a life! Britney is awesome! You all suck!

So this will be "acting", right? Since she will only lip-synch the whole thing... WHO FUCKING CARES!! It doesn't change anything. She is still going to be a complete disgusting mess of a horrible mother & person until she gets the help she so OBVIOUSLY & DESPERATELY needs.

So this will be "acting", right? Since she will only lip-synch the whole thing... WHO FUCKING CARES!! It doesn't change anything. She is still going to be a complete disgusting mess of a horrible mother & person until she gets the help she so OBVIOUSLY & DESPERATELY needs.

I support Britney 100%,just hope is isn't going to start bad mouthing Justin like he did to her.... take the high road Britney!

JIVE IS LETTING HER HANG HERSELF

THEY WANT HER GONE LIKE THE WIND

I support Britney 100%,just hope is isn't going to start bad mouthing Justin like he did to her.... take the high road Britney!

When is the VMA starting???
It´s 9:25PM in my country!!

THE PERSON WHO SAID HER SHIT SMELLS GOOD HAS TO BE BRITNEY!!!

ROTFLMAO

I'm surprised MTV would trust her to even show up.I mean really at this point I'm not holding my breath that she will actually perform.

If she does...lol,Don't blow it Britney!I'm scared to see her live after seeing her bare dimpled ass walking in the streets of LA yesterday.Brit Brit looks pretty bad these days...they'll have to be pretty creative to make her look decent on stage.

Plus she was SO amateur for the mini H.O.B. comeback tour.NOTHING like she used to be,not even close.

How's she even thinking fo doing this right now??

Ron Mexico 12:05 PM,

Right on, baby, way to go!

Yes!!!!

I love it when people post under Ron Mexico. Join the team. Help educate the world about Shitney and her Swamp Pigginess.

IT'S SO OBVIOUS THAT THE HATERS THRIVE FOR A "REACTION" OR "ATTENTION" BY POSTING WHAT THEY DO.

THEIR COMMENTS ARE MORE "WASHED UP" THAN THEY CLAIM BRITNEY IS. IT'S ALL ABOUT "WHO CAN SAY THE WORST THING ABOUT BRITNEY" OR WHO CAN THINK OF THE LATEST NAMES LIKE "SHITNEY" OR "SWAMP PIG".

YOU'RE ON THIS SITE 24/7 SEARCHING, CLICKING, WATCHING AND POSTING ABOUT BRITNEY FUCKING SPEARS. WTF? YOU TRULY DON'T SEE HOW FUNNY THAT IS, DO YOU? THE JOKE'S ON YOU!

THE ONLY TRAIN WRECK IS THE LIFE OF YOUR OWN. GO WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT WITH SOAP AND PLAY WITH YOUR BRITNEY DOLL -- EXCUSE ME... SHITNEY DOLL.

Britney might do better to trying delivering a "good" performance for a change. I doubt there is much she could do to shock the audience that they haven't already seen--unless she's ready to wear clothes and sing well.

Ignore the haters they are nasty "attention seekers" with nothing good to offer the world. They feed off of your reaction to their bullshit. So just IGNORE THEM! that drives them nuts more than anything.

I'm gonna watch the VMA's this year JUST to see her crash and burn. Brit, you are SO OVER. Stop flashing your ass and and boobs all the time, stay home and TRY to be a good mom so they don't take your kids away!!! Grow up already!! I feel so sorry for those two little boys who don't deserve any of this MESS that their Mom has created. Very sad.

12:12 (second Comment)

OMG you are such a loser! You have Britney fantasies? You must have NO life what-so-ever! You act like you hate her so much, yet you sit around and come up with fantasies about her, that will NEVER come true. Sorry, hon, but she will never ever live in a trailor park OR weigh 400 lbs! She's way too famous, and always will be! You are more likely describing YOUR OWN future. I am sorry that you are so jealous of her. I hope you get a life soon.

I love this picture of her. She is beautiful and I love the dark hair and green eyes.

that is the real deal mega watt smile! I think it was ok that did a medley of Brit's funny faces.. i loved it... she is so expressive... and it comes from deep within... x17 please do a medley of Brit smiling! and funny faces too!

Seriously Annon 12:31!

We've already seen her bare crotch and now her bottom.

We've seen her swapping panties with Strippers.

We've seen her shave her head and acting insane with the papparazzi afterwards.

We've seen her driving with her baby in her lap.

We've seen her walking barefoot in public restrooms.

We've seen her strip down to underwear in public.

We've seen her with her cigarette in Seans face.

Yes,shock us some more Britney.Shock us until there is nothing left for you to do except off yourself while your boys eat cheetos and drink redbull and break the dogs leg.again.

Lets give this girl a chance to prove all us haters wrong ........ I am going to stop writing negative comments and see what she can do. Even shitney needs to be due some good karma

THIS WILL BE A DISASTER TRUST ME! IT WILL BE FUNNY TO SEE HER LIPSINC IN HER DUMB ANNOYING FAKE BABYVOICE, IN HER SLUT OUTFIT THATS 5 SIZES TO SMALL...FLASHING THAT PHONEY FAKE STUPID GRIN OF HERS...LOLOLOOLOLLOLL CANT WAIT.

Trainwreck is the word.

Think!

She is totally zonked out on drugs & booze, apart from being mentally deranged.
Can anyone imagine her doing "one of her most “complex” performances to date.
- She is set to dance in and out of mirrors which will make her appear and disappear at different areas of the stage" (11:49AM)!!!

It will not be a performance more "shocking" than ever - it will be crazy comedy at its best!

12:42 That stuff shocked you? You need to get a life.

12;39 HAHAHA DARK HAIR GREEN EYES SHE HAS NEITHER OF THOSE ......SO YOU LIKE FAKE SYNTHETIC LOOKS???? SHES SO GROSSS

I hope she sings live and dances her ass off........ blow all the negative haters away

Nah no thanks. I wont be watching. I have no desire to see a trainwreck lipsycnhing.
Slow news today?

I hope she sings live and dances her ass off........ blow all the negative haters away

oh believe us!!The "Hater Brigade" is LOVING the fact that Britney is going to make a fool of herself.WE CAN'T WAIT!And we'll be here to laugh our asses off when she does...or Better yet when she doesn't even SHOW UP!

hah!Thank You Britney for being such an entertaining piece of shit.We will all cry when the paps ignore you - I swear to GOD they couldn't dream up the idiotic appalling things you do in public everyday to amuse us and break up our mundane workaday lives. :)

Those brown boots and that gold purse will be worth a lot of money. By the way whatever happened to her favorite gold purse?

12:47 I like her look better than Amy Winehouse's beehive! Now that is a girl has been hit by a train!

THOSE SWEATY SMELLY BOOTS NEED TO BE BURNED

IKKI I mean KIKI... get over the boots... Britney has 300 pairs of them so they are brand new everyday.

She will probably be buried with those disgusting boots on her smelly feet

KIKI

JUST BOW DOWN TO HER, NO MATTER WHAT SHE WILL ROCK THE VMA'S AS SHE USED TO DO.......HEHE POOR YOU KIKI, JUST IN CASE YOU WANT A TICKET FOR THE VMA'S SHOW, COZ I BOUGHT TWO....OK

12:12 PM, What-ho, old boy!

That post was great!
Thanx a lot!!!

Wish I had invented that one. Rather!

We've just thought of this brilliant, brilliant gag involving Britney, her upcoming VMA performance and a Labrador with severely deformed genitals. Unfortunately the gag is sooooooooo funny that it's already been prohibited under the Geneva Convention. If we were to print the gag here, you would shit yourself laughing so hard, that you'd be propelled at high velocity about six feet up into the air, smashing your cranium into the ceiling (unless your ceiling's higher than six feet, obviously) which would most certainly not do any wonders for your life-expectancy.

Even as we speak a team of top scientists are sealing the gag into a secure container and burying it in a hidden location, while in the meantime we have attempted to inform Ms Spears of the grave danger she is currently posing to the great American public (obviously if you're a foreigner we couldn't give less of a fuck about you if we tried).

However, she refused to speak to our representative, Mr Ron Mexico, and a secret source who gave her name only as 'Swamp Pig' flashed her womanhood in his face, screaming "taste the tuna then Ronnie boy" before bludgeoning him into a comatose state with a golfing umbrella. Violence does solve some things.

12;53 WELL SURE PICK AN UGLY STYLE CHEAPASS LOOKING BOOT TO BUY 300 OF THEM..WHERE SHE BUY THOSE AT PAYLESS SHOES??

12:53 get over it. Her boots are the laughing stock of every celebrity site on the internet. Shitney is not smart enuff to buy more than one pair.

I BET SHE WEARS THOSE BOOT TO THE VMA.

I think she deliberately wears those boots to drive the haters NUTS... cause Britney is FUNNY and loves to play games with the haters... she has a GOOD LAUGH AT YOU... gettin your gaunch all in a knot over a pair of boots!

12:32 (SECOND)

Hey, why don't you reread your post. It's absolutely W-R-O-N-G.

You say:
"Yes,shock us some more Britney" and list everything "SHE'S DONE" to shock the world.

Well, if you used your brain... you'd understand that THE TABLOIDS AND MEDIA ARE THE ONES SHOCKING US... NOT BRITNEY.

She didn't ask that those pics be taken. She didn't ask for the world to see these images of her.

Just like Britney said in her last interview about the paparazzi, "They do anything they can to take cheap shots."

They show you (the gullable) a picture of her sucking on a lollipop. Then they smear the headlines with "Britney's lollipops are laced." AND YOU FALL FOR IT! FUNNY!

The media has created this monster, and you eat it up as fast as you can. Keep filling their bank accounts, TABLOID WHORE.

I am starting to feel sorry for this girl she seems a sweet and caring person she has had alot to deal with over the past year Marriage break up, Custody battle, people using her for fame and money, family issues, rehab and trying to make a comeback with such negative media coverage.I can see how she has acted this way she needs something positive to come out of this nightmare. I really think we should lay off her give her some space to prove us wrong!

She seems to be a very strong person, if these things were happening to me I would not be here to tell the tail........ Rooting for u now not hating on u now

normal people where the same clothes over and over..... especially creative people...when they are IN THE ZONE

1;02 JUST SHOWS HOW IMUTURE AND CRAZY SHE IS.

Found Ya Asshole

Despite his best effort to remain in hiding, Britney Spears’s former manager, Larry Rudolph, was subpoenaed Thursday morning, PerezHilton.com can exclusively reveal.

He was handed a summons to appear in court in the ongoing baby battle between the former pop star and Kevin Federline.

Orchestrated by K-Fed’s lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, Rudolph was served inside a Sunset Tan location in West Los Angeles.

If the fake sun didn’t do it, then this must definitely burn!

Rudolph had tried to stay in hiding because he felt his testimony in court could hurt Britney’s custody case.

KIKI

R U JEALOUS COZ U CANT BUY THOSE BOOTS, EH.!!

Even if she puts on a good performance, looks good, sings live...
The haters will pull something out of their ass. They wouldn't have the BALLS to admit it was good.

I have a question: Have the haters on this site always "hated" Britney Spears? Seriously, I'm curious...

12:42 Those things shock you? You need to get a life.

BRITNEY THE BEST

1:10

THEY DONT HATES HER, THEY ARE JUST MAKING AND HAVING FUNNNN HERE, THATS ALL.

BELIEVE ME, YOU WILL SEE THEIR ASSES SCREAMING FOR BRITNEY'S VMA SHOW. THEY ALL GONNA BE HAPPY. TRUST ME.

ITS ALL ABOUT FUN HERE.

Larry Rudolph wasn't trying very hard to hide. Why would he go to a tanning bed of all places? He wanted to be found and testify. He just tried to make it look like he was being loyal to Britney, all the while he was ready to spill the beans. Very clever guy.

high fives to my man ron mexico, ron mexico for president, you can run fuck head dick lick bush out of the white house.

hey kiki hater 12:07 would you please tell me how you mathmatically came up with those odds you posted i believe you said 98% of people watching. what did you and how do you come up with those odds? i believe your biased and don't post odds on something you know nothing about. it's more like your 98% odds are just what your thinking and nothing more.

Gina,
you're absolutely right about Larry, I agree 100% he wanted to be found!!!

I will def tune in. I just LOVE a good comedy. go britney! shake ur fat ass off.

annon 1:40 - "shake ur fat ass off"

haha.DIMPLED fat ass.

This should be entertaining to see - IF she shows.I'll believe it when I see it.

The VMA already stated that Britney will NOT open the show -- that spot is reserved for a CURRENT HOT artist who's got a hit single/video. Britney must have wanted this slot bad, but she got a rude awakening. She just found out she's a dinosaur in the business.

At least the VMA folks have enough sense to stick her at the end where most people will already have gone to sleep.

I predict this is going to be a total disaster!! The funny thing is, the show is being broadcast at The Palms in Las Vegas -- it's about 5 minutes from where I live. I'd have to take a day off from work to go. Forget it. I'll tape it.

Hey you lost your crotch about a mile back...an you please go and claim it the little kids are poking at it like it is a dear rat or somthing

Whatever.I saw footage of her house of blues tour and she sucked.She's like a charricature of herself.Everybody saw her big ol booty flapping in the breeze the other day.She aint in any condition to be at awards shows.Man somone needs to stop her from doing this.

Kiki i bet those boots stink like stale corn chips like her nasty ass jungle rot feet

BREAKING NEWS: Sources are now telling us that magician Criss Angel was hired to make Britney's ass appear to be normal size. More info as it comes in...

Hope he cuts her fat ass in half and forgets how to put her back together.

JIVE IS LETTING HER HANG HERSELF.

SHE IS ON THE 5TH ALBUM OF A 5 ALBUM CONTRACT.

THEY HAVE NOT COMMENTED ABOUT HER, HER SINGLE OR HER ALBUM. THE SILENCE IS DEAFENING.

THEY HAVE NOT MARKETED OR PROMOTED THE SINGLE, NOT A WORD FROM THEM.

THEY ARE NOT MARKETING OR PROMOTING HER ALBUM. IT WAS REPORTED THEY DID NOT LIKE AND AND WANTED HER TO MAKE CHANGED. SHE DID NOT LISTEN.

JIVE KNOWS SHE IS NOT STABLE ENOUGH TO DO INTERVIEWS OR COMPLETE A TOUR.

SHE MAY HAVE MADE THEM MONEY BEFORE, BUT THAT WAS YEARS AGO, TIMES HAVE CHANGED, MUSIC TASTES HAVE CHANGED....

MORE IMPORTANTLY HER IMAGE AND REPUTATION HAS CHANGED. HER IMAGE IS IN TATTERS.

ATTENTION PLEEEZ,

Britney will not gonna open the VMA's, she will close it. THAT'S ALL.

THANK U.

If the fat cow chews those nails any further, she will chew off her elbows ...

does anyone ever notice that only britney topics get the most comments.. hmm maybe if haters and fans alike stop dissing or praising her maybe she'll go away, but you bring into the lime light.. and as for the VMAs performance britney has always done amazing perfomances and always blows the crowd away, this is not an acception why? bec she britney she knows what is hot and what is not! as for being fat well how the hell would you know have you seen her personally have you gone up to her and been like damn girl why you so big? if not than keep that opinion to your damn self. pics can be fiddled with photoshop anyone. but just give the girl a chance flop or not it will just prove either britney isnt crazy after all and is just very misunderstood or she a nut job and needs some serious help. STOP MAKING BRITNEY SPEARS BIGGER THAN SHE IS IF YOU DONT LIKE HER.. IF YOU LIKE HER THAN THAT YOUR PREROGATIVE.. NO PUN INTENDED

Everything about the VMA shows points to it being a total disaster. Think about it, Britney's Hard Rock shows were embarassing -- and she had a lot of time to practice for them. The only practice she's had for the VMA show is shopping every day for anti-zit cream and walking around with her cottage cheese ass hanging out. If any other hot babe in the music biz were going to have a high profile VMA performance she'd be working out in the gym to tighten up! This will be the first VMA show to be telecast in FLAB-O-VISION!

"We've been hearing rumors" - now that's a good one considering that the only one spreading such 'u wish' kind of rumors rumors is the talentless hick herself.

Everything she does is a lame, transparent cry for attention. And with her two retarded brain cells, she obviously thinks she's sooooo clever. I can't believe some people here - obviously even more drugged than she is - are calling her a strong person.

2:25 yawnsville, i come here to say she is big fat ass cow that has made herself that way by parading around in clothes that are 2 or 3 sizes to small, her stripping down to underwear and jumping in the ocean, or walking around town shopping in something that is a top, but she wears as a dress leaving her ass cheeks to hang out making my eyes bleed for having looked at it. no she has done quite a job on herself all by herself. so if you can't handle reading peep's posts, then maybe you shouldn't come here to read it all. it's as simple as that. no pun intended

2:25 yawnsville, i come here to say she is big fat ass cow that has made herself that way by parading around in clothes that are 2 or 3 sizes to small, her stripping down to underwear and jumping in the ocean, or walking around town shopping in something that is a top, but she wears as a dress leaving her ass cheeks to hang out making my eyes bleed for having looked at it. no she has done quite a job on herself all by herself. so if you can't handle reading peep's posts, then maybe you shouldn't come here to read it all. it's as simple as that. and the "thats your perogative" was totally lame no pun intended y'all

As we all know, David Cooperfield made the Statue of Liberty disappear. Now, Criss Angel isn't even in the same league as David Cooperfield, plus you have the additional problem of Britney's ass being considerably larger than the Statue of Liberty.

It's gonna take some big damn smoke and mirrors to make Britney look talented this time. I don't think it can be done. And the funny thing is, we all want her to fail! That's right, Britney, Alli and your fat bodyguard can't going to save you this time. But the great thing about having such a fat ass is that it will be easy for you to find it when you KISS IT GOODBYE!

shut up saudi boy shouldn't you be wearing your black hood and riding your camel? or sitting on the floor eating with your hands with bin ladin planning your ever afterlife with all your virgins? i would change my name because the last thing on this earth i would want people to know is that i like to be called "saudi boy" go eat your goat hoof pie or something

The new OK editor is BIG SHIT AGAIN... they just pissed off Larry Birkhead... someone is finally gonna lose their job and rightly so for the bullshit lies they told about Brit!

1:46 the current HOT artist was supposed to be Amy Winehouse.. but she already hot hit by a train and dropped out. Mover over and let a pro performer like Brit make the VMA's awesome again.

i have to say .. although britney breaks my heart and im sorry she should have the kids .. she is the best woman ever and every time i hear somthin bad i dont listen beacuse i no 98% of its not true this girls derseves everything in the world she is the best ... i hear this bad stuff and then i listen to in the zone n it litens up your day .. words cant explain how much she is the best i respect her for evething .. she does because she needs it Thanks brit for the convo the other day lovin you and u will be the best of thge best you really dont need to worry bout that POP QUEEEN FOR EVA

intresting! did Britney steal this song?
http://www.myspace.com/kimsunross

Maybe Madonna's kiss sucked all the sanity out of her...I hope she can pull it off, but I doubt it.

BRITNEY NEW SONG SUCK DONKEY DICKS..GIVE IT UP YOUR OVER..

3:16 where did you come up with 98%? can you tell us how you mathmatically came up with that figure? what kind of poll did you use, although that poll would be biased just like you. your 98% comes from your own feelings, so unless you have researched and done the math, (statistics) then please spare us your fake numbers. just say that's what you think.

BRITNEY NEW SONG IS GREAT [ I LIKE IT]

GO HEART IT , britneyexperts.com

i heard one of her songs on perezhilton the other day, and it sucked soooo bad. it was her try at rapping and it made my ears bleed. she kept rapping that she is britney spears and she has all this power. people, it was AWFUL. the worst i have ever heard. she can't rap at all. sounds like she took lessons from kfed that is how bad it is. i hope you all are spared that painful rendition of crap she is calling her comeback. maybe she will rap that at the mtv crap awards then everyone will see she totally sucks donkey dicks.

twotneys song sucks like she does.

99.5% OF FAMOUS MUSIC ARTIST DONT WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH HER THEY ARE EMBAREST OF HER AND LAUGH AT HER SHE HAS NO FRIENDS.

GIMME MORE IS HOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTT

GO HEAR IT BITCHESSSSSSSSSS.

ITS BRITNEY BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GIMME MORE IS SOOOOO 2000 HER MUSIC HASNT EVOLVED AT ALL STILL THE SAME CRAP...IT SUCKS FACE IT.

her feet and toe jam stinks like stale cornchips in $10.99 boots from payless shoe source. her ass probably stinks like fly spray. thats just plain nasty

this girl is the best she has been thour soo much cant people gove her the chance.. i see sotires bout her and i dont belive them till i see them this girl desrseves the world medal for the most papz its not her fault cant you lot see that ! she trires to lead a normal life.. i listen to In the zone and it just remidns me of the iold days and what she will be in a couple of months i cant see y anyone can hate this gilrs she is one of a kind, its her business let her deal with it fanz are only ment to care about hermusiocal side SO LET IT BE let this gilr rest and do what she needs .... all in good time will this girl come back .. last time i meet her was at the onyx tour and she was such a nice person i couldnt fault her .. i cant wait ti herr her at her next tour ! missing you brintey and memba .. for very person who diss argees with you 20 more love you.. do it for your fans .. they are who matter

this girl is the best she has been thour soo much cant people gove her the chance.. i see sotires bout her and i dont belive them till i see them this girl desrseves the world medal for the most papz its not her fault cant you lot see that ! she trires to lead a normal life.. i listen to In the zone and it just remidns me of the iold days and what she will be in a couple of months i cant see y anyone can hate this gilrs she is one of a kind, its her business let her deal with it fanz are only ment to care about hermusiocal side SO LET IT BE let this gilr rest and do what she needs .... all in good time will this girl come back .. last time i meet her was at the onyx tour and she was such a nice person i couldnt fault her .. i cant wait ti herr her at her next tour ! missing you brintey and memba .. for very person who diss argees with you 20 more love you.. do it for your fans .. they are who matter

this girl is the best she has been thour soo much cant people gove her the chance.. i see sotires bout her and i dont belive them till i see them this girl desrseves the world medal for the most papz its not her fault cant you lot see that ! she trires to lead a normal life.. i listen to In the zone and it just remidns me of the iold days and what she will be in a couple of months i cant see y anyone can hate this gilrs she is one of a kind, its her business let her deal with it fanz are only ment to care about hermusiocal side SO LET IT BE let this gilr rest and do what she needs .... all in good time will this girl come back .. last time i meet her was at the onyx tour and she was such a nice person i couldnt fault her .. i cant wait ti herr her at her next tour ! missing you brintey and memba .. for very person who diss argees with you 20 more love you.. do it for your fans .. they are who matter

COLD AS FIRE

TOOOOOOOOO GOT LEAKED.

I have a copy of gimme more that was just emailed to me from a friend. where is the x17online contact apge so i can email them a copy??

God bless
GOD protects you
GOD illuminates you
GOD gives peace to you
and much wisdom…
GOD this with you
MUCH PEACE! MUCH PEACE!
PEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE…
SUCCESS...MUCH SUCCESS
SUCCESS...MUCH SUCCESS
SUCCESS...MUCH SUCCESS
SUCCESS...MUCH SUCCESS
SUCCESS...MUCH SUCCESS
SUCCESS...MUCH SUCCESS
SUCCESS...MUCH SUCCESS

BRITNEY'S NEW SONG GIMME MORE IS AWESOME!
OUR GIRLS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SCREW ALL THE HATERS, SHES GONNA PROVE YOU ALL WRONG!
LISTEN TO HER SONG ON PEREZHILTON.
EVEN THE HATERS LOVE IT!
GO BRITNEY!!!!

WE CAN'T NOT WAIT BRIT PERFORMANCE SHE'S THE BEST.......

WE CAN'T NOT WAIT BRITNEY PERFORMANCE SHE'S THE BEST........

WE CAN'T NOT WAIT BRIT PERFORMANCE SHE'S THE BEST.......

I can't wait to see the VMAs!

SUCCESS...............BRIT

GIMME MORE AND COLD AS FIRE ARE CRAZY COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GIMME MORE AND COLD AS FIRE ARE CRAZY COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

COLD AS FIRE IS FREAKING AMAZING.

FUCK THE HATERS JUST LISTEN TO THE COLD AS FIRE AT [britneyexperts.com] FUCKING AWESOME.

Britney Spears SUCKS! haha!

OH ANDY

You liked the songs , i bet you did. I KNEW FROM THE FIRST PLACE THAT U R A FAN OF BRITNEY, U WERE JUST UPSET COZ IT'S BEEN LONG TIME WE HADN'T HEARD ANYTHING FROM HER.

OH LOVE U ANDY.

5:11pm I dont like her at all. I hate this slut. Its fun watching this trainwreck fail at everything because thats how dumb and stupid she really is. BRITNEY SPEARS SUCKS! haha!!!!

For the UMPTEENTH time, we 'haters' are here to watch the train wreck. It's free entertainment and we don't want to look away.

It's Britney Bitches !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TMZ, PEREZ and Breath Heavy has TWO WHOLE SONGS...... and they fucking ROCK... gives me chills up my spine man....

ANDY,

YEAH YEAH, WHATEVER, BUT THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS, THE NEW SONGS WERE HITS, I MEAN THE BEAT OF GIMME MORE IS LIKE , OMG !!!!!!!!!!!!!

GO ANDY

I MEAN ,GO BRITNEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Britneys so fucking UGLY.

Try to imagine a whole album full of this crap. Then you will truly PUKE!

God bless
GOD protects you
GOD illuminates you
GOD gives peace to you
and much wisdom…
GOD this with you
MUCH PEACE! MUCH PEACE!
PEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE…
SUCCESS...MUCH SUCCESS
SUCCESS...MUCH SUCCESS
SUCCESS...MUCH SUCCESS
SUCCESS...MUCH SUCCESS
SUCCESS...MUCH SUCCESS
SUCCESS...MUCH SUCCESS
SUCCESS...MUCH SUCCESS

I just listened to the complete mp3, and I have to say it's not bad. I don't think it's gonna be the great hit she is looking for, but I think it will get attention. It's a little repetitive and I don't like the talking parts, but I hope it works for her. Not a fan or a hater. I was mostly curious.

TOLD YA HATERS ALL FUCKIN SO!

Britneys so fucking FAKE. haha!!!!

Britneys so fucking FAT.

heavy rotation ....... mr. session player.... heavy rotation..... read it and weap.... just caust it isn't what you like doesn't mean .... the masses out there can't enjoy some funky fluff and kick ass performance....

Britneys so fucking FAKE. haha!!!!

Britneys so fucking UGLY. haha!!!!

Britneys so fucking FAKE. haha!!!!

Bored of reading about pre-processed servers and deposition submarines? Then why not try this, it's the brand new craze that's sweeping Japan; CELEBRITY PIMP!!

And here's how you play it. First, choose a celebrity pimp; let's say you've opted for the hunky Aaron Cohen. Second, choose three 'Hoes' to form Aaron's 'stable of bitches'. Here we'll say you've gone for Britney, Hayden and Jessica Simpson. Finally, you need to choose a celeb-gossip site that will be his 'Pink Cadillac' in which to carry the 'working girls'. Here of course we'll choose x17 as it's the only gossip site that prints the truth.

So having made your choices, you check your site (x17 in this case) and every time a picture of one of your 'hoes' appears you get 2 points. But as a bonus, for each person that is also in the picture with your 'ho', you get an extra point! So that picture of Jessica in a bus with 10 people would have netted you a cool 12 points! However, every time a picture of your celebrity pimp (Aaron Cohen) appears, you lose 5 points! Why? Because a good pimp should be publicity-shy and 'below the radar'.

This one is bags of endless fun for all the family (as long as your family are all drug-addicts).

Britney Spears SUCKS! haha!!!!

SUCK MY DICK ANDY AND DRINK MY CUM

Let me get this straight, it took Britney FIVE YEARS to record one piece of crap song?

In five years THE BEATLES recorded these albums:

Please Please Me
Meet the Beatles
A Hard Day's Night
Beatles For Sale
Help !
Rubber Soul
Revolver
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
The Beatles (a.k.a. The White Album)
Yellow Submarine
Abbey Road

These are the albums that defined popular music forever. Maybe that's because the Beatles were busy creating music -- not shopping and getting drunk in clubs every night.

5:49pm Why dont ya SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DIRTY LITTLE SLUT! HAHA!!!!

5:49pm Why dont ya SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DIRTY LITTLE SLUT! HAHA!!!!

5;52 GOOD POINT... BUT SHOPPING WHAT THE HELL DOES SHE BUY CEPT FASTFOOD AND STARBUCK....HER CLOTHES ARE SHIT AND SHE WAERS THE SAME WALMART CRAP OVER AND OVER

WHY DONT YOU PUT YOUR DICK IN A BLENDER

Britneys so FAT and UGLY. haha!!!!

Britneys FATTER then an ELEPHANT HIPPO. haha!!!!

Britneys FATTER then an ELEPHANT HIPPO. haha!!!!

Britney Spears SUCKS! haha!!!!

go to thatotherblog.com and listen to gimme more!

im so ready for her comeback!
bitch is gonna make all the haters shut up..and im totally ready for it!

go to thatotherblog.com and listen to gimme more!

im so ready for her comeback!
bitch is gonna make all the haters shut up..and im totally ready for it!

I beg to differ about Brit being fake. The real problem here is the fact that she is so real! Many people forget that she is all grown up now, and her "people" are not keeping her inside the box anymore. She is no longer the image that other's created for her and you all hate it. Wasnt there a time when Madonna was considered the crazy one... well,, look at her now. She's loved all over the world and no one remembers the crazy ass documentary she did...She is idolized all over the world.. Brit is trying to mend her broken heart and some sick people have no compassion! I wish her the best with anything and everything she does. Good luck Brit! Knock em dead!!!!

ANDY, WHY DONT U SUCK MY DICK AND TASTE MT CUM, ITS LIKE A LOVELY CANDY. I KNOW U LIKE IT.

ANDY, WHY DONT U SUCK MY DICK AND TASTE MT CUM, ITS LIKE A LOVELY CANDY. I KNOW U LIKE IT.

I JUST HEARD HER NEW SINGLE "GIMME MORE". 2 WORDS MY FRIENDS - FUCKING AMAZING!!! it's a definate hit.

Madonnna is not loved by people all over the world. She is a joke, with her Bullshit fake British accent. She is no different that when she was young, but she keeps trying to reinvent her crazy ass self and hang with a younger crowd, so peeople will think she's young n hot. She is just another has-been. She's getting bad press right now because one of her new songs sounds like Britney's 'I'm A Slave for You' Don't compare Britney to this skank. It's certainly not flattering to Britney.

Sure! I'D LOVE TO!

ANDY FINGERBANG MY FAT SWOLLEN WET PUSSY

OK ANDY, LETS DO THIS SHIT. COMEON. YEAH OH YEAH. GO ANDY. U R SO FUCKING GREAT .

Britney can't sing because unfortunately, she lost her voice in 2000. It is probably due to her excessive smoking and not continuing with vocal lessons. She got cocky and didn't think she needed them anymore. This is why she always lip synchs. All she has left is the nasal breathey sexy baby voice. She cannot hit a high note to save her life. When she was younger, she put her heart and soul into her music and she was fantastic. That time has past. This new stuff is just more bubblegum pop and it will never get her a #1 album.

x17! What the fuck.... Perez has over 1500 posts... for the song.... and tmz the same... breath heavy... MAN I cna't believe you haven't posted something... what's up can't get the track to play.... OR MAYBE IT WAS YOU GUYS THAT TOOK THE ACTUAL PIC OF HER AND HER CHILD NAKED IN THE PRIVACY OF HER YARD?????

5:52.. ummmm excuse me but I am pretty damn sure that not one of the Beatles, carried a child in their womb and brought two beautiful children into the world with their own body!

Nobody said she was the Beatles dude... she's Britney and that is just FINE!

Geez... my preference is music is Led Zeppelin.... but I can appreciate a really likeable young girl and a great performer...

don't compare apples to oranges... they dont' come from the same tree...

I just heard both songs and all i have to say is.. I can understand why Jive is not promoting this.

Jive IS... the official drop is tommorow... this is just a test leak on the net...

Britneys so FAT and UGLY. haha!!!!

Hey 6:30pm STOP BEING SUCH A DIRTY LITTLE SLUT BECAUSE YOUVE BEEN ACTING REALLY NAUGHTY LATLEY YOU DIRTY LITTLE SLUT! haha!!!!

IT'S BRITNEY BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SHE'S BACK, TAKE THAT MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!

Britneys so FAT and UGLY. haha!!!!

Britneys so FAT and UGLY. haha!!!!

WTF X17 WHERE THE HELL IS BRITNEY?????

PEREZ AND TMZ ROCKES SO FAR.? WHATS WITH U BRANDY? LOOKING FOR SOMETHING XLUSIVE HUH? HEHE TOO LATE BITCH.

GIMME MORE BRITNEY! 7:02

Actually, she isn't back!
Look at the havoc, man!
...and THINK!
She is drugged, drunk and insane. And you know it.

Sorry for her.

Ok x17, you better be right about this because you know what? The VMA's SUCK! I'll be very pissed if I spend 3 or 4 hours watching that lame ass show and no Britney performance. If she's the opening act better yet, I watch her and change channels right after it.

Fuck X17, Where the fuck is Britney's SONG?

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Shitney is great. maybe she will show her fat scuzzy ass that won't really be a shocker but it will be a shocker to see everyone vomiting when they see it. I got the poops again just thinking about it...so much that I AM OUT OF TP for my bung hole so I am now wiping my ass on my carpet...Shitney has turned me into a sick animal with her shitneyness..poops I did it again

Reginald Front-de-Boeuf, you wish she was.

Sorry for you.

Where's Alli?

Perez is getting all the hits on this subject. This is real Britney news, X17, and you've got her buried on page 2. What happened, did her last check bounce?

7:35 PM

Bull's eye, wasn't it! since you're so mad?
Btw, you seem to have quite a lot of fantasies about unnatural sexual behaviour; fucking K-Fed in the ass, motherfuckers...
Better get your head examined, before it's too late.
What are you planning next? another shootout at school?

EVERYBODY LOVES WATCHING A TRAINWRECK!!!!!!!!!!

Britney vs. Timbaland: An MTV Showdown?

Britney Spears wants her MTV Video Music Awards. But does the music impresario orchestrating the night’s performances want Britney Spears?
A well-placed source tells me that execs at the music network are still negotiating with Spears to open the extravaganza, but the show’s musical director, über-producer Timbaland, would rather she stay home.
“He doesn’t want her on the show,” my source says. “Too much drama, and he thinks she is going to take away from the other good performers.”

Eonline

Britney Spears' new single, "Gimme More," premiered Thursday night (August 30) on Z100 and subsequently surfaced on the New York radio station's Web site. She opens the song by singing, "It's Britney, b---h," and producer Danjahandz closes it by saying, "Bet you didn't see this coming."

please don't ever let a celebrity represent a religion. what has the world come to? it doesn't mean all people from that religion are wrong.I can't stop crying.

please don't ever let a celebrity represent a religion. what has the world come to? it doesn't mean all people from that religion are wrong.I can't stop crying.

just leave my parents alone. They tried their best and aren't @ fault for most of the 24 years. They really aren't.

just leave my parents alone. They tried their best and aren't @ fault for most of the 24 years. They really aren't.

X17 SUCKS DICK, THIS IS A TRULY BREAKING NEWS, NOT STALKING HER ASS DOWN IN THE STREETS, AND KEEP SAYIN' [X17 XCLUSIVE, BRITNEY WENT HOME] EXCLUSIVE MY ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

U BETTER SAY SOMETHIN ABOUT IT, OR I'LL ........

it's people which I cannot name

check out britney dot com..... JIVE IS BEHIND HER... THEY ARE PLAYING THE SONG.....AND PROMISE A NEW SITE COMING SOON!

This sluts career is OVER shitney retards. And shitney SUCKS! haha!!!!

just leave me in peace until I go. A few more days of talking to my one and only TRUE friend. Think about God and the afterlife people. I almost died when I was 5 and went towards the light and have had out of body experiences recently and seen the angels and the lord. Think about it. Gosh...I've been such a victim my whole life and still tried to be sweet and nice. Be careful out there.

This sluts career is OVER shitney retards. And shitney SUCKS! haha!!!!

just leave me in peace until I go. A few more days of talking to my one and only TRUE friend. Think about God and the afterlife people. I almost died when I was 5 and went towards the light and have had out of body experiences recently and seen the angels and the lord. Think about it. Gosh...I've been such a victim my whole life and still tried to be sweet and nice. Be careful out there.

cg83 will you just fucking go already and put us ALL out of our misery? You are the whiniest psychotic idiot on here.

Britney Spears SUCKS! haha!!!!

you feel good now Andy? GREAT! Britney made your day. haha

Gimme Less

BreatheHeavy.Com has leaked 2 Britney songs and one is the supposed single "Gimme More." It opens with "It's Britney Bitch." That's probably what she says to her kids in the morning. JOKES! It's alright, it's not completely terrible.
The second song is called "Cold As Fire" and well...errr....hmmm...the lyrics on that one are pretty amazing and she sounds like a chipmunk on CRACK. Britney saying "Can I Get a Witness?" and "Handlin' My Bidness" is GOLD! HA! That should be her single!

Love ya cg83

BRITNEY SPEARS SUCKS! hahahahahahaha!!!!

While one of the people closest to Spears, or at least one of the people formerly closest to Spears, her mother Lynne, has yet to be subpoenaed, time may be winding down for her, as well.
A source close to Federline told E! Online earlier this month that the once aspiring rapper has been weighing whether to slap his onetime mother-in-law with a subpoena in the case.
"Lynne Spears has stopped short of criticizing Britney in public, choosing instead to support Kevin behind closed doors," the source said. "But that's become such a sore spot between Brit and her mom."
"Britney really resents her parents for backing Kevin. And if Kevin drags them all in court, it's going to get so ugly."
Lawyers for both Spears and Federline are due back in court on Sept. 14—the day Sean Preston celebrates his second birthday—to determine whether certain sealed documents pertaining to their custody dispute should be made public. They face off again on Sept. 17 in another hearing in their custody case.

Eonline

According to Kevin’s attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan, Britney rakes in an average of $737,868 per month.
The documents, stemming from the couple’s August 27 hearing, also reveal Kevin is receiving $20,000 a month in spousal support, however, that payment ends on November 15.
The redaction-laden documents also reveal a list of six parties who have been or will be subpoenaed by Kevin’s camp in his push for custody of the couple’s two kids – Sean Preston (23 months) and Jayden James (11 months).
The list includes Brit’s former assistant Shannon Funk, former bodyguard Daimon Shippen, former manager Larry Rudolph, pal Alli Sims, the Promises Treatment Center, Brit’s designated sober companion Dr. Betty Wyman and her former nanny Christine Hallet.
On Thursday morning, Kevin’s team served Rudolph while he visited a Los Angeles tanning salon.

access hollywood

cg83

what da fuck is wrong wich ya? boooooooooooy

Kfag is probley going to fart all over shitneys face in court when he sees her. hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

Justin says NO to Britney reunion

Pop star Justin Timberlake has refused to duet with former flame Britney Spears at the MTV Video Music Awards.
The Toxic singer - who experienced a meltdown earlier this year following her divorce - is to debut her comeback single at the awards ceremony and was also rumoured to be teaming up with her ex-boyfriend.
But a source close to Timberlake told Us Weekly magazine: "That's totally, patently false."

Watch out! Britney might fart in Kfags face when he see her in court! hahaha!!!

and you lived my life? you know the...I wanted you to help me out but I guess a friend turned out to be an enemy and backstabber...just like it always does.

Andy, omg !!! i cant you just said that. U R so fuckin' lame and so fuckin' weird, EWW stay away from me u freak ass weirdo, i dont like your comments. EWWW thank god i never know you, my life is better.

Andy, omg !!! i cant you just said that. U R so fuckin' lame and so fuckin' weird, EWW stay away from me u freak ass weirdo, i dont like your comments. EWWW thank god i never know you, my life is better.

Hey I found this on Breatheheavy.com and thought I would share. Apparently it's Britney's new song "Gimme More."

http://www.media.breatheheavy.com/Breathe%20Heavy.com%20-%20Britney%20Spears%20-%20Gimme%20More.mp3

ummm I am going soon you psychotic demonic bitter soul who I still forgave over and over again. I'm excited! Are you going soon too Brian? hmmm

...to hell :)We are soul mates. Evil vs Good. Who cares anymore if you "get" to me now.I'm already walking dead. 20% because of you. Thanks. xoxo

Keep on Rockin, Did you just shit in your pants? EWW! YOUR SO FUCKING GROSS!!!hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

My conscience is clear...is yours? How will it feel to burn in hell for eternity? I had a little dream..

Britney Spears SUCKS! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

Us reports that Brit-Brit presented her opening act to MTV honchos this past Monday, and that she's "planning it to be a big comeback performance," and that her goal is to make it "shocking."

What will truly be SHOCKING is if Spears actually shows up and performs for real (not lip-sysnc) plus dishes out some quality during the performance. I believe her performance will be "mediocre" at best. What will not be shocking is hearing about ol' Britney pulling out of the VMA's at the last minute or her continuing to fall apart before our eyes. Somthing is very wrong at Camp Britney.

you are just so evil Brian. I've seen evil but nothing like you.

I hope I'll be left in peace until I go in a couple of days. No more pain. Hopefully a quick one too. I'll pray for..

Britneys so FAT and UGLY. hahahaha!!!!!!

Shes so FAKE as hell. hahahahaha!!!!!!!!

^good. Makes you feel good.
Look @ what's happened to me from being forced into all types of ...I've become trash and I'm not even a celebrity but I'm not evil. I still forgive and have a good heart. Just be careful out there.

Shes so FAKE as hell. hahahahaha!!!!!!!!

^good. Makes you feel good.
Look @ what's happened to me from being forced into all types of ...I've become trash and I'm not even a celebrity but I'm not evil. I still forgive and have a good heart. Just be careful out there.

Britneys so FAT and UGLY. haha!!!!!!!!!!

BREAKING NEWS!! ALI SIMS WILL PERFORM WITH BRITNEY AT THE VMA THEY ARE REHERSING RIGHT NOW AS I SPEAK THEY ARE SING HER NEW SONG GIMME MORE

cg83 you need to die already youre retard

BOO!!! BRITNEY SUCKS! BOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

BOO!!! ANDY SUCKS COCK BOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

Britney Spears SUCKS! hahahahahahaha!!!!

do you really think me dying will take back ALL of your celebrity sins? I've already made my decision in terms of who I want to take to heaven from "celebrities" and ex lovers (*rolls eyes*). Brian is the ANTI CHRIST I was warning you guys all about.

ANDYS QUEERBAIT HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

do you really think me dying will take back ALL of your celebrity sins? I've already made my decision in terms of who I want to take to heaven from "celebrities" and ex lovers (*rolls eyes*). Brian is the ANTI CHRIST I was warning you guys all about.

BOO!!!! ANONYMOUS FARTED!! BOO!!!!!!!!!!hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

cg83 i think your dying is one less faggot in the world taking up space

say what you want Brian , do you think I really have ever cared? lived my life? sad pathetic bitter Anti Christ emo dark soul.

say what you want Brian , do you think I really have ever cared? lived my life? sad pathetic bitter Anti Christ emo dark soul.

cg83 your life sucks now end it

LIAR @ ANONYMOUS 8:46 PM

ANONYMOUS FARTED IN HIS PANTS!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

andy is homosexual and want to bump nasties with ron mexico

no my life is actually the best it's ever been now that it'll be over. No longer a victim. :)

ANONYMOUS FARTED IN HIS PARENTS FACE!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cg83 your a victim of yourself so have yourself kill yourself

just a few more days. Leave me in peace (Green) and others. A few more days with the Lord... :)

ANONYMOUS FARTED IN HIS PARENTS FACE!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

just a few more days. Leave me in peace (Green) and others. A few more days with the Lord... :)

bye. Hope I've made your year. :)

ANDY ARE YOU 12?

ANONYMOUS TOOK A SHIT DUMP IN HIS PANTS!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cg83
JUST FUCKING DIE THEN! NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOU. SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH YOU DAMN WHINING FOOL.

cg83
JUST FUCKING DIE THEN! NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOU. SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH YOU DAMN WHINING FOOL.

andy licked diarea stained underwear

good night fagget Anonymous, Thanks for the laughing comments! Its was so fucking funny! I laughed so hard! by!!!!

Her song Gimme More is just sad. It sounds like a stuck record just repeating Gimme over n over. The other one she sounds like a chipmunk on crack. This girl is such a loser musically and in her persaonl life as well. I will watch the VMA's to see her bomb.

KIKI

GO DIE.

X17 U SUCKS DICKS ALL TIMES.

I'M OFF TO BED U MOTHERFUCKERS. PEACE.

Cold as Fire sounds like she is 10 years old. That stupid baby talk she is using ain't gonna make it.

KEEP ON ROCKIN GO EAT YOUR CHODE FAT GREASY ZITFACE FAGGOT

LOS ANGELES -- Kevin Federline's lawyer wants Britney Spears to pay some of her ex-husband's legal expenses in their divorce case, court documents show.

Attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan said in an Aug. 26 declaration that Federline has "no net income" after various expenses, and that his spousal support of $20,000 a month ends in November. Spears, meanwhile, brings in an average monthly income of $737,868.
Spears is "clearly the 'monied party'" in the dispute and should pay $50,000 for Federline's litigation expenses, Kaplan argued.
An after-hours message left Thursday with Spears' attorney was not immediately returned.
A hearing is scheduled for Sept. 17, but an attorney for Spears has requested a continuance until November.

Well I heard the songs and what can I say.
I just don't like it. It sounds like all that have been done before. Her voice is weak and completely altered.
And then the part about being legendairy that is just sad. She might be the only one thinking that.
No I did give it a honest listen but this is boring crap.

KIKI GO LICK DIRTY BUSH YOU FAT ASS LESBO BITCH!

Larry Rudolph was subpoenaed on Thursday afternoon (30Aug07) at the Sunset Tan salon in West Los Angeles, which he co-owns.

The salon's assistant manager Erin Tietsort tells U.S. TV show Access Hollywood her boss was served by a business-like brunette: "We asked her who she was but she just said she had a meeting. After he (Rudolph) walked in he said, 'Can I help you?' and she just handed the papers and left.

"He had no idea... You could tell he wasn't too happy about it."

Britney vs. Timbaland: An MTV Showdown?

Britney Spears wants her MTV Video Music Awards. But does the music impresario orchestrating the night’s performances want Britney Spears?
A well-placed source tells me that execs at the music network are still negotiating with Spears to open the extravaganza, but the show’s musical director, über-producer Timbaland, would rather she stay home.
“He doesn’t want her on the show,” my source says. “Too much drama, and he thinks she is going to take away from the other good performers.”

RAMONA FOREVER YOU HAVE A FAT GIRL NAME...AND IM SURE YOU HAVE A HUGE SAGGY DIRTY HOLE AND HAVE TO FINGER YOURSELF CUZ YOU CANT GET LAID

it's only a comeback if there's something or someone to come back to.....she's wasting her time...

Britard's just trying to take the spotlight off of her personal shit. Both songs suck ass and she will bomb. Can't wait to watch it.

um Britney has owned the Mtv awards for so long until she had her break, and now Timbaland wants to act like his shit is kool? Hahaha go eff yourself, just cause the music scene turned rap doesn't mean Britney can't hang! And ofcourse Britney is gonna distract everyone from other performers, that's why she's the queen of pop! Even though she might end up looking like a hot mess, lmao.

"Vegas Prepares For Britney!"

Exactly!
- 'cause Britney isn't preparing for Vegas!
She couldn't possibly, permantly drugged and drunk as she is (+ crazy)!

About the releases:
Any sound can be made in a studio, but imagine her on stage... drunk, crazy, drugged and lipsync'ing - dancing through mirrors!

Whatever!
Good riddance, fans!

fuck you all! britney is amazing!!! dont act like you never fuc.kin hurd her songs...you guys are a bunch of as.swhol.s

She sings? All I've ever heard is her moaning like a dog in heat.

excellent...j'ecris en français comme ça tu me reconnais ^^
J'ai ecouté "gimme me" et "cold as fire" je comprend legerement ce qu'elle dit mais j'adore ... Je pense que son retour va être un énorme succès et il y a interêt lol...
Merci à toi!!

She clearly ripped off this unknown artist - myspace.com/kimsunross