Britney will NEVER have the last laugh. She is on a suicide mission and trying to self-destruct.

Britney will get her kids back..... end of !

Had the last laugh? This is something dealing with the kid's lives! Idiots!

X17 this is not a contest or about the last laugh. What are you 10 years old over there? Britney doesn't have a problem with her kids over at their dads.
She is trying to get herself together and it's hard for her with the kids. These boys are a handful for Britney. Some woman are normally maternal but it's not the same for Britney. Let her just be and find herself.

I agree with you 1:01 PM. Britney will fuck up anything she does. And anytime someone does help her or give her something, she will turn around and fuck it all up again. If today's hearing does go well for her and she comes out with something in her favor, she will within a short while screw it up and lose anything she won today within a short while. Just like when she got her babies back to some degree, within a couple of weeks she had them taken away again, then a few weeks after that she was not even allowed to drive with them in the car with her. She is self-destructing, and she is trying hard to do so. Anything her lawyers win for her, she will lose again shortly after.

Around 9 a.m. PT, lawyers for both sides entered into a closed door hearing. Reps from the drug testing lab are in attendance, as are folks from the L.A. County Department of Child & Family Services.

Back in open court, Douglas Hunter, attorney for Department of Child & Family Services, has asked to see a full report on Brit's parenting skills, having so far only seen a redacted version with sections blacked out. Lawyers for the pop star are arguing back that the Department shouldn't see the unedited version because it could then be circulated throughout the Department's "huge bureaucracy," almost guaranteeing a leak of information.

Court is currently taking a break. Insiders say that some decisions have already been handed down and will be announced soon.

Private investigator John Nazarian, who has been hired by Britney's legal team to investigate Kevin, has apparently given his testimony already, having just left the courthouse in a stretch limo, but not before posing for the awaiting photographers.

During another break in the action, OK! caught up with K-Fed's lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan, who revealed that "no settlement offer is on the table." Kaplan also admitted to OK! that the media has made his job easier in this case. "If I was to hire an investigator on this case it would cost me a fortune," he explained. "But all I have to do is collect media reports to know about traffic lights and stop signs."

Stay tuned as OK! brings you news from the courthouse live

Don't tell me, let me guess. Britney will spend X(17)mas Eve at the 4Seaons with her sons and court ordered monitor.

Christmas day the boys will celebrate with their whole family at their daddy's home.

During another break in the action, OK! caught up with K-Fed's lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan, who revealed that "no settlement offer is on the table." Kaplan also admitted to OK! that the media has made his job easier in this case. "If I was to hire an investigator on this case it would cost me a fortune," he explained. "But all I have to do is collect media reports to know about traffic lights and stop signs."

Stay tuned as OK! brings you news from the courthouse live

The last laugh? Good one, losers!

Britney, K-Fed in Turkey Day spat
Her foul language is rubbing off on her kids

November 26, 2007

The ongoing sad soap opera of Britney Spears' life continued unabated over the Thanksgiving weekend. A source very close to the petulant pop tart reports a good deal of Turkey Day itself was spent with Spears and ex-hubby Kevin Federline ''mostly screaming obscenities at each other -- all in front of their kids, too.''

An interesting sidebar to all this: Apparently Spears' penchant for constantly using the ''F-word,'' ''C-word'' and ''B-word'' is making an impression -- so to speak -- on her oldest son, Sean Preston, 2.

''Though Britney keeps telling Sean to stop, whenever she hears him swearing, it's clear she thinks it's cute and kind of funny,'' reports the Spears insider.

As we all know, when it comes to kids and their parents, it's usually a case of ''monkey see, monkey do.''

Chicago Sun Times

The last laugh? Wow, are you kidding? I didn't realize custody hearings were so funny!

Took the words right out of my mouth Gina!

(or is it fingers...since technically I would have typed that not said it...)

SPEARS AND FEDERLINE BOTH UNDER INVESTIGATION FOR CHILD ABUSE?

Troubled pop star BRITNEY SPEARS and her ex-husband KEVIN FEDERLINE are both under investigation by the Los Angeles County Department of Child and Family Services (DCFS), according to reports.
The former couple are due back in court on Monday (26Nov07) to continue child custody negotiations, and according to website TMZ.com, the DCFS will appeal to Commissioner Scott Gordon to open the files regarding the care of their young boys, Sean Preston and Jayden James.
The department's concerns are said to be "frivolous", but the DCFS have a legal obligation to investigate any such claims.
This is not the first time Spears has been investigated for child abuse by the DCFS - her former bodyguard Tony Barretto made an official complaint against the star in October (07), just one month (Sep07) after she was cleared of similar allegations from an anonymous tip-off.

PRinside

Britney does NOT want her babies. If she gets them back to any degree today, she will lose them again in a short while, then permanently. She is crazy and the courts and world knows that. It is about the babies at this time, it is NOT about Britney or the last laugh.

Oh yeah like she wants full custody? She can't deal with being a full time mom. Hell part time is even a lot of trouble for her. She can't deal at being a mom.
Leave her alone.

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If Brintey does have the last laugh, it only shows that she cares more about her emotions and laughing then she cares about her kids. This is NOT a laughing matter. IT'S ABOUT THE KIDS, IT IS NOT ABOUT REVENGE OR LAUGHING!

IT'S ABOUT THE KIDS X17!

Get that through your heads you retards!

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So true Janice

How on earth can you people think that she is a fit mother?
I hope none of you at X17 have children. If you consider Britney a model mother, then I am scared for the well-being of your kids.

Britney is no where near capable of taking care of those babies, she can't even take care of herself. If she gets the babies back, then she will probably kill them!

PARENTAL ADVISORY

BRITNEY'S BIG FAT BELLY IS HANGING OVER HER JEANS.

WHAT A DISGUSTING FAT COW.

Just keepin' it real.

Thanks Janice. These guys at X17 are morons.

THE AUCTION WAS A SCAM...DONT YOU THINK X17ONLINE WOULD HAVE POSTED A BIG , HUGH, GIANT THANK YOU TO ALL THE FANS THAT BID.... AND TELL YOU THAT BRIT IS SO HAPPY AND THANKFUL FOR THE DONATION?????? YOU PEOPLE KNOW AS WELL AS I DO THAT X17 ALWAYS POSTS POSITIVE STORIES ON BRITNEY, AND DISCREDIT THE BAD? ARE WE TO ASSUME THIS IS BAD? THIS SHOULD PROVE TO YOU THAT X17 IS NOT HERE FOR YOU OR BRIT? THINK ABOUT IT? IF THEY REALLY WANTED TO HELP HER CD SALES, THEY WOULD HAVE PUSHED THAT EBAY SALE HARD TILL THE END. IF THEY SCREWED UP, THEN THEY SHOULD STILL HAVE BROUGHT UP THE AUCTION OUTCOME AND POSTED IT GOOD OR BAD AND MATCHED THE DONATION. THEY ARE JUST LIKE TMZ. X17 AND THEIR PICTURES MAKE MONEY, THAT IS WHY THEY ARE IN BUSINESS. IF BRIT DIED IN A CAR CRASH AND THEY WERE FIRST ON THE SCENE DO YOU THINK THEY WOULD POST THE PICS? AND SELL THEM TO THE MAGS???IF YOU REALLY LOVE BRIT THEN GO TO HER WEBSITE WHERE REAL FANS POST AND YOU KNOW WHAT IS BEING REPORTED IS REAL

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.."the last laugh"..who writes for this site..clearly a "Bree-tard"..custody issues aren't laughing matters..what is funny is your "support" of "Bree-tard"..along with all of the "Bree-tard-ettes"...

There is no way the courts are going to give Britney her babies back. She is very dangerous to them and could end up harming them very badly with all the really selfish and crazy stunts she pulls. It is also very obvious that she has no real interest in being a mother. It is more important to her to flash her crotch over and over so she can embarass her babies when they are older. She is far more insterested in doing drugs and alcohol (she has missed 8 of her 16 tests, and failed the last one about a week ago). She is nuts and would rather run around doing photo opps and acting crazy then being with her babies. She would rather shop for lamps and other things for herslef then spend quiality time with her babies when she only has them a few hours a week. She then drives in a real dangerous way all the time that could end up killin them. She has lost custody of them more and more month after month by the courts because of her insanities. She not only should NOT get her babies back, but they should be taken away from her permanetly! With the way Brintey has been going for the last few years, she is probably going to die sometime soon, and the babies should not be with her since she just might take them with her.

The "last laugh"? are you guys serious? This is about her being a responsible parent to those two precious children. It has nothing to do with Britney winning or Kevin winning. The children are the ones who need to win...loving, responsible parents. The spin here is unbelievable.

A laughing matter? Gee, now I get why X-17 and Britney are so close - they share the same set of screwed up priorities. This is not some game - this is about the life these little boys have.

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PARENTAL ADVISORY

BRITNEY'S BIG FAT BELLY IS HANGING OVER HER JEANS.

WHAT A DISGUSTING FAT COW.

Just keepin' it real.

Here's the last laugh. Britney is a drug addict and a bad mother who lost custody of her children and can never be alone with them.

"who has the last laugh"?

You're kidding me, X17. This isn't a laughing matter. It's not a joke. Britney can sit back and giggle all she wants, but it's not funny.

Idiots.

At least Britney isn't using the kids as a MEAL TICKET...

I've made some of the same errors that Britney has (almost dropping my child, not putting a jacket on them, etc) and nobody tells me I'm a pathetic mom for it.

Britney is just so much in the spotlight that every single thing she does is magnified 100 times.

I also NEVER see Kevin with his kids, only nannies, but I see him plenty on his own.

I don't think Britney is a great mom, but I think she loves those children a hell of a lot more than that sorry excuse of an ex-husband...

I agree with you completely 1:20. If Britney does die soon or end up in a bad accident, she will probably take her babies with her. It is far too dangerous for her to have the kids at this time in her life. She is far to crazy and a major narsassist. And she has to be one of the most dangerous and worst celebrity drivers out there. If she was to get some "real" mental help and "real" long term therapy, and then really bacame better (which would take quite a while by the way), then I could see her getting her babies back. But that would probably be some years form now.

I agree with you completely 1:20. If Britney does die soon or end up in a bad accident, she will probably take her babies with her. It is far too dangerous for her to have the kids at this time in her life. She is far to crazy and a major narsassist. And she has to be one of the most dangerous and worst celebrity drivers out there. If she was to get some "real" mental help and "real" long term therapy, and then really bacame better (which would take quite a while by the way), then I could see her getting her babies back. But that would probably be some years form now.

I heard they all agreed she was a crackhead!

Kevin is a Sangue Suga! Isso da engravidar de um cara fudido desses o cara bateu o olho na gata cheia da grana, largou a outra Ntasha sei la o que cheia de filho pra ficar com ela. Its the first i ever seen that becoming rich with womans m oney!!!!!!!!!!! OMFG !!!! Belive me !!! Kevin Stop to ask Britneys Pension Money BE A MAN !!!!

Kevin Stop to ask Britneys Pension Money BE A MAN !!!!

My soul that fragile , innocent child in me . So precious.
Love :)

ETs , spirits?
The very same so poweless , so so stinking dead shit.
No Thanks!
Love :)

Astral Space?
The very place where all spiritual problems begins.
No Thanks!
Love :)

i think this site should be re-named "britney"

i have never seen a website spew more fake-positve spin on her...EVER

eb, at 1:25. What do you mean that Brintey is not using them for a meal ticket? That is all she does, she uses them for photo opps, which Kevin does not do. She treats them badly and does NOT care about them. When she has them for the few hours a week that she is allowed to have them, and only with a court monitor, she goes out shopping for herslef and ignores them, or leaves them with the monitor in the car. She does not do anyting for them. She only does things for herself. At least with Kevin they have Shar, who does show them love. And Lynne and Jamie both go to Kevin's all the time and they show the kids love and do things with them. And Kevin does love his own babies. He does not use them for photo opps. And if he does get alimoy for them, that is fair. Any parent can get alimony from the other. Women have been doing it for years, so men can do it now too. And if Britney does not want her babies (which we all know she does not), then Britney should be paing Kevin big money to raise them and for the kids and Kevin to live well. Britney created ALL of these problems herslef, she is responsible for what is happeining to her, and she does not want those babies, so she is going to have to pay big bucks for her major stuppid and selfish mistakes she keeps making!

The writers on this site are like 16. They have no idea what they are saying. Go fuck yourselves you cunts

What the fuck, what makes britney such a bad driver? Because she is hounded by paps and ends up running over their feet? The moronic bastards have it coming to them!!!!!!b!!! Love ya brit

Thanks Britney
for having removed all your tatoos.
Love :)

Well technically the court is supposed to make decisions based on verifiable information, and not emotions, innuendo, or gossip. It will be interesting to see just how much 'fire' there is around all this 'smoke.'

So true 1:34

Britney has created "all" of her problems. She should pay Kevin to raise those babies, it's called alimony. And if Britney does not want those babies, then Britney can pay Kevin to raise them.

At least Britney isn't using the kids as a MEAL TICKET...

I've made some of the same errors that Britney has (almost dropping my child, not putting a jacket on them, etc) and nobody tells me I'm a pathetic mom for it.

Britney is just so much in the spotlight that every single thing she does is magnified 100 times.

I also NEVER see Kevin with his kids, only nannies, but I see him plenty on his own.

I don't think Britney is a great mom, but I think she loves those children a hell of a lot more than that sorry excuse of an ex-husband...

This is like when they said they hoped Kayne would get over his mother's death quickly and get back to making musics. Fucking morons!

Tina, that was spot on and very true. If Britney does not want or can't raise her own babies that she said "having babies is the closest thing to God", then she can pay Kevin to raise them since she does not want to!

eb, at 1:25. What do you mean that Brintey is not using them for a meal ticket? That is all she does, she uses them for photo opps, which Kevin does not do. She treats them badly and does NOT care about them. When she has them for the few hours a week that she is allowed to have them, and only with a court monitor, she goes out shopping for herslef and ignores them, or leaves them with the monitor in the car. She does not do anyting for them. She only does things for herself. At least with Kevin they have Shar, who does show them love. And Lynne and Jamie both go to Kevin's all the time and they show the kids love and do things with them. And Kevin does love his own babies. He does not use them for photo opps. And if he does get alimoy for them, that is fair. Any parent can get alimony from the other. Women have been doing it for years, so men can do it now too. And if Britney does not want her babies (which we all know she does not), then Britney should be paing Kevin big money to raise them and for the kids and Kevin to live well. Britney created ALL of these problems herslef, she is responsible for what is happeining to her, and she does not want those babies, so she is going to have to pay big bucks for her major stuppid and selfish mistakes she keeps making!

I just lost custody of my children. The judged deemed that I spent more time reading and posting on britney spears than I did looking after my two kids. I'm thrilled, now I don't have to worry about them distracting me while I focus on the most important thing in the world. Britney and her life! YAY!

I have a 15 month old nephew who caught on to saying "sh#t" and "boob". But he also says "hi/bye", "oh my god", "ball", etc.. His mother was driving her son and I around the other day and a dog came onto the car, he sipmly shouted "pow, dog, dog". What if all this was caught by camera while Britney experienced it with her sons? Is that only "damaging" and "life threatning" to them and not MY nephew?Only because the paps didn't catch it on a video? Does that mean my sibling is a bad mother for accidently cursing infront of him and allowing him to learn these words? Kids will be kids and NO ONE is perfect!

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taylor - yes your sister is a bad mother.

taylor, you are probably a pervert that has sex with your own children. That is why you don't see anything wrong with a baby using awful language like: cunt (which you are), and fuck, and shit. But then you probably taught your kids those words yourself with you were molesting them. Now Fuck of and die!

tayor, yes, that is bad, and so is your family member and YOU. I feel sorry for any child that is around you or your family. Hope they are taken away from you soon!

1:35 No, running red lights and stop signs and cutting people off. That's what makes her a bad driver. Just take a look at the new video on US's website. She just drives right through 3 stop signs. She doesn't give a shit and thinks rules don't apply to her.

"Last laugh"? In a custody case? Where the mother is a proven loser? Blow it out of -- and shove it up -- your incredibly inane ass.

TAYLOR IS A PERVERT!

K-Fed is not raising hs sons his nanny is. K-Fed spends very little time his boys, even thoughhe does not work, and has nothing to do all day, he still relys on the nanny to feed, bathe, and put the boys to bed. He rarely interacts with them, even the nanny, and bodyguard play with he boys more tha K-fed does.

...the lawyer for the beleaguered pop star had originally told OK! that her client would not be in court today, but sources now say that the pop star is en route to the courthouse — and that the incident-prone singer nearly crashed her car while blowing through an intersection! Following the near-accident, Brit-Brit changed directions and appears to be headed home.

If Britney really wanted those babies she would never have lost them in the first place. It takes a hell of a lot for a mother to loose her kids.

Britney is so much more happy now that she has her ex taking care of them. It's really too much for her to handle. Two boys that age, so young are a hand full. You have to want to dedicate all of yourself for a very long time and Britney can't do that. She's just not able to give that much of herself.
Hell men would rather go to work than be a full time parent. It never stops. It's more than a full time job.

Even when your finally getting some sleep they can wake up screaming becasue of a bad dream then you have to calm them down, read them a story and stay there until they feel safe and fall asleep again.

Being a parent it a real hard job and you really have to have that maternal feeling in you to do a good job. It's not a 9-5 job.
Britney herself looked so much better when K-Fed took them. She didn't look 100% better but better than she did.

LMAO @ all the taylor hate

omg seriously? taylor is making a valid point and you guys just jump on her like that? ugh! so let me get this, am i a bad parent too because i've a) accidently said the f word in front of my son when I burnt my hand in the oven, which he promptly repeated back to me, b) been seen smoking by my son as he watched me outside through the window and c) allowed my son to be around numerous people (family) drinking at Christmas last year?

It's people like Taylor that are real bad for children. They don't even know the difference between right and wrong. They think everything is fine to do to babies. Just shows that taylor had real bad parents and was raised like a scum bag. Poor taylor, lost and lonley in the world!

K-Fed is not raising his sons his nanny is. K-Fed spends very little time with his boys, even though he does not work, and has nothing to do all day, he still relys on the nanny to feed, bathe, and put the boys to bed. He rarely interacts with them, even the nanny, and bodyguard play with he boys more than K-fed does.

Yes you are a bad parent too. Fuck taylor before she fucks your kids

Anonymouos 1:49 PM is just taylor again. And yes, you are a terrible parent. Give your babies up for adoption now, they will have a better chance at life without you!

So we now have new laws in the land. If you are suspected of breaking a traffic law, you will lose your children. You don't even have to get a ticket or be given a warning by the police first. A news item about your driving will cause you to lose your children.

Now, if you are childless and run a red light, will they take away your dog, your goldfish, your mother-in-law?

x19 you are soooooooooo incredibly biased. The caption of this picture is stupid and inane. I would say YOU are stupid, but can't because you're not. You're incredibly cunning because your real or feigned bias reliably gets everyone's panties in a knot so the posts -- and $klicks -- continue. Brilliant. Enjoy the $$$$$$$$$.

Yeah but Britney doesn't want to be the full time parent and wants to keep them at K-Feds so he can't have time for too many things. She knows what she's doing.

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I'm anon 1:49, not Taylor, and I was just testing to see how ridiculous some of the posters on here are. And I found them to be COMPLETELY ridiculous. Thanks!

OKAY I DONT LIKE BRITNEY OR KEVIN...BUT THE COMMENT FROM KEVIN'S ATTORNEY "THE MEDIA HAS MADE THIS CASE EASY FOR ME........BLAH BLAH BLAH....IF I WOULD HAVE HIRED A PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR IT WOULD HAVE COST ME A FORTUNE."....HAH HAH...DOESN'T HE MEAN IT WOULD HAVE COST BRITNEY A FORTUNE AFTER ALL SHE IS PAYING FOR IT, HE SHOULD HAVE HIRED THE INVESTIGATOR.

1:53 #2, no... its the addition of that to everything else she has done/ does that might be used against her. She didn't lose her kids for driving with SP in her lap, but its hard to believe the "pap" problem as the situation because she talked to Matt Lauer and said "she's country" and thats normal to her and she did it with her dad... not "the paps were bothering me and i wasn't thinking" the addition of all these things could make her lose her kids. It takes a lot for a mom to lose her kids, whether or not anyone here has the facts doesn't change that she only sees them twice a week...

you mean thrice a week, but yes

Anonymous 1:50pm - I'm wondering where this insider info comes from? Because seriously - if you can prove that I'm betting X17 will pay you BIG bucks.

However, if you're going to speculate: The fact that he isn't whoring his children to the media doesn't mean he's a non-existent parent or that the nanny takes care of them (wait...isn't that a nanny's job?). At least the nanny is consistent and hasn't changed as much as Kevin's ex-wife's hair color does...

This is a shit-tacular site but it let's you post things like shit-tacular so that's why I stay

...the lawyer for the beleaguered pop star had originally told OK! that her client would not be in court today, but sources now say that the pop star is en route to the courthouse — and that the incident-prone singer nearly crashed her car while blowing through an intersection! Following the near-accident, Brit-Brit changed directions and appears to be headed home.

if that's true 'it's britney bitch!' that's hilarious!

yeah,"it's britney" where did you read this? I want to read it first hand, me likes!

Did anyone else here the freak unfitney is goin 2 be adopting chinese twins!!!!!!!!!!!!!???

E! news reported that the chinese twins claim was completely false. Too ridiculous to be true, even for Brit brit

That's just a rumor right? About the chinese babies...

From Ok!...the lawyer for the beleaguered pop star had originally told OK! that her client would not be in court today, but sources now say that the pop star is en route to the courthouse — and that the incident-prone singer nearly crashed her car while blowing through an intersection! Following the near-accident, Brit-Brit changed directions and appears to be headed home.

Anonymous @ 1:50PM...you are possibly the WORST liar I've EVER seen on these boards and THAT is saying something when you consider many of Britney's "fans" post here and X-17 lies about her almost daily as well!

Kevin spends almost ALL of his time with the boys and his other children! He knocked down a wall in his house to make them a MASSIVE playroom which has large sylights with frosted glass so the boys can play in the sunlight WITHOUT being terrified of the thousand paps assembled- LIKE WHEN BRITNEY HAS THEM.

Furthermore, this room is stocked with backyard-type playscapes and Kevin put his own video game system in there...he and the boys play for several hours a day while at home and he goes out only a few times a MONTH. If you say otherwise, you know everyone knows you're lying to make him look bad....X17 is so up the poor man's a$$ that EVERYWHERE he goes, they are there- and EVERYONE who goes INTO his home is photographed.

X-17 doesn't report on the pediatrician that comes every few weeks to look over the boys (made necessary by things like the large knot Jayden was sporting on his forehead...AFTER COMING BACK FROM VISITATION WITH MOMMY DEAREST Britney. They also don't report about the speech therapist and cognitive behavior therapist he brings in twice a month because the boys' speech and motor skills were SO GROSSLY BEHIND SCHEDULE when custody was taken from Britney.

BOTTOM LINE...you almost never see Kevin out snd when you do, a competent, caring nanny that the boys love takes care of them. Kevin cooks their dinner most nights AND eats with them-- Britney only "cooks" meals for her boys by telling which damn happy meal toy she wants for them.
Kevin gets the boys all of the things Britney doesn't- a stable, private home where he does NOT constantly violate those childen for MONEY like Britney does by inviting X-17 for their frequent "XCLUSIVE" photos. He provides them the therapy they need to RECOVER from the time they were raised by Britney. (And by "raised", I mean "left in a playpen") He PAYS EXTRA for the therapy to be done IN HIS HOME because Britney has made the boys so afraid of paps. THAT is why he has "no income" AFTER EXPENSES-- Kevin made a healthy six figures this year doing commercials, TV, and promo for Boost mobile. He CHOOSES NOT TO play to the public's sympathies by charting his every move as a parent- like SOME "our girls" we know.He does this to protect his boys' privacy and home life. X-17 is stupid and vindictive enough to "wonder" about the "women coming in and out" of the home when they're talking about the damn SPEECH THERAPIST but of course according to X-17, the speech therapist is one of Kevin's many concubines and the pediatrician (wearing suit, tie, and stethoscope) is his "pot connection".

X-17 and the occasional blatant LIAR like 1:50 here have done all possible to try and make Kevin look bad including ridiculous, outrageous lies. Kevin doesn't invite X-17 to watch him every time he hands Jayden a cookie or combs Sean's hair like Britney does (assuming she ever does those things, which she doesn't) because he KNOWS that it's his JOB as a parent and he doesn't need a pat on the head by X-17 for doing what he is SUPPOSED to. He has been offered hundreds of thousands for private photo ops and has declined EVERY one, even PEOPLE magazine's SEVEN figure offer. So for all those saying he's in it for the money...I answer to you with one of "your girl's" courthouse step anthems- "Eat it, Lick it, Snort it..." etc.

Kevin is a GREAT dad and X-17 has PLENTY of proof to show...they just won't because doing so would mean they aren't in Britney's highly paid pocket any longer. That's why the video of Kevin at Thanksgiving with ALL of his children was shown on X-17's "sister" video site...the one Britney doesn't even KNOW about. (Just go see how much they "defend" her over THERE)

People like 1:50 make me SICK...you can keep making up things in your twisted little pointed head, but the bottom line is that KEVIN has passed a VOLUNTARY drug test every week since Britney went to rehab (under advice from his attorney) and HE has NEVER "slept through" one or two or five or EIGHT tests like Britney nor has he FAILED tests like Britney.

Keep right on defending someone who isn't even ALLOWED to drive with or BE ALONE in any context with her own children. It makes you look sooooo smart.

omg ya I am hopen its just a rumor!!!

why do you people always talk about things that happend about one year ago? i don't know why she is a bad mom only because of showing her *** a couple of times.
it was not the best she could do, i know that, but it doesn't tell you anything about her skills as a mom.

in the last few weeks she stayed quite a lot at home(no parties i think), she did what the judge told her to do, her drug tests were negative.

i really think she isn't such a bad mom, as the press wants us to believe.

lets wait and see, what the court is desciding. best wishes to britney and her 2 cute boys.

i don' want to know what kevin is doing all the time... but he seems to be the perfect dad, he loves all of his children sooo much *lol*

EA - do you know Kevin?

I don't believe 1:50 either, but let's face it, a nanny rearing her sons is better than Britney rearing them. Heck the gardener would probably so better job than Brit.

ETs , spirits?
Powerless stinking dead shit.
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Federline seems perfectly happy to let her other babies' mamas raise them. If he sees them, it is not frequently. He doesn't feel the need to be with them even fifty percent of the time.

They Will Share The Final Laugh.

I totally believe EA. She knows more than any poster here. Her word is good enough for me.

lol ok sunnday, so you can actually type new things and not just repeat the same old posts. I appreciate that. The more new material from you the better, and I won't mind you being here if it's all new material. Thanks for the love.
2:24

All of you are serious of need of help, yo u think that she is not going to get the last laugh, by the state of California she will fucking win her case -

So all of you back the fuck off

I have to agree, EA post has the voice of truth not a "spin" like x17...its so sad about tater tot & small fry cognitive skills being impaired, but since she always texting not talking it's to be expected, good god, animals make better mother's than her!

1:53 you are WAY over simplifying things. She got her kids taken away for repeatedly failing to comply with a JUDGE'S orders, for being found in a COURT OF LAW (not by kfed, not by "haters", not by strangers on the street)to be a frequent and habitual user of drugs, for failing to show up for most of her drug tests and most recently failing one them by having a stimulant show up in it. (of course they're trying like hell to cover that up now.) Last of all YES she failed to obtain a drivers license in CA for YEARS, yes she's driven with the kids improperly in the car on several occasions, YES she's ran red lights and stop signs, ran into parked cars and the feet of several photographers. In a round about way traffic infractions were part of her losing her kids but it was a VERY small part....you need to look at the big picture here sweety. She's a douche bag--end of story.

She is a douche bag!!

You Brit lovers are just mad that Kevin is doing everything right. Your girl is a fucking mess. haha

I WANT COURT RESULTS NOW... big stuff seems to have been deferred until the 18th of December...meaning no gains nor losses for brit... dang, some change, any change would have been fun

The best change would be for Britney not to exist anymore

2:19 -- I "know" Kevin as in I've met him before and I've met Sean also, but not Jayden. I do correspond with someone in Kevin's family regularly (not in regards to all this; it's just someone I know from my middle school years and we stayed in touch and in visiting them, I got to meet Kevin, Kevin's mom, the nanny, -who is AWESOME personified, by the way- and some other nice folks that Kevin knows and/or is related to)

Kevin was *exceedingly* polite when I met him each time...I don't know what I expected (kind of a vanilla ice type, I hate to admit) but he is well-spoken and educated about current events, thoughtful, and probably one of the best hands-on parents I have seen in my life. The man wraps a mean diaper, I will say that. (For the most part, I have tried not to say things that aren't accessible to everyone because I don't want to violate privacy issues but some of these outrageous lies about him just make me SO angry)

Even though I do not want Kevin to "sell" the kids like Britney so routinely does, I really do wish people could see not just photos, but video of him interacting with the boys. I think if everyone here could see him singing the Dixie Chick song "Lullabye" to one of his boys while tenderly holding him, head on shoulder...I could have cried it was so precious. When he holds the boys, they tend to curl one arm around his neck and it's so damn cute. He also does a thing where he says "SeanP...Kiss me"...and Sean plants a big wet one on him. It's so freakin' cute.

After all this custody sh!tstorm started, I even considered going to a magazine to give a firsthand report of the times I'D witnessed Kevin with the kids. (I have SEEN both kids, just not MET JJ as he was asleep once and totally grouchy and NOT open to meeting someone new the next) I did send a letter to his lawyer stating that I'd certainly be willing to provide accounts of parenting skills that *I* consider above and beyond (I have early childhood education training, CPR certs, and some other stuff that would probably lend creedence to the fact that I know what makes a good parent) even though I'd rather eat one of Britney's boots than get involved in this whole mess...but thankfully I was told that there are "plenty" of people who have spent far more time with him and the kids who can testify to his stellar parenting. Since Kevin obviously is winning the court battle, I saw no need to publicly court any type of magazine to publish what I thought or anything like that. Although I will certainly speak up to defend a good parent, I would never want to be one of "those people" who goes to a magazine just because I happened to know someone. And if I ever did find it necessary, I would never, ever take any money for it. (I know some of both Britney and Kevin's acquaintances have tried to make a big and quick buck off selling "personal accounts" to tabloids and I think that is just hideous)

It makes me so angry when people come on here and not only bash Kevin, but blindly defend Britney despite ALL the evidence against her. I'm sure I feel that I have some personal stake in this, having indulged in the smell of Sean's newly-cleaned hair and played "patty cake" with him...so when I see the "fans" who say "Give the kids back!!!" simply because "she's Britney" and at ONE time she had a very well-concocted image and "sound"...it's disgusting. Maybe *I* don't know anyone well enough to say anything about it...but someone who knows NOTHING about it and has NEVER witnessed the parenting actions of EITHER party certainly should not decry one parent simply because they "like" the other.

So, um, that's the long answer for "Do you know Kevin", LOL...sorry!

2:27, Kevin spent Thanksgiving with his "other kids" as well as Sean and JJ as this site and the X17Video dot com site clearly shows. You have no clue what he does and does not do with his kids - any of them. Speculation, all speculation.

Nice tale of Kevin, neat to know, still not sold on him being a great dad. But I liked it anyhow. It would be nice if the truth were printed more often. All I want is truth. Thanks for yours.

So if Sean can do patty cake his motor skills are improving?

EA - are you currently blowing k-fed or any of his friends?

Thanks 2:28 and 2:33...BTW 2:33, although both boys were way behind initially, they both have taken to the therapy like ducks to water and Sean's vocab and Jayden's motor skills are both in the curve now, which as I understood it means they are both now "on the chart" for their respective ages. (Yeah!) You know when someone says their kid is in the "77th percentile" for this or that...I think that's what it means by "on the charts"- they both are within a specified range for their ages.

At this age "therapy" is really just reading and things like "sensory play" which was basically Sean playing with a bunch of different textured toys in a pan of water...
Oy. Now that I'm talking about it, I realize that no matter how angry I am about the "Britiots", I shouldn't have mentioned the therapy. Kevin has said he doesn't care if I post on here but I don't think he knew how much I tend to talk when he gave his blessing.

Oh, well- live and learn. Next time, I'll hold my tongue no matter how STUPID someone is being or how many ridiculous LIES someone tells. (Such as the person who says Kevin doesn't even spend "50 percent" of his time with the other kids- LIE...Kori and Kaleb play with their half sibs all the time and they, especially Kori and Sean, ADORE each other)

Anonymous (surprise, surprise)

In answer to your not-at-all inappropriate question:

Nope...just my husband! Still, thanks for asking...nothing like showing everyone how much class you (don't) have!

mmmmmmmm tell me about ur husband's jizz

last laugh?
This isn't about laughs -its about the stability and safety of 2 children.

Those kids are doomed if they stay with Britney.

The first decision was in regard to the Dept. of Children & Family Services' petition for the unedited report on Britney's parenting abilities. When the minutes of the hearing are released tomorrow, it might be revealed whether or not the Dept. was granted full access.

The second was about modifications in the visitation schedule for the upcoming holiday period, which has been "significantly modified." It is believed that the court has likely allowed Britney extra days to spend with the boys, perhaps even allowing her to take them out of town for a short time.

The third ruling remains a mystery, with the court press officer saying only that he "couldn't discuss" it. However, insiders believe this ruling is likely tied to either Brit's reportedly positive drug tests, or her rather public driving incidents.

2:55, I have to laud your honesty. I know I may have seen less than a millionth of the actual interaction between Kevin and his kids...but still, yes- I thought it important for SOMEONE around here to tell the truth about Kevin since X-17 does whatever possible, no matter how deceitful or inaccurate, to try and make him look like a bad person and parent.

Look, jerk, Kevin does not have fifty percent custody of his other illegitimate children. That is a fact, not a lie. He has no official custody of them. Shar has complete custody, she has stated.

Watch how you trash other posters on here. You don't know who you are talking to.

2:55, I have to laud your honesty. I know I may have seen less than a millionth of the actual interaction between Kevin and his kids...but still, yes- I thought it important for SOMEONE around here to tell the truth about Kevin since X-17 does whatever possible, no matter how deceitful or inaccurate, to try and make him look like a bad person and parent. (Hope they still enjoy all Britney's money in the seventh circle of HELL!)

Kevin Federline is a drug user and dealer and a womanizer. He uses women, either for sex or money. If you are a friend of his, I'm not surprised you'd defend him. I've seen that before. If you defend him, then I assume that you have the same moral code as he.

DOES SHE NOT OWN A MIRROR !!!!!!!!!! GOOD GOD JUDY JETSON HAS BETTER HAIR

3:09...I didn't see ANYONE, including myself, say that Kevin had "50 percent CUSTODY" of his other children. I said he spends the TIME with them, which thier mother (who yes, has full legal custody) will tell you. Because Shar is NOT b@tsh!t crazy like SOME mothers out there, Kevin and she do not see a need to spend a ton of money on lawyers and air laundry in the courts just to determine a custody agreement. They spend a lot of time with Kevin- so does she. They are friends. Good friends, even. Unlike what Britney has been completely unwilling to do, they have risen above their differences and co-parent effectively and efficiently. Kori and Kaleb have a ton of toys and clothes at Kevin's house and they routinely spend time not only with their mom, dad, and half siblings but also with grandparents, step grandparents, and other family members of Kevin's while at his home.

I may not know (or care) who I'm talking TO, but I know what the hell I'm talking ABOUT and that, dearheart, is the difference between you and I.

Harvey Levin and Kaplan, Federline's attorney, are Jewish Lawyer buddies. TMZ has trashed and slandered Britney from the beginning. Kaplan gets his "investigative reports" from TMZ, who tells whatever they want to tell and spins stories any way they please.

I found TMZ wrote so many lies about so many subjects that I no longer go there to read at all.

TO HATERS:
WHY DON´T YOU JUST SHUPT UP!!!!!!!!!

TO HATERS:
WHY DON´T YOU JUST SHUT UP!!!!!!

TMZ tells it like it is and is more investigative than other sites. Run by a lawyer and owned by a huge conglomerate, TMZ is a celeb news agency. The others are celeb blogs and photo agencies.

Or tabloids and we all know how reliable they are.

Yeah...ri-ight...TMZ "slanders" Britney. That's why they are considered the preeminent source in the entertainment industry and why MSNBC, CNN, and many others use them as a direct source DAILY.

That is why TMZ has *never* lost a lawsuit or even HAD one for quote unquote "slander" and Britney has had judgements against HER in lost lawsuits for everything from bailing out of tours to unlawfully infringing on copyright!

3:14, I am not a "friend" of his; just an acquaintance. My moral code is stellar, as is HIS. There is not ONE iota of proof to your statements and what's more you KNOW it and don't care! Saying things like that can ruin someone's life- thanfully people know that the Britiots who come here are USUALLY Sam, Alli, or Britney and therefore cannot be listened to.

Kevin USED to use pot- yes. He admits it. But he hasn't used since right after Jayden was born and he has the clean (WEEKLY) drug tests to back it up. Unlike someone else I could mention. Do you REALLY think the judge would rely on TMZ, a gossip site, or JUST a bodyguard's statement and evidence? Hell, NO! There is such a mountain of evidence for Britney to overcome that I doubt the 50/50 custody ruling will EVER be reestablished.

MY moral code prevents me from calling you what I think you really are. MY moral code would not allow me to level accusations like "drug dealer" without ROCK SOLID PROOF. YOUR moral code...apparently was purchased at the SAME store where Britney got hers.

2:16 kfed had a big role in there skills just as much,he had 50/50 custody so why put all the blame on Brit?

LOL EA!!! Yeah, x17 is WAY biased against Kevin. It gets ridiculous. I don't really believe a word they post on him or Britney, but I do enjoy the blog section.

Met kevin ? you are so full of shit!!! try another story.

k-fed was doing drug tests before he went to court,tells me he had a plan and how do you know it's his urine they are testing !!yes kaplan said he uses the media and the judge is basing his decision on just that THE MEDIA...

Oh man, I love this blog! EA has some AMAZING and insightful posts. I still hope the best for Britney, that she gets the help she needs and is one day able to be the mother her sons need, but I am forced to give Kevin more credit than I had before.

K-fed has aired "laundry"to a former gf.

2:16...the kids were so grossly underdeveloped when he got custody from Britney after she went to rehab. Jayden wasn't sitting on his own, etc. A bunch of problems. Sean was on the bottle way too long which has caused a hellish situation for his teeth since it was usually juice or mountain dew in the bottles and not water or formula.

It WHEN Kevin got 50/50 custody that the kids STARTED to get better. But still, they needed to "recover" from being with Britney when the 50/50 was going on...and you don't have to rely on ME for that- it was widely reported by MANY people who are present in the kids' lives, even BRITNEY's own family.

Now that Kevin has had the lion's share of custody for a few months, the boys are totally on target developmentally.

Incidentally, this is something funny for those who really do loo out for the kids and WANT them to be safe...you will get a kick out of this. (And since I felt so bad about my earlier faux pas, this time I made a quick phone call and got permission to tell this BEFORE I posted it)

Kevin was told (I don't know by whom) that since the boys' verbal skills were a little delayed, he should try and teach them "Baby Signs". So he got the book from Amazon and the first sign he tried to teach Sean was the sign for "Can I have some more, please?". It's supposed to be used when the baby/child wants more of a food or drink item or even stories or snuggles. Basically just "more" of whatever they might want, since nonverbal kids sometimes get SO frustrated when trying to communicate their needs.

So anyway, Sean picked up the sign for "more" really quickly. He would put his forefinger and thumb together quickly and kind of "smack" them together. So he even picked up that the "more" sign was for "more" food, like, RIGHT away.

The only problem was, Kevin said the word "more" so many times while teaching him the sign, that pretty soon he was screeching "MOOOOORE!" for pretty much everything! He wanted "more" goldfish crackers and the therapist (who is only there a couple times a month and so hadn't witnessed his new verbal prowess) patiently said "Espy," (I don't know why some people call him that) "show me the SIGN for moooooore. Can you show me the sign for MOOOORE?" and he he got about one millimeter from her face and yelled "MORE!" so loud she almost jumped out of her shoes.

It was one of those moments when you know instantly why God made kids so damn cute, LOL.

omg too cute EA. I love it. Keep it up and I might just have to switch sides lol. No one with real information that redeems Brit Brit? Dang... didn't think so