X17 XCLUSIVE - BRIT'S B-DAY, PART TWO!

fat skank

Hope she got a gift certificate for some dermatology from someone!

Pig...This woman is done!

Look at her hair..her face... argh!

She needs to show people her sexyness having sharon stone in her party.. moron!

what a wacko

That's fat to you? You should go worship Amy Whinehouse's body then since that sounds more like your style!

Happy 40th birthday for you Brit !

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1) Half of the pictures she has the "I need a bump" face
2) Nice fake smiling
3) How short is Osama Lutfi
4) Alli is a pig
5) Why is Paris slumming with her?
6) Nice herpe face
7) Did she have an abortion in Vegas, or is she drinking and getting high while pregnant? (Cause that worked out well with the last child)

Two trainwrecks on one pic

WE LOVE HER SO MUCH, LOOKS FINE AGAIN!

CAN NOT WAIT TO BRITNEY'S NEW HOT VIDEO!

WE LOVE YA BRIT, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Man..her hair is so gross... so greasyyyyy... her stupid glasses..everything... I just feel like laughing... can't get lower than that babe!
Someone tells this woman that she looks like a pig?

I can even imagine all kinds of stuff crawling under her stupid outfit... Does she still knows who she is? like.. a human being?

why? why, for the love of god can't someone tell her she looks like total crap. I wouldn't do yard work looking like that. it's embarrasing to keep seeing her running around looking like a strung out crack whore. she's a train wreck from top to bottom.

SHE LOOOOOOKS GREAT
HAPPPPPPY BIRTHDAY BRITNEY
WE LUV U

Of course she was excited and in a good mood, she didn't have the kids and pretend she actually likes spending time with them.
What a crappy mother and human being.
She doesn't deserve children.

How appropriate to leave all that red eye in. It helps to convey what blood sucking demon spawn they are! As always BS looks like a dirty, greasy whore. At least she wore her panties so we didn't have to be exposed to her scarred dried up vadge again.

how come x17 hates on "other celebs" wearing fur... but not britney?

Paris Hilton surely loves it...Look at her fake smiles...Shes walking behind Britney and thinking " Man... This woman is TOTALLY fucked up..."

SKANK

Happy 26th Britney!!! Love You!! :* ;D

Happy Birthday Britney - Much love

Happy 26th Britney!!! Love You!! :* ;D

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Because it's britney 12:38 PM

And Who Brought the old skank bitch sharon stone cold.

It's official: Britney Spears is legally retarded.

She is so dirty, covered in fat and zits, outfit by Dress Barn, glasses are hideous. Hire a stylist!!! Makes $700K+ a month and she looks like THIS??? WTF????

Sam is such a hanger on. You think this TALIBAN could ever get into a club on his own? Not. He is double ugly.

Britney is OVER. Nice fur. Try growing some on your cooch you whore.

shes not fat you idiots, she looks better than most of you

Amazing how much she looks like the girl in the Timberlake made Duran Duran video here.

Paris Punks Britney?

Posted Dec 2nd 2007 11:00AM by TMZ Staff
Filed under: Britney Spears, Paris Hilton
Britney and Paris: Click to watch!Former BFFs and crotchograph compadres, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears, reunited last night at the Scandinavian Style Mansion -- but this time, the only flashing came from photogs!

Although the two walked out together, Britz and her Yeti fur jacket took off for another destination -- while Miss P hopped into her car, put on makeup ... and then ducked back into the party!

Just minutes before it turned Midnight -- officially making it Britney's birthday, Paris either pulled out of popping bubbly with the popwreck, or just wanted to steal some of her spotlight! Either way, happy 26th pal!

she's such a sweet person, you never heard her saying a single BAD WORD to anyone...how can you people be so cruel? she's human, let her be!
Happy birthday, Brit!

peta should have crashed shitney's birthday and threw red paint on her shitty fur.
i can't even lie she looks like complete shit.so freaking gross.her face is so greasy.get this girl a pro-activ subscription.her hair is ratty.with all that money she can afford a better stylist.she is fat, her outfit is tacky and she is partying with the biggest STD skank to ever grace this planet.paris hilton.happy birthday brit brit.cheers to you, you nasty skank.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITNEY! HOPE THERE ARE ONLY SMILES, AND NO TEARS THIS YEAR!!

Fur? Ugh. All I have to say is that hooking up with Paris did her in once and will again if they are actually friends again.

And sadly, freeloading Sam is back. I was hoping he took off for parts unknown.

Brtiney Spears is "definitely pregnant" following a brief fling with a dancer, according to reports today.

The News Of The World's Rav Singh reports Britney is furious news has leaked out of her pregnancy by a dancer known only as Chuck - not music producer JR Totem, as he claimed last week.

The paper's source says, "She's very angry that it has come out like this. She's shocked because the pregnancy is the last thing she needs right now.

"She had a scan last month and only told close friends the result. Even her family were out of the loop."

The source adds that Britney fears her 'happy news' will reflect badly on her attempts to be a mother to two children she's already brough into the world, but managed to lose custody of following the break-up of her marriage to Kevin Federline.

"It doesn't look good, does it? She loses Sean and Jayden and then has a dalliance with someone she hardly knows," they say.

"Brit misses her kids like hell and really wants a cute little girl, but this has happened very suddenly. She gets lonely and needs male attention, so she goes and does silly things. This is a perfect example."

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Britney needs to cover up her fat linebacker neck and tree trunk legs.
she looks like a man, so masculine.

OMG ! So much people with nothing to do han? If you don't like her, what the hell that you're doing here?
BYE man !
She's a normal person, just like anyone else and she's living her life !
She looks great, happy, and very sweet , that's all that mathers

12:37

she's not human, she's britney bitch.

Fur? Ugh. All I have to say is that hooking up with Paris did her in once and will again if they are actually friends again.

And sadly, freeloading Sam is back. I was hoping he took off for parts unknown.

To all of the so called people who enter nasty, disgusting and altogether jealous comments! GET A LIFE OF YOUR OWN! It sounds like you think you could do better than these celebrities. I know, you think you could and would, but you couldn't and wouldn't because you would crack under all the nasty remarks that people like you make about you. So, be nice. These celebrities have never done anything to hurt you!

GROW UP!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITNEY!

I read about her exchanging clothes with a complete stranger recently. It looks like she did it again - with a prostitute.

she must be on her knees alot. Look at them they're a mess!

Britney Spears Is Pregnant Again and she May Lose Custody of Her Vagina

WHY AREN'T YOU BLASTING BRIT FOR WEARING FUR LIKE YOU BLASTED JOLIE FOR GOING TO A FUR STORE? YOU MAKE ME SICK X17. IF YOU'RE GOING THE BLAST ONE BLAST THEM ALL YOU SICK BRIT ASS KISSERS. AND WHAT IS THAT SHIT ON BRITS FACE. YUCK.

This was NOT a party for Brit-idiot.....Sharon Stone was throwing a party.....NOT for Brit.....get your FACTS straight or stop lying you idiots.......

READ THIS BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I canNOT STAND Paris Filthyton.
BUT! The fact that she is again hanging around Britney and WILL definitely give her ass up if she's ever subpoenaed by the court, could almost make me not call her herpes whores and sluts when her pic comes up on a site.

Paris will RAT Shitney the fuck out!
Give it some time and you'll see.

she must be on her knees alot. Look at them they're a mess!

12:19 if you think she looks good then you must have very low standards.
not fat???? that bitch is wider than a ten ton trailer home.

Sooo Jealous, I'd have loved to be at this party!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITNEY!!

Close your ass everyone who lose their time to speak bad things about she!...
I loveee Britney And Happy, very happy birthday!!

Britney is having Chucky's baby.

Close your ass everyone who lose their time to speak bad things about she!...
I loveee Britney And Happy, very happy birthday

Close your ass everyone who lose their time to speak bad things about she!...
I loveee Britney And Happy, very happy birthday

Close your ass everyone who lose their time to speak bad things about she!...
I loveee Britney And Happy, very happy birthday

Close your ass everyone who lose their time to speak bad things about she!...
I loveee Britney And Happy, very happy birthday

Close your ass everyone who lose their time to speak bad things about she!...
I loveee Britney And Happy, very happy birthday

Close your ass everyone who lose their time to speak bad things about she!...
I loveee Britney And Happy, very happy birthday

Close your ass everyone who lose their time to speak bad things about she!...
I loveee Britney And Happy, very happy birthday

Close your ass everyone who lose their time to speak bad things about she!...
I loveee Britney And Happy, very happy birthday

Close your ass everyone who lose their time to speak bad things about she!...
I loveee Britney And Happy, very happy birthday

Close your ass everyone who lose their time to speak bad things about she!...
I loveee Britney And Happy, very happy birthday

Close your ass everyone who lose their time to speak bad things about she!...
I loveee Britney And Happy, very happy birthday

Close your ass everyone who lose their time to speak bad things about she!...
I loveee Britney And Happy, very happy birthday

Close your ass everyone who lose their time to speak bad things about she!...
I loveee Britney And Happy, very happy birthday

Close your ass everyone who lose their time to speak bad things about she!...
I loveee Britney And Happy, very happy birthday

Close your ass everyone who lose their time to speak bad things about she!...
I loveee Britney And Happy, very happy birthday

Close your ass everyone who lose their time to speak bad things about she!...
I loveee Britney And Happy, very happy birthday

Close your ass everyone who lose their time to speak bad things about she!...
I loveee Britney And Happy, very happy birthday

paris is gonna hate these pics, since all the focus and limelight are on britney...guess those foney smiles won't pay afterall...

Her outfit looks nice, but she should wear her real hear at this point.

Happy birthday B!

Her outfit looks nice, but she should wear her real hear at this point.

Happy birthday B!

why would anyone be jealous of that piece of shit?
she looks and dresses like a prostitute.
doesn't wear undewear,flashes her nasty snatch,face is full of greasy zits
she's a horrible mother who lost custody of her children to k-fed of all people.
she can't sing or dance. VMA's anyone?
her album did poorly and is off the charts.
she hangs out with enablers like sam and allie and racist dirty fuckers like paris hilton.
yup. i'm real jealous.

According to reports from a party insider, “Aside from going to the party for the free fur jacket that she got along with some platinum jewelery, (Britney) may have had an ulterior motive in going.”

“She arrived with her cousin Alli, manager Sam and a driver, but on her departure it appeared she had also picked up a handsome looking young man who accompanied her back to her hotel,” the source adds.

Happy Birthday, indeed.

Gossip Girls

why won't she quit smoking. It's really disgusting.

I'm jealous...I wish I could spend my birthday with TWO "friends" that I have to pay to hang out with me at the hottest event of the year (the "well-known" Scandinavian Style Mansion). You know an event is A-LIST when Brittny Gastineau is one of the top "celebs" there.

what a gross, fat, pig.

honestly shut the fuck up,stop hating on her,your an outrite low lifee
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What a pair of nobodies.

she has had those same "zits" next to her mouth for quite some time now.....does she have the herp???????

OMG the bitch crashed Sharon Stone's party. LMAO

Paris is no dummy...she knows standing next to Brit makes her look CLASSY!

When guests arrived Saturday night at the Scandinavian Style Mansion, a gorgeous home in Bel Air, Calif., where Sharon Stone was hosting a party to help introduce and integrate popular Scandinavian brands in the U.S., little did they know the night would become the setting for Britney Spears to celebrate her 26th birthday.

The exclusive bash was a fairly mellow affair — until Britney arrived at 9:56pm with an entourage including best pal Sam Lutfi and cousin Alli Sims.

After hitting the gifting area, Britney and friends took a seat at a private table on the patio. At one point, the group went back out to their chauffered Range Rover for about 15 minutes before ultimately returning to their table, where the mother of two chatted briefly with an adorable young child. “Hi. How are you?” She asked the boy in a sweet voice, before asking the crowd, “Where’s his mommy?”

Aroud 11pm, the birthday girl was presented with a small, round chocolate cake with "Happy Bithday Britney" written on it. Her friends at the table and a handful of guest — including OK! reporters — gathered around to sing "Happy Birthday" to the pop star. "She was smiling and looked really happy," one partygoer tells OK!

Around 11:30pm, Paris Hilton, who was Britney's brief BFF around this time last year, entered the party to much fanfare. Swarmed by paparazzi and excited guests, the celebutante seemed to get more attention than Britney had received. "Paris drank in the attention," one witness tells OK!. "Posing for the camera and eating it up."

But there didn't seem to be any ill feelings over the attention imbalance, as Brit's former party pal joined her group at the Four Seasons in Beverly Hills, where the blondes partied until near sunrise, posing for pics on the balcony and sipping champagne.

oh, well, why do you even bother to read it then, when you got it all and are so superior???

than Britney had received. "Paris drank in the attention," one witness tells OK!. "Posing for the camera and eating it up."

But there didn't seem to be any ill feelings over the attention imbalance, as Brit's former party pal joined her group at the Four Seasons in Beverly Hills, where the blondes partied until near sunrise, posing for pics on the balcony and sipping champagne.

ok

This bitch just goes and crashes parties. She did the same thing on Halloween at Heidi Klum's house. Can you say LOSER?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITNEY!!!!!!!!!
And that's so awesome.. I'm from (live in) Copenhagen :P

DLISTED:

Brit Brit Spears celebrated her 26th early yesterday at the
Scandinavian Mansion of Style party with her only friends, Alli Sims and Sam Lutfi. Paris Hilton and Sharon Stone were also there, but I'm pretty sure they were there for that Scandinavian shit.

Britney looks gorgeous as ever with hair by Brillo Pad, coat by tacky and dress by barf. Couldn't they take the damn cake out of the box? At least ,it's not a Devil Dog cake. She's probably saving that for tonight.

Happy Barfday you crazy bitch! What do you think she wished for? I'm guessing she wished for her kids to be turned into two gigantic frapps. That would be the ultimate.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITNEY!!!!!!!!!
And that's so awesome.. I'm from (live in) Copenhagen :P

Pick up at the party, did she bother getting his name? Does this surprise anyone?

she looks cracked out of her mind...like everytime she goes out to pAARty...

Is Alli and Taliban Sam too cheap to throw a real party for her? Nice enabler friends you got there Brit.

There is a pic posted where Britney is standing with her arm around some grungy looking young guy and Alli is next to Britney and Sam is at the end. It is clear that Sam is gay like Stern and there for his own reasons. The guy was at the hotel too. Did Sam watch? EWWWWWW.

Slutney looks fat and ugly.

Went to the Range Rover for about 15 minutes then returned to the party??? HUMMMMMMMM Drug test today.

12:46, she had arthroscopic knee surgery, you idiot, following an injury during a video shoot.

Taylor, stick it up your ass. Where's your girlfriend heehawg??

After hitting the gifting area, Britney and friends took a seat at a private table on the patio. At one point, the group went back out to their chauffered Range Rover for about 15 minutes before ultimately returning to their table...

Get it? They all hit the gifting table and then went outside for a quick snort. What Losers.

that guy sam is creepy...greesy too, guess that's why she likes him

Paris goes where the attention will be , she is #1 attention whore. She doesn't like Britney, she just likes the attention that surrrounds Britney right now. Paris is a party girl and I hope Britney is past that , as she hasn't been out in over a month, before halloween it had also been a while since she went out. I hope she doesn't start hanging AGAIN with party girl Paris. Kaplan is watching you Brit and collecting dirt for court be careful girl.

Hey Zeus, I've had the same surgery and my knee doesn't look like that. Try again.

I almost puked when I saw shitneys ugly disgusting pictures.

waooo she´s look great!! so beuty!

NO X17 ... SHARON STONE WAS HOSTING THE SCANDANAVIA DESIGN PARTY WHICH PARIS & BRITNEY HAPPENED TO BE AT - SHARON STONE WAS NOT HOSTING BRITNEYS PARTY -PUH-LEEZE!

Can you guys please tell her to wash her hair??

Britney is fantastic!
Britney is a great popstar!!
Britney is hot
Britney is beautiful.

But she shouldn't wore fur, that's just wrong! But your still the best Britney!!!!!!

Luv ya!!!!!!

Britney forever!!!!!!

Slutneys a sick mental whore.

This is hilarious. No one cared enough to give her a birthday party. She and her enablers are Party Crashers.

Why don't you people waste your time on something a little more productive than criticizing Britney, someone you've probably never met before and honestly have nothing to base your opinions on besides tabloids rumors and meaningless pictures?

Happy Birthday Britney-We know you'll pull through!

What is Sam's purpose? Always there, in her shadow.

Haha is she a wedding crasher too? Free champagne anyone?

This fat ugly bitch dsserves to die a horrible death.

I bet Sharon Stone shit her pants when this crackwhore walked in.

She shouldn't have wore fur, that's just wrong.

What about losing her kids is that o.k.?

Shitney looks like a fatter slut hooker then paris but their both slut hookers.

Is that Sam guy bald? He's always wearing a cap... and why the dark clothes? Always in black... Creepy!

Slutney looks like shes about to over dose and die already from doing all her drugs.

Great Legs!!
Happy Birthday Brit!! xoxo

Put your glasses on your head instead!
Or let your hair hang down. Much much better. Have a nice birthday!

As usual, her stupid teenybopper cunty fans pull the "omg ur jus jellus"
Nobody is jealous of this fat ugly whore.

Inside the first picture shitney black hooker dress looks like its about to fall off of her because shitneys boobs keep hanging out almost out of her dress.

When that Vampire drags a young boy home to her hotel to "bang" do they know what they are getting into? Literally? I mean have some self respect! You could walk out with a number of STD's.....maybe even a few that you can never get rid of!

The guy next to Paris with red tie looks so horny!

You would think Britney would get her hair done for her birthday.

She should shave her head, start all over but skip the weave. Let it grow out naturally. Work on one thing at a time, next work on you wardrobe, your habit, then, if you feel like it work on getting your boys back.

Love you Brit-Brit, kiss, kiss, hug, hug

That damn Osamah Lutfi needs to go back to the Taliban. We don't want his kind here.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITNEY!!:* :* :*

Slutney looks like a ugly four eyed geek slutty nerd.

now that's just ridiculous...i wish her stupid fans would just shut the fuck up, stop defending her and hoping she will "pull through" one day...you're full of shit just as she is...that girl is white trash, she always was, it's just that now she's surounded by even more white trash enablers, not the pros from her record company, it's her real side she's showin off
as for the stupid comment a fan left regarding the fact that we who criticize her have never met her; what does that mean, do YOU maybe hang out with her every day so you know the truth?? hell loser, we're only sayin what's obvious

I'm so proud of our gal the Britster, she crashed a party and snagged a guy for her 26th Birthday.

Love you Britty, keep up the good work.

then if you feel like it work on getting your boys back...

Can it get any more ignorant than that?

Taliban Sam is my new favorite. You know, if you google the name Lutfi, half of the links actually do goto taliban, osama, etc.... It is a big name in the world of Islamic Extremism.

Is Sam planning a Jihad against Shitney?

Maby they where at the hotel so the monitor wont find all drug-things at Britneys home...

Her birthday really brought out the "haters" residing at the bottom of the barrel, nice to see this human garbage for what they really are, their words on this site saya it all.!

Yeah the terrorists already want to behead her. Maybe Sammy Boy is here for a purpose.

lmao giacamo

1:44 first post, her fans are at least admitting she has a problem by saying she will come back and they are pulling for her.
Admission is the first step to healing. Maybe her fans will heal or grow out of it.

Clueless Fantards, get a clue, sarcasim.

There is no hope for Britney. She will never look good again.

No, her birthday didn't bring it out, we non-fans, as I prefer, have always been here. We are just floating to the top of the shit can.

x17 are the real enablers!!! they're the one always supporting her and putting theur stories up nicely no matter what crazy shit she does...then her fans read that and probably take it that way...shit, she probably reads it too, as she continues this pathetic crash

Oh, look, it's that Methface whasshername - Porky "Smelly Vagina" Spears. And her tree-trunk legs are fuglier than ever.

I just don't understand the hideous weave, wearing clothes 3 sizes too small and the zits. There are things you can do for all of this if you care. She just doesn't.

x17 are the real enablers!!! they're the one always supporting her and putting theur stories up nicely no matter what crazy shit she does...then her fans read that and probably take it that way...shit, she probably reads it too, as she continues this pathetic crash

There are ALOT more great pictures of Britney on her Birthday at britneyexperts.com (in gallery)
(CLICK ON: last uploads)

his name is Osama Lufti...How much more Taliban can you get. Shitty's a TRAITOR to the USA!

Yeah that guy is right, she was always a big trash bag and now she has no one protecting her. she is running the Brit camp alone thats why she is looking and acting like such pig vomit. She is a high school drop out hillbilly trash...She lost her kids to K-fed isn't that proof enough and he actually looks like the better choice here...Hello K-FED looks like the better parent...She is the lowest of lows a big loser, whore with money thats all she has is money, no real friends...Because real TRUE friends tell you when you look bad and when you are acting to crazy for society...She has enablers and hanger - ons around her..She has no kids, your children are the most import thing in your life, they mean the world, your everything losing them is the bottom of the bottom. Kevin has them now..thats a bad as you can get former crack whores have there kids and Britney lost her kids...she has no family they want nothing to do with her, because she does not listen to Good advice and smart lessons her parents have had it with her. Her own father called her a SICK lil girl...she has nothing but the money and its worth nothing if you look like shit and surround yourself with people who use you and dont tell you the truth....She has nothing to be jealous of nothing...

OMG more pics. My life is complete.

Now let's set one thing straight:

The only garbage 'from the bottom of the barrel' that her barfday brought out is the fugly retarded talentless skanky fat slut herself.

I'm glad to see how disgusting she looks because that's who she really is. And she will only look fuglier and fuglier every day from now on.

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first 1:44 says it all

britney is 5 ft something, and those udders are hanging two feet from the ground. which birthday is this?

Barfney is the worst trainwreck ever and a drugged, mentally retarded whore.

This is how it looks when the Queen of Vomit has her birthday. She couldn't get a normal weave not even for her birthday. Sad.

She is not even worth pissing on.

Happy Birthday Brit! Love you!

Don´t do another comeback. Please just get your kids back, by giving them attention and possitive feedback.
And stay sober.

Shitneys a huge drug abuser because she likes to abuse her kids at her home when shitneys not outside.

Our generation is living at the same time as Paris, Britney , Lindsey , all people who in twenty years from now will be regarded as legends. Let's enjoy them for what they are while we have them with us, they are all unique, far from perfect, but incredibly fascinating!

Shitneys a huge drug addict because shes addicted to her drugs. Shitney probley gets high everynight.

Of course this fat, drugged-up slut doesn't care 'bout wearing fur! (?) She's too much a loser mess...

2:13
get out of here!!!!!!! LEGENDS????
what the fuck are you talking about???
do you even know what that word means??? better chose your words more carefully, or at least look them up in the dictionary, you're ridiculous, or do not have a life if you find this crap fascinating, or have no sriteria whatsover on art/music/"showbizz"
this is not what it's supposed to be about
look up for the real legends, do a bit of research, maybe it'll open your eyes...at least i hope so

Elvis Presley is a legend and he took an overdose. Strange!

1:58 STOP OBSESSING YOU FUCKING LOSERS!! BOTH OF YOU NEED TO FOCUS ON YOUR OWN LIVES. BRITNEY MADE MISTAKES, AND SHE IS TRYING TO CORRECT THEM. APPARENTLY SHE IS THE ONLY HUMAN BEING ON THE PLANET WHO IS EXPECTED TO BE PERFECT. IT IS PURE HYPOSCRISY THAT SOME EASILY DISMISS OR IGNORE THE THINGS K-FED HAS DONE, LYING, NEGLECTING HIS CHILDREN, DRUGS USE, ALCOHOL USE, DRUG DEALING, BUT BRITNEY WHO HAS NOT DONE HALF THESE THINGS IS SOMEHOW THE WORST HUMAN BEING IN THE WORLD.
IF SHE WAS NOT TAKING STEPS TO CORRECT HER MISTAKES, THAT WOULD BE ONE THING, BUT SHE IS! SHE LOVES HER CHILDREN, SHE TAKES CARE OF HER CHILDREN, AND THAT IS WHAT IS IMPORTANT, AND ALL YOUR HATRED IS NOT GOING TO CHANGE THAT.

i hope you're not comparing britney/lindsay/paris to elvis???

Elvis, Marilyn, Anna, John, Britney, what one thing do they have in common? Hope it won't end the same way for her.

2:23,
why not? Because he´s a man and never showed his cunt...eh dick, 'cos men don't use short dresses?

Apparently the commish knows something that she did to deserve taking her children away.

Proactive pimple cream should contact her, but I'm sure she's too much of a mess to advertise for them and even they don't want her! Who does her greasy tracks/extensions, Alli and her gay friend Sam? She's nasty trailer trash w/ money

helen, you're the real loser, you're the one who's obsessing about the whole thing, since you seem to have all the details from unfitney's and fed ex's life in your pinky...
look at you, getting all upset...you need to calm down girl, she's not your family or anything...!!!who gives a shit about her anyway, and in what way does it affect anyones life what happens to that trash bag

The commish knows hardly nothing about what Kevin did or do, to deserve taking his kids away.

Helen, chill. You need to stop obsessing about Britney's life as well.
Just what has she done to turn her life around? She hasn't shed her number one enabler Sam. As long as she runs with the same sorry "friends" she will never listen to people that are trying to help her.

Those who anger you conquer you.

2:22, you must be Helen KELLER, becuase clearly your fuckin ass is BLIND as hell.

2:26
it's not only about the crotch flashing, but about the artistic weight difference between britney and elvis...think they're not really comparable

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HUH?

'cos Kevin does his drugs at home, when nobody see it. He has no monitor.

Hey Helen,
Exactly WHAT is she doing to correct her mistakes? I haven't seen her do one thing in the interest of her children except what the court orders her to do.
How is hanging out and doing drugs at hotels fixing her problems?
Sorry - I'm not feeling it until I see her actually do something positive - like maybe rehab?

2:34
good one
lol

2:36,
yes I know but Elvis was a bad role model useing drugs!

Thanks 2:41, enjoy your sunday!

now x17 is posting that Britney and her motley crew frequented the bathroom very often all night. Nice. nothing like coke in the loo.

2:42
yeah, but you also didn't have it shoved up your face every single day from everywhere you look, as it's the case with britney

Of course the Fat, Slut wears fur... she's thrash!!! Total Drug Addict Loser...

I have only seen Kevin carry one of his kids one time in theire life.

omg you guys, there's part three, if you feel like having a nicole richie inspired sunday ;) go ahead, check them out

2:38 -- DO YOU HAVE PROOF THAT SHE WAS DOING DRUGS A HOTEL?! EVERYONE KNOWS THAT SHE HAS PASSED THE DRUG TESTS SHE'S TAKEN. SO WHAT DOES SHE NEED TO GO TO REHAB FOR, IF SHE IS PASSING HER DRUG TESTS.
BRITNEY IS CURRENTLY SEEING A THERAPIST, AND PROBABLY WORKING THROUGH ANY MENTAL ISSUES, INCLUDING DEPRESSION, AND POST-PARTUM (WHICH SHE DID NOT RECEIVE TREATMENT FOR IN IT'S EARLY STAGES, AND WHICH ONLY WORSENS WHEN LEFT UNTREATED).
SHE IS TAKING THE STEPS SHE NEEDS TO TAKE TO GET HER LIFE BACK ON TRACK. AND BEING DRUG, AND ALCOHOL FREE WAS THE FIRST HURDLE, AND SHE'S BEEN SUCCESSFULLY IN BEING SOBER, AND STAYING SOBER.
THE THERAPIST IS HELPING HER RESOLVE ANY OTHER ISSUES SHE MAY HAVE.
BRITNEY COULD HAVE TAKEN THE EASY ROUTE AND DONE NOTHING, BUT SHE LOVES HER CHILDREN, AND SHE OBVIOUSLY REALIZES THAT THERE WERE THINGS SHE NEEDED TO CHANGE, AND TOOK THE STEPS SHE NEEDED TO, TO DO THAT.

oh no, helen's at it again...somebody get HER pills...
maybe it's BRITNEy, defending herself under a pseudo :D

Helen, if you honestly believe that she is drug and alcohol free you are in worse denial than she!

Helen - "everyone knows that she's passed the drug tests she's taken" - no, not so much. She missed a couple which equals failure and at least one was positive.

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Umm Helen - what do YOU think she was doing in the bathroom all night?

hey, helen, how old are you??
how's sixth grade??

AM I GETTING THIS RIGHT????. SHARON STONE, ONE OF THE BIGGEST STARS IN HOLLYWOOD, HOSTS A PARTY, AND THAT GUY "SAM", SHOWS UP IN A BASEBALL CAP!!!. SOMEBODY, PLEASE TELL ME, HE DIDN'T DO THAT!!!!!!!.OMG!!!

Yep 3:18 - you got that right. They're pure class aren't they?

couldn't she had at least washed her hair or god forbid went to the hairdresser's for the occasion??

PARENTAL ADVISORY:

a canned ham named al keeps trying to make us laugh, but just doesn't have the comic "chops" to get the job done.

AL STILL LIVES AT HOME WITH HIS MOMMY, AND SHE WASHES HIS UNDIES FOR HIM.

just keepin' it fake.

'helen' is BS

Britney is very busy recently. It's said she recently joined a celebrity and millionaire dating site named searchingmillionaire.com. Many men winked at her there.

omg that site is hilarious!!!
it's suppose to be for the rich and famous,especially the rich ones, but what's important is that it has free sign up???

Helen can't be Britney. Britney's nursing a major hangover.

Plus Helen is wayyyy smarter than BS. Bwahhahaha.

4:04
true, true...:)

Helen is Annie

Shitney is 5 ft something, and those udders are hanging two feet from the ground. which birthday is this?
Love her tree trunk legs ! And the dress that would have fit her 10 years ago. She definitely must use a Carnival mirror to view herself.
It's so cute thar her and Sam are sporting look alike moustaches...STILL !

It is said that Helen had a profile at a niche interracial dating site named interracialconnect.com. Does she want an interracial marriage like Hottest Interracial Celebrity Couple Seal and Heidi Klum? sexy girl

Some village in Louisana is missing their idiot.

Britney's new nickname "tree stumps".

Happy 40th birthday for you Brit !

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lol! =)

she's such a sweet person, you never heard her saying a single BAD WORD to anyone...how can you people be so cruel? she's human, let her be!
Happy birthday, Brit!

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actually, i don't care as much about the *WORDS* that come out of her mouth vs. the ACTIONS she puts forth - especially those concerning her INNOCENT CHILDREN.

that's all that mathers

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no bitch, her *KIDS* are all that 'MATHER'...

...the britards make me want to blow chunks!

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Britney Spears Is Pregnant Again and she May Lose Custody of Her Vagina

December 2, 2007 12:46 PM - Anonymous

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LMAO! LMAO! LMAO!! omg... that was PRICELESS!!!

hey 3:55 and 5:19!
GO AWAY!!! With your stupid identity theft scam websites, millionaire/interracial blah blah blah!
WE'RE SICK OF YOU!

According to reports from a party insider, “Aside from going to the party for the free fur jacket that she got along with some platinum jewelery, (Britney) may have had an ulterior motive in going.”

“She arrived with her cousin Alli, manager Sam and a driver, but on her departure it appeared she had also picked up a handsome looking young man who accompanied her back to her hotel,” the source adds.

Happy Birthday, indeed.

Gossip Girls

December 2, 2007 1:01 PM - Pick Up at the Party

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ugh! she's such a filthy whoooooore!

OMG the bitch crashed Sharon Stone's party. LMAO

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sharon stone was like, LISTEN BITCH, WHEN I FLASHED MY BEAVER IT WAS FOR A MOVIE ROLE!!!!! NOT JUST TO BE A MINDLESS WHOOOORE!!... & then she gave her a pair of purple panties for her birthday.

hahahahaha!

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TOO BAD SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S DRESSED FOR HALLOWEEN.

THE LEAST SHE COULD HAVE DONE WAS WASH HER HAIR. SHE IS NASTY.

Shes already pregnant, so why not fuck some stranger on her BDay...Its ALL about SHITNEY 'yall!
If her puss has been neglected like the rest of her shitty self, then it would take a fuckin hazmat suit to screw her. How disgusting...what a pig...

Queen ZITNEY.

get some proactiv

her hair looks look awful you would think since it was her bday and she cdould hire someone to fix it she would or at least comb it damn

her hair looks look awful you would think since it was her bday and she cdould hire someone to fix it she would or at least comb it damn

She should shave her head, start all over but skip the weave. Let it grow out naturally. Work on one thing at a time, next work on you wardrobe, your habit, then, if you feel like it work on getting your boys back.

Love you Brit-Brit, kiss, kiss, hug, hug

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wtf?!? are you serious???? you're an asshole. why did i ask if the britards could get any dumber...?

does the 'P' stand for PATHETIC???

justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet", you must be off your game I was sure you, of all the poster could spot sarcasim. Not an asshole, I'm on your side. Surprisingly none of her fans seemed to agree with me.

I'm so proud of our gal the Britster, she crashed a party and snagged a guy for her 26th Birthday.

Love you Britty, keep up the good work.

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...maybe it just stands for 'PRICK'!

It's called sarcasm and you don't do it very well P.

X17,
WHERE IS THE PART THREE??????????????????????????

What happened to Birthday Bash part III? It has just disappeared from my screen.

Brit shows up for her own birthday party with no makeup, rats nest of hair, zit faced, clothes that don't fit, big sausage legs. I swear, this is something a drug addict would do.

X17 took off Part 3. Losers.

Part III, disappeared!!!

love u Brit. Happy Bday

Britney, I wonder if you read these? Listen honey, you look effing terrible! Get rid of the extensions, they are gross! Paris looks great in her short hair, why don't you give it a try? And your inner thighs don't look toned in a skirt that short, you don't have the shape for it any more. Dress more suitably and you'll look fantastic. You are just trying too hard and not pulling it off. Can't you see that you are making people laugh at you? It's so sad and it doesn't have to be this bad. Go talk to someone, a shrink of some sort. It's not a bad thing. It's obvious you are all fucked up!

justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet", you must be off your game I was sure you, of all the poster could spot sarcasim. Not an asshole, I'm on your side. Surprisingly none of her fans seemed to agree with me.

December 2, 2007 7:01 PM - P

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lmao!! sorry but the - "Love you Brit-Brit, kiss, kiss, hug, hug..." made it so believable.

*APPLAUDS* your britard impersonation!!

PART 3, WHERE???????????

No problem, I was waiting for your response, I must say you surprised me.

Fat ugly cow

Some fat old two-bit hooker skank had her 40th Birthday, so what's the big deal?

Part III, disappeared!!!

part 3 said - "BRITNEY & PARTY TOOK MANY BATHROOM BREAKS..." which we ALL know is code for 'BLOW'...

i guess britney told them to take it down 'cuz she ain't paying them for negative press!!

here's the link to three if you want to read it...

http://

x17online.com/

celebrities/

britney_spears/

x17_xclusive_part_three_brit_heads_back_to_the_four_seasons-12022007.php

no spaces or breaks... hehehe! =)

Probably had to go back to the car to get her cake. I doubt the party she crashed just happened to have a birthday cake for her.

Part 3 gone?

WTF?

Did ya hear? Shitney really is preggers. She slept with another backup dancer named Chuck. The friend that spilled it, is the same one who said she would marry and divorce Kfed, while Chubney denied it. JR Scrotum was gonna take the heat and Shitney said no way.

No kiddin Justin must get down on his knees a thousand times a day and thank God that he dumped her cheating fat ass years ago!!

No problem, I was waiting for your response, I must say you surprised me.

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i can't be on all the time, lol! ;) but i did give you the means to see the britney part 3 post, LMAO!!!

mamma bear must be pissed!!!!!

btw, x17 wouldn't approve my comment when i posted the link in it's entirety...

I tried posting the link and they won't let me.

Ah damn, she got one of them abortions!!! I wuz gonna mak me sum $$$$

It's her big ugly head and neck that make her look so FAT.

Damn, all those posts lost. Gone forever. Life will never be the same.

X17, part 3 ???????????????????????????????????????????

You haters are all a bunch of LOSERS who know nothing of the California Hollywood lifestyle. Think you are a bunch of know it alls and it is so amusing to read your uneducated posts!!!!!!
Like you know what is going on. SOOOOOOO FUnny!!!!
Justin dodged what is the worst!! ha haha
hahahaha

Happy Bday Britney
love u

7:26 retype, I got on through the address justins glad posted.

You haters are all a bunch of LOSERS who know nothing of the California Hollywood lifestyle. Think you are a bunch of know it alls and it is so amusing to read your uneducated posts!!!!!!
Like you know what is going on. SOOOOOOO FUnny!!!!
Justin dodged what is the worst!! ha haha
hahahaha

It's spelled Scandinavian not Scandanavian.

Learn to spell X17.

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fucktard extraordinare needs to shut the fuck up!

*you* are nothing but *my* stalker!!! always hating on me in every post...

oh & by the way, i grew up in cali you dink!! do you still have shit you want to talk?

NO, not justin's glad, say it isn't so, he's not the worst. One of the funnier ones, logical, yes, but dear god no not the worst. Shit justin you've been shot down by her fan.

oh wow anon 7:37 - you sound like you know all about the California Hollywood lifestyle. We "hater" or sane people as I like to call us, are so impressed by your worldly knowledge.
grow up idiot.

7:37 - you are clearly an idiot. I think it's your bed time.

I know LOTS about the California Hollywood lifestyle, living in the middle of it here. Britney is just so pathetic and desperate. Her 15 minutes are long over. She just hasn't figured it out yet.

Obviously Britney doesn't know anything about the "California lifestyle" either. Sound like an elite group.

7:47 -
Will someone please tell her? PLEASE?!

ok you fucking scum wads she is britney spears and she will look amazing in anything she wears and you all are just jealous that she is beyond rich and your sitting there reading it and your just jealous.. jealous.. pathedic people you have no heart, no compassion, you are all spineless bastards that do not deserve another morning to wake up to. What makes you think you are so much better then her. the poor girl has been through and is going through more then most of you oppionated mother fuckers have been through in your lives x3823948934 so i think for once maybe you should shut the fuck up and not read her news if your going to hate on her you fucking pathedic disturbed wastes of life
Brit Good Luck Your Amazing and your CD is Great ! Happy Birthday and i Wish the best of luck for you and you children and have a Merry Christmas!

How can I get this California Hollywood lifestyle edumacation ya'll?

P @ 7:48

Heeeheeheee! :)

Shit justin you've been shot down by her fan.

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right?! i just might curl up into a tiny ball & die now.

Well she certainly doesn't look amazing in this too short, too tight skirt that shows off all the sun damage on her chest. Her weave is horrific.

Anything she is "going through" is her own damn fault.

Too bad she's too stupid to get her life together.

Oh man - I think we were just called "pathedic"!

The retarded people are the brainless morons who post filth and hate on here as if anybody really cares what stupidity they write. This is like a cesspool for the lame and stupid and those without any morals.

And no, I'm not referring to those people who can write a decent thought without resorting to elementary school filth.

ok you fucking scum wads she is britney spears and she will look amazing in anything she wears and you all are just jealous that she is beyond rich and your sitting there reading it and your just jealous.. jealous.. pathedic people you have no heart, no compassion, you are all spineless bastards that do not deserve another morning to wake up to. What makes you think you are so much better then her. the poor girl has been through and is going through more then most of you oppionated mother fuckers have been through in your lives x3823948934 so i think for once maybe you should shut the fuck up and not read her news if your going to hate on her you fucking pathedic disturbed wastes of life
Brit Good Luck Your Amazing and your CD is Great ! Happy Birthday and i Wish the best of luck for you and you children and have a Merry Christmas!

happy bday britney
is beautiful
is the best
i love you

MAYBE FOR THE START OF A FRESH NEW YEAR, SHE WILL WASH HER HAIR!!! That hair is so dirty, look how clean Paris and Alli's hair is. Is she so lazy she doesn't shower. You're lifestyle shows through your hair and skin, ENOUGH SAID!!!

Vandra - wishful thinking I'm afraid. I don't think she'll ever wash her hair again.

Fat ugly cow

What Britney has been through is of her own doing, scum wad. Lets see the bitch be blind sided by the unexpected death of her husband at an early age, you don't expect to be a widow at that age, battle two rounds of cancer, alone, all this in three years. That low life bitch hasn't seen or know what it's like to go through hard times. Amazing is being able to survive this and come out with even an ounce of sanity. Just sign me off as an opinionated MF'r that has been through more times whatever fucking number you pulled out of your ass than Britney.

Amazing CD... hahaha..

Has it even sold half a million yet, with the Britards buying multiple copies? Not a lot of fans left.

Someone called us "pathedic"??

That must mean that Britney woke up from her hangover and is posting again, showing off that 9th grade education.

7:50 My, oh, my, don't you sound angry. Why all the anger toward the haters? Do you disagree that Shitney is a slut, an attention whore, a sex obsessed nymph, an unfit mother, a drug addict, a smoker, a dumbass, a narcissist, an immature spoiled brat, filthy, lazy, and an all around worthless excuse for a 'woman'????

OK well then if youve been through all that then iam sorry to hear that but shouldnt you be focusing on your own life? and moving on from all that seriously? like all he/ she was saying that the poor girl can not leave her house with out being invaided so before you play the whole pitty card.. then maybe you should show the compassion you want on other people .. i agree 100% people who live in glass houses should not throw stones.. Complete low life mother fuckers!
ilove you britney!

I think she uses that dry shampoo on that wiglet hair, because she has such on oily scalp!She should crop her hair and ditch the wiglets already, come on y'all it's Beverly Hills she's living in and I can't imagine what her neighbors say about her, they probably hope her dime runs out soon

What makes you think you are so much better then her...

hmmn, let's see...

- my hair is long, lustrious & beautiful
- my body is thinner & in better shape
- my singing voice KICKS ASS w/o the use of digital altering...
- i can dress better than she does in the 'DARK'...
- i've never been judged as unfit or told to stay away from my own children!!

...the poor girl has been through and is going through more then most of you oppionated mother fuckers have been through in your lives x3823948934

uhhhhh, you don't know any of us here. if britney had 'MY' life & it's particular struggles, that weak bitch would off herself after 3 days!

and that's my 'oppinion'!!

shut the fuck up and not read her news if your going to hate on her you fucking pathedic disturbed wastes of life...

December 2, 2007 7:50 PM - Anonymous fucktard extraordinare

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i think the one who needs to shut the fuck up is *you*!! you, britney & osama are the only 'pathedic' disturbed wastes of life here!

NYEAH! =P

OK well then if youve been through all that then iam sorry to hear that but shouldnt you be focusing on your own life? and moving on from all that seriously? like all he/ she was saying that the poor girl can not leave her house with out being invaided so before you play the whole pitty card.. then maybe you should show the compassion you want on other people .. i agree 100% people who live in glass houses should not throw stones.. Complete low life mother fuckers!
ilove you britney!

More haters than fans left.

Hahaha!

I look forward to when she runs out of money and is out of our sight.

X17, you guys are the stupidest bunch of losers...well along with your cash bitch, Shitney. NO ONE, except you jerks, think she's 'hot' and doing so well. She looks like shit, has NO friends, only paid shills like ya'll.

BRITNEY!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!
HEY YALL.. DOWNLOAD HER NEW SONG: PIECE OF ME AND SOON THERE WILL BE A VIDEO FOR IT!!!! BRITNEY, YOUR FANS LOVE YOU!!! WE WISH ALL THE BEST LIFE CAN GIVE U!!!! LOVE U SO MUCH!!!!!!!

reality check: no one cares, evidenced by poor album sales

Fucking greasy pig...Im, so glad Kretard has the kids so they dont get taught her piccy lifestyle and hygiene habits. If she dies tomorrow no one would be surprised. IN fact, its sad to have ppl betting on how long the piggy will live.
Dumb bitch, if shed just get some help shed get some respect, but SHE THINKS SHE KNOWS IT ALL!!!
The reson she doesnt have a stylist or hairdresser is that she absolutely WILL NOT listen to anyone. She is her own worst enemy, and Godspeed to her dumb ass to get it over with. Oink, Oink, Petunia, you fat sow.
I wish I had 10,000 for every abortion shes had.Read all of the comments on all of the sites. Ppl detest your fat piggy ass, bitch!

OK well then if youve been through all that then iam sorry to hear that but shouldnt you be focusing on your own life? and moving on from all that seriously? like all he/ she was saying that the poor girl can not leave her house with out being invaided so before you play the whole pitty card.. then maybe you should show the compassion you want on other people .. i agree 100% people who live in glass houses should not throw stones.. Complete low life mother fuckers!
ilove you britney!

OK well then if youve been through all that then iam sorry to hear that but shouldnt you be focusing on your own life? and moving on from all that seriously? like all he/ she was saying that the poor girl can not leave her house with out being invaided so before you play the whole pitty card.. then maybe you should show the compassion you want on other people .. i agree 100% people who live in glass houses should not throw stones.. Complete low life mother fuckers!
ilove you britney!

She's such a filthy skank now, even Kevin wouldn't take her back.

She looks AWFUL. That hair. That dress. That fur. That face. Yep, I'd say that's hillbilly trash, y'all.

Fucking greasy pig...Im, so glad Kretard has the kids so they dont get taught her piccy lifestyle and hygiene habits. If she dies tomorrow no one would be surprised. IN fact, its sad to have ppl betting on how long the piggy will live.
Dumb bitch, if shed just get some help shed get some respect, but SHE THINKS SHE KNOWS IT ALL!!!
The reson she doesnt have a stylist or hairdresser is that she absolutely WILL NOT listen to anyone. She is her own worst enemy, and Godspeed to her dumb ass to get it over with. Oink, Oink, Petunia, you fat sow.
I wish I had 10,000 for every abortion shes had.Read all of the comments on all of the sites. Ppl detest your fat piggy ass, bitch!

Her career is over. Now if only she would just go away.

piggy lifestyle. typo

8:07 second post. I did focus on my life, that is how you get over the bad things that happen in your life. You never forget, but what doesn't kill you will make you strong. She is avoiding all that is going on in her life by not even acknowledging there is a problem. Sorry but I have no sympathy for someone who chooses to take the easy way out or to the enablers who claim she has been through a lot.

so before you play the whole pitty card..

...Complete low life mother fuckers!

ilove you britney!

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you have the AUDACITY to talk about 'compassion' & then you go on to accuse that poster of playing the 'PITY' card?

YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE OF MAJOR PROPORTIONS!!

oh & FYI - BRITNEY DOESN'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT YOU DELUSIONAL FANTARDS!! =)

NYEAH! =P

fat ugly cow

There is a promo video of Piece of Me on youtube. It's pretty hot because it doesn't have HER in it. What's up with that? She can't even promote her own song. I had to watch it a couple of times to make sure it wasn't her. I knew she could never look like that.

ohh cry me a river .. to that bitch whos hubby died and all and fuck you, you undiscovered tramp who thinks she has a better singing voice then britney iam just so sure you all think your better then every one i come on here because i want to see possitive britney news you come on here because you have no friends and finally have some one to laugh at other than your selves..STFU FOR ONCE LOSERS MY GOD

You know when you flip a BARBIE upside down you can see how the hair is all coming out of about 20 holes, why her extensions clumped together like that! They are not being applied properly!! Come on everyone go flip your kids BARBIE upside down and see, I wouldn't attach my cosmotology license to that mess, and ruin my REP!! WASH YOUR HAIR!!! YOU'RE STINKIN' up CA!!!

Annie/Helen is back.

ohh cry me a river .. to that bitch whos hubby died and all and fuck you, you undiscovered tramp who thinks she has a better singing voice then britney iam just so sure you all think your better then every one i come on here because i want to see possitive britney news you come on here because you have no friends and finally have some one to laugh at other than your selves..STFU FOR ONCE LOSERS MY GOD

so before you play the whole pitty card..

...Complete low life mother fuckers!

ilove you britney!

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you have the AUDACITY to talk about 'compassion' & then you go on to accuse that poster of playing the 'PITY' card?

YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE OF MAJOR PROPORTIONS!!

oh & FYI - BRITNEY DOESN'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT YOU DELUSIONAL FANTARDS!! =)

NYEAH! =P

Yep Annie is back yall

She is gorgeous!

ohh cry me a river .. to that bitch whos hubby died and all and fuck you, you undiscovered tramp who thinks she has a better singing voice then britney iam just so sure you all think your better then every one i come on here because i want to see possitive britney news you come on here because you have no friends and finally have some one to laugh at other than your selves..STFU FOR ONCE LOSERS MY GOD

ohh cry me a river .. to that bitch whos hubby died and all and fuck you, you undiscovered tramp who thinks she has a better singing voice then britney iam just so sure you all think your better then every one i come on here because i want to see possitive britney news you come on here because you have no friends and finally have some one to laugh at other than your selves..STFU FOR ONCE LOSERS MY GOD

Happy 40th Barfday Skanky. You look like a crackwhore.

SEE th PIMPLES that are on her chin, well, my child gets those irritation pipmles from DROULING all night. Wiggy probably passes out and slobbers herself all night and has baby rash from it!!

Taliban Sam looks like he is sportin a few zits too. Drugs will do that to ya.

Sweetheart, I don't want you to cry me a river. Tears don't solve the problem. I'm not better than Britney just stronger. I'm not a bitch. From your post you must be a sorry, lonly, sad individual lacking any family or friends that truely care about you. I'd cry you a river, but that won't solve your problems either.

You can say what you will about Paris, but the girl looks like pure class in that group.

yep - she's BAAACK! Like a bad STD she just won't go away.

ok first of all iam glad we all are academic scholars on here and correcting every mistake made on here but any way i would just like to say that i have met britney at several different concerts with my daughters and their friends and she is soo nice and got pictures with my daughts autographed their posters and was just such a nicer person now that person has not changed i recently saw britney in barnes & noble and she hugged a guy then complimented his child and iam sure she would have done more if the papz werent all up her ass i just do not understand how people can be that hateful for someone they dont even know.. maybe you actually hate your self and taking it out on a innocent person you do not know is a easy way out.. but you all need help because britney is a lovely person inside and out!
Happy Holidays Britney and Everyone maybe 2008 will bring a year of much less haterid

Um, is it just me or did part three disappear?

ok first of all iam glad we all are academic scholars on here and correcting every mistake made on here but any way i would just like to say that i have met britney at several different concerts with my daughters and their friends and she is soo nice and got pictures with my daughts autographed their posters and was just such a nicer person now that person has not changed i recently saw britney in barnes & noble and she hugged a guy then complimented his child and iam sure she would have done more if the papz werent all up her ass i just do not understand how people can be that hateful for someone they dont even know.. maybe you actually hate your self and taking it out on a innocent person you do not know is a easy way out.. but you all need help because britney is a lovely person inside and out!
Happy Holidays Britney and Everyone maybe 2008 will bring a year of much less haterid

1) It's amazing that this trainwreck has made it to her 26th birthday.

2) Why is she dressing like a two-bit hooker. She does not look good at all. Her sense of "fasion" is just soooooo bad.

3) Why didn't the girl wash her hair for her birthday? You can see the grease. It is very nasty.

Britney is GORGEOUS!

That's o.k. justin's glad, I don't pity myself. I've become a stronger person because of many things. The poster who feels I am playing a pity card is just showing their ignorance.

Anon 8:22 - well you're partly right. I come on here to laugh at someone or rather some people....namely Britney and her ridiculous antics and the people who continue to defend her! You can't make this stuff up!

ohh cry me a river .. to that bitch whos hubby died and all and fuck you, you undiscovered tramp who thinks she has a better singing voice then britney iam just so sure you all think your better then every one i come on here because i want to see possitive britney news you come on here because you have no friends and finally have some one to laugh at other than your selves..STFU FOR ONCE LOSERS MY GOD

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anonymous piece of shit...

have the balls to post a name you ignorant celebrity ass-licking britarded cunt.

FYI - BRITNEY IS EMBARRASED BY CRAZY FANTARDS LIKE YOU!!

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to the woman whose husband passed... i am sorry for your loss. the asshole above is just a complete PSYCOPATH & no one here thinks the way he/she/it/annie does.

you got through everything for a reason... your journey must have an amazing purpose!! god bless you!

you know what y'all, I figured it out Beverly Hills doesn't have a watering hole to go clean up in, ya see Britney's all confused, where can she clean up all proper like if there AIN"T no WATERING HOLE!! That must be it, case solved!! Someone needs to dig one quick or hose her down

Hope you feel better now Annie, you anal retentive hun. You are a low life piece of trash and I hope your words come back to haunt you tenfold. You are the biggest HATER here. Why don't you just leave like you said you would? Liar.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITNEY!!! WE LOVE U! COME TO SALT LAKE CITY SOME TIME!!!!!!

WHAT HAPPENED TO PART THREE? The one with the bit about her going to the bathroom frequently?

In one of those pics she looks like Sophia Loren at 80!

8:31 is sad, Probably FAT, laid up behind his sorry assed computer...

ok you fucking scum wads she is britney spears and she will look amazing in anything she wears and you all are just jealous that she is beyond rich and your sitting there reading it and your just jealous.. jealous.. pathedic people you have no heart, no compassion, you are all spineless bastards that do not deserve another morning to wake up to. What makes you think you are so much better then her. the poor girl has been through and is going through more then most of you oppionated mother fuckers have been through in your lives x3823948934 so i think for once maybe you should shut the fuck up and not read her news if your going to hate on her you fucking pathedic disturbed wastes of life
Brit Good Luck Your Amazing and your CD is Great ! Happy Birthday and i Wish the best of luck for you and you children and have a Merry Christmas!

That fur better not be real. If it is, I hope someone skins her for her pelt (as nasty as it is).

UMMM 8:29 - I'm glad she was nice when you met her but do you think you know her after your 30 second encounters?
Obviously I don't know her either but what I have seen (with my own eyes) makes me question what kind of a person she is. Do you really think she is a good role model for your daughter? Would you like your daughter to go out and party with no panties on?
How about getting involved with a man who is in a relationship with his pregnant girlfriend?
Has your daughter started smoking yet? How about the very graphic sexual lyrics in her songs - do you mind your daughter singing those?
Even the line "It's Britney bitch" I find very distasteful.

lol iam sure people are like talking about there dead loved ones on here ..?seriously this isnt even achat room it is a comment box ..wow some people need friends and a hobby wowW

Good one, h20!!

Animals were put here to feed us and keep us warm!!!! Weaklet!!!

oh c'mon, we all know why crazy annie fat fannie won't go away...

the power of CRAZY compels her!!

the power of CRAZY compels her!!

the power of CRAZY compels her!!

Well dang we know she has a cement pond. Couldn't she jump in there once in awhile? She used the hotel's cement pond to shave her legs, but she's banned from there now.

Here we go again with the jealous. Yes, Yes, we are all jealous now will you please STFU

britney come to salt lake city! we love u! happy b-day!

I like how those furs make her look, COMFORTABLE...

And in late breaking news....X17 online took down Part Three in their Britney birthday overload. It appears that there Queen B did not approve of the unflattering pictures (especially the car shots) and suggestive prose (frequent bathroom breaks?) which accompanied them. Afer all, she does pay their salaries....

hey this is the mother tha took her daughters to the shows and all i just want to say to the person that commented back that i actually agree and you did open my eyes but still no one is perfect and people are worse then others i agreee i just wish the best for her and if my daughter likes her music then let it be. people said the same things about madonna's music in the 80's now our generation rules the world i think all should just calm down and realise britney is just a phase and she is still a humman and give her a break!!!

I say we all send her a bar of Dial soap for Christmas, maybe she'll get the hint!!

How do those pelts get so fluffy and white? Beautiful

8:37 is this your hobby. Like WoW lol. You don't get the point. Britney hasn't been though shit. Her ignorant fans like to use that as an excuse for her irresponsible behavior.

Um, is it just me or did part three disappear?

December 2, 2007 8:29 PM - Anonymous

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c'mon! get with the program... lol!

part 3 said - "BRITNEY & PARTY TOOK MANY BATHROOM BREAKS..." which we ALL know is code for 'BLOW'...

i guess britney told them to take it down 'cuz she ain't paying them for negative press!!

here's the link to three if you want to read it...

http://

x17online.com/

celebrities/

britney_spears/

x17_xclusive_part_three_brit_heads_back_to_the_four_seasons-12022007.php

no spaces or breaks... hehehe! =)

Wow, what negativity we have from one poster who is insane over some broad she never met and thinks is above us all. Britney Spears had NO IDEA what REAL bad times are. I won't go into mine but trust me, I wouldn't even wish the things that I have endured on her.

She's spoiled, coddled, delusional, and, worst of all selfish. She doesn't love her kids as much as she loves herself. And you fans who encourage her are as selfish and sheltered as she is.

Go to hell, you kiddie fans who refuse to admit the obvious. You are enabling her right into the grave.

fair enough mom - you sound reasonable and I appreciate the fact that you considered what I said. I know that no one is perfect and sometimes I even feel bad for Britney but then I see her put herself out there over and over again and realize she really is addicted to the attention, good or bad I'm afraid. Have a good night.

wished that i had gotten hit by Justin's bullet

look where Justin is, It's certainly not because he has talent

To Mom.
You should have a long talk with your daughter NOW. I sure hope she doesn't go around flashing her snatch and think that's ok. In coming years it will come back to haunt her and YOU.

Hey Jethro, GREAT!! Ya see the cement pond aint got no clay bottom to dig your toes in and fishies to rub the dead skin off, this here Beverly Hills aint got what it takes to stinkney clean Oh no, she likes that unfiltered swampy water to buff her all nice like! See ya Jethro(:

you fucking idiots need to stop criticizing people!! Its not right and another thing, britney is not fat if you think that she is fat then there is something wrong with you!!

you fucking idiots need to stop criticizing people!! Its not right and another thing, britney is not fat if you think that she is fat then there is something wrong with you!!

i think all should just calm down and realise britney is just a phase and she is still a humman and give her a break!!!

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funny...

i think *YOU* should be the one 'CALMING DOWN' getting all excited & defensive for this salacious drugged up, binging whore.

seriously, for you to allow this trollop to be your daughter's idol/role model/ whatever only shows what a poor excuse for a 'mother' *YOU* must be...

like britney, *YOU* should spend more time THINKING about WHAT WOULD A *GOOD* PARENT DO...?

Oh Ashley, go to bed. Remember, you have to go to your boring job in the morning.

you fucking idiots need to stop criticizing people!! Its not right and another thing, britney is not fat if you think that she is fat then there is something wrong with you!!

Hey Ashley, I think you got lost on the way to the Britney Spears Fansite. You see, this, is a celebrity gossip site. And this part? Well, this is where readers get to post their comments, good or bad. If it offends you, you may leave.

Alright i really cant stand people like " Glad shes not my daughter. Now i am not claiming to have a perfect life or anything but my daughter is 17 . 1st in her class.. Homecoming Queen.. Going to Princeton next year and is a fan of britney spears' music so are you still insinuating that i half to have a talk with her i mean i trust my daughter to do the right things and all i was trying to say sweetie that Britney Spears is a person like YOU AND ME. No one enjoys seeing bad stuff written about them .. these days if a person calls another person fat in the real world BAM LAWSUIT so seriously just think of how you would feel no matter what britney got her self into. shes young and made some mistakes i dont think she ever did anything to you personally to ever get that negative harasment.. so please just calm down and think about how you would feel first! God Bless Baby!
stay strong britney!!!

Im not offended. Im just voicing my opinion, kind of like you and if you dont like it than you can leave.

lol iam sure people are like talking about there dead loved ones on here ..?seriously this isnt even achat room it is a comment box ..wow some people need friends and a hobby wowW

December 2, 2007 8:37 PM - Anonymous

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shut up annie. oh wait, i just remembered...

the power of CRAZY compels you!!

the power of CRAZY compels you!!

the power of CRAZY compels you!!

you are the most delusional & ignorant psychophant on here - ever, in the history of time & space.

We are all glas that 8:50 hid her SNATCH. We are also glad that Britney didn't...THANK YOU VERY MUCH

No Ashley, see, your opinion is where you say what you feel about something. What you did was tell people what to do, that's different.

Now, Now, y'all should not fight, we need to ban together and figure out how Stinkney and still has people follow her around, am I crazy, but isn't not showering and being days old dirty make people run the other way, do all these followers have no smell sensories left! Come on money or no money offensive smelly is not worth riding that stink-tale

Hey - part 3 has magically reappeared! Britney's check must have bounced!

8:57
I'm sure at one time, Lynne Spears said much of the same things and looked how that turned out? God Bless ya Hon. You and your daughter are gonna need it.

Britney can't afford to be going through a phase of this proportion. Not when she has children and wants to have custody again. It amazes me she hasn't come out of this phase as some have called it. She is at risk of losing her children, she can't replace them, she can't recapture what she has missed. I don't know maybe it doesn't matter to her. I would hope it does, and if so, wake up and realize how serious this is to you and to them.

and the plot thickens...

Is She so plastered when she showers tha she shampoos with conditioner, I bet she just grabs anything, she needs an assistant in the potty room to hand her the right product, because the only other way you get oily scalp like that is from days of not shampooing, which is gross!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm outta here, it's late in my neck of the woods and I can't keep up with this California Hollywood lifestyle.
Keep it clean, show the love.

Paris is going to look like Martha Stewart's twin in about 10yrs.

There's already quite a resemblance.

In one of those pics she looks like Sophia Loren at 80!
December 2, 2007 8:35 PM
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OMG! I thought the same thing! That sun leathered chest is going to be a mess in a few years. WOW. I showed my husband her chest without her face and he said it was an old woman's. Soon the wrinkles will come. I have seen sun damage and it's not pretty.

So has everyone calmed down and decided to hold hands and sing Kumbaya or are we still trying to educate fanatics about the many sins of their idol?

And she drove herself to madness with a silver spoon.

I seriously doubt if Britney will be alive to celebrate another birthday.

Dec 2 10:29PM - I Hate Paris in the Springtime & Every Other Season

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i just LOVE your screen name!!lol!

you know what, i hate britney as much as the next but she actually DOES look decent here. for her, i mean. and she looks like she's toned up a lot.

she soo needs to stop tanning though. she has tan freckles and splotches. blech.

i wish u all the best brit!
happy b-day!

p.s. but that fur coat... (fur sux)

According to the swedish newspaper Aftonbladet these lovely jackets was not a gift to Britney she took one worth 45000skr about 7100usd, and handed over 4 other jackets to her friends. I "think" it´s cald theft. Or is it just something that the newspaper made up?

"...however your comments do give many of us the forum to identify those who have valid criticisms vs. those who just like to spew ignorant remarks. it makes for a good laugh..."

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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

it's *YOUR* pulled out of your dirty ass remarks that show you're nothing but a BRITARDED IDIOT!!

go to x17video & check out the video of kevin spending thanksgiving with ALL of his kids - OOOOH! & no 'MONITOR' in site because KEVIN IS THE *GOOD* PARENT you DIMWITTED FUCKTARD.

shitney went out on her birthday with her loser paid for entourage & the attention whore parasite hilton just to CRASH SOMEONE ELSE's PARTY & STEAL A DESIGNERS COATS FOR GOOD MEASURE!!

yeah, she sure looks like she's starting the year off 'RIGHT', what a 'TOOL'!

do me a favor you PATHETIC LOSER, the next time you want to talk SHIT, call your fucking parents. those ASSHOLES should be the ones who suffer from your stupidity because obviously their poor parenting had a hand in creating it, not those of us with common sense.

"Eat it, lick it, snort it, f*%k it BITCH!"

How long until she is in rehab again? This is a curse of being friends with Paris - sooner or later everyone ends up in rehab.

to "justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =) ," hey girl, when you gonna post another backstreet boys video? hey, ya'll, did you know that justin is really tina chen? yeah, she actually posted it on her myspace page. dude, i mean, girl, you are sick!!!

to anyone who's new to this site/post/or Justin's Glad He Dodged That Bullet...err, Missile (whatever the friggggggggggg that's supposed to mean), please know that if you engage in conversation with this Justin's, aka, tina chen, he/she will require a jar of peanut butter (details of his/her intentions not appropriate for email) in exchange for corresponding with him/her. So, just be prepared.

6:01 - i'm the real justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =) so knock it off.