fat skank

Hope she got a gift certificate for some dermatology from someone!

Pig...This woman is done!

Look at her hair..her face... argh!

She needs to show people her sexyness having sharon stone in her party.. moron!

what a wacko

That's fat to you? You should go worship Amy Whinehouse's body then since that sounds more like your style!

Happy 40th birthday for you Brit !

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1) Half of the pictures she has the "I need a bump" face
2) Nice fake smiling
3) How short is Osama Lutfi
4) Alli is a pig
5) Why is Paris slumming with her?
6) Nice herpe face
7) Did she have an abortion in Vegas, or is she drinking and getting high while pregnant? (Cause that worked out well with the last child)

Two trainwrecks on one pic

WE LOVE HER SO MUCH, LOOKS FINE AGAIN!

CAN NOT WAIT TO BRITNEY'S NEW HOT VIDEO!

WE LOVE YA BRIT, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Man..her hair is so gross... so greasyyyyy... her stupid glasses..everything... I just feel like laughing... can't get lower than that babe!
Someone tells this woman that she looks like a pig?

I can even imagine all kinds of stuff crawling under her stupid outfit... Does she still knows who she is? like.. a human being?

why? why, for the love of god can't someone tell her she looks like total crap. I wouldn't do yard work looking like that. it's embarrasing to keep seeing her running around looking like a strung out crack whore. she's a train wreck from top to bottom.

SHE LOOOOOOKS GREAT
HAPPPPPPY BIRTHDAY BRITNEY
WE LUV U

Of course she was excited and in a good mood, she didn't have the kids and pretend she actually likes spending time with them.
What a crappy mother and human being.
She doesn't deserve children.

How appropriate to leave all that red eye in. It helps to convey what blood sucking demon spawn they are! As always BS looks like a dirty, greasy whore. At least she wore her panties so we didn't have to be exposed to her scarred dried up vadge again.

how come x17 hates on "other celebs" wearing fur... but not britney?

Paris Hilton surely loves it...Look at her fake smiles...Shes walking behind Britney and thinking " Man... This woman is TOTALLY fucked up..."

SKANK

Happy 26th Britney!!! Love You!! :* ;D

Happy Birthday Britney - Much love

Happy 26th Britney!!! Love You!! :* ;D

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Because it's britney 12:38 PM

And Who Brought the old skank bitch sharon stone cold.

It's official: Britney Spears is legally retarded.

She is so dirty, covered in fat and zits, outfit by Dress Barn, glasses are hideous. Hire a stylist!!! Makes $700K+ a month and she looks like THIS??? WTF????

Sam is such a hanger on. You think this TALIBAN could ever get into a club on his own? Not. He is double ugly.

Britney is OVER. Nice fur. Try growing some on your cooch you whore.

shes not fat you idiots, she looks better than most of you

Amazing how much she looks like the girl in the Timberlake made Duran Duran video here.

Paris Punks Britney?

Posted Dec 2nd 2007 11:00AM by TMZ Staff
Filed under: Britney Spears, Paris Hilton
Britney and Paris: Click to watch!Former BFFs and crotchograph compadres, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears, reunited last night at the Scandinavian Style Mansion -- but this time, the only flashing came from photogs!

Although the two walked out together, Britz and her Yeti fur jacket took off for another destination -- while Miss P hopped into her car, put on makeup ... and then ducked back into the party!

Just minutes before it turned Midnight -- officially making it Britney's birthday, Paris either pulled out of popping bubbly with the popwreck, or just wanted to steal some of her spotlight! Either way, happy 26th pal!

she's such a sweet person, you never heard her saying a single BAD WORD to anyone...how can you people be so cruel? she's human, let her be!
Happy birthday, Brit!

peta should have crashed shitney's birthday and threw red paint on her shitty fur.
i can't even lie she looks like complete shit.so freaking gross.her face is so greasy.get this girl a pro-activ subscription.her hair is ratty.with all that money she can afford a better stylist.she is fat, her outfit is tacky and she is partying with the biggest STD skank to ever grace this planet.paris hilton.happy birthday brit brit.cheers to you, you nasty skank.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITNEY! HOPE THERE ARE ONLY SMILES, AND NO TEARS THIS YEAR!!

Fur? Ugh. All I have to say is that hooking up with Paris did her in once and will again if they are actually friends again.

And sadly, freeloading Sam is back. I was hoping he took off for parts unknown.

Brtiney Spears is "definitely pregnant" following a brief fling with a dancer, according to reports today.

The News Of The World's Rav Singh reports Britney is furious news has leaked out of her pregnancy by a dancer known only as Chuck - not music producer JR Totem, as he claimed last week.

The paper's source says, "She's very angry that it has come out like this. She's shocked because the pregnancy is the last thing she needs right now.

"She had a scan last month and only told close friends the result. Even her family were out of the loop."

The source adds that Britney fears her 'happy news' will reflect badly on her attempts to be a mother to two children she's already brough into the world, but managed to lose custody of following the break-up of her marriage to Kevin Federline.

"It doesn't look good, does it? She loses Sean and Jayden and then has a dalliance with someone she hardly knows," they say.

"Brit misses her kids like hell and really wants a cute little girl, but this has happened very suddenly. She gets lonely and needs male attention, so she goes and does silly things. This is a perfect example."

Entertainmentwise

Britney needs to cover up her fat linebacker neck and tree trunk legs.
she looks like a man, so masculine.

OMG ! So much people with nothing to do han? If you don't like her, what the hell that you're doing here?
BYE man !
She's a normal person, just like anyone else and she's living her life !
She looks great, happy, and very sweet , that's all that mathers

12:37

she's not human, she's britney bitch.

Fur? Ugh. All I have to say is that hooking up with Paris did her in once and will again if they are actually friends again.

And sadly, freeloading Sam is back. I was hoping he took off for parts unknown.

To all of the so called people who enter nasty, disgusting and altogether jealous comments! GET A LIFE OF YOUR OWN! It sounds like you think you could do better than these celebrities. I know, you think you could and would, but you couldn't and wouldn't because you would crack under all the nasty remarks that people like you make about you. So, be nice. These celebrities have never done anything to hurt you!

GROW UP!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITNEY!

I read about her exchanging clothes with a complete stranger recently. It looks like she did it again - with a prostitute.

she must be on her knees alot. Look at them they're a mess!

Britney Spears Is Pregnant Again and she May Lose Custody of Her Vagina

WHY AREN'T YOU BLASTING BRIT FOR WEARING FUR LIKE YOU BLASTED JOLIE FOR GOING TO A FUR STORE? YOU MAKE ME SICK X17. IF YOU'RE GOING THE BLAST ONE BLAST THEM ALL YOU SICK BRIT ASS KISSERS. AND WHAT IS THAT SHIT ON BRITS FACE. YUCK.

This was NOT a party for Brit-idiot.....Sharon Stone was throwing a party.....NOT for Brit.....get your FACTS straight or stop lying you idiots.......

READ THIS BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I canNOT STAND Paris Filthyton.
BUT! The fact that she is again hanging around Britney and WILL definitely give her ass up if she's ever subpoenaed by the court, could almost make me not call her herpes whores and sluts when her pic comes up on a site.

Paris will RAT Shitney the fuck out!
Give it some time and you'll see.

she must be on her knees alot. Look at them they're a mess!

12:19 if you think she looks good then you must have very low standards.
not fat???? that bitch is wider than a ten ton trailer home.

Sooo Jealous, I'd have loved to be at this party!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITNEY!!

Close your ass everyone who lose their time to speak bad things about she!...
I loveee Britney And Happy, very happy birthday!!

Britney is having Chucky's baby.

Close your ass everyone who lose their time to speak bad things about she!...
I loveee Britney And Happy, very happy birthday

Close your ass everyone who lose their time to speak bad things about she!...
I loveee Britney And Happy, very happy birthday

Close your ass everyone who lose their time to speak bad things about she!...
I loveee Britney And Happy, very happy birthday

Close your ass everyone who lose their time to speak bad things about she!...
I loveee Britney And Happy, very happy birthday

Close your ass everyone who lose their time to speak bad things about she!...
I loveee Britney And Happy, very happy birthday

Close your ass everyone who lose their time to speak bad things about she!...
I loveee Britney And Happy, very happy birthday

Close your ass everyone who lose their time to speak bad things about she!...
I loveee Britney And Happy, very happy birthday

Close your ass everyone who lose their time to speak bad things about she!...
I loveee Britney And Happy, very happy birthday

Close your ass everyone who lose their time to speak bad things about she!...
I loveee Britney And Happy, very happy birthday

Close your ass everyone who lose their time to speak bad things about she!...
I loveee Britney And Happy, very happy birthday

Close your ass everyone who lose their time to speak bad things about she!...
I loveee Britney And Happy, very happy birthday

Close your ass everyone who lose their time to speak bad things about she!...
I loveee Britney And Happy, very happy birthday

Close your ass everyone who lose their time to speak bad things about she!...
I loveee Britney And Happy, very happy birthday

Close your ass everyone who lose their time to speak bad things about she!...
I loveee Britney And Happy, very happy birthday

Close your ass everyone who lose their time to speak bad things about she!...
I loveee Britney And Happy, very happy birthday

Close your ass everyone who lose their time to speak bad things about she!...
I loveee Britney And Happy, very happy birthday

Close your ass everyone who lose their time to speak bad things about she!...
I loveee Britney And Happy, very happy birthday

paris is gonna hate these pics, since all the focus and limelight are on britney...guess those foney smiles won't pay afterall...

Her outfit looks nice, but she should wear her real hear at this point.

Happy birthday B!

Her outfit looks nice, but she should wear her real hear at this point.

Happy birthday B!

why would anyone be jealous of that piece of shit?
she looks and dresses like a prostitute.
doesn't wear undewear,flashes her nasty snatch,face is full of greasy zits
she's a horrible mother who lost custody of her children to k-fed of all people.
she can't sing or dance. VMA's anyone?
her album did poorly and is off the charts.
she hangs out with enablers like sam and allie and racist dirty fuckers like paris hilton.
yup. i'm real jealous.

According to reports from a party insider, “Aside from going to the party for the free fur jacket that she got along with some platinum jewelery, (Britney) may have had an ulterior motive in going.”

“She arrived with her cousin Alli, manager Sam and a driver, but on her departure it appeared she had also picked up a handsome looking young man who accompanied her back to her hotel,” the source adds.

Happy Birthday, indeed.

Gossip Girls

why won't she quit smoking. It's really disgusting.

I'm jealous...I wish I could spend my birthday with TWO "friends" that I have to pay to hang out with me at the hottest event of the year (the "well-known" Scandinavian Style Mansion). You know an event is A-LIST when Brittny Gastineau is one of the top "celebs" there.

what a gross, fat, pig.

honestly shut the fuck up,stop hating on her,your an outrite low lifee
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What a pair of nobodies.

she has had those same "zits" next to her mouth for quite some time now.....does she have the herp???????

OMG the bitch crashed Sharon Stone's party. LMAO

Paris is no dummy...she knows standing next to Brit makes her look CLASSY!

When guests arrived Saturday night at the Scandinavian Style Mansion, a gorgeous home in Bel Air, Calif., where Sharon Stone was hosting a party to help introduce and integrate popular Scandinavian brands in the U.S., little did they know the night would become the setting for Britney Spears to celebrate her 26th birthday.

The exclusive bash was a fairly mellow affair — until Britney arrived at 9:56pm with an entourage including best pal Sam Lutfi and cousin Alli Sims.

After hitting the gifting area, Britney and friends took a seat at a private table on the patio. At one point, the group went back out to their chauffered Range Rover for about 15 minutes before ultimately returning to their table, where the mother of two chatted briefly with an adorable young child. “Hi. How are you?” She asked the boy in a sweet voice, before asking the crowd, “Where’s his mommy?”

Aroud 11pm, the birthday girl was presented with a small, round chocolate cake with "Happy Bithday Britney" written on it. Her friends at the table and a handful of guest — including OK! reporters — gathered around to sing "Happy Birthday" to the pop star. "She was smiling and looked really happy," one partygoer tells OK!

Around 11:30pm, Paris Hilton, who was Britney's brief BFF around this time last year, entered the party to much fanfare. Swarmed by paparazzi and excited guests, the celebutante seemed to get more attention than Britney had received. "Paris drank in the attention," one witness tells OK!. "Posing for the camera and eating it up."

But there didn't seem to be any ill feelings over the attention imbalance, as Brit's former party pal joined her group at the Four Seasons in Beverly Hills, where the blondes partied until near sunrise, posing for pics on the balcony and sipping champagne.

oh, well, why do you even bother to read it then, when you got it all and are so superior???

than Britney had received. "Paris drank in the attention," one witness tells OK!. "Posing for the camera and eating it up."

But there didn't seem to be any ill feelings over the attention imbalance, as Brit's former party pal joined her group at the Four Seasons in Beverly Hills, where the blondes partied until near sunrise, posing for pics on the balcony and sipping champagne.

ok

This bitch just goes and crashes parties. She did the same thing on Halloween at Heidi Klum's house. Can you say LOSER?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITNEY!!!!!!!!!
And that's so awesome.. I'm from (live in) Copenhagen :P

DLISTED:

Brit Brit Spears celebrated her 26th early yesterday at the
Scandinavian Mansion of Style party with her only friends, Alli Sims and Sam Lutfi. Paris Hilton and Sharon Stone were also there, but I'm pretty sure they were there for that Scandinavian shit.

Britney looks gorgeous as ever with hair by Brillo Pad, coat by tacky and dress by barf. Couldn't they take the damn cake out of the box? At least ,it's not a Devil Dog cake. She's probably saving that for tonight.

Happy Barfday you crazy bitch! What do you think she wished for? I'm guessing she wished for her kids to be turned into two gigantic frapps. That would be the ultimate.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITNEY!!!!!!!!!
And that's so awesome.. I'm from (live in) Copenhagen :P

Pick up at the party, did she bother getting his name? Does this surprise anyone?

she looks cracked out of her mind...like everytime she goes out to pAARty...

Is Alli and Taliban Sam too cheap to throw a real party for her? Nice enabler friends you got there Brit.

There is a pic posted where Britney is standing with her arm around some grungy looking young guy and Alli is next to Britney and Sam is at the end. It is clear that Sam is gay like Stern and there for his own reasons. The guy was at the hotel too. Did Sam watch? EWWWWWW.

Slutney looks fat and ugly.

Went to the Range Rover for about 15 minutes then returned to the party??? HUMMMMMMMM Drug test today.

12:46, she had arthroscopic knee surgery, you idiot, following an injury during a video shoot.

Taylor, stick it up your ass. Where's your girlfriend heehawg??

After hitting the gifting area, Britney and friends took a seat at a private table on the patio. At one point, the group went back out to their chauffered Range Rover for about 15 minutes before ultimately returning to their table...

Get it? They all hit the gifting table and then went outside for a quick snort. What Losers.

that guy sam is creepy...greesy too, guess that's why she likes him

Paris goes where the attention will be , she is #1 attention whore. She doesn't like Britney, she just likes the attention that surrrounds Britney right now. Paris is a party girl and I hope Britney is past that , as she hasn't been out in over a month, before halloween it had also been a while since she went out. I hope she doesn't start hanging AGAIN with party girl Paris. Kaplan is watching you Brit and collecting dirt for court be careful girl.

Hey Zeus, I've had the same surgery and my knee doesn't look like that. Try again.

I almost puked when I saw shitneys ugly disgusting pictures.

waooo she´s look great!! so beuty!

NO X17 ... SHARON STONE WAS HOSTING THE SCANDANAVIA DESIGN PARTY WHICH PARIS & BRITNEY HAPPENED TO BE AT - SHARON STONE WAS NOT HOSTING BRITNEYS PARTY -PUH-LEEZE!

Can you guys please tell her to wash her hair??

Britney is fantastic!
Britney is a great popstar!!
Britney is hot
Britney is beautiful.

But she shouldn't wore fur, that's just wrong! But your still the best Britney!!!!!!

Luv ya!!!!!!

Britney forever!!!!!!

Slutneys a sick mental whore.

This is hilarious. No one cared enough to give her a birthday party. She and her enablers are Party Crashers.

Why don't you people waste your time on something a little more productive than criticizing Britney, someone you've probably never met before and honestly have nothing to base your opinions on besides tabloids rumors and meaningless pictures?

Happy Birthday Britney-We know you'll pull through!

What is Sam's purpose? Always there, in her shadow.

Haha is she a wedding crasher too? Free champagne anyone?

This fat ugly bitch dsserves to die a horrible death.

I bet Sharon Stone shit her pants when this crackwhore walked in.

She shouldn't have wore fur, that's just wrong.

What about losing her kids is that o.k.?

Shitney looks like a fatter slut hooker then paris but their both slut hookers.

Is that Sam guy bald? He's always wearing a cap... and why the dark clothes? Always in black... Creepy!

Slutney looks like shes about to over dose and die already from doing all her drugs.

Great Legs!!
Happy Birthday Brit!! xoxo

Put your glasses on your head instead!
Or let your hair hang down. Much much better. Have a nice birthday!

As usual, her stupid teenybopper cunty fans pull the "omg ur jus jellus"
Nobody is jealous of this fat ugly whore.

Inside the first picture shitney black hooker dress looks like its about to fall off of her because shitneys boobs keep hanging out almost out of her dress.

When that Vampire drags a young boy home to her hotel to "bang" do they know what they are getting into? Literally? I mean have some self respect! You could walk out with a number of STD's.....maybe even a few that you can never get rid of!

The guy next to Paris with red tie looks so horny!

You would think Britney would get her hair done for her birthday.

She should shave her head, start all over but skip the weave. Let it grow out naturally. Work on one thing at a time, next work on you wardrobe, your habit, then, if you feel like it work on getting your boys back.

Love you Brit-Brit, kiss, kiss, hug, hug

That damn Osamah Lutfi needs to go back to the Taliban. We don't want his kind here.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITNEY!!:* :* :*

Slutney looks like a ugly four eyed geek slutty nerd.

now that's just ridiculous...i wish her stupid fans would just shut the fuck up, stop defending her and hoping she will "pull through" one day...you're full of shit just as she is...that girl is white trash, she always was, it's just that now she's surounded by even more white trash enablers, not the pros from her record company, it's her real side she's showin off
as for the stupid comment a fan left regarding the fact that we who criticize her have never met her; what does that mean, do YOU maybe hang out with her every day so you know the truth?? hell loser, we're only sayin what's obvious

I'm so proud of our gal the Britster, she crashed a party and snagged a guy for her 26th Birthday.

Love you Britty, keep up the good work.

then if you feel like it work on getting your boys back...

Can it get any more ignorant than that?

Taliban Sam is my new favorite. You know, if you google the name Lutfi, half of the links actually do goto taliban, osama, etc.... It is a big name in the world of Islamic Extremism.

Is Sam planning a Jihad against Shitney?

Maby they where at the hotel so the monitor wont find all drug-things at Britneys home...

Her birthday really brought out the "haters" residing at the bottom of the barrel, nice to see this human garbage for what they really are, their words on this site saya it all.!

Yeah the terrorists already want to behead her. Maybe Sammy Boy is here for a purpose.

lmao giacamo

1:44 first post, her fans are at least admitting she has a problem by saying she will come back and they are pulling for her.
Admission is the first step to healing. Maybe her fans will heal or grow out of it.

Clueless Fantards, get a clue, sarcasim.

There is no hope for Britney. She will never look good again.

No, her birthday didn't bring it out, we non-fans, as I prefer, have always been here. We are just floating to the top of the shit can.

x17 are the real enablers!!! they're the one always supporting her and putting theur stories up nicely no matter what crazy shit she does...then her fans read that and probably take it that way...shit, she probably reads it too, as she continues this pathetic crash

Oh, look, it's that Methface whasshername - Porky "Smelly Vagina" Spears. And her tree-trunk legs are fuglier than ever.

I just don't understand the hideous weave, wearing clothes 3 sizes too small and the zits. There are things you can do for all of this if you care. She just doesn't.

x17 are the real enablers!!! they're the one always supporting her and putting theur stories up nicely no matter what crazy shit she does...then her fans read that and probably take it that way...shit, she probably reads it too, as she continues this pathetic crash

There are ALOT more great pictures of Britney on her Birthday at britneyexperts.com (in gallery)
(CLICK ON: last uploads)

his name is Osama Lufti...How much more Taliban can you get. Shitty's a TRAITOR to the USA!

Yeah that guy is right, she was always a big trash bag and now she has no one protecting her. she is running the Brit camp alone thats why she is looking and acting like such pig vomit. She is a high school drop out hillbilly trash...She lost her kids to K-fed isn't that proof enough and he actually looks like the better choice here...Hello K-FED looks like the better parent...She is the lowest of lows a big loser, whore with money thats all she has is money, no real friends...Because real TRUE friends tell you when you look bad and when you are acting to crazy for society...She has enablers and hanger - ons around her..She has no kids, your children are the most import thing in your life, they mean the world, your everything losing them is the bottom of the bottom. Kevin has them now..thats a bad as you can get former crack whores have there kids and Britney lost her kids...she has no family they want nothing to do with her, because she does not listen to Good advice and smart lessons her parents have had it with her. Her own father called her a SICK lil girl...she has nothing but the money and its worth nothing if you look like shit and surround yourself with people who use you and dont tell you the truth....She has nothing to be jealous of nothing...

OMG more pics. My life is complete.

Now let's set one thing straight:

The only garbage 'from the bottom of the barrel' that her barfday brought out is the fugly retarded talentless skanky fat slut herself.

I'm glad to see how disgusting she looks because that's who she really is. And she will only look fuglier and fuglier every day from now on.

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first 1:44 says it all

britney is 5 ft something, and those udders are hanging two feet from the ground. which birthday is this?

Barfney is the worst trainwreck ever and a drugged, mentally retarded whore.

This is how it looks when the Queen of Vomit has her birthday. She couldn't get a normal weave not even for her birthday. Sad.

She is not even worth pissing on.

Happy Birthday Brit! Love you!

Don´t do another comeback. Please just get your kids back, by giving them attention and possitive feedback.
And stay sober.

Shitneys a huge drug abuser because she likes to abuse her kids at her home when shitneys not outside.

Our generation is living at the same time as Paris, Britney , Lindsey , all people who in twenty years from now will be regarded as legends. Let's enjoy them for what they are while we have them with us, they are all unique, far from perfect, but incredibly fascinating!

Shitneys a huge drug addict because shes addicted to her drugs. Shitney probley gets high everynight.

Of course this fat, drugged-up slut doesn't care 'bout wearing fur! (?) She's too much a loser mess...

2:13
get out of here!!!!!!! LEGENDS????
what the fuck are you talking about???
do you even know what that word means??? better chose your words more carefully, or at least look them up in the dictionary, you're ridiculous, or do not have a life if you find this crap fascinating, or have no sriteria whatsover on art/music/"showbizz"
this is not what it's supposed to be about
look up for the real legends, do a bit of research, maybe it'll open your eyes...at least i hope so

Elvis Presley is a legend and he took an overdose. Strange!

1:58 STOP OBSESSING YOU FUCKING LOSERS!! BOTH OF YOU NEED TO FOCUS ON YOUR OWN LIVES. BRITNEY MADE MISTAKES, AND SHE IS TRYING TO CORRECT THEM. APPARENTLY SHE IS THE ONLY HUMAN BEING ON THE PLANET WHO IS EXPECTED TO BE PERFECT. IT IS PURE HYPOSCRISY THAT SOME EASILY DISMISS OR IGNORE THE THINGS K-FED HAS DONE, LYING, NEGLECTING HIS CHILDREN, DRUGS USE, ALCOHOL USE, DRUG DEALING, BUT BRITNEY WHO HAS NOT DONE HALF THESE THINGS IS SOMEHOW THE WORST HUMAN BEING IN THE WORLD.
IF SHE WAS NOT TAKING STEPS TO CORRECT HER MISTAKES, THAT WOULD BE ONE THING, BUT SHE IS! SHE LOVES HER CHILDREN, SHE TAKES CARE OF HER CHILDREN, AND THAT IS WHAT IS IMPORTANT, AND ALL YOUR HATRED IS NOT GOING TO CHANGE THAT.

i hope you're not comparing britney/lindsay/paris to elvis???

Elvis, Marilyn, Anna, John, Britney, what one thing do they have in common? Hope it won't end the same way for her.

2:23,
why not? Because he´s a man and never showed his cunt...eh dick, 'cos men don't use short dresses?

Apparently the commish knows something that she did to deserve taking her children away.

Proactive pimple cream should contact her, but I'm sure she's too much of a mess to advertise for them and even they don't want her! Who does her greasy tracks/extensions, Alli and her gay friend Sam? She's nasty trailer trash w/ money

helen, you're the real loser, you're the one who's obsessing about the whole thing, since you seem to have all the details from unfitney's and fed ex's life in your pinky...
look at you, getting all upset...you need to calm down girl, she's not your family or anything...!!!who gives a shit about her anyway, and in what way does it affect anyones life what happens to that trash bag

The commish knows hardly nothing about what Kevin did or do, to deserve taking his kids away.

Helen, chill. You need to stop obsessing about Britney's life as well.
Just what has she done to turn her life around? She hasn't shed her number one enabler Sam. As long as she runs with the same sorry "friends" she will never listen to people that are trying to help her.

Those who anger you conquer you.

2:22, you must be Helen KELLER, becuase clearly your fuckin ass is BLIND as hell.

2:26
it's not only about the crotch flashing, but about the artistic weight difference between britney and elvis...think they're not really comparable

L

HUH?

'cos Kevin does his drugs at home, when nobody see it. He has no monitor.

Hey Helen,
Exactly WHAT is she doing to correct her mistakes? I haven't seen her do one thing in the interest of her children except what the court orders her to do.
How is hanging out and doing drugs at hotels fixing her problems?
Sorry - I'm not feeling it until I see her actually do something positive - like maybe rehab?

2:34
good one
lol

2:36,
yes I know but Elvis was a bad role model useing drugs!

Thanks 2:41, enjoy your sunday!

now x17 is posting that Britney and her motley crew frequented the bathroom very often all night. Nice. nothing like coke in the loo.

2:42
yeah, but you also didn't have it shoved up your face every single day from everywhere you look, as it's the case with britney

Of course the Fat, Slut wears fur... she's thrash!!! Total Drug Addict Loser...

I have only seen Kevin carry one of his kids one time in theire life.

omg you guys, there's part three, if you feel like having a nicole richie inspired sunday ;) go ahead, check them out

2:38 -- DO YOU HAVE PROOF THAT SHE WAS DOING DRUGS A HOTEL?! EVERYONE KNOWS THAT SHE HAS PASSED THE DRUG TESTS SHE'S TAKEN. SO WHAT DOES SHE NEED TO GO TO REHAB FOR, IF SHE IS PASSING HER DRUG TESTS.
BRITNEY IS CURRENTLY SEEING A THERAPIST, AND PROBABLY WORKING THROUGH ANY MENTAL ISSUES, INCLUDING DEPRESSION, AND POST-PARTUM (WHICH SHE DID NOT RECEIVE TREATMENT FOR IN IT'S EARLY STAGES, AND WHICH ONLY WORSENS WHEN LEFT UNTREATED).
SHE IS TAKING THE STEPS SHE NEEDS TO TAKE TO GET HER LIFE BACK ON TRACK. AND BEING DRUG, AND ALCOHOL FREE WAS THE FIRST HURDLE, AND SHE'S BEEN SUCCESSFULLY IN BEING SOBER, AND STAYING SOBER.
THE THERAPIST IS HELPING HER RESOLVE ANY OTHER ISSUES SHE MAY HAVE.
BRITNEY COULD HAVE TAKEN THE EASY ROUTE AND DONE NOTHING, BUT SHE LOVES HER CHILDREN, AND SHE OBVIOUSLY REALIZES THAT THERE WERE THINGS SHE NEEDED TO CHANGE, AND TOOK THE STEPS SHE NEEDED TO, TO DO THAT.

oh no, helen's at it again...somebody get HER pills...
maybe it's BRITNEy, defending herself under a pseudo :D

Helen, if you honestly believe that she is drug and alcohol free you are in worse denial than she!

Helen - "everyone knows that she's passed the drug tests she's taken" - no, not so much. She missed a couple which equals failure and at least one was positive.

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Umm Helen - what do YOU think she was doing in the bathroom all night?

hey, helen, how old are you??
how's sixth grade??

AM I GETTING THIS RIGHT????. SHARON STONE, ONE OF THE BIGGEST STARS IN HOLLYWOOD, HOSTS A PARTY, AND THAT GUY "SAM", SHOWS UP IN A BASEBALL CAP!!!. SOMEBODY, PLEASE TELL ME, HE DIDN'T DO THAT!!!!!!!.OMG!!!

Yep 3:18 - you got that right. They're pure class aren't they?

couldn't she had at least washed her hair or god forbid went to the hairdresser's for the occasion??

PARENTAL ADVISORY:

a canned ham named al keeps trying to make us laugh, but just doesn't have the comic "chops" to get the job done.

AL STILL LIVES AT HOME WITH HIS MOMMY, AND SHE WASHES HIS UNDIES FOR HIM.

just keepin' it fake.

'helen' is BS

Britney is very busy recently. It's said she recently joined a celebrity and millionaire dating site named searchingmillionaire.com. Many men winked at her there.

omg that site is hilarious!!!
it's suppose to be for the rich and famous,especially the rich ones, but what's important is that it has free sign up???

Helen can't be Britney. Britney's nursing a major hangover.

Plus Helen is wayyyy smarter than BS. Bwahhahaha.

4:04
true, true...:)

Helen is Annie

Shitney is 5 ft something, and those udders are hanging two feet from the ground. which birthday is this?
Love her tree trunk legs ! And the dress that would have fit her 10 years ago. She definitely must use a Carnival mirror to view herself.
It's so cute thar her and Sam are sporting look alike moustaches...STILL !

It is said that Helen had a profile at a niche interracial dating site named interracialconnect.com. Does she want an interracial marriage like Hottest Interracial Celebrity Couple Seal and Heidi Klum? sexy girl

Some village in Louisana is missing their idiot.

Britney's new nickname "tree stumps".

Happy 40th birthday for you Brit !

December 2, 2007 12:19 PM - Anonymous

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lol! =)

she's such a sweet person, you never heard her saying a single BAD WORD to anyone...how can you people be so cruel? she's human, let her be!
Happy birthday, Brit!

December 2, 2007 12:37 PM - Anonymous

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actually, i don't care as much about the *WORDS* that come out of her mouth vs. the ACTIONS she puts forth - especially those concerning her INNOCENT CHILDREN.

that's all that mathers

December 2, 2007 12:43 PM - Patricia - Brasil =)

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no bitch, her *KIDS* are all that 'MATHER'...

...the britards make me want to blow chunks!