if there are two bigger media whores than these two, I don't know who they are

YAY...Britney looks like she had a fantastic birthday. She deserves it!

Two classless peas in a pod...go figure.

Reunied and it feels so good! I just want Britney to get her life back together. Its been a year since the split from Kfed and all that other drama. Time to get it together now.

Quick, quick! Somebody guess the total number of STDs found within that group...I guess 210!

Reunied and it feels so good! I just want Britney to get her life back together. Its been a year since the split from Kfed and all that other drama. Time to get it together now.

hahah history just repeated she will be in rehab agiain in a few dayz lol

cant x17 fix the eyes in the pictures

Does anyone really care???

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She made it to her birthday? Wow.
Two skanks in a pod.

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NINTH!!!! Happy Birthday Brit!

oh im just waiting to see more pics of either paris' vag or britneys...
come on brit birthday pics dont fail me

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what a skank.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITNEY.

kellz @ 9:15..... LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO

Happy birthday Brit! Love ya!

Wow, that is so sad! Only 4 people and a child showed up for her birthday. LOL
Pathetic!!!!

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY BDAY
BRITNEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
LOVE U
GOOD LUCK

Well it was her birthday. Hope she had a happy one. Now get down to business and work on your life as much as you party.

Happy Birthday Britney!!!!!!

Ohhhhh no god no no no, NOT PARIS again... what a bad media ho.

Nice, Brittney looks like a fudge blister sucking on her cancer stick. She's o freaking greasy she has to light her sick stick at arms distance so she doesn't ignite her dripping cellulite.

o lordy ... and down the broken spiral again she will go.

Happy Birthday Lov Ya. hav a good day xxxxxxxx

Paris will show up anywhere for a photo op. Did Sean and Jayden attend the party?

o lordy ... and down the broken spiral she goes again!!!

Happy Birthday Britney
God x17, even i know how to fix the red eye in pics, im sure a big website like you could do it.
I wonder what she is going to do later tonight.

alisha: she does what she wants so fuck you poor girl :) it's you that is pathetic : you 're just obssesed by her and you always waiting for more pics of her :)!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITNEY HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY AND A GREAT YEAR :)!! FRANCE LOVE YOU!

nice coke face. she is so obvious. her mouth and nostrils are frozen together!

Hahahahaha!
Britney's b-day party with her only 3 freinds.

HAPPY BDAY
CONGRATULATIONS
PARABÉNS
FELIZ ANIVERSÁRIO
QUE DEUS TE ILUMINE SEMPRE...
GOOD LUCK
WE LOVE YOU

PARENTAL ADVISORY:

a canned ham named al keeps trying to make us laugh, but just doesn't have the comic "chops" to get the job done.

BOO.

just keepin' it fake.

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PARENTAL ADVISORY:

a canned ham named al keeps trying to make us laugh, but just doesn't have the comic "chops" to get the job done.

BOO.

just keepin' it fake.

How touching, when two media whores can come together!!!

I just checked Billboard.com and Britney's CD is now ranked 41st, down from 23rd, and its only been out 4 weeks! This demonstrates that miss BS is a has-been, just like Lindsay Lohan

No wonder Paris is laughing. Lindsay and Britney have ruined careers in music and film, while Paris is still a blood-member of the Hilton Hotel Family.

Ah....to be born rich...winning the DNA lottery...

Happy Birthday Britney! May the year ahead be your best ever ......

The epitome of the word "pig". Usually with birthdays you mature into a responsible adult who recognizes that they have responsibilities, i.e.; children to raise. This retard regresses into childish behavior and displays of mental inactivity.

Dear x17,

How much does Britney pay you?

Congratulations Britney!!!
The best popstar ever at only 26 y!
Love you for ever! Take care of you!
You´r so special and entertaining.

Dear x17,

How much does Britney pay you?

Has anyone notice that who ever hangs out with PARIS career falls apart???

Didn't think the cunt would live this long......

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9:30 the first

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

so basically she could only find 5 people to come to her party? lol.

WATCH OUT THE 2 HOLLYWOOD WHORES TOGETHER IT SMELLS LIKE FISH

Just go ahead and die you broken has been crack ho. "We love you, I love you, Happy Birthday". She dont care what you think, she just want to party all the time, party all the time.

So happy to see you and Paris together!
Show us that u can act like adults and stay sober 28 days/month!

I AM SURE THAT YOU WILL RETURN TO THE BIG THING!!
YOU ARE DOING EVERYTHING VERY WELL!!
YOU ARE A PERFECT BRITNEY!!
ALWAYS I WILL SUPPORT YOU!
YOU ARE A GOOD PERSON AND A GOOD MOTHER ..!

FORGET THE WHOLE SHIT THAT SAYS THE PRESS!!

ALONE SOUND YOU WILL LIE!

I LOVE YOU BRIT!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

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Isn't smoking supposed to help make you thin? Why is Britney still so fat? She is the grossed ugly, dirty cow I have ever seen. She is the new Anna Nicole. And that fat, hairy sidekick Sam from the Taliban is beyond tragic.

I cannot wait until this skank is back in rehab so X17 can focus on something else for awhile.

Miss your kids FATSO??

P.S. Your CD sucks and no one bought it!! Hahahahahahahaha!!!

Once again, she looks like a $2 hooker. Not one ounce of class....

Just Curious,
X17 pays Britney!

ESTOY SEGURO DE QUE REGRESARÁS A LO GRANDE!!

ERES ÚNICA!

ESPERO QUE LO HAYAS PASADO GENIAL AYER!

ESTÁS HACIENDO TODO MUY BIEN!!

ERES PERFECTA BRITNEY!!

SIEMPRE TE APOYARÉ!

ERES UNA BUENA PERSONA Y UNA BUENA MADRE..!

OLVIDATE DE TODA LA MIERDA QUE DICE LA PRENSA!!

SOLO SON MENTIRAS!

te amoooo!

I LOVE YOU BRITNEY!!

That´s why she hires a hotelroom. Wonder what they do inside? Alli has a new boyfriend.

I LOVE YOU BRITNEY!!

What is she thinking holding a glass of wine when she knows shes being photographed? Didn't she go to rehab? Has anyone ever known it to be ok to drink after rehab?

BRIT..YOU ARE THE BEST!!

JUST JARED:
Britney’s Birthday Scanadanavian Style
Sun, 02 December 2007

Britney Spears celebrates her birthday into the wee hours of the night at The Scandinavian Style Mansion event at a private residence on Sunday in the exclusive enclave of Bel Air, Calif.

Britney turns 26 today. Hope she got a more fabulous birthday cake at home!

Brit wore a slinky black minidress, purple panties, a white fur-trimmed jacket and YSL Tribute platform shoes.

Also Pictured: ‘cousin’ Alli Sims, Diamond Entertainment owner Claus Hjelmbak and BFF Sam Lufti.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BRITNEY!!!!!!!!!

JUST JARED:
Britney’s Birthday Scanadanavian Style
Sun, 02 December 2007

Britney Spears celebrates her birthday into the wee hours of the night at The Scandinavian Style Mansion event at a private residence on Sunday in the exclusive enclave of Bel Air, Calif.

Britney turns 26 today. Hope she got a more fabulous birthday cake at home!

Brit wore a slinky black minidress, purple panties, a white fur-trimmed jacket and YSL Tribute platform shoes.

Also Pictured: ‘cousin’ Alli Sims, Diamond Entertainment owner Claus Hjelmbak and BFF Sam Lufti.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BRITNEY!!!!!!!!!

brit is very beautiful!!!

But who´s the 6:th guy at right in pic nr. 5 ???

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRIT !

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, THE SWEETEST WOMAN ON EARTH!!!

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She could have washed her hair..at least

BRIT YOU ARE MY LIFE!!!

just curious 9:40

PLEASE don't bother yourself, no one can explain how much exactly!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRIT !

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, THE SWEETEST WOMAN ON EARTH!!!

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I know plenty of 26 y/os who are vice presidents within major corporations and who lead extremely responsible lives. Then we have Britney, who can't drive without hitting someone or something, can't keep her kids due to lack of interest in them, can't maintain her career due to lack of talent and refusal to promote her album through a tour or interviews, and someone who has to leave their home to party in a hotel since their home is so filthy it would be an embarrassment for others to go there. Lovely.

Let's hope 26 is a turnaround year for you Brit.

Five people to celebrate the birthday of this wonderful person. She should have kept her celebration private. It would have been less humilating than this joke. Doesn't say much for the big "star" Britney Spears, the only attendee's to her 26rh birthday are Paris, Sam, Ali and that other guy.:)

BRIT IS SO HOT!

brit is perfect!!

i love you!

She needs Rudolph back, at least he and stylist made her look presentable.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRIT !

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, THE SWEETEST WOMAN ON EARTH!!!

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Britney gets uglier by the day. Compared to her, Paris looks like a supermodel. Brit's face is looking more and more like a Halloween pumpkin and god knows why she won't fix that rat-infested mess of hair and weave. Jesus, what a wreck.

This is the best she could do?

BRIT COME TO SPAIN!!

WE LOVE YOU!

BRIT YOU ARE PERFECT!!
BRIT YOU ARE PERFECT!!
WE LOVE YOU!
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How could someone this rich look so fucked up?

BRITNEY LUCE MEJOR QUE NUNCA!

:)

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X17
You couln't of found the worst pics to post! Jeeze Brit,Brit looks awful and way older that 26...Paris looks skank too....EEEWWWWW!

At least you have to give credit to X17 for one thing. Even THEY wouldn't say she looked "cute" this time.

Happy birthday. Make this year a good year OR ELSE! mwa ha ha ha ha ha!

Paris gets paid to show up at events, what'd you pay her Brit-Brit?

BRIT YOUR COMEBACK IS COOMING SOON!

10:05 It's Britney Bitch

They only had so much to work with.

CONGRATULATIONS BRITNEY, ON YOUR 26TH BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!! :) I HOPE THIS WILL BE A WONDERFUL AND FABULOUS EVENING FOR HER, LIKE IT SEEMED TO BE YESTERDAY! :)

Love, Sanna

Please, go to Spain, go to Brazil, go somewhere you messed up piece of lard.She looks like she's a 36 year old barfly.

BRIT GO TO SPAIN.

THEY LOVE YOU!

happy birtday brit!

Yeah, she HATES all the pap attention. That's why they are standing on the balcony.

BITY LOOKS REALLY PRETTY!

I LOVE YOU!

X17 you couldn't of found the worst pics to post! Brit,Brit looks awful & way older than 26...and Paris looks the skank too...

Couldn't Britney have at least TRIED to cover up her zits?? And maybe she could have done SOMETHING with her hair?? Oh wait that's right, SHE NEVER DOES!!

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BRITNEY, YOUR COME BACK IS COMING SOON, JUST SIT THERE AND WAIT FOR IT. BETTER YET PARTEEE.

10:02 "Brit you are perfect"

So, how exactly is she perfect?
Losing custody of your children is perfect?
Going to rehab 3 times then continuing to party anyway is perfect?
Not having a relationship with your family is perfect?
Shaving your head then showing off a nasty weave is perfect?
Wow, you have a very interesting definition of perfect!

10:13 - you don't sit and wait for a comeback, you MAKE IT HAPPEN. Geez, her fans are as dumb as she is...

brit is the best!

X17 is definitely paid by the past princess of pop to write these ridiculous stories. The has been is posing on the balcony specifically for X17. This is garbage trying to promote garbage and in the end it will never work out.

I think this is one of the few genuine friendships Britney has in her life. I've never heard Paris imply anything except Britney is a good person w/ a big heart & a loving mother.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITNEY!! Surround yourself w/ good people!

10:15 Do you not recognize sarcasim? Her fans and herself apparently belief she is so wonderful, all she has to do is sit back and wait for her return. DUH

How is it possible to make so much money and still always look like you your whole outfit cost less than $25?

Well if Paris said she is a good person w/a big heart & a loving mother, we have all been wrong and the commish doesn't know what he is talking about. If P says it, it must be true.

yes!

for me shi is perfect!!

she make mi happy!

BRIT IS THE Nº1!!

Ah two has beens have found eachother again, now they can flash there vagina again. You gotto get attention somehow

SHE IS WEARING UNDERWEAR!!!!

OMG!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITNEY SPEARS I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE GORGEOUS. JUST STAY OUTTA TROUBLE XOXO

Hey dumbass, your 15 minutes were up 15 minutes ago! Go back to the swamp (Louisiana) you freaking troglodyte. Your voodoo has become doodoo and you aint got no hair no more!

BRITNEY I LOVE YOU!

Who is grabbing Brits arm??

This perfect woman has lost her childrn, her career, shaved her head and can't explain why, has two homes, filthy from what we read and lives in a hotel. This perfect person seems to be unable to abide by the simplest of laws, can't drive a vehicle with her children in it. Flashes her privates on numerous occasions, failed rehab on three attempts. Perfect my ass.

She looks like a dragqueen,but i do feel sorry for her that she can't accept that she's over. It must be hard for her.

Love the pictures, Britney looks so pretty. I was just on TMZ and they say Parisite ditched Britney,looks more like Britney shut the car door in Parasites face. Bwahahaha

happy birthday brit. my bday is tomorrow :]

Paris, we know you are the queen of hair extensions, could ya please please help her?

BRITNEY HAS AIDS

PARENTAL ADVISORY:

a canned ham named al keeps trying to make us laugh, but just doesn't have the comic "chops" to get the job done.

AND AL LIVES WITH HIS MOMMY !

just keepin' it fake.

BRITNEY HAS AIDS

Wow, she must feel really good about herself. Lets count all the reasons:
1) You spent your Birthday in a Hotel room with no family.
2) No one came that was not on the payroll, except a pity visit from Paris Hilton.
3) Shitney's idea of entertainment was to watch the paparazzi from her balcony.

You must start to think you have hit rock bottom when you look around at your Birthday Party and no one is there... and the people that are there are being paid to be there, except Paris Hilton. Why Paris went is a mystery. Were they sharaing secrets on valtrex?

Love Britneys jacket.

BRIT...YOU ARE THE ONLY!!

YOU ARE INCREDIBLE AND FABOLOUS!

Honestly Alli looks better! I´ve never thought that before.

Giacamo Ginherpules

Paris gets paid to show up at events, even the smallest ones. Bet Brit paid her to be there. Paris will do anything for a buck.

Even when I was away in the service, I wasn't horny enough to put it in her skank mouth.

Geez.........who cares!!! What was the point of the crotch shot, X17???? Why do those 2 freaks have sunglasses on indoors at night???? I heard Paris before midnight and wasn't even there for Shitney's actual birthday.

Geez.........who cares!!! What was the point of the crotch shot, X17???? Why do those 2 freaks have sunglasses on indoors at night???? I heard Paris left before midnight and wasn't even there for Shitney's actual birthday.

BRIT&PARIS ARE THE BEST!

BRIT IS SO PERFECT!

To the idiot who says Brit must pay x17 to write this stuff, where is your proof? If you don't want the truth go to the TMZ Jerry Springer bash site to get your daily scoop of lies.

MY soul that fragile , innocent child in me .
So Precious
Love :)

Sam
Alli
Paris
That guy
That other guy

Britney's guest list----priceless

she looked like shit...as always

26!!! I thought she was only 21 or 22 because of her immaturity. She really needs to grow up and act her age.

BRIT LOOKS INCREDIBLE!

ETs , spirits?
The very same so powerless , so so stinking dead shit.
No Thanks!
Love :)

ALL WANT A PIECE OF HER!

BRIT ROCKS!

In the first pic theire smiles are so lookalike.

Astral life?
Cheep "enlightment" for losers.
How destructive for body and psyche.
No Thanks!

She had 3 candles on her birthday cake, that says a lot. She wants to be Sean and Jayden's buddy not their mom.

First of all Britney..nice greasy nasty hair! Wash your extensions or do something with it like pay someone like Ken Paves to do it and make it look presentable. You know you can take some of the money that you spend on your Starbucks drinks that is blowing your fat ass up and do it and get some Proactiv!!! Nice zits on your face and chin. You are a gross pig better yet go take care of your children you loser@!!!

If I didn't know her age, I would think it was her 40th birthday.

BRIT IS THE BEST PERSON AND SINGER OF THE WORLD!

10.28 first,
she said to Matt Lauer in a Dateline intervju: "I´m NOT perfect, i´m human."

Britney is a fat trashy whore.
her legs are so fat, like tree trunks
Happy 46th birthday slut, you look twice your age old ugly hag

why does she insist on wearing clothes that are two sizes too small for her? It actually makes her look heavier than she really is. I SOOOO wish that the "what not to wear" team would ambush her one day....

BRITNEY I LOVE YOU!

What is that on the right side of her chin. My god it has been there for the last three months. Permzit? How long does it take a zit to go away? I'd be seeing a doctor about that.

10:44 - please pay attention if you're going to address specific posts. I believe that 10:28 was addressing all of the fans on here who keep saying "Britney's perfect" - they are the ones you should be addressing with Britney's "I'm human" response....

SHE STILL HAS NO TAGS ON THE FRONT OR REAR OF HER CAR!!!!.KEVIN HAVE THE (P.I.), THATS FOLLOWS HER AROUND FOR YOU, CALL THE POLICE ON HER, NEXT TIME SHE LEAVES THE HOUSE.TO ALL OF YOU "PAPS", YOU SHOULD CALL THE POLICE YOURSELF, AND GET THE EXCLUSIVE PHOTO!!!!.THAT'S WORTH ($500K)!!!!.AND IF SHE HAS NO SEATBELT, AND THE DOG IN HER LAP,THATS ANOTHER ($500K). DAMN THATS A LOT OF MONEY, FOR ONE PHOTO!!!.

James, you need to get out more.

at least she had on underwear....

Another foot longer, that dress would have looked nice.

happy bday britney!!!!!
i love you so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
britney birntye birntye
we love you!!! :D:D

britney the besstt!!

10:44 first You are a sick, sick person. Get help. Fast.

BRIT I LOVE YOU!

Hey cristian, who's birntye?

i'm more concerned with that outfit paris is wearing. WTF is that?!?!?!?!?!?!? and where is her "boy"friend.

9:45 Taylor
You're hilarious!

GIMME MORE BRIT!

YOU ARE DELICIOUS!

HAPPY 26th BIRTHDAY BRITNEY.
HAPPY 26th BIRTHDAY BRITNEY.
HAPPY 26th BIRTHDAY BRITNEY.
HAPPY 26th BIRTHDAY BRITNEY.
HAPPY 26th BIRTHDAY BRITNEY.
HAPPY 26th BIRTHDAY BRITNEY.
HAPPY 26th BIRTHDAY BRITNEY.
HAPPY 26th BIRTHDAY BRITNEY.

peace... Ü Love you girl.

Happy Birthday Brit!, I deeply love u!.
I wish always the best girl!

The Clitneywhore looks worse than ever!

10:59 You "deeply love her"?? Go get help with 10:44. You two are some sick people.

X17: why don´t you show us pics when Paris accindentally jumped in a car full of strangers?
Where you not there?
(Look at TMZ y´all!)

Miguel - Please seek some help. Deeply love your wife/girlfriend, not someone you only read aboout.

Well, I was preparing to bash her for her stupidity and her hideous birthday outfit but, dang, it's all so pathetic that even I, with my hollow tin chest feel a tinge of pity for her. What a freakin' MESS she's become. UGH, she's just gross. GO TO REHAB (and stay there for a YEAR)!

SO SAD. BRITNEY COULD ONLY GET A FEW PEOPLE TO COME TO HER 26TH BIRTHDAY PARTY, AND "ALL" ARE PAID HELP THAT WILL TURN ON HER WHEN THE MONEY IS RIGHT! SAM LUFTI IS PURE SCUM, ALLI IS AN ENABLER WHO IS ONLY CONNECTED TO BRIT SO SHE CAN START HER OWN POP CAREER. AND BRITNEY HAS TO PAY THEM TO KEEP THEM AROUND. THEN THERE IS PARIS HILTON, THET ONE THAT GOT BRITNEY TO FLASH HER CROTCH THE FIRST TIME WHICH LED TO BRITNEY'S FALL IN THE MEDIA EVEN MORE. OF COURSE WE KNOW THAT PARIS CAN'T BE TRUSTED, SHE WILL ALWAYS TURN ON BRIT AND LAUGH BEHIND HER BACK. AND THAT IS ALL BRITNEY HAS LEFT IN HER LIFE FOR "FRIENDS", HOW SAD. YEARS AGO, THE WHOLE WORLD WOULD HAVE PARTIED WITH BRITNEY, AND IT WOULD HAVE BEEN HUGE, MANY CELEBRITIES (REAL ONES), FAMILY, THE MUSIC INDUSTRY, TELEVISION WOULD HAVE THROWN PARTIES ON TV, AND IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A MAJOR EVENT. BUT NOW, JUST FOR OR FIVE LOSERS (HANGERS ON), THAT ARE NOT HER FRIENDS AT ALL BUT USERS AND ABUSERS. SO SAD FOR BRIT. NO BABIES NOW SINCE THEY HAVE BEEN TAKEN AWAY, HER CD IS BOMBING (41 ON THE CHARTS NOW ONLY AFTER 4 WEEKS), AND SHE IS PROBABLY GOING TO LOSE HER BABIES COMPLETELY SOON. AND SHE HAS RUN EVEYONE OUT OF HER LIFE THAT CREATED HER CAREER AND DID CARE ABOUT HER. NOW SHE HAS SAM AND ALLI ONLY. AND YOU KNOW THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT HER AT ALL. ALL OF THIS BY THE AGE OF 26. POOR BRITNEY IS REALLY OVER! AND SHE DID THIS "ALL" BY HER OWN SELFISH GREED, NARSASSITIC WAYS AND STUPPIDITY. SHE HAS GONE FROM THE TOP DOWN TO THE BOTTOM ALL BY HERSELF. SHE IS OVER!

I LOOOOOOOOVE the white jacket!!!!!!!

It looks like Paris and Britney are trying too hard to enjoy each other.

I love that they're friends. 2 of the cutest gals around. Happy Bday Brit!

Big money is really some kind of poison, for some people.

Brit Brit Spears celebrated her 26th early yesterday at the
Scandinavian Mansion of Style party with her only friends, Alli Sims and Sam Lutfi. Paris Hilton and Sharon Stone were also there, but I'm pretty sure they were there for that Scandinavian shit.

Britney looks gorgeous as ever with hair by Brillo Pad, coat by tacky and dress by barf. Couldn't they take the damn cake out of the box? At least ,it's not a Devil Dog cake. She's probably saving that for tonight.

Happy Barfday you crazy bitch! What do you think she wished for? I'm guessing she wished for her kids to be turned into two gigantic frapps. That would be the ultimate.

dlisted hahaha lmao

The fur on that Wayne Newton-type jacket looks REAL. That pile of crap. Someone oughta skin HER for HER pelt. Oh, wait, no one on earth would want it.

Paris is probably thinking she should have asked for more money.

Happy B-Day Brit!
She looks Fab and with over a million units sold, worldwide, and half in the Us, after only one month and one single, critically acclaimed and a hUGe hIt WITH fans, things are looking up!

If she's going for the Elvis 'look' she's doing a pretty good job of it.

TWO UGLY WHORES IN A BALCONY??? great show lol and britney, paris, your underwear is horrible and we dont want to see that anymore, got it? Britney, my advice is to put on a girdle because you are fat. Just until you get that lipo I would recommend you as well...

Notice the way Paris is looking at Shitney's nasty weave? She's asking herself 'is this really worth the publicity I'll get?'

11:12 HaHaHa And what is a devil dog cake?