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X17 REWIND - Anatomy of a Breakdown

Ahhh, February 2007 -- what a month! It's the month that will go down in history as the month of Britney Spears' breakdown. She shaved her head, went to rehab, and beat an X17 car with an umbrella (for which she later apologized)!

Here's a look back on some stories I did earlier this year in which we reviewed the events leading up the this fateful month:

A Britney Timeline: Part 1 - The Paris Phase (first posted March 21):

We're gonna take a look back at Britney, from the time she and Kevin announced their split, all the way up to her release from rehab today -- the wild ride of our favorite pop star, on which X17 has ridden shotgun.

britround.5.jpgPerhaps what tipped it all off was the announcement on November 13 that Britney would file for divorce from Kevin ...

britround1.jpgBritney and Paris were introduced in Vegas on November 20 and two days later Brit was at Hilton's Hollywood Hills house partying until the wee hours of the morning, with William Morris agent Jason Trawick.

britround2.jpgThe next day, Britney and Jason, still wearing the same clothes as the night before, were out shopping together in Santa Monica at The Right Start baby supply store. That evening, Britney and Paris were back together, this time at Teddy's in Hollywood.

britround3.jpgThe next night, the Wonder Twins headed out to Hyde and Britney, for the first time, shoed the word she was free and natural under her skirt! On the 25th, Britney and Paris shopped in Malibu with baby Sean along for the ride.

britround4.jpgLater that Saturday night, Paris and Brit went out partying again and showed off their new look -- shared fishnet stockings! The next night the Twins wore matching shirts as they left Paris' house to party again ...

britround5.jpgThe pair joined their estranged pal Lindsay Lohan at the Beverly Hills hotel on Monday (actually early Tuesday morning) where Oops!, she did it again ...

The Timeline parts 2 - 4 inside ...



A Britney Timeline: Part 2 - The Party Phase ...

britround6.jpgTo pick up where we last left off, on November 28, Britney left a West Hollywood Italian restaurant with a glass of wine in one hand and a cig in the other, and proceeded to get behind the wheel of her Porsche, which she had apparently forgotten how to drive -- she got assistance from photographers who reminded her that the ignition is to the left of the steering while on her sports car ... Then a week later, Britney emerged for an evening at Les Deux with a new brunette look -- maybe this was the beginning of her hair obsession that later turned sour in the form of her going bald?

britround7.jpgThen two days later, it was back to work for Britney. Britney was being heavily criticized for her new partying ways and she slowed down just long enough to get herself into the studio to record. But her attention was diverted by a young music producer named JR Rotem. X17 brought you the exclusive pix of the couple's makeout session at a West Hollywood cafe.

britround8.jpgIn the week that followed, Britney made a series of boobalicious appearances -- from nightclubs to Christmas shopping.

britround9.jpgAgain, forshadowing her eventual shaved head/tattoo breakdown, Britney inked up in December with his sister and friends looking on.

britround10.jpgAnd on January 3, X17 brought to you exclusive, this pic of Britney out partying -- an image that was subsequently used by media outlets around the world to illustrate their hypothoses of drug and alcohol abuse by Britney ...

britround11.jpgThen on Jan. 6, Brit turned up at the posh Santa Monica hotel Shutters in nothing more than a bathing suit covered by what appeared to be lingerie. A few days later she bought a new chihuahua at a pet store, accompanied by her son Sean and by her manager Larry Rudolph.

britround12.jpgLater that same day (on the 11th), Britney went clubbing and it was around this time that she met her soon-to-be boyfriend Isaac Cohen, on whom we think she barfed the very next night (in light of everything since this day, don't you former disbelievers believe us now?)!




A Britney Timeline: Part 3 - The Isaac Phase

britround15.jpgBritney and Isaac Cohen's relationship was bumpy from the get-go (see Peanutbuttergate), perhaps due in part to the strange behavior Cohen reported of Britney during this period.

britround14.jpgBritney got moody around the middle of January and started hanging with her girlfriends and even reading up on her relationship with Isaac in magazines.

britround13.jpgOn Jan. 20, Britney and Isaac went to Cabana, though just a couple days before, Brit told X17 exclusively that she and Cohen were no longer together?! The next day, Britney put Sean in the back of the car, her assistant at the wheel, and she headed off to Vegas by car ...

britround16.jpgOn the 25th of January, we saw Britney back to work at a dance studio, choreographing some moves for what performance, I have no idea, but she brought both Sean and Jayden to work with her and X17 snapped this exclusive shot. Just days before, Britney had rented this Beverly Hills home and moved her family there.

britround17.jpgAt the end of the month, we spotted Brit back with Isaac and wearing his Star of David necklace -- had she converted to Judaism? Then on February 6, we snapped Britney in New York where she was seen all over town partying late into the night, every night.




A Britney Timeline: Part 4 - The Fall And The Resurrection

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britround19.jpgOn February 16, X17 caught Britney's meltdown on camera ...

britround20.jpgOn the evening of February 19, we caught Britney out at the Beverly Hills Hotel with a platinum blonde wig and then the next day, girlfriend admitted herself to Promises rehab in Malibu, from which she promptly released herself the very next day to meet with an attorney regarding her custody dispute with estranged husband Kevin Federline. We then caught her as she entered the Bel Air Hotel, where she was reportedly kicked out after less than 24 hours.

britround21.jpgThat very night of the 21st, Britney raged in frustration at not being able to see her kids while they stayed at Kevin's house. Reports say Kevin and Brit's mom were working together to keep Britney away from Sean and Jayden until she agreed to seek help. But on this night, Britney took her anger out on one of our photographers and his car in these now famous, exclusive X17 photos.

britround22.jpgBritney went back into rehab the same night and X17 spotted her a few times over the following weeks both at the center and outside, at AA meetings, as she seemed to evolve from a person who seemed raw and vulnerable to a woman who began to care about her appearance again, who made friends again, and who laughed again. We hope it's that Britney that has emerged from rehab with a new outlook on life, a new-found respect for herself, and renewed relationship with her family.

NOW -- fast-forward to present day and Brit's relationship with her family isn't exactly perfect ... She was the last to find out her sis Jamie Lynn was pregnant and she hasn't spoken to her mom in months.

We can only hope that 2008 is a better year for Britney!

SEE MORE:
  >   Britney: Before And After - May 12, 2008
  >   X17 XCLUSIVE: What's Up With Britney's Belly?!??!?! - May 12, 2008
  >   I Hate To Keep Talking About It, But ... - May 12, 2008
  >   X17 XCLUSIVE: Brit's Happy Mother's Day! - May 12, 2008
  >   Britney Bonds With Mom On Mother's Day - May 12, 2008
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COMMENTS

WHO THE FUCK CARES WHAT THAT CROTCH STAINS YEAR WAS LIKE?

Posted by: Anonymous


FIRST!!!!

brisbane here from philippines!!!! hahaha i love u brit!!!! hapi nu yir!!!! God bless u and to ur family!!!! ciao

Posted by: brisbane


Why do we need to be reminded?

Posted by: Anonymous


sad, pathetic, just cant get enough of the disaster and what she will do next. why isnt anyone else fascinated with the birt accent???

Posted by: Anonymous


your rticle is pathetic, we don't care.

SPEAK ABOUT HER AMAZING NEW ALBUM BLACKOUT I WOULD BE BETTER !

Posted by: blackout so good


blackout is just the best! dont care 'bout her life

Posted by: name


blackout is just the best! dont care 'bout her life

Posted by: name


blackout is just the best! dont care 'bout her life

Posted by: name


blackout is just the best! dont care 'bout her life

Posted by: name


if you people DONT LIKE BRITNEY! GET LOST..

PUTANG INA NYO!!!! hAhAHAHA

Posted by: brisbane


im from japan... well, britney is number 1 here....i love ur new album... i wish the starbucks queen 2008 studio album of urs is true

Posted by: shinichi


I am curious so still some celebrities and rich people feel lonely.
I found them on a millionaire&celeb dating site called"CelebMingle.com"last night.

Posted by: lisa


starbucks queen album!!!!!!
starbucks queen album!!!!!!


Posted by: jive records


STARBUCKS QUEEN, THE TITLE OF BRITNEY SPEARS UPCOMING STUDIO ALBUM IN THE YEAR 2008

Posted by: jive records


And you left 95% of the story out. She is still a trainwreck in progress.

Posted by: Assney the Ditch Pig


no matter what she does i still loooooooove her!!!!!!! i know it doesn't make sense but she has this power over me! i cannot get enough! gimmeh gimmmmeh gimmmmee

i love blackout too, it's her best album and i think it will sell a few million. already sold over a million globally so perez etc can stopsaying it's tanked

Posted by: Anonymous


.....to be continued

Posted by: P


Britney is a people magnet it doesn't matter if its negative or postive she's still number one.

Posted by: Ken


Britney doesn't see what we see. I hope she looks at this and wakes up to the reality of her decline.
There's still time girl, pull yourself together. You cannot relive the moments you're missing out on with your boys...when they first picked out the color red or counted to 10 or used the potty for the first time. You can't get that back Britney. Step up, take control and be able to kiss your boys goodnight...EVERY NIGHT.
Happy New Year, hun...it's up to YOU.

Posted by: Britneychoosesdeath


It is a loser overall sell less than 1/3 of her previous CD. She is still selling more CD's than K-Fed, so that is an accomplishment.

Posted by: Shitney the Ditch Pig


It's quite sad to see her with pretty hair & skin, looking fresh and vibrant, only to break down and deteriorate - and keep on deteriorating. A new year, a new start?

Posted by: Anonymous


I LOVE BRITNEY!
SHE ROCKS:
WHY THE HATERS WRITE COMMENTS THAT THEY DONT CARE WHEN THEY READING THIS?

Posted by: aNDRE


I LOVE BRITNEY!
SHE ROCKS:
WHY THE HATERS WRITE COMMENTS THAT THEY DONT CARE WHEN THEY READING THIS?

Posted by: aNDRE


I LOVE BRITNEY!
SHE ROCKS:
WHY THE HATERS WRITE COMMENTS THAT THEY DONT CARE WHEN THEY READING THIS?

Posted by: aNDRE


Thanks Britney for having removed all your tatoos.
Thanks Britney for having stoped smoking.
Thanks britney for having improved your language.
Thanks Britney for not doing astral.
Thanks Britney...

no IMPROVEMENT no LIGHT
no LIGHT no SOUL
no SOUL no HAPPIENESS...

Love :)

Posted by: Sunnyday please visit me on myspace.com/sunnydayagain , thanks


My soul that fragile , innocent child in me .
So Precious.
Love :)

Posted by: Sunnyday please visit me on myspace.com/sunnydayagain , thanks


ETs, spirits?
The very same so powerless , so so stinking dead shit.
No Thanks!

Love :)

Posted by: Sunnyday please visit me on myspace.com/sunnydayagain , thanks


Pic 11 is just downright scary. Really, X17 do we need this so early in the morning? It's a Shitney overdose. I need coffee. Lot's of coffee.

Posted by: Anonymous


Astral Life ?
Cheep "enlightment" for losers.
How destructive for body and psyche.
So expensive...
Love :)

Posted by: Sunnyday please visit me on myspace.com/sunnydayagain , thanks


Astral Space?
The very place where all spiritual problems begins.
No Thanks!
Love :)

Posted by: Sunnyday please visit me on myspace.com/sunnydayagain , thanks


Could you please put the crying pic up? It's my fav.

Posted by: Anonymous


Crazy Britney's life and troubles are unfortunately soooooo addictive. We just can't stop watching this unpredictible trainwreck to see what exciting insanity unfolds next! It is amazing that she still has any fans left after her disaster of a career!

Posted by: Anonymous


There's been no resurrection of this stupid hillbilly trash. She's still falling and failing as a mother and person. She's a washed up loser and will always be.

Posted by: cablet


Apologized? LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Surely that's a joke


BRITNEYDAILY.ORG
BRITNEYDAILY.ORG
BRITNEYDAILY.ORG

Posted by: Anonymous


Oops...that's "unpredictable"!

Posted by: Anonymous


If you idiots dont like Britney Spears then why do you bother to look at her pics and type a message. Your a bunch of lonely, jealous losers!! You have my support Britney, you go girl!!

Posted by: Anonymous


WHAT A SAD WASTE OF A YOUNG LIFE. THOSE SWEET LITTLE BOYS NEED THEIR MOTHER!

Posted by: SIREN


Hello, so nice discussion, but NEW YEAR is coming, how to celebrate the nice day? would you love to try something new ? interracialsingleonline.com you will be surprised…

Posted by: divid323


OMG BRITNEY'S PIECE OF ME VIDEO PURPLE DRESS IS ON EBAYY!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH SO SOPTTT

Posted by: Anonymous


You shit hope 08 is a better year for Brit x17, you would then have to find someone else to exploit for your paycheck. To everyone else though have a Happy Healthy Prosperous New Year. Prayers for those little boys. xo

Posted by: xo


The person that is always advertising those dating website is a foreign fraud. They are a ID Theft site.

Posted by: Denise


Ahh, the wonders of crystal meth and non-stop boozing!

Posted by: Anonymous


X17 should send Britney a photo album of her year as viewed through their cameras. Something for her to treasure.

Posted by: Kev


Britney was badly hurt.She needs time to recover.Don't blame her.She will come back.She is still the number1.Blackout is so great!
Britney,i love you forever!

Posted by: Isabella


Hey Lisa:

Hi there, I'm a loser with no life. I'm paid $3.50 per hour to post idiotic drivel, directing you to some lame dating website that takes your money and gives you nothing in return. I have no job, so I sit around all day and post this garbage on as many websites as I can under many different aliases. I don't have any friends, so I must rely on these moronic posts to make myself feel better about myself. My mother hates me and dropped me on my head as a child. You can find me at I'mAnIdiotTrollWithNoLifeAndShouldBeKilled.com
I heard Jamie Lynn Spears met her older man, I mean match, at this site.

Posted by: Anonymous


Isabella

Just exactly how much time? She's not behaving this way out of grief or hurt feelings. This is the real Britney, not the product, the person.
She hurt JT back in the day, he seems to have bounced back quite well.
Excuses, quit making excuses for Britney.

Posted by: P


Has ZZZZZZZ-17 lost track of about 4 or 5 months???????? This article is written like she JUST got out of rehab. When I first started reading it, sounded like she'd over dosed or died or something....OR, and this is less likely, admitted she had a problem.

This was a disappointing piece...

Posted by: Jbo


You missed the part in january where her close aunt died of cancer

Posted by: If u don't like brit fuck off


I love her shorts in the umbrella pics! Where can I find them she looks adorable? They will be perfect for my next drug-fueled rampage! What a sweetheart I love her she is such a great singer!

Posted by: Tina


OH...HELL YEAH!

This, X17, is an excellent end-of-year treat, this Anatomy Of A Looziannuh Swamp Slut Timeline!

Breaking down Twatney's year long breakdown is just the right tidbit to add to the holiday spirit!

I really like the review of all the photos. A few that stand out are the one of her on January 3rd with her short dyed-blond hair, the drug and alcohol puffiness of her splotchy face. If it hadn't been for her weirdly shaped Dumbo ears and that oversized nose I wouldn't have belived it was Cuntney, it just doesn't look like her.

Of course the head shaving pics, her in rehab lookin' like the true country-ghetto trail Southern trailer trash she really is, bald head and ciggie tokin' an' all.

The blad Bratney bashin' the car window, there's a classic!

Ah! I hope this non-televised relaity show, this Britney Spears Swamp Slut Reality Show, continues on for another year as I'm just gettin' into the swing of it all. And I'm sure there's more plots and subplots that can be wrung from this vehicle.

Happy New Year, Twatney! Party tonight hard in public and give us some real nifty spiffy stuff for tomorrow!

Posted by: RasputinsLiver


7:48 Isabella:

WTF? We've all been through bad times. REALLY bad times, but do you see normal society acting like Shitney? NO - they'd be locked up or in rehab. The only reason you feel sorry for this SLUT is because she has money, and you, just like her believes this makes her special, wonderful and above all.

Quit making excuses for this nympho who CLEARLY has daddy issues and needs to be a strong women and rise above all this shit and be a mom to her kids. Who cares about anything else - oh wait she does - her self and that's it!

Posted by: Jbo


Who cares? She still sucks...and is a horrible mother!

Posted by: Anonymous


OH...HELL YEAH!

This, X17, is an excellent end-of-year treat, this Anatomy Of A Looziannuh Swamp Slut Timeline!

Breaking down Twatney's year long breakdown is just the right tidbit to add to the holiday spirit!

I really like the review of all the photos. A few that stand out are the one of her on January 3rd with her short dyed-blond hair, the drug and alcohol puffiness of her splotchy face. If it hadn't been for her weirdly shaped Dumbo ears and that oversized nose I wouldn't have belived it was Cuntney, it just doesn't look like her.

Of course the head shaving pics, her in rehab lookin' like the true country-ghetto trail Southern trailer trash she really is, bald head and ciggie tokin' an' all.

The blad Bratney bashin' the car window, there's a classic!

Ah! I hope this non-televised relaity show, this Britney Spears Swamp Slut Reality Show, continues on for another year as I'm just gettin' into the swing of it all. And I'm sure there's more plots and subplots that can be wrung from this vehicle.

Happy New Year, Twatney! Party tonight hard in public and give us some real nifty spiffy stuff for tomorrow!

Posted by: RasputinsLiver


8:01

My favorite aunt (my mom's twin sister) JUST died of brain cancer 4 months ago. I DON'T USE IT AS A CRUTCH!!! I embrace my family (flaws and all) because they too could die tomorrow - that's why Britney fails as a human! She doesn't see life's real opportunities and only sees herself, pooor Britney!

FUCK THAT!

Posted by: Jbo


I love britney..

Posted by: NANA


Death affects people in differnt ways

Dam you yanks are exactly why the world hates ou as soon as somebody is down you push them deeper and deeper down. Well you know what i hope iran blows you all into dust.

Posted by: FUKAMERICA


God Bless America, the greatest country God has ever given to mankind.

Posted by: Anonymous


BRITARDS IN DENIAL…


1:38 WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? ASDNAN IS SINGLE. - Dec 29 1:43 PM - Anonymous

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X17 you are full of shit,I was at that gas station... Adnan DID NOT get in that car it was her assistant,WHY she was hiding I don't know... she WAS NOT doing 100 more like 70... - Dec 29 1:44 PM - Anonymous

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1:43 You are correct. he is single..I don't know who said he was married in the first place...anybody know ?? - Dec 29 1:46 PM - Anonymous

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ARE YOU PEOPLE STUPID? LIKE REALLY STUPID?... THE ONLY REASON WHY SHE'S DRIVING SO FAST AND RECKLESS... UM... IS TO TRY AND LOSE THE 30 FUCKING CARS THAT FOLLOW HER... WHO CARES WHO SHE'S TAKING HOME. THAT'S HER BUSINESS... - Dec 29 2:09 PM - DUH

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LMAO at the silly little teenybopper fans, who are in denial. This guy IS married, and Britney once again is a home-wrecker bitch. Deal with it and stop making excuses for the mannish faced whore. She wouldn't care about him if he was single. She gets off on destroying other peoples lives. - Dec 29 2:56 PM – Anonymous

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Britney didn't know he was married! -
Dec 29 3:08 PM – Anonymous

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Ad we believe pap becaue? Why? They are nothing bt money hungy foolsho will doanyhing for a buck. Adnan is NO Married you dumb ass twits - Dec 29 5:09 PM - Anonymous

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2:56 Anonymous You need therapy. - Dec 29 5:26 PM - LMFAO

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


Any loss, through death or divorce, is very difficult. You allow yourself time to heal, time to grieve. No one can put a time line on how anyone recovers from a loss, but she is not showing any signs of dealing with the changes in her life in a positive way.
Everyone needs to just get used to it this is the Britney we will see from here on out. Sad, it's such a waste of life.

Posted by: P


BRITARDS IN A TIZZY…


brit has "never" stole anyone from anybody,k-fed lied about his relationship with shar,you can't steal someone if they don't want to be stolen anyway. – Dec 29 1:52 PM - Anonymous

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Yes she is a homewrecker. She broke up another man's marriage while his wife was 7 months pregnant. Look it up ho. - Dec 29 1:55 PM - Anonymous

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1:55 judging by your language you have no class & you come to trash someone else?? k-fed DID NOT tell her the truth about shar... – Dec 29 2:06 PM - Anonymous

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RUN ALONG 2:06 (2) WE KNOW IT'S HARD FOR YOU TO HANDLE THE TRUTH. - Dec 29 2:09 PM - BUH BYEEEEEEEEE

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BUY BYEEEEEE YOUR ARE AN IDIOT OR A CHILD...GET A GRIP SWEETHEART,KARMA IS A BITE AND YOU SOMEDAY WILL HAVE IT AT YOUR BACKSIDE ... – Dec 29 2:19 PM - Anonymous

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She doesn't drive 100mph when she's stopping talking to the paps, and after she's called them to let them know where she's going when she's bored and needs attention. Lord knows the paps are her only friends. That's why she's fucking one now, no one with any dignity with touch that filthy slut. - Dec 29 2:19 PM - Anonymous

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2:19 STFU SHE DOES NOT CALL THEM THEY WAIT OUTSIDE OF HER HOME,HOW DO YOU KNOW SHE IS F******HIM ANYWAY !!!YOU ARE THE F'N SLUT...AND IN NEED OF ATTENTION YOURSELF!!! – Dec 29 2:22 PM - BUY BYEEEEEEE

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JULIE ROBERTS CHASED ONE DOWN ON THE "WRONG" SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!AND WAS EXCESSIVE IN SPEED.............. - Dec 29 2:31 PM - BUY BYEEEEEEE

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THERE NOT EXCUSES THERE FACTS........... – Dec 29 2:33 PM - BUY BYEEEEEEE

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Julie Roberts parks in handicapped parking and dated a married man, too. – Dec 29 2:33 PM – Anonymous

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Everything you have said as been stupid and ignorant. Stop embarrassing yourself and back away from the keyboard. mmmkay? - Dec 29 2:35 PM - Did you BUH BYE? Not BUY BUHEEEEE LMAO!! Dummy!

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


BRITARDS DOING A 180 & DEFENDING THEIR CRAZY, WASHED UP, UNFIT, UNTALENTED, FALSE IDOL WHORE, SHITNEY SPEARS FOR BEING A HOME-WRECKING SLUT…


So what if she F**** him what is it any of your damn business !!! – Dec 29 1:48 PM - Anonymous

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Adnan is soooooooooooooooooo f*cking hott!! – Dec 29 1:56 PM - Team Adnan

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You can't fight fate... Britney and Adnan are destined to be together – Dec 29 1:58 PM - Theresa

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Adnan is a god. He is gorgeous. I bet he's hung too. – Dec 29 2:01 PM - heather

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Adnan sexy man Brittney lucky girl to make the sex with him! Sory my bad englush. – Dec 29 2:04 PM - Olga

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It's not just Brit's fault men cheat and I am sure there are ppl on these blogs that have cheated as well WITH A MARRIED PERSON and NO it's not right but it HAPPENS... – Dec 29 2:10 PM - Anonymous

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britneys looking good lately. good for her she's getting her punani reamed as well. oh and to all of you that says shes on drugs, your fucking tarded. dont you remember she has to submit to random drug tests, and she passed them?????? – Dec 29 4:04 PM - i'd let adnan ream my punani too

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Why are you people all off into Britney's business? She can fuck whoever she wants to fuck. IF you had a fucking life, the only person you would be worried about who they're screwing is yourself! - Dec 29 5:23 PM - Get a life

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


whoa! get a load of the BRITARDED NATION pulling out ALL stops to defend their WHORY QUEEN BOVINE!!!

I LMAO reading this thread x17online.com/celebrities/britney_spears/x17_xclusive_brits_wild_ride_with_adnan-12292007.php because obviously JORDAN, the JIM JONES of BREATHHEAVY or perhaps the fugly bunch of HILLS HAVE EYES REJECTS TEAM BRITNEY LA must’ve united BRITARDS from all over the world to perform BRITARD OPERATION: “BRITNEY IS NOT A MAN STEALING HOME-WRECKING WHORE”

holy cow, the lengths they go through to stomp out & squash the ‘TRUTH’ about their false idol SHITNEY is absolutely A-M-A-Z-I-N-G-! they pretend to be ‘STRANGERS’ responding back & forth to one another when it’s obvious, that this is a very ‘UNITED’ mission!! LOL! my favorite comment (when they were still in denial mode) has to come from the BRITARDED MENTAL CASE who said 2:56 needs therapy… ROFLMAO!! 2:56 spoke the truth & absolutely nailed it!!

it’s pathetic that the britards can’t see the forest for the trees through their obsessive haze of delusional fantasy.

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: hey BRITARDS!!! Did you know you’re ALL *CrAzY*…??? You should REALLY have that checked!!

ps ~ the ‘CHURCH LADY’ sending x17 to ‘hell’ totally deserves an honorary mention… LOL!

GO TO HELL , X17!!!!!!!!!!!! – Dec 29 2:21 PM - ♥♥PEACE & LOVE FOR BRIT & KIDS♥♥

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


FIRST!!!!... hahaha!...

December 31, 2007 6:11 AM - brisbane

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hahahaha!! no you weren't! =P

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


You people can moan all you want everybody wants a piece of her espesially you otherwise you woudn't be stupid enough to come on a brit related story But then again you people are american and thnx to piece of me Brits climbing the charts shes going to be around while so you best get used to it FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Britney's glad she ditched justin


did she eat that little dog? what the hell happened to the little dog she had after the head-shaving rehab stint??

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


The umbrella incident really says it all. That's the REAL Britney. Nothing more to say.

Posted by: Anonymous


Everything you do matters when you have 2 little boys who live in the shadows of their so called "mother"

Posted by: KitKat


Haha listen to the foreigners. If you love her so much, PLEASE take her. She's shit here and always will be. She's going NO WHERE fast!

Posted by: Anonymous


she still needs help since rehab she lost her kids has to do random drug testing and that is resurrection to you. yeah right she needs to go back to rehab and start thinking of her kids instead of her addictions yeah addictions

Posted by: Anonymous


I just love January 3rd's picture. That's one for the family album.

Posted by: P


You people can moan all you want everybody wants a piece of her espesially you otherwise you woudn't be stupid enough to come on a brit related story But then again you people are american and thnx to piece of me Brits climbing the charts shes going to be around while so you best get used to it FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!

December 31, 2007 8:38 AM - Britney's glad she ditched justin

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actually YOU can moan all you want...

that still doesn't magically stop her from being the crazy, washed up, unfit, untalented, media & attention whoring, dirrrrty, skankenstein slut she truly is.

skankenstein. lol! i like that one! thanks for the inspiration britard!!

xoxo ~ jglad

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


Her idiotic fantards actually think that song is her. She had nothing to do with it. She barely showed up and then just stood there stoned. It's hard to believe people can be so fuckin stupid.

Posted by: Anonymous


justin's glad, Im getting as sick of you as I am with this trainwreck. Enough already with your shit. We can all read and we don't need your recaps. You and your posts are getting old. Christ's sake go the fuck away!

Posted by: Anonymous


Anyone else lookin' forward to the second season's episodes of...

The Britney Spears Looziannuh Swamp Slut Reality Show?

Damn, I just can't wait. I'm hopin' it'll start with some really whacked out New Years shenanigans then later with her blowin' off the next scheduled deposition which hopefully will culminate with her enjoyin' some much needed R&R at her local Gray Bar Hotel.

Here's to a new season of "our girl" Twatney's next and even better season of her self-produced reality (unreality) show!

Posted by: RasputinsLiver


wow, looking at pictures of her from a year ago to present, you can tell she has aged so much. she used to look so much better.

Posted by: Anonymous


why isnt anyone else fascinated with the birt accent???

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hell YEAH i'm fascinated by the pseudo-english accent...

the woman is NUTS y'all!!

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


X17online must have watched E! last night!

Posted by: Anonymous


You and your posts are getting old. Christ's sake go the fuck away!

December 31, 2007 8:46 AM - Anonymous

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if you don't what i have to say - then don't read what i write & stop your bitching moron. =)

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


This year will be the series finale for the reality wreck.

Posted by: P


X17 left out a whole lotta shit, and what the fuck do they mean by resurrection? That train is still full speed ahead with no chance of stopping.

Posted by: Choo Choo


she needs a real friend like Adnan

Posted by: sam


blackout is just the best! dont care 'bout her life

December 31, 2007 6:23 AM - name

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to the britarded asshole who posted the 'CERTIFIABLE' message above...

i find it soooooo very telling when you assholes say things like 'WHO CARES ABOUT HER *LIFE*'... over & over.

you do realize that it's *YOU* who have driven her crazy, right?

*YOU* are the ones screaming "GIMMIE MORE"...

*YOU* are the ones who want a 'PIECE OF HER'...

you are NOTHING but fanatical selfish pigs who don't care about ANYTHING or ANYONE other than your own narcissistic pleasure.

you didn't ask her to 'WORK ON LOVING HERSELF'... or to 'WORK ON BEING A BETTER MOTHER, DAUGHTER, FRIEND, etc....'

NO.

ALL you self-absorbed sick delusional shits care about is a new fucking cd!!

you're sense of *PRIORITIES* & *ENTITLEMENT* when it comes to actual *LIFE* is severely WHACKED & this world would be a MUCH better place if all of you sick fucks dropped off the face of it.

britney HATES you. remember that the next time you OBSESS.

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


8:53a made no sense. You mucked up this whole post with your "recaps", you are fucking rediculas. You are as annoying as those fucks who copy the same thing 50,000 times. What the fuck is the matter with you anyway that you care that much about this fuck up?

Posted by: Anonymous


she needs a bitch slap back to Kentwood.

Posted by: America


What a fat, has-been creature she is. Maybe she should try rehab for real. Or she can continue making a paramount ass of herself.

Posted by: bi-babe


December 31, 2007 6:37 AM - Anonymous

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fantard says WHAT???

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


I see jglad and his other personalities and names are back. This is not your personal website to argue with yourself. SEE YA!!!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


ANOTHER SHIT N RUN

Posted by: Anonymous


she is a great perosn but she's lost with wrong people .

Posted by: sam


Well then, 8:54 P, ...

...let's hope she puts her all into this nex second and perhaps final season, 'eh!

Of course, we always have her Swamp Slut sister, Jizzme Lame, to take over in a spin-off!

Yeedingdanghaw!!

Posted by: RasputinsLiver


RasputinsLiver

Yeah, but you know 'part two' is never as good as the origional.

Posted by: P


X17 you guys are terrible reporters. Brit and Paris were friends long before you think they were.

Posted by: Anonymous


Looks likd Paris is becoming pretty good friends with Kevin, too..

Posted by: P


No one needs to be reminded of this disaster. Britney reminds us every day by her bizarre actions. She clearly is NOT well. She clearly NEEDS help. For everyone out there who has a family, the worst has already happened to her: she's lost the ability to even be alone with her children. She can't drive with them either, thankfully. Since this clearly is not important to her, this must not be rock bottom for her. Her immediate family and her closest friends do not have anything to do with her due to her instability, addictions and mental issues. This is another HUGE sign that she is in desperate need of help.

I for one hope that X17 will choose a different path this new year. One that will stop enabling a sick young woman and instead, begin an honest expose on what is really happening. I also hope that Britney gets the help that she needs before something truly dire happens to her. Maybe if everyone stops encouraging her behavior and reports it for what it really is, she'll see the light.

Posted by: Anonymous


Most times that's true, 9:06 P.

But now and then the sophomore effort, whether it be musical or whatever, actually outdoes the initial one.

So I gotta keep the faith that "our girl" Slutney's gonna rise to the occasion and make this second round a real doozy.

I f we liked the first season we just gotta hope for at least one more season like it or even better.

That damned country-ghetto broad's gotta remain true to form and give us the real shit!

Posted by: RasputinsLiver


SO In total it seems she went partying for 6 days. 6 DAYS!! THAT'S IT!! AND NOT EVEN 6 DAYS IN A ROW EITHER!!
I am actually surprised. You would have thought that it was twenty days in a row, by the way the press exaggerated everything!

Posted by: Anonymous


wtf. She should just be left alone maybe if she didn't have her every move watched maybe she would actually be doing a lot better!

Posted by: Anonymous


Hasn't K-Fed been in Vegas for the past 3 days partying EVERY NIGHT, and by the way, he is still in Vegas, and there is yet another party tonight, so that would be 4 days STRAIGHT of partying, K-fed has been doing in Vegas. Does anyone else see the hypocrisy here?

Posted by: Anonymous


Kevin is hosting a party at Tangerine tonight, he is getting paid, I think they call it working. Dunno.

Posted by: P


Britney was so torn when her marriage fell apart. Britney loved K-fed so much and when K-fed was out partying much, Brit only wanted to be re-assured for his love for her. Britney handled the pain by hanging out. Hang tight Britney and find yourself again, do not let what you thought was TRUE love break you!! Brit has been through alot for one so young and not much support from her parents. I do not blame her for feeling lonely at times. Where are her parents??? If you d onot have support from your own parents . . .that hurts!!
Hang tight! you are doing amazing!! HANG TIGHT!!!

Posted by: Elle


The difference in Kevin partyin' and Twatney is that he doesn't make a career out of it.

Clearly he doesn't have the boys at the moment so why should he enjoy himself.

When he does have the kids he doesn't use them as photo-op props as his former sperm receptacle did all the damned time.

Nah, your argument against Kev has no merit.

Posted by: RasputinsLiver


9:18 & 9:26--

Kevin is in Vegas because he's being PAID to host New Year festivities. Where *I* see "hypocrisy" is that when he's being a stay-at-home dad, you bitch about what a "deadbeat" he is, but when he's out WORKING (you WISH you could make fifty grand in a night just for showing up, spinning a few tunes, and drinking a couple of shots!) then you bitch about THAT, too. THAT is the absolute DEFINITION of *hypocrisy*.

Britney partied a hell of a lot more than "six days". Just because they showed some of the "lows" doesn't mean they showed everything...and speaking of, is this, like, your FIRST time here? Because if you read this blog of claptrap nonsense that X-17 puts out, you KNOW that Britney is out nearly every single night. She doesn't even make show of TRYING to retire semi-early (by "early" for her, I mean before three in the morning) on the two nights before she gets visits from her kids.

One of the websites...TMZ or Dlisted or something actually broke down what percentage of Britney's nights she spends partying, aimlessly driving around, and putting on her pap show on the Gas Station Tour '07...it was something like 92.07 % of Britney's nights are spent out and about on the streets of Southern California. So, yeah...you "six nights" theory doesn't really hold up.

Kevin on the other hand doesn't even go out ONCE A MONTH. The only reason he's "out" now is because he knows a paycheck like this is good for the boys. He knows how Britney spends and he is socking away his sale from the proceeds of the house and anything else he can so the boys have a stable future. Although X-17 would have you believe he spends money like water...only BRITNEY is the one photographed spending more then a hundred THOUSAND dollars a month on "clothing and entertainment"...BELIEVE me, due to the fact that obsessive X-17 literally CAMPS OUT at Kevin's house (they had someone there on Christmas DAY for crying out loud) if he was blowing through money, we'd SEE it...JUST like we do with Britney.

Again...hypocrisy, anyone?

Posted by: EA


You're doing amazing?!!! What fucking planet do you live on? And her parents are doing EXACTLY what parents do when they have a child with addictions who doesn't get help. They step back to wait...
I can't believe you would say she's doing AMAZING... that's truly fucked up. And grow up. This is NOT what you do when your marriage falls apart. (Maybe you go on a bender for a bit..) BUT SHE'S LOST HER KIDS YOU IDIOT. I think she took the woe is me thing a little too far if this is the case. She is a classic case of mental instability. She pretty much is CRYING OUT FOR HELP BY HER ACTIONS. She will hit rock bottom. Let's hope that you won't encourage her by telling her that she's doing amazing while she's on her way spiraling down down down.

Posted by: Anonymous


Hahahahahaahahaahaaa.....sheeeeeeeeeit!

9:31 Elle, you are too damned funny! Excellent satire! I've seen other posts from you and I always laugh at how you get your satirical jabs at "our girl" Twatney across in such a straight-faced fashion.

All the more funny because of it. Excellent! Just excellent!

Posted by: RasputinsLiver


I have a question for you people who say you don't care about Britney's life. If you care so little about her life, why did you take the time to read that article and then post a comment? If you don't care, then don't read it. I, for one, hope Britney can turn her life around this year.

Posted by: Kristen


I have a question for you people who say you don't care about Britney's life. If you care so little about her life, why did you take the time to read that article and then post a comment? If you don't care, then don't read it. I, for one, hope Britney can turn her life around this year.

Posted by: Kristen


illiterate hypocrite...

i left out one word in my 8:53 post, an easy word - the word 'LIKE'...

if you lack the cognative ability & functioning gray matter to simply 'FILL IN THE BLANK' then perhaps your intelligence is on par w/SHITNEY's. judging by how you spelled the word 'ridiculous' i'd say that's a safe leap of judgment to make. As for your stupid question, why don't you answer it on your own since you CLAIM to dislike SHITNEY yet are here yourself.

finally, you need to stop OBSESSING over me because i don't give a rat's ass about you or your 'REDICULAS' opinions on what i write.

IGNORE MODE activated...

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


EA you just outed yourself as Jglad you pathetic little fairy boy, you should be more careful

Posted by: Anonymous


9:43 Kristen & other Britards...

...I think 7:02 AM said it best. Check that person's post above.

Thanks so much.

Posted by: RasputinsLiver


9:35 -- here goes the exagerration!!! So partying for 6 days, (and by the way the children where with K-fed for half of those 6 days), is making a career of it. Get real !!!
K-fed was doing MORE partying than Britney back then, she may have gome out a total of 6 days, K-fed was out clubbing everyday, Britney's children were not with him. And he was not looking after his other two kids, he was in Vegas!
And to be fair K-fed really doesn't make a career of anything except sitting in his house doing nothing all day long while the nanny takes care of his kids. He's a lazy bastard!!
While Britney was getting a divorce, taking care of her children, and making an album, in the same amount of time what exactly did K-fed do, NOTHING(and this guy has 4 children to support, but he decided that that wasn't a important enough reason to get a JOB). Instead this deadbeat, DAD did nothing but party and wait for the cheques to come rolling in.

Posted by: Anonymous


I'm a no life fat assed faggot & I *blog* about a pop-star all day long

Posted by: Justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


Jglad so far today is EA, Rasputinsliver, P and several anonymous. Has to respond to every post. Do you sleep or work. Something wrong.

Posted by: Anonymous


Hey! me too!

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


me three !!

Posted by: EA


Step up, take control and be able to kiss your boys goodnight...EVERY NIGHT.
Happy New Year, hun...it's up to YOU.

December 31, 2007 6:42 AM - Britneychoosesdeath

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your post made me soooo sad! :( let's all hope she has an epiphany tonight & takes some SOLID steps towards turning her upside down life in the right direction.

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


9:49 you weird little troll, JGlad and *I* are NOT the same person, as evidenced by the fact that on NUMEROUS occasions, we have posted at the exact. same. time.

God almighty, I can't imagine being *SO* stupid that you assume anyone who can use the bold or italic function is the same person.

However...I could certainly do worse than being called JGlad, since I happen to think he/she is *fabulous* and I adore that he/she never lets you MORONS get her down!

Let's see...so now I've been called Shar, Kevin, Kevin's MOM, Kevin's STEP mom, Kevin's lawyer, and JGlad.

How sad that the Britiots can't accept the fact that the "haters" are just THAT numerous and varied! And hilarious that they think because THEY use multiple aliases and personalities that everyone ELSE must do so as well. Poor, pathetic, disillusioned little Britiots. Saving money for their big "party" when Britney (coughcoughcough) "gets her kids back" (coughcoughcough).

Posted by: EA


yes, I am a *fairy* but I am a very pretty RAINBOW *one* =) like my smiley faces ????? I like missles up my pooter !!! Justin dodged & up my POOOTER it went *smile*

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


hey meeeee toooo Jus .... *ahhhhh* missles & pooters & pooooooters & missles.

Posted by: EA


WHORE!

Posted by: Anonymous


Me...uh..three...no...um..

...whatever....

Posted by: RasputinsLiver


Britney is a people magnet it doesn't matter if its negative or postive she's still number one.

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ken you deluded britard it most certainly DOES MATTER.

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


me four? ;)

Posted by: P


I'm a chubby white boy, and my life revolves around Britney Spears. Yes I know that may sound pathetic, but hey it's *important* work *puffing up my chubby chest* I makes me more of a man !!! Still, i like it in the pooooooter cuz I am a fairy boy but I do still have a penis. Yep a little penis, that's what my Mommy called it, my little peen.

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


That Jglad is sick answering his/her own post which is obvious. You need as much help as Britney. I will never come to this site again. SICKO/WHACKO

Posted by: Anonymous


Ah, give it up EA, 9:58...

the Britards in their paranoia delusional state can't accept there are many out here in the real world who think similarly about their false, fallen idol.

They gotta believe it's only one person posting on here that loathes their Twat-Twat.

Fuck 'em. They wanna believe it's all one person, who the hell cares. It just proves to us that they're as whacked as their Cuntney is.

.

Posted by: RasputinsLiver


my little peen, see how it sounds like my little pony ??!! *smile* love love love them!!! They are rainbow colored, like my bumper sticker "honk if you 'like'(ahem) rainbows" well back to work on my Brit research, I know all you gauys are waiting for my next post because you love love love meeeeee! =)

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


10:03 lmfao

Posted by: Anonymous


She has changed drastically!! FOR THE POSITIVE
If she didn't care about her kids, she would not have gone to rehab, she would not be drug free.
She has left the clubbing, and the partying behind. I think in a few short months she has done a complete change of behaviour. She is 100% focused on her children, they are her priority!

Posted by: christina


It's quite sad to see her w/pretty hair & skin, looking fresh & vibrant, only to break down, deteriorate - & keep on deteriorating. A new year, a new start?

December 31, 2007 6:46 AM - Anonymous

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goodness let's hope so!!! i couldn't believe the STORY the pictures told all by themselves... it was the same thing w/anna nicole.

i had a friend who worked for PEOPLE & she layed out all of these pics over the course of anna's life after she DIED too. her tragic spiral downward into alcohol & drug abuse also came to life through the sad pictures.

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


Christina 10:16!

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaahahahaaaa!!!

Another person posting excellent satire!

I love it! Too, too funny, girl!

Thanks for the guffaws!

.

Posted by: RasputinsLiver


RasputinsLiver--

Hell, I know...and truth be told I could, much like the concern Britney shows for her kids, give two craps on a cracker what these deluded morons think.

However, I just *HATE* that X-17 is so damn cheap/lazy, they won't implement a DECENT comment system. If, like on the "real" blog sites, one had to authenticate their comments or register a username, we wouldn't have these problems with people posting ridiculous drivel under my name, JGlad's name, your name, etc.

Of course, they score advertisers based ON the number of comments, so of course they won't do something, no matter HOW ethical or necessary, to benefit the readers who make them their money...

Posted by: EA


Pic 11 is just downright scary. Really, X17 do we need this so early in the morning? It's a Shitney overdose. I need coffee. Lot's of coffee.

December 31, 2007 6:53 AM - Anonymous

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! yeah that's funny...

'P' said that was a good one for the family album. she actually looks like my aunt in that pic - when my aunt was 9 months preggers & ready to burst, lol!

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


all my friends are fag hags, cuz like I said I like peen (missles *wink wink*) up my pooter. I love Cher & Barbra & Liza. I used to like Brit but my Mommy said no no not her she is a bad bad girl!!!! You stay away from her with your little peen. What's funny (not ha ha but odd *wink*)is I have really fat little fingers but a skinny little penis. Go figure *sigh* =)

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


Ahhh...*wipes a tear away fondly* The memories...

LOL Keep it up Shitney !!!...I need some news to keep me entertained at work :)

Posted by: ErinM


YOU SHOULD HAVE CALLED THIS ARTICLE:

HOW TO BECOME A FAT WASHED UP LOSER IN 3 YEARS OR LESS

step 1:

Pick up some loser that doesn't have a job, and make sure he has a pregnant girlfriend at home. That should help to build a solid foundation of LIES and LOWLIFE BEHAVIOR.

Posted by: Jacqueline


Ahhhhh, that's what i say when I get a MiSsLe up my pooooooter!!!! *wink wink* =)

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


Agreed, EA.

There's no problem of that on the Slate.com site I post on.

But hey, it is what it is and I tried last night and the night before to tell the dumbass Britards they're crawlin' up the wrong wall with that jive, to no avail.

I'm not gonna waste my time with them anymore other than to make caustic, humorous comments regarding their ill-spent idolatry of their Fuckney.

Posting here and elsewhere's not a thing I take seriously. It's just something to do, a light distraction in between the work I'm doing on the computer.

Ha! Besides, who could avoid enjoyin' the utter meltdown of somebody so deserving of a serious comeuppance?

.

Posted by: RasputinsLiver


yeah EA...

it's no use, the BRITARDS ARE PSYCHOTIC DELUSIONALS like their false idol shitney...

did you see my 8:27, 8:28 & 8:29 posts...? CHECK THEM OUT!!! they show the EXTREMES the BRITARDS will go to, to protect their fallen idol.

honestly, i''ve come to realize that they are even MOREPATHETIC than shitney could ever be herself!!

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


HOW TO BECOME A FAT WASHED UP LOSER IN THREE YEARS: Dedicate your life to blogging about a has-been pop*star* ... Im a man baby ! (who likes it up the ol' pooooter!!) *smile* =)

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


comeuppance comeuppance, too easy but what the hwey, I spend my days posting on a tweener site...
comeuppance, is what I say when I'm getting it up my poooooter love the *cum* part .... *wink wink*

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


isn't it FUNNY that the person who's IMPERSONATING JGlad not only thinks that being gay is a serious insult (HOMOPHOBE!) but also seems to have (ahem) *intimate* awareness of practically every SINGLE gay stereotype in *existence*...?

I rest my (closet!) case... ; ^ )

Posted by: EA


Step 2:
After stealing him away from the pregnant lady,
Do ALOT of drugs with him...lots of partying....making sure you have NOTHING in common, except partying, and fucking. Make sure both parties love to get high, and make sure you are SO RETARDED that you actually believe you are in love, when really, you are just in love with partying with each other. If you are not yet that retarded, just do some more drugs, you'll get there sooner than you think:)

Posted by: Jacqueline


ErinM 10:23...

...hahahahahaa! Exactly!

"News" of Crackney's shenannigans each day is just the excellent antedote to the less exciting work we do while on these machines.
.

And Jaqueline 10:27, that was great. I think you're really onto something there!

Maybe you can contact Twitney's people to suggest..er...sugg..uh...oh yeah...that's right. She ain't got no more..."people".

Hahahahahaahaha!

Posted by: RasputinsLiver


EA, honey !!! no insult intended. I love being queer ! and so do you , rite? Cum out of the closet with me !!! We can play "rainbow" games & hide the *MiSsLe* (ahem) love love love you EA ! =)

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


Step 3: Allow yourself to become impregnanted by some loser who does too many drugs and doesnt have a job...because being a drug-using loser yourself, thats how you roll.

Posted by: Jacqueline


Rasp(ie) you can cum too big boy !!! Bigger the MiSsLe the better *wink wink* =)