The Spears Rally Around Britney!

SHES EVERYONES LOTTO TICKET

Have no idea what is happening with Britney. And neither do you.
However, she looks really great and she is doing really constructive things with her life. I hope that her father continues to take care of her forever. She needs this structure. Best wishes to beautiful Britney and keep up the good work.

Needless to say, she has very cute boobs!! lots pretty chicks like her should be very famous on the tall dating site: ___Tallmingle.c o m___. Maybe she can join to attend the boobs session to attract tall guys!! at least, that's what my bros and i happen to know!!

Ummmm no those are not fans Tha papos hire those female to act like fans to get pics its sum new sick crap they do

If I were brit I'd do the same!
She's in her car trying to leave and a
group of screaming girls comes to her
car asking to take pictures with them..
Infront of paps!Fans should not expect
celebs to do whatever they want at any time!

these stupid girls who call her bitch are the real bitches,a bunch of attention whores!
THIS WOMAN SIMPLY DOESN'T
WANT TO BE BOTHERED!Leave her alone!

(this is my first and last comment on this thread today ,
have a nice day people)

You SUPRISED she would treat her only 2 fans like shit ????? Defend her all you want, she could care LESS about her couple of fans. USELESS SKANK !! UGLY FAT USED UP BITCH !! CHILD ABUSER AND ABANDONER !!

She's not a bitch because she won't sign an autograph or take a picture. I can't believe these two girls are that stupid. I believe the other comment - the paps hired these girls because real fans would not have acted like that, IMO. She's a person like everyone else and deserves her privacy in her own car! Geez! Give the girl a break. I think it is great that she is finally turning her life around and good for her family to step it up and help her and support her.

Sher, your right, HER ONLY REAL 5 FANS DONT LEAVE THEIR COMPUTER AND THEY SIT ON THEIR FAT USELESS ASSES ALL DAY AND NIGHT POSTING HERE AND ARE THE BIGGEST LOSERS ON THIS EARTH.

Funny, they take their MEAL TICKET to the gym and for her VOICE LESSONS and ANYTHING that has to do with whoring her out. THEY HAVE TO BABYSIT THIS LUNITIC 24/7. CANT WAIT TO SEE THIS FAT USELESS BITCH GET HER ASS KICKED AT THE VMA'S, MAYBE SHE WILL GET THE HINT AND GO BACK TO THE WOODS SHE CAME FROM AND THE WHOLE FAMILY CAN LIVE LIKE THE HICKS THEY ARE !!!

hahahahaha that's hilarious

britney hates you losers.

Britney's fan base is known for being a bunch of weirdos and losers. No wonder she reacts the way she does. I would too.

That's because Britney is a bitch and she can't do anything by herself she has to have her family do it for her... sad :(

it's so scary the 2 fans! how does she deal with this. The paps just kept egging them on, so they would turn on her. Probably hired by the paps! Since Brit. is normal again there is not story. There getting desprate to get a story.

THEY ARN'T RALLYING, THEY ARE JUST THEIR TO KEEP THE BITCH FROM FALLING ON HER DRUGGED UP FAT ASS !!! NOW SHE CANT FUNCTION WITHOUT DRUGS AND HER DADDY, YEAH SHE'S MUCH BETTER OFF NOW.....

You know, I gotta say it, Shitney, her little used up sista and Mommy Spearest are 3 of the UGLIEST BITCHES I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE !! UGLY, UGLIER, AND UGLIEST !!

ahhh the haters!! temper temper lol! You all sound like your going to pop a blood vessel... she has fans WORLD WIDE, unlike yourselves whose only fan is (maybe) your mommies....hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa ha

I hate the Britney Haters they are so stupid I hate them

Jeez that really sh*tty. I'd LOVE to have Brit's autograph, but I'd NEVER act like that! What a bunch of skanks! I don't blame her for ignoring them! Pssht! Get a life.

im a sexy bitch

my mommy said so.

IF THIS USELESS PIECE OF LOUISANA TRASH CARED I DROP ABOUT HER SONS SHE WOULD LEAVE SHOW BUSINESS AND WORRY ABOUT NOTHING ELSE BUT GETTING THEM BACK FULL TIME !! SHES A USELESS USED UP PIECE OF MEAT, WHO CANT EXCEPT THE FACT THAT SHES IN THE GARBAGE BAG AND ON HER WAY OUT TO THE DUMPSTER IN THE ALLEY WHERE SHE BELONGS !!

hahaha her fans are such LOSERS

i have never seen a group of people act so stupid over a girl..

girls like this, chris crocker, fanatic fans on here that threaten to kill others because they don't like her....

is it any wonder why she hates all of you??

dayum..i would hate your sad asses too:)

britney and her fans are the biggest losers in the world. they have nothing better to do with their time other than to wander around aimlessly without a purpose in life. they think they are important, but they are not. i am a much better person than this dumb hick. when you look at the assortment of idiots who post about how much they love britney you would be appalled at the fact that this has been has a fan base.

Jeez that really sh*tty. I'd LOVE to have Brit's autograph, but I'd NEVER act like that! What a bunch of skanks! I don't blame her for ignoring them! Pssht! Get a life.

kira I'll have to agree with you on that--her fan base is quite sad.

CHRIS CROCKER ISN'T JUST A FAN OF BRITNEY!!!

http://www. imeem.com/people/PRijj2i/photo/abNTDlEtoQ/

looks like UFFIE fans are weirdos too!

If she doesn't want to be bothered, why doesn't she just ride in the back seat where the windows are tinted? Looks like she wants the attention.

Leave Uffie Alooooooooooone!!!

I mean it!!!!
lol

Guess how much they paid us to do that?

and for her VOICE LESSONS and ANYTHING that has to do with whoring her out. THEY HAVE TO BABYSIT THIS LUNITIC 24/7. CANT WAIT TO SEE THIS FAT USELESS BITCH GET HER ASS KICKED AT THE VMA'S, MAYBE SHE WILL GET THE HINT AND GO BACK TO THE WOODS SHE CAME FROM AND THE WHOLE FAMILY CAN LIVE LIKE THE HICKS THEY ARE !!!

Britney shouldn't have to ride around in the back with a mask on. She should be able to enjoy her life too!

why were you guys yelling ather about her underwear? and adnan?

you looking to get knocked the f*ck out with an umbrella?

Your paps are the rudest people ever. Screaming all that nastiness at her like that..

10:41
Why don't you get your fat ass out of

here, find a damn Uffie thread and

start living there 24/7?

10:51
Go fly a kite, I was responding to the above post. I barely knew who uffie was up until about 2 weeks ago.

People like you are making this board less and less enjoyable. I am too old for your highschool hijinks. Have a nice day.

HOLY SHIT, I just found what Britney's voice sounds like live and it is FUCKING HORRIBLE!!!! What they do is lay over the voice over tracks and she lip syncs over them. They cut out her real voice! This is how they go live to her speaking to an audience without lag. It's on ebaumsworld.com if you're afraid to click on my link! It's on the first page, just a few videos down. You say she's a good singer, well you won't after hearing this! :
www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/873437/

Warning: Dangerous to your hearing!

Check it out! It's a Real Golden Nugget!

August 20, 2008 3:37 AM
Posted by: This is real!

thx i listened five times and can't stop lmao! we've got to spread it around the net!

I love Girls like Britney Spears

10:52 No one knows who Uffie is.lol!

10:55 HER FANS WOULDNT DARE GO CHECK THAT OUT. IT WOULD SHATTER THEIR USELESS FUCKING DREAMS IF THEY KNEW THEIR IDOL SOUNDED LIKE A DYING COW !!!!!!!!! GO CHECK IT OUT SHITHEADS...SHE SINGS AS BAD AS SHE WAS A MOTHER !!

No surprise. Britney always treats the last of her tween fans like garbage.

"Um, I'm from the South too," she mumbles, "and I was wondering if I could get a picture with you for my little sister."

Britney turns to Ghalib and grabs his arm. "I don't want her talking to me!" she screams. She whirls around and stares the girl deep in the eyes, her lips almost vibrating with anger. "I don't know who you think I am, bitch," she snarls, "but I'm not that person."

www.rollingstone.com/news/story/18310562/the_tragedy_of_britney_spears

muriah carey sounded like chit last time she performed live, there are also tapes floating around of enrice eglasius, and rhianna sounding worse than chit performing live, sfw.

10:59
Keep on believing every shit you read!

muriah carey is exspecially bad!

When Britney sees pretty tweens it reminds her she’s an 26 yr old lip-synching has-been with a 24/7 babysitter, 2 ex-husbands and 2 ex-kids. Britney’s name is a punchline. Britney can’t look forward to her future. The pretty tweens can looks forward to their futures. Britney must be soooooooo jealous of the tweens! lol

OMG some of you people need to grow up. If you don't like Britney keep your comments to yourself. Bashing her won't make your life better. It's time to move on and let her be...she's doing nothing wrong.

Those two "fans" should've known Britney was not going to smile for their camera. Ughh get over it already.

Everybody knows Britney only grins for her papper entourage especially the sleezy one she had sex with instead of going to court.

i actually am someone important as opposed to this tabloid darling of yours britney spears. she has a following that is mindboggling. why would any person in their right mind want to admire her? all of the people who post their love to her are seriously deranged. the iq of her fans must be really low for them to support her.

Observing her f-a-d-i-n-g away little by little. (hurry please)

Britney Spears “Aunt Bee”
The Spears Family has a new nickname for Britney. In celebration of the birth of Jamie Lynn Spears’ newborn daughter Maddie, the country clan has begun calling the pop tart “Aunt Bee,” after the popular character on the classic television sitcom The Andy Griffith Show. Britney loved tuning into reruns of the 60s sitcom when she was growing up in the backwoods of Louisiana, a source tells Star Magazine. “Brit would joke that one day she would really be an Aunt Bee.”

www.popcrunch.com/britney-spears-aunt-bee/

I had to look up The Andy Griffith Show. Britney’s only 26 and she looks EXACTLY like Aunt Bee lmfao!!!

hubpages.com/author/MayberryNC/aunt+bee/hot

11:22 ROTFL!

Omg Britney is Aunt Bee! They have the same receding hairline and hairstyle.
www.transparencynow.com/images/aunt_bee.jpg

11:27 Good pic. It gets even better. Jamie Spears looks like Aunt Bee’s friend Clara Edwards!!!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aunt_Bee#Aunt_Bee_and_Clara_Edwards

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clara_Edwards

www.mayberry.com/interactive/bio_aunt_bea.htm

lol

ETs , spirits?
The very same so powerless , so so stinking dead shit.
No Thanks!
Love :)

ROTFL It gets funnier and funnier. Her real voice is hilarious and she looks like Aunt Bee's clone.

wow the little boy is ron howard.

What a bitch!!! Fans make you Britney! Or did you forget that to!!

Priceless! The NEW Aunt Bee needs to lose the fedora and buy a flowered hat!

Maybe Tracey Ross could set her up with a new hat. lol

Lynne looks amazing! Yeah, she's always beautiful... and this shirt suits her! I love you, Lynne! Forever!

Unfitney lost most of her fans. They've grown up and moved on and the tweens are going to pay her to give them shit. Even Rudolph can't save this idiot from herself. lol

"Why's she being such a bitch?"

www.tmz.com/2008/08/20/bitter-fan-its-britney-bitch/

the first photo looks like Bride of Frankenstein! when will she give up on that totally unflattering look?? makes her look like an old used up whore. i wonder if her real hair ever grew back after the head shaving fiasco?

She looks horribly old and used. Probably because she IS.

It's so pathetic that this fugly matron, incompetent loser and worst piece of trash still takes herself seriously and thinks she has a career while everyone is laughing behind her back.

HOW SAD AND IMMATURE...JUST LOOK AT THE COMMENTS HER FANS WRITE ON HERE...ENOUGH SAID

if she has no fans how come she is up for 3 vma's and you haters on x17 posting things all the time but we need 2 get a life I think it is u haters that need 2 get a fucking life!!!!

Please check photo Nr. 5 - The empty look of a FAS retard has really become the trademark of this fugly piece of trash. Crazazy meth face!

Then check photo Nr. 9 - the freaky little finger on her monstrous left foot. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

Lynne is twice as old as Beefney and has had three children yet she is by far more attractive and also slimmer. No wonder Fatney the Whale is jealous of her all the time. She will never look half as good as Lynne.

The lard ass and her mommy should both slap on bikinis and do a VMA lip synching duet. I'd pay to see that show!!!!!!

she is a dirty little scumbag that just needs to comit suiside she never ever washes her hair and that is just disgusting this mind freak girl

AUNT BEE ROTFLFMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Picture John Candy as Britney/Aunt Bee in a sequined bikini and flowery hat sitting at the kitchen table drinking tea with Adam Sandler as Jamie/Clara and planning her big comeback!

Love you britney keep up the good work and you look fit and happy good for you!
By the way it's sad that you have to deal with the crazy paps! All the other celebs seem to be able to walk about but you can't even ride in the front seat of a tinted windowed escalade.

Britney was horrible to her young fans!

My husband and I bought our little girl her first stereo for her birthday in two weeks. A big thanks for the Uffie recommendations. We downloaded two songs from itunes and think our daughter will like Uffie's music. I tried to order First Love through CD Universe but it so popular it’s backordered. My husband’s sister found it in Atlanta and she’s sending it to us by FedX. Obviously, Britney’s raunchy music will be forbidden in our home.

Sad how pathetic the people who post on this site are.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL@1:37!

backordered? LMAO!

I always heard that her brother Brian did crack and snorted cocain. You can tell he's totally wired.

We want to see more Brian. About a shot of him shoving or abusing one of his f buddies.

It's happened before. Like father like son. Ask momma Lynne

Why does x17 hire illegals that barely speak English? I need my car parked and all the mojado Brazilian parking attendants are now x17 paps. Getting creative though, hiring two skanks to try and get Britney to reveal herself. desperate times for desperate paps...she obviously can't stand you guys anymore.

They need to just put a dog collar and leash on her already. I AM SICK OF SEEING EVERYBODY HOLDING HER LIKE SHE MIGHT RUN AWAY OR ESCAPE OR SOMETHING !! LET THE LUNITIC RUN FREE !! THIS WAS ALL FOR NOTHING !! YOU CANT FIX CRAZY !! TAKE HER BACK TO THE BACKWOODS WHERE THIS WHOLE FAMILY OF HICKS BELONG AND LET HER FREE. SHE CAN HAVE ALL THE MISTAKES, (OOPS I MEAN REPLACEMENT CHILDREN) SHE WANTS BACK HOME IN THE BACKWOODS !! GIVE IT UP...SHES DONE...OVER...WASHED UP...USED AND ABUSED..AND OH YEAH, A CHILD ABUSER-ABANDONER !!

I Love Britney Spears

Why does jfx hire gang bangers that shoot guns at people in cars?

I'll say f8ck off to kira steel chucky kitty in advance.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL@2:15!

f8ck off? LMAO!

August 20, 2008 12:37 PM
Posted by: Love u brit see ya on the vma's!!!!!!

Haters are not on here posting comments about Britney but actually it's just fan bashing comments... ahahahahahhhahahahahahahha

Paparazzi Flash New Audacity

One of them, Gerard San Jose, was sentenced to the California Youth Authority in 1992 for shooting into a passing car. “It’s quite clear that this defendant had the intent to kill these kids and that he just got lucky,” a prosecutor told the court, according to trial records.

articles.latimes.com/2005/oct/16/local/me-paparazzi16

It has been confirmed that they were hired by the paps to make her look mean so they can make Britney feel like she needs to share more with us during this time. The Paps are getting desparate for photos of her. She's under wrps for a reason. Give me a break people!! Do you realy believe this crap. How staged was it......Way to staged!!!

the jfxers are gang banger wannabes

-ok ill spell it like you do fuuck off kira kitty chucky steel

I'll say f8ck off to kira steel chucky kitty in advance.

August 20, 2008 2:15 PM
Posted by: Anonymous

bye peeps. always.a.pleasure

peep!

actually YOU did with your gang bang conspiracy theory rofl. Later dude. You really are such a bore.

rofl! ROFL!

do you always roll on the ground when you laugh? is that some sort of twitch due to your mental retardation or something??

Astral Space?
The very place where all spiritual problems begins.
No Thanks!
Love:)

Cousart loves talking to the media about his JFX Direct gangbangers.

articles.latimes.com/2005/oct/16/local/me-paparazzi16

Steel get a grip HUN.

Head Case?

The very loser that won't leave his chair to take a shit.
Diapers? No thanks!

Gross:)

Actually it was the JFX freak @ 1:53 who started in with her petty bullshit again.

Steel, do you own stock in these blogs? Why take it all so personally?

Britney always has that fake Barbie hair but wears it in a ponytail whats the point??She looks thin when photograph in the front but looks fat from side shots.

The jfx freaks drank the kool-aid. They’re all psychotics who think they’re psychics.

Kind of reminds me of you Kitty and your name singling out lmao!

You people must still be in grade school with your stupid games. Here's a better question: Why the hell do you care if someone is taking something personal? Isn't that taking things personal?! Forgive me, I thought this thread said BRITNEY SPEARS
not HIGHSCHOOL FIGHT CLUB

Who's steel?

BFD

BRITNEY IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO BE SEEN THEN SIT IN THE BACK SIT THE WINDOWS ARE TINTED!!

Who's Am?

Losers who started at X and took their crap to JFX

Who cares!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I come here to talk about Britney!!! Not a bunch of people I have never met or seen before!!! Every single day it's like this!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOLY SHIT, I just found what Britney's voice sounds like live and it is FUCKING HORRIBLE!!!! What they do is lay over the voice over tracks and she lip syncs over them. They cut out her real voice! This is how they go live to her speaking to an audience without lag. It's on ebaumsworld.com if you're afraid to click on my link! It's on the first page, just a few videos down. You say she's a good singer, well you won't after hearing this! :
www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/873437/

Warning: Dangerous to your hearing!

Check it out! It's a Real Golden Nugget!

August 20, 2008 3:37 AM
Posted by: This is real!

thx i listened five times and can't stop lmao! we've got to spread it around the net!

August 20, 2008 10:55 AM
Posted by: Anonymous

who's britney?

She's def turned into Aunt Bee. lol Did her hair not grow back after she shaved it or did she always have the receding hair and hid it?

That dang Shakira imps Britney all the time. Tori Spelling is covering an Uffie tune soon.

3:00 Could be both. The dirty wavy weave is gross. She needs a bath.

Do you think her dad lets her read mags or blogs? I'm asking cause I wonder if she knows how much people don't like her for all the crap she pulled.

3:12 If she does read anything it's another reason it sucks to be Britney.

If she does read X17 she realizes there are several obsessed types who are potentially dangerous. I hope she does and gets it to her lawyer.

If I did any of the stuff she did and there were cameras I'd be too embrassed to go out much.

She probably has her asst read and weed out anything that could be harful or threatening.

Bet whoever reads from her management team laffs their ass off at Kira.

yeah def she has people looking out for her safety by reading blogs. this is good that andy has dried up. girl was asking for trouble.

3:16 You're probablt right. I guess when the asst's done there isn't much left she can read.

LOL IT"S BRITNEY BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!

Aren't celeb stalkers usually fanatical fans? Does anybody know?

Britney was really rude to those girls.

Were they actually paid? and did she know the girls were being paid when they approached her?

Although I don't think I've ever seen her sign an autograph in my life.

3:27 John Cusak, John Lennon, David Letterman, Conan O’Brien and Michael Douglas all had fan stalkers.

"Celebrity stalkers tend to be psychotic," said Jack Levin, professor of criminology and director of the Brudnick Center on Conflict and Violence at Northeastern University in Boston. "They often possess rich fantasy lives in which they feel personally involved [with the celebrity]. Many of the celebrity stalkers actually imagine they are having an intimate relationship with their victims."

A Reality of Their Own

Sometimes celebrities have never had any physical contact with the stalkers who pursue them. Their stalkers may know them only as the character they play on a soap opera or major motion picture and refer to them primarily by their character's name.

Experts say celebrity stalkers tend to suffer mental illness and are so disenchanted with reality, or unable to cope with reality, that they create their own. And their favorite celebrity is the center of their imagined universe.

abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/Story?id=116466&page=1

A fan stalked Uma Thurman.

www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24425310/

Some complain that the messages aren't about Britney. The few who do post about Britney would fall into the celeb stalker category.

God know what category KIRA falls in to. Scary crazy uffie loving stalking cow category I guess.

MSNBC lists celebs with fan stalkers.
Sheryl Crow, Gwyneth Paltrow, Anna Kournikova, Monica Seles and even Jerry Lewis had fan stalkers.

It says they caught Britney's stalker.

"Others resort to different strategies. Masahiko Shizawa, a Japanese national, was deported after stalking Britney Spears by using such ploys as sending her sex toys in the mail. Shizawa hasn’t given up, though — he’s suing Spears because, he claims, her bodyguards caused him emotional distress.

It’s a really good thing Britney has bodyguards because her fans are not right in the head.

so are you saying andy and kira are fans?

There is only ONE person here that falls into the FAN stalker category.

Thanks guys. I had a hunch obsessed fanatical fans would be the ones turned celeb stalker. I guess that's why so many celebs need bodygurads.

I hope her people are reading the blogs. Britney's biggest fan is whacko.

Jen Aniston had a crazy fan stalker too.

They weren't paid! It's just a stupid attempt by her idiot remaining fans to defend her. And how many reports and videos do these idiots need before they figure out that she really is an arrogant bitch from hell? You can bet thoase girls figured this out finally! Oh the horror of actually just lowering her bag even enough to allow her now ex-fans a photo, let alone pose with them! She simply can't be bothered with the horrible 'little people' that she steps on that people call fans! What a vile, evil, stuck up loser of a bitch she is! With fans like hers, it's easy to see why serial killers get loads of mail in prison!

yes kira and andy are celeb stalkers. haters be watched.

later freaks

3:55 You’re right. Jennifer Aniston’s fan stalker broke into her house.

defamer.com/hollywood/jennifer-aniston/missed-connections-jennifer-aniston-and-her-stalker-125797.php

Scary, all those celeb stalkers were obsessed and delusional fans!

So now two tweens seeking an autograph are made into monstrous, psychotic fan stalkers trying to kill her? Is this a defense you idiots plan on sticking with? I wonder if you would still be fans if she personally shit on you like that?

The whole family, have those inbred FAS eyes. It must be in the Spears genes.
ugly looking family.

This manaic fan celeb stalker wanted to "avenge" Michael Douglas' honor.

Dawnette Knight believed she was in love with Michael Douglas when she allegedly threatened to slice up his Oscar-winning wife, Catherine Zeta-Jones, and feed her to her dogs.

Neither Douglas nor Zeta-Jones had ever met Knight. She had become infatuated with Douglas after seeing him in movies such as Fatal Attraction. After reading about an alleged affair by Zeta-Jones in a supermarket tabloid, Knight sent the actress more than two dozen threatening letters and allegedly made repeated phone calls to her agents and hotels where the couple would stay.

Knight, who has admitted sending the letters, overdosed on barbiturates while in county jail after her arrest but a court-appointed psychiatrist found her mentally competent, and a judge ruled today she would stand trial on stalking charges. A pretrial hearing was to continue Thursday in Los Angeles Superior Court.

Experts say Knight's willingness to avenge Douglas for a supposed affair by Zeta-Jones illustrates the world celebrity stalkers often create when they believe they have a real relationship with the rich and famous.

LMAO Yet the stupid little teenyboppers stick up for her all the time...How can you expect a woman, who does not care about her own kids, to care about her fans? wake the hell up.

4:00 You're wrong. Nobody called the tweens stalkers. They're just nice girls who wanted and autograph. Britney was a bitch to them. We're talking about completely obsessed fans who turn into celeb stalkers.

The girls working with the papz/sites. Or maybe smart taking a chance themselves???

More and more "girl/fans" out there now.

Working for Britney open the the door..and so on..
Of course the security and Britney knows.

One obsessed fan on this blog could become a celeb stalker in an instant.

Britney really seems to hate her fans I guess.

okie;)

jglad and a few other people have been banned. i know this for a fact. i will post more info on who else they are trying to ban too. if my posts do not get through then it is because they do not want you to know that they are doing it to people. when you click to make a comment you may not be able to get through to make one. that is how you know you have been blocked or banned.

I think so too 4:10

I hope the Spears' family know about the total whacko posting @ 4:12

me too!

Britney Spears is a complete joke. The joke of the entertainment industry. ZERO talent and the worst mother ever. Fade away, Twitney. Nobody cares anymore.

facts are facts!

ya know?

so i'll just believe ya.

I don't know why everyone is so shocked!
she is a total bitch, always has been always will be. She is an arrogant, stuck up bitch! she doesn't deserve anything good in her pathetic life.

Lmao those two fans were ugly and annoying, I would of ran them over with my car!

choo! choooo!

I knew it, Britney fans are annoying airhead bimbo teenage girls.

4:19

you knew that? lol.

Oh my gosh! You could see that that one girl had an AK-47 squirt gun hidden in her purse and you could just see the evil red glint the eye of a fundamentalist terrorist hidden under the suicide burka disgiuse of a teen who just pretended to want to get her photo! Obviously, the plan was to take her hostage (or get a photo) and then use a scooter bomb with 5 M-80s cherry bombs strapped to the side to carry out their evil plans! Luckily, brave Britney was able to singlehandedly thwart this diabolical plot by stepping into the safety of her low emission resistant vehicle, hold up an M-80 firecracker and photo resistant purse, and tell the two mini-terrorists in training to go fuck themselves! Can you imagine the collateral damage done to the world if these two mini-Bin Ladens were allowed to carry out their malicious machinations and actually got those dangerous photos! Or even worse, an autograph!!!! Folks, tragedy was just narrowly averted that day!

4:24 has a gift for satire!

4:24

EHH!!!!?

Why on earth do those stupid pap guys, keep saying "britney you look beautiful"?
They are straight up LYING to her, because she looks absolutely repulsive! And they know it! LIARS!

"I believe the other comment - the paps hired these girls because real fans would not have acted like that,"
-------------------------------

LMAO you britards come up with the most pathetic excuses. We have seen the how you nutjobs worship this whore, we know how fanatical and messed up you are. They were real fans, and you would have acted exactly the same given the chance.
All you Britards are the same.

their not tweens. i know because their my family

tween,teen,-same thing.

Scratch two more fans! Her remaining fan base must number well into the tens now. Like 15 or 16!

And if you want to hear the death groans of a dying whale, or Brit singing live without the aid of computer intervention click here:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/873437/

No way anyone can ever say she's a good singer live! NO F'ING WAY!!!!

4:50 LiThIuM it's time to double your meds not your posts.

OMG 5:25 it sounded like a cat in heat!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

No way anyone can ever say she's a good singer live! NO F'ING WAY!!!!

August 20, 2008 5:25 PM
Posted by: Anonymous

Damn right!

The fans are right to curse her out. i saw the tape on Tmz. she cares for no one but herself. she could have wave to them or at least but she is so selfish to the own fans. Her fans deserve it though there are 100 of pop stars that are better than her but they chose to support a woman without talent. Jessica simpson. christina and beyonce will never be so mean to their fans.

The fans called Britney a bitch because Britney's a bitch. TMZ bloggers call her Bitchney! lol

I'm sure the idiot fans here think that if they met her, she would never treat them like that! A mean person, a slob, a bad mother, a drug addict, an escapee from a mental ward and after seeing that clip, she can't even do what she has been hyped at, singing! I feel sorry for the poor bastards who have to hear what she actually sounds like in real life and not through the safety of a computer bank!

11:22 she trying to copy Beyonce. her nephew calls her Anty Bee and he is so cute and Beyonce is actually a great aunt, sis, popstar and rolemodel.

the death groans of a dying whale, or Brit singing live without the aid

Somebody send the kids ear defenders!

2 seconds! Just 2 seconds was all that was needed to be nice to the very people that buy her shit music! Bitch couldn't even drop her purse in her car to make their day! Yet her fans think she is still a nice person! You people are cattle and your idol is the Cow God!

Britney is a very selfish person her manager to one of her fansite owner that. she care about no one but herself not even the kids she give brith to because of her selfishness is the reason why her life is a mes. She cannot keep a relationship or marriage, be a mother , have friends because of her hateful ways. her fans are stupid to support a person without class, talent. there are tons of great singer in the industry but they chose to support morons.

5:51 Bitchney's such a fraud. There's nothing original abut her. If figures she even tried to copy Beyonce with Aunt Bee. Check out all the pics in this thread. Bitchney really looks like that old lady with the big forehead and no hair in the front.

The fans are Shitney's Sheep.

The marta idiot said "Probably hired by the paps!" and all the little sheep followed the new Shitney excuse.

abncran is jfx

Geez 2 weeks away and thought I would check in.
Seems Brit is still on the right track and keeping busy.
Seems the JFX crap is still present and it looks as if the paranoia has reached new heights. (rotfl heights)
Guess I didn't miss much!

Lindas a skanky hoe bitch!

Dear Linda, I hope you die a painful death for all the bullying comments you wrote about me! I hope you die a painful death for talking shit behind my back! I hope you die a painful death for all the trouble you got me into bitch!!!!!!!

Linda I will continue on ruining your life by turning it into a nightmare! Im gonna make your life a living nightmare bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your all a bunch of losers for worshiping this attention whore.

wtf

Why is it that I have a strong suspicion that this is a kira imp trying to stir up shit on the boards. Someone already got busted for on another thread for trying to start shit.
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How did we not see it?
I'm so glad we know.
August 20, 2008 5:59 AM
Posted by: Peehs
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kitty/steel is

now.everyone.knows.
August 20, 2008 5:55 AM
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A self professed puppet master of jfx sheeps (backwards). Think about it. Not a fan of kira, but this smells like troll ass!

And that person was talking shit about kira at the same time.

Those two girls in the video remind me of the two girls that were outside the summit waiting with the paps; claiming they were the ex-girlfriends! They were about as genuine as these two fans, too!

Kira imp comes out so that the attacker(s) have a reason to carry on their hate without making it look like it's harassment. It's a pretty old game.

Kira imp comes out so that the attacker(s) have a reason to carry on their hate without making it look like it's harassment. It's a pretty old game.

Can't say that the target (Linda) is any better though!

I wonder about that too. I just can't picture two die hard fans calling her a bitch practically to her face.

Kira's an assclown and a bitch!

OMG, Linda imp!

I think she might do something prerecorded at the VMA's, but not a live performance. Maybe she will also be an announcer or presenter.

I don't begrudge her for wanting to get her career on track. I just hope that she realizes that she can never go back to life as it was, and any future success she has, has to be "new and improved". At 26, she's not old, but she is no longer a teen, and she really needs to behave and dress a bit more mature than she does.

As an earlier poster has said, What IS up with the unflattering hairstyle she mostly wears. It DOES remind of me of Aunt Bee, from Mayberry.

Jglad must be Kira if Jglad was banned because NO ONE has topped Kira's attacks.

Hi Britney!

Costco Greeter: [Greeting every customer] Welcome to Costco, I love you.

www.imdb.com/title/tt0387808/quotes

Idiocracy (2006)

Ams back

LINDA OR KIRA - WHO CARES? LINDA AND KIRA ARE BOTH IDIOTS!

linda/kira/am/jglad = bitches r us

Kira spends endless time on JFX reading. Before that Kira was trying to stir things up over there. Everyone knows that. She is obsessed with any one who ever posted there.

Hey Nischelle,

I like your reporting. Some of my favorites were the... 1) the Malibu fire while you were interviewing the firefighters near a house on a hill 2) the Penguins and 3) Christmas carols.

No need to respond...

The boat dock was good too.

Britney, Did you fall asleep? What ever happened to the stay awake attitude like Melissa? That girl never sleeps...

who the hell is nischelle?

Go any threes? No, Go fish...

Oh yeah! I made the promise about the couch... Sorry, I totally forgot.

Did you ever meet Benny Hinn?

www.bennyhinn.org/default.cfm

2:44 AM (1), cute reporter for fox11. (mornings)

You're out of the woods
You're out of the dark
You're out of the night
Step into the sun, step into the light

thewizardofoz.warnerbros.com/movie/cmp/r-lyrics.html

wtf are you talking about?

What was the appearance of God the Father? Like that of a man... God has the likeness of fingers and hands and a face.
Benny Hinn

Because we're human beings, we're not always going to be perfect.
Benny Hinn

I’m sorry I was late

Nischelle Turner posts here???

Too late

Yes she does

for what?

For everything

I cannot believe how horrible the paps are acting on that video.. it's like they're trying to bully Britney into doing something stupid.
I think the girls were hired by the paps to act like fans, and everyone exept Britney acted insane and rude in that video.

BFD lmao

to 3:36 not 3:38

Nischelle Turner is a wonderful reporter and I feel certain she's never had the time or inclination to post at a place like this 3:38

CDF to 3:40

3:35-1 as who?

she most likely posts at JFX too

You gotta be kidding

What is JFX?

shes getting better everyday...love you britney.....

*

$

?

Well she has to be an anon poster. There are very few who ever make a lick of sense here, so the options are limited lol.

Is she an imaginary person?

I love wackjobs

yes she does not exist whoever "she" is

ok.

who are you?

just a wackjob.

who am I?

where is this place?

figs

really? I like it

well that's good

am i the same person thats answered your questions? maybe

I mean wackjobs

I asked the questions, and you gave the answers. Silly billy.

maybe we are the same people

I mean person

On some level, maybe.

? what the hell?

damn

and why would you draw to that conclusion?

not all of them

Oh I see.

4:35 4:34 is not yo you

yes, perhaps on some level, some day.

on some level?

well why not?

when?

not any time soon...that's for sure. Huge changes would have to be made, and even then..such a long time.

the 12 of never

I love wackjobs, I said

well that's not very healthy.

i like hugjobs instead.

huge changes? I don't think so

Yes well there would have to be in order for it to all work out. Not that it matters.

order? I hate this word!

oh i see

It's in the works as we speak. I hear them.

you mean we're not the same person?

Here they come again. Do you see them too?

on some level

Yes! They're back aren't they!

Hell yes, I do!

I see

Oh yes, that makes perfect sense. I don't know where I would be without it.

Does Britney see them too?

do you see them?

it makes perfect sense

it always did.

yes I see

They said they think everyone here is from JFX to and they can name names

well then? what do you suppose?

They said they think everyone here is from JFX to and they can name names

well? what is your proposal or declairation?

that's not true

no one is from JFX on here, believe me

I don't think it's true either..I don't know where I come from, where I am going. Same can be applied to anyone else I know for that matter. I don't really know.

They know you.

Well that will save me from alot of small talk when we meet. Cheers to that.

I'm so glad to hear that, I really do

Do they know you? Mind, body, and soul?

They will never know me

I just put on a bowtie and a hat. Do they know me now? Do they know me now that I wear a hat? Or do they just know me from before, when I was hatless?
Now that I have this new bowtie and hat, they just can't get enough. I like the good old days. When I used to just use styling products in my hair.

They are your soul.

LOL Just when I think we have some crical thinking going on, paranoia sets in. You guys are hopeless lmao!

crical?

i have my thinking cap on...it keeps me cool in the summer.

my soul? I'm just a teenage dirtbag

...no not really...

no they aren't my soul. I bought mine off a tomatoe truck. Well it comes with every pack of 6 tomatoes. So. You know. Potatoe Potaatoe.

Kira where are you? Are you one of them?

it's 5:15 AM in here

here too. thats why we both see them

itz 817 here

and yes

i bought my soul for 3 dollars and change.
what of it? i didn't buy it from some fancy shmancy organic food house

they are taking me with them. they have some top secret info they said. byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

5:17 I can't stand that name..

ewwwwwwwww,everyday the same shit!
(my god)

I'm off

Don't forget to brush your teefs before you go!! bye!

ofcourse she's here(24/7)

what happeneeed??? did that conversation not work out for them? Maybe I should have tried to impress them with my bowtie. Bought it couple months ago. Talk of the entire village.

Well I hope one day to get back there, until then, this will do just fine.

3 more minutes to bang this out and then i have to board a flight to bangkok
(..heh)

Anyway,
For more information on the History of the Bowtie, as well as How to tie a Bowtie:

www. krawattenknoten.info/ krawatten/necktie/bowtie-engl.html

I don't know if they have illustrations or not, but I would think so.

and with that, I bid you good day. and Good luck with your conquest:P

Wow looks like there was some serious cryptographers hanging out here! Guess I will have go dig out my Trimethius' tableau and get to work! Oh shoot, I forgot I still have to solve the fourth Krytos message! Well I better get busy.

Very good... Grasshopper!

This is not a chat session, but a post. Say what you have to say the leave.

Very good... Grasshopper!

This is not a chat session, but a post. Say what you have to say then leave.

Ok, were the 2 or 3 assholes banned or what?

If those two girls were real fans then they would know that Britney has a bad experience with the paps and that her opening her window or door for them would be a mistake. She looks great by the way.

Look stop writing stuff about my cousin britney spearsshe ovs her fans nd shecrys hn tuf like this happens jst do it 2 som1 ele not her !!! >:Z

Look stop writing stuff about my cousin britney spearsshe ovs her fans nd shecrys hn tuf like this happens jst do it 2 som1 ele not her !!! >:Z