X17 XCLUSIVE - Brit Travels In Style!

I would love to join the mile high club with her. I would bend her over a chair, spank her butt red and ram my tongue deep in her a**hole while fingering her cl*t. Then I would pump my hard and fast in her P*ssy and blow my wad deep inside her.

"Hot body?" LOL She's short and squat which is why she wears 5" heels to try to look taller. Looks like she can barely get around in them...ahahahaha. She stays close to the bodyguard in case she falls, dumb cow.

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unfortunatly and as always you won't be doing that with brit or any other woman....but you will be yankin off yet again HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Where did Slutney get that wrinkled summer house dress? At the thrift shop?

hideous

She NEVER looks polished or classy. Just a trashy cow with tree stumps for legs, cellulite butt and those shoes are to small for her big ass feet.

ewwwwwwww back fat

Who's callin' the square dance?

Someone give her a comb please. Did she just get out of bed or what.

Salvation army brit learning to walk in her new shoes.

She is pregnant again!

Next she'll be using stilts to try to look taller.....lolol

You can take the girl out of the trailer park........but you CANNOT take the trailer park out of the girl. This family is such a joke!!!!!!
Also, hot body? WTF?

She's sperminated. She wore that hillbilly baglady dress when she was preggers.

Damn there are some jealous bitches on here lol!? To all the pathetic people hating on here if you dont like her why look at pics of her and comment, get a life! Brit looks great as usual!

BS walks like she has Aiden's head lodged up her ass lol

"...hating on her" ahahahaha
Speak correct English --- not broken pigeon English. We're in the USA not some foreign country.

MAH BIG FAT CHUNKY ARMS IS A'HANGIN OUT!!!

MAH BIG FAT CHUNKY ARMS IS A'HANGIN OUT!!!

Thats how they talk downin good 'ol Kentwood...hey Jamie Lynn how you doin?

Thats how they talk downin good 'ol Kentwood...hey Jamie Lynn how you doin?

LOL
MAH NEW TITTIES IS A'HANGIN OUT Y'ALL!

Even KFat looks slimmer...

Even KFat looks slimmer...

MAH PUSSSSSSY IS HANGIN OUUUUUUUT!!!!!

Grain-Fed

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

COME PIGNEY COME SUEY SUEY SUEY OINK OINK OINK!!!

She's trailer trash. Always was, always will be.

Right foot, left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot, left foot, come on slut daddy's waitin, right foot, left foot........

Godammit fix your rat weave!!!

she looks like an old matron, and her hair color is so fake, just like her music.

Is someone gonna tell this fat whore that
wedge heels are so outdated?

Is someone gonna tell these losers that their lame jokes are so outdated?

Jealous of that thing?????
Yeah sure, we are all jealous of this
ugly hag that looks like she is in her 40's already.

Is somone going to tell the britards,
that only 12 year olds use the word "lame"?
But then all Britney fans are around that age. Her bad music appeals to that age group.

It wasn't a joke moron at 3.33, I was serious. Nobody would be seen dead in
those shoes in the year 2009.

Oh yeah, I'm jealous of a low IQ, manless tard with no class no matter how much money she has.
ROFL

Bad music? Britney appeals to a lot of people. Just because you dont like her or her music doesnt mean her music is bad.

And are you kidding me? A lot of people use the word lame. Hate to break it to ya. So your comment = fail

My grandpa said when he was a teenager in the 1950s, they used to use the word "lame." Don't tell me there are old geezers (dirty old men) making comments here. Too funny....

She looks amazing.

She is great

And not only knew that women are pretty high, this is new for mim.Homens that need time.

She is great

And not only knew that women are pretty high, this is new to me. Men who need time.

She is always behind times in style and looking frumpy and chubby.

Great dress Britney. My fav color.

Pregnant by whom? Her Dad? and 4:04 What music are you talking about? She doesn't actually sing, just brings along an overhead recording of over a year agos s**t to her shows.

there will never be convincing to the haters that britney is back for good. she gets a lot of comments and attention because people are still loving her - don't read more into it than that. you fools want to waste your time commenting, go right ahead. the rest of us will be laughing when she proves yet again why she is the queen of pop

I still don't know why they continue to say "hot body" when referring to Britney. Ok, she had a hot body some years back but not anymore. Not saying she is fat, just saying her body is average; definitely nothing there to turn my head. Britney is done and will never back to where she use to be, professionally, physically, and mentally. Trust me, I use to be a big fan of hers and loved her but I am over her now...

She would turn my head...

bit.ly/3riPd

2:01, you're deluded. I like Britney, and I wish her well. But she looks like shit--like she slept in those clothes, and threw on the first pair of shoes she saw. I mean, her hair isn't even combed. Of course, since she lost some of it the other day, it's gonna be a bit ragged. However, I know that she has the potential to look better.

queen

LMAO I love when X does this. Of course she looks like a pile of dog poo, but they spread it on thick. Hope she got her fake hair glued back in. This woman is a walking disaster area. Her tour has been one screw up after another. The only thing dumber than her, is her idiotic fantards. Stupid people shouldn't be allowed to spend money on another Stupid person's porn tour.

KICK KICK KICK MAH WAT WEEEEEEEEEAVE WAVE WAVE MAH WAT WEEEEEEEEEAVE KICK KICK WAVE WAVE KICK KICK!!! HAHAHA

To all you stupid idiots ... you can all keep hating but whether you like it or not BRITNEY IS BACK!!!! Her shows are all sold out and making millions of dollars while you all PATHETIC losers are making minimum wage HAHAHAHA

To all you stupid idiots ... you can all keep hating but whether you like it or not BRITNEY IS BACK!!!! Her shows are all sold out and making millions of dollars while you all PATHETIC losers are making minimum wage HAHAHAHA

To all you stupid idiots ... you can all keep hating but whether you like it or not BRITNEY IS BACK!!!! Her shows are all sold out and making millions of dollars while you all PATHETIC losers are making minimum wage HAHAHAHA

To all you stupid idiots ... you can all keep hating but whether you like it or not BRITNEY IS BACK!!!! Her shows are all sold out and making millions of dollars while you all PATHETIC losers are making minimum wage HAHAHAHA

Shitney wore the hillbilly rag dress when she was knocked up with the FAS kid that looks like her..

Your "queen of pop" lost so much when she got sick..her kids, her career,etc. When the Judge removed her kids from her care you just had to know she needed all kinds of help!!! She and Lindsay Lohan and all the other little sicko stars like them SHOULD BE concentrating on rehab....getting themselves put together!!! Brit-brit needs to work on getting well to be able to raise her kids 7 days a week before doing TOURS!!! For God's sake, forget making millions and making her little fans happy..get your little boys back home WITH YOU, STUPID sicko singer???!!!

QUEEN OF POP

"Queen of Pop" my arse. She's the Queen of Degenerates and Idiots.

Britney Quotes recently:
"MAH PUSSY IS HANGING OUT Y'ALL!"

"ROCK OUT WITH YOUR COCK OUT MOTHERFUCKERS!"

What kind of an idiot talks like that at a public appearance? Britney is washed up. Case closed.

her concert was amazing last night one of the best i ever been too

i dont get why is everybody hating on her like wtf did she ever do to you guys? seriously... obviously you guys dont got a lifeeeeee so u got to hate on brit but go ahead you guys are making her even more famous =]

go brit 2 more days till the concert woo

What kind of moron goes around in public showing off her naked crotch? How come she hasn't been arrested for public indecency and flashing her private parts? Don't they arrest men flashers? hahahaha

11:33 pm poster is a typical Britard fan --- improper English, punctuation, and spelling, undereducated just like their cow goddess.....lolol

"ROCK OUT WITH YOUR COCK OUT MOTHERFUCKERS!"

The Las Vegas tour video

http:// www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnUzh737c-Y&feature=related

I love you losers. The same jokes about us fans. The same comments about Britney. The things 10:44 said are from over 2 years ago. I could use things about ANY celeb that they did/said years ago against them. But I dont know them. Its not my business to talk things that have nothing to do with me.

Britney never personally hurt you. She didn't do something TO MAKE YOU MAD! So who are you to so the same towards her? & 11:40, I believe my comment makes your comment a fail. Good job at trying to make fun of us. Problem is that it didnt work! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Bow down to the Queen!

Britney Spears has had a rough road in Vegas, but there are still reasons to love her

Like Pabst and quiche, vomit and velour, Britney Spears and Las Vegas haven't always mixed so well.

To say that Britney has traveled a bumpy road in Sin City is to ignore potholes big enough for wild game to bathe in.

She's passed out in nightclubs, gotten universally skewered for a roly-poly performance at the MTV Video Music Awards at the Palms, seen her posse tussle with the paparazzi and yawned her way through a House of Blues concert where she pretty much used her fans' ticket stubs as toilet paper.

But you know what, Las Vegas?

Britney Spears is still good for you.

And in honor of her stop at the MGM Grand this weekend, we're going to prove it.

Read on, as we count the ways that Britney is continuing to make the world a better place.

She's no Beyonce, but...

What other females on the pop charts have Britney beat? Certainly not the horribly overwrought Christina Aguilera, who has a better voice to be sure, but not a clue how to use it, and so she over-sings everything, shrieking through her tunes like a cat being fed through a paper shredder, until you're digging at your cochleas with a melon baller.

Kelly Clarkson? She's so boring, we nearly fell asleep simply typing her name. Kelli Pickler? We won't poke fun of her for the same reason we stopped shoving old people down flights of stairs recently: Sure it's a blast, but way too easy. Lily Allen? Apples and oranges. You don't judge "Dumb and Dumber" by how it compares to "Crash," even though the former is more successful at being a lowbrow comedy than the latter is at being a serious drama.

Besides, when it comes to Britney, she's been on a roll for years now. Her breathless, beat-heavy "Blackout" was the best mainstream pop record of 2007, her current disc "Circus" is still more dance floor cotton-candy and even her stab at aping "Ray of Light"-era Madonna, 2003's "In The Zone," reaped its share of killer singles. It's not high art, nor is meant to be: Spears catalog is directed at the pelvis, not the cerebellum.

She makes you feel better ABout yourself

Britney's foibles get so much run for the same reason that reality TV is big: People love watching others makes asses of themselves in a public forum because it makes them feel slightly less guilty for being such losers themselves. So, Britney gets photographed without her panties on, and you, in turn, don't feel quite as bad for being a career Denny's waitress who sweats nicotine and sadness and whose best friend is a sock puppet. Good for you. Now where are those cheese fries, already?

She's a role model for THE YOUNG PEOPLE

So, she drank and smoked while pregnant, drives around with her kid in her lap like it was a Slurpee with hair and has been known to betroth single-celled organisms upon occasion. Big deal. Does this mean she can't be a surrogate parent to your children, a guiding light in hot pants? Answer: no. To wit, for her first movie appearance in coming-of-age classic "Crossroads" -- think "The Graduate," but with plastic boobs -- Spears refused to utter a particular line of dialogue because it had a swear word in it, and she didn't want to set a bad example for the youths of today. How's that for attempting to better one's fellow man? Scoreboard: Britney 1, Gandi 0.

She's given us her soul!

You are a nothing, a nobody, an empty sack of flesh and castrated dreams, until, of course, you get your own fragrance. Then you enter the realm of people who matter, such as Debbie Gibson, David Hasselhoff and Dora the Explorer. Britney first joined such hallowed company when she blessed us with her "Believe" perfume. The fragrance was pitched as a "confident expression of optimism and individuality" and as a "reflection of her soul." So what if it bore the delicate aroma of a yeti on fire, trapped in an Ozzfest port-a-john? What does your soul smell like, my man? Gym socks and air bagels? Relax, buddy, it was a trick question. If you're not down with Brit-Brit, you don't have a soul to being with.

She makes fun of herself better than anyone else does

Ever caught Britney Spears on "Saturday Night Live"? It's like finding a Heineken buried in a bucket of dead puppies. For about a decade now, that show has been a safe haven for anyone allergic to funny, but Spears has been among the rare highlights in recent years, at her best when lampooning her fake breasts, her penchant for lip syncing in concert and everything else people goof on her for.

Basically, Spears has earned the last laugh.

Even if it is on us.

http; // www . lvrj. com/neon/43610067.html

She is looks like a Man

I don't know why people blame K-Fed for knocking Slutney up. It's really more up to the woman to prevent pregnancy. Of course the man has a part in it, but a smaller one as far as prevention goes. But then people in this country aren't known for their smarts like a person from a 3rd world country --- believe it or not.

....or any country! My point is people from a 3rd world country including males, are careful to avoid pregnancy.

Slutney got pregnant right off the bat and had another one right after the first was born. If K-Fed hadn't left her, she'd probably have given birth to four children already.

She DOES NOT have a rockin' bod and she can hardly walk in those ridiculous shoes. Look at how her knees are bent.

love the bodyguard and brit

Slutney wants to be as tall as K-Fed's gorgeous athlete girlfriend, Victoria. Victoria looks good in anything, jeans, you name it. Slutney, however, usually looks like a disaster.

K-Fed's girlfriend Victoria ---- now THERE'S a chick with a HOT body! She makes Britney look like an old bag.

CALL ME!!!

Victoria Prince is a whore, and is living off Britney. She said that kevin takes care of her. Where does Kevin get that money? His famous ex of a wife.

This so called "new mother" to Britney's children really does a good job at using her bf's ex to support her and her lifestyle. Thats just sick.

SHITNEY DONT FLY CASEY WILL DRIVE YOU!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Victoria pretty?

Can only be in game ... and since time is synonymous with beauty?

Victoria pretty?

can only be kidding ... and since height is synonymous with beauty?

Daddy got us a new good mommy. We love her more than old scary mommy. Good mommy lets us go potty. No police. No hospital. Just potty. Love good mommy.

Victoria didn't say Kevin takes care of her. She said he pays for everything, and I guess that's what any boyfriend would do, you know, eating out, entertainment, etc.

What are the Britards so worried about Britney's money for? Didn't she throw away 60 million after she split with Kevin? She won't and can't take care of her own children, so Kevin has to. Why not have Britney pay for their care? Britard fans are dumb.

Victoria is statuesque and looks hot in any outfit with that body. Britney wishes she were tall like her.

Britardney chased Kevin --- he didn't do the pursuing, she did. She got what she deserved, stealing him away from his pregnant girlfriend.

is her bodyguard marred and does anyone knows his age ? how can i get more info of him ? love brit

4:05, Kfat's new gf looks like a horse.

Britney looks great. Get over it. It's pathetic how many of these losers insult Britney for things that aren't even true,.

K-Fed's new girlfriend is sooo cute! Younger and fresher than Britney who looks used up.
lolol

Britney,

I was watching the Stages - Britney Spears DVD where you were talking about the palm reader in Mexico. I think Chapter 10?

More specifically... You were talking about the lines under your pinky.

How many children now?

Sam Wheat: I'm Henry the 8th I am. Henry the 8th I am I am. I got married to the widow next door. She's been married seven times before.

Don't have kids sicko!!
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April 26, 2009 6:28 AM
Posted by: She's Baaacckk ...
So, she drank and smoked while pregnant,

Pigney's diseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeased
Pigney holidays in Mexico=swine flu
Pigney goes to Canada=swine flu
Pigney travel US=swine flu

How is that curse treating you hater?

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New flus like this one can kill healthy people whose own immune reactions overwhelm them.

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Cant sleep, clown will eat me

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I'm SO GLAD THAT YOU ALL KNOQ HER SO WELL UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL
I've seen her upclose and no way is she fat and yes she's a very pretty 27 year old WOMAN not the hot pants teenager she used to be. Let's see all of you HOT BODIES
LMAO

And now she's filmed dancing with her "string" hanging out. Apparently something needs to hang out. She's a slob, plain and simple. Doesn't care. And for those of you who think it's impossible for "it" to hang out, dancer's wear tights with an opening for quick trips to the loo. Entirely possible. Apparently someone doesn't check her before she goes on stage!

Looks like she's doing a Pee Wee Herman dance in those shoes.

Pull my string yall!!!