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Guess Who SStoneUnder052008_01_X17.jpg No, really - judging by this actress' list of credits, you should have no problem guessing who had a little wardrobe malfunction in Cannes! (Still need a hint? Just take a guess - your primary Instinct is probably right in this case!)



SStoneUnder052008_05_X17.jpg It's Sharon Stone!

SStoneUnder052008_13_X17.jpg Life imitates art?

SStoneUnder052008_10_X17.jpg Hey, don't hate - after all, it's not like Sharon dresses so scandalously for church!

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Posted by: Anonymous

eewwwww..... jsut threw up a little in my mouth right now



Posted by: gemin

it is a man



Posted by: YUC gross Out man

ewww it looks like Balls not pussy.
Must be a tranny



Posted by: Anonymous

I'm not sure what I'm looking at here. That disturbs me some.



Posted by: Anonymous

wow who knew sharon was a hermaphrodite?



Posted by: grossed out in california

is that suppossed to be a vagina??

far from it.



Posted by: Anonymous

OMG. That is a dick!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

OH MY!!!
SHARON GAS A DICK



Posted by: Anonymous

That looks like a dick



Posted by: Anonymous

I'm scarred for live...txs x17



Posted by: Anonymous

I'm scarred for life...txs Tmz



Posted by: Anonymous

W....T....F.... is THAT?????
EWW
EWW
ICKY



Posted by: ewww

a bigger skank then kim kardashian? Wow didn't think I'd live to see the day!



Posted by: Anonymous

SHARON STONE PUT YOUR (WHATEVER THAT IS) AWAY! YOU ARE SCARING THE ADULTS.



Posted by: Anonymous

THAT IS NASTY!!!!!!!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

WHAT THE HECK IS THAT???????
OH MY GOSH!!!THAT CAN'T BE BELONG TO A WOMAN.



Posted by: Anonymous

I'd hit it.



Posted by: Anonymous

Is that a cock?



Posted by: amy

wow i have always known that she looked funny something was always telling me she was a man



Posted by: Anonymous

It's just her vagina in skin colour underwear:)



Posted by: Tart

Ha ha she has a willy!



Posted by: Tinker Bell

WTF?!?!?! Sharon has a P E N I S?????? This sure puts a different spin on Basic Instinct!!!!



Posted by: Toria

How F'N rude! That's Sharon Stone and She's an old lady!



Posted by: i'll eat it

hummmmmmm i like the toy



Posted by: Anonymous

Some of you are sick! I think she looks normal:)



Posted by: OOPPSSSS

I'm so confused. I've looked at the photo over and over again, and I'm sure it's just the shot, but man oh man, that doesn't look nice, and it leaves us wondering... ugh...



Posted by: oolong

it looks weird. it's long and dark and just weird!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

Now you know why we don't look



Posted by: Anonymous

That is definately a BALL SACK and not a pussy! If that's not a nut sack then she's got one giant pussy!



Posted by: Ri

?????????



Posted by: Jax

I am singing "The Crying Game" right now.



Posted by: funny as shit!!

Funniest shit I've seen all day!! I would have to say that her "shit" is so stretched out that it really does look like it's a ball sack!!

love it- funny as shit!!



Posted by: Jax

I am singing "The Crying Game" right now.



Posted by: Anonymous

I am singing "The Crying Game" right now.



Posted by: simi

WTF is that????/



Posted by: And

It's just a liner-1000 drops :DDD
But she looks pretty and well-groomed...



Posted by: Anonymous

I hope these peole know that she can sue for this shot....



Posted by: Anonymous

that is the weirdest looking fur burger. Is it Lindsay Lohan's galpal SAM's?



Posted by: Anonymous

vagina shot and old hands. I knew right away who it was!



Posted by: dick in her dress

"looks normal" post 8:51? you must have an elephants trunk as a pussy if you think that shit "looks normal"



Posted by: Anonymous

The picture has been photo shopped or else she has a dick!



Posted by: Anonymous

Wow! I can smell that thing from here! LOW TIDE.



Posted by: ZedsDead

This is just wrong...on so many levels.



Posted by: Anonymous

that is no dick!!!!! Hey she is an old lady!!! Okay!!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

I fee weird for looking at the pic but what the hell is that?



Posted by: TEAM BRITNEY 100%

IM SORRY OLD LADY OR NOT THAT IS NOT A VAGINA THAT IS A DICK OR A MAJOR PIECE OF LOOSE SKIN... I BET SHE IS SO EMBARRASSED!
HER REP NEEDS TO MAKE A STATEMENT BECAUSE THAT JUST DOESNT LOOK RIGHT AT ALL!!!!!!!!



Posted by: shameful

Oh no!!!!! what the F**k is wrong with these cameramen.



Posted by: Anonymous

She has no dick! She is just an old women! OKAY?!?! Suckers



Posted by: Anonymous

I think those are translucent flesh colored panties, but at first it really does look like scrotum which was kind of startling. Maybe her labia majora are kind of puffy and droopy. O I have to stop... I've looked at it three times to figure out what's happening. Ack! I wish these ladies would wear dark opaque underwear.



Posted by: Anonymous

to "Team Britney100%"
There are many pictures of your little BITCH Britney and she as a vagina that is hundret times nasty than anything else. EWWWWWW disgusting!!!!!!!



Posted by: NoFanHere

"It" must be a dude, he also has hairy legs too!



Posted by: Anonymous

Someone get some Feminine Deodorant Spray, stat!



Posted by: ho, ho...1 more and it's christmas time

wow a bigger skank then kim hodashian...can't be



Posted by: Anonymous

I smell Long Island Sound. Close those legs!



Posted by: where's J-Glad?

You guys are soooo silly! 10:05 u are crazay!! Anyhoo it does look like she's a little on the puffy side like 10:15 mentioned.(labia majoria?!@#!) i will be laughin for the rest of the day thanxs to you all!!! have a wonderful day!



Posted by: Anonymous

How frustrated she must be to do so (especially at her age). YUK!



Posted by: Anonymous

no wonder she has to adopt her children, dude looks like a lady...



Posted by: Anonymous

That´s why she was so confident doing daring movies like Basic Stink because she´s a Gay,now I´m experiencing totally crying Game!!! Woaaarrrrkkkk



Posted by: Anonymous

Ewww... that is sooo sick... If I had my shit looking like that, and with all that money she has, I would so something about it! Sickkk... Ewww.. Gross... YuuuKKK!



Posted by: Anonymous

What is wrong with these photographers? They should be sued! Nobody wants to see that! My eyes!



Posted by: Anonymous

that is so wrong! It looks like she does not shave and she has so much that when she puts on her panties it bunches up in a big black ball. EWWWWWWWWW I MUST GO VOMIT NOW!



Posted by: armaggedon

where's the "beef curtains" idiot when you need him?

jesus, that's just unnecessary, X17. i feel like a caretaker in a nursing home, forced to face the indignities of age -- of others!



Posted by: Anonymous

She just has fat vag lips. I know women like that. They flap. She has her legs almost together so it makes her lips bulge out. It's not as crazy as it looks.



Posted by: Anonymous

Pouah ! R..... !



Posted by: Anonymous

At least it's better looking than Jennifer Love Hewitt trying to fit into a bikini.



Posted by: Anonymous

Now that is a real woman! I love it!



Posted by: Elda

this is not the first time she's showed of her couchie, i think the woman is in mating season.



Posted by: LaUrA

EWWW...NASTY WOMAN
I GUESS SHE FORGOT 2 PUT PANTIES ON



Posted by: Anonymous

Why does she have a p e n i s ?????



Posted by: chris

She REALLY is a guy ! No wonder she adopted kids. Can't squeeze a kid out of that thing !
Sharon has a dick !!!!!!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

Is that a dick?



Posted by: Anonymous

Yes, a dick.
ShaRON is REALLY named RON !!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

This is so fake! anyone familiar with photoshop? How lame!



Posted by: Anonymous

WTF!
Thats a nut sack!



Posted by: vicky

OMG EW she looks like she has a cock!



Posted by: BeigeBaby

When my herpes flaired up my vulva looked like a scrotum. so what



Posted by: AKA

Hey, I'm an old woman too, but, I don't have anything that looks like that. Lord, what is that thing?



Posted by: Anonymous

Sir Shon Stone is it?



Posted by: Anonymous

What IS that???????



Posted by: sammmiiii

it's a chode =]



Posted by: sammmiiii

it's a chode =]



Posted by: Anonymous

That picture has seriously been photo shopped or else there is something wrong with her private parts. What a damn hoot! LOL



Posted by: Anonymous

And we know X17 likes to photo shop pictures.



Posted by: Anonymous

Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand
why she walks like a woman and talks like a man
Oh my Lola, lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo Lola



Posted by: Anonymous

it looks like theres a pair of balls under there haha god damn!!



Posted by: Shelley

I was sooo freaked - I stared at this for a good 5 min. thinking, "OMG, she's a MAN - there is no way we're just finding this out!"
Dailymail says it's a flesh covered thong...That is so NOT what I look like in a flesh covered thong! WRONG!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

she has nutzzzz



Posted by: Anonymous

horse lips below!!!!!!!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

ok..im not sure what that is!
that does not look like a woman's private parts!
sad!



Posted by: Anonymous

Looks like the dick she fell on broke off and stayed there....*gross*



Posted by: Anonymous

what is all the connents about how gross she looks i like it when women have fat lips!



Posted by: Shannon

HOLY SHIT! I hsve been laughin my ass off reading all your comments. I agree! That shit is just nuts---literally! I mean WTF is going on Sharon!?!?!?!



Posted by: Anonymous

Not only did they take that photo if that's not disgusting enough but actually blew it up as well just in case you missed it.



Posted by: Anonymous

ok. I think it's flesh toned underpants too. Also, she's 50 and look how great she looks. Her legs are fantastic and no celulite or wrinkles around her knees or anything. She is a beautiful woman. But, yeah, until someone mentioned underwear, I was baffled too. Yikes. And, I hear she's a beautiful person too.



Posted by: fashion disaster

OMG...she has BALLS! That explains so very much.



Posted by: Sam

Ummm it's a panty liner of the thick, old fashion kind? How rude to do this to anyone.



Posted by: Anonymous

Told you in my last post, thats here asshole!!! She's got hemmies!!! Of the royed kind!! She has to have one of those water squirter crappers!! She couldnt wipe that clean with $h!t paper!!



Posted by: Anonymous


Scuzzy shemale!


Her pussy smells, when I go fishing, I rub my hooks on her snatch and I get stink bait...She's so filthy, her knickers stick to the ceiling!

double-bagger noun
An ugly woman.

double-bagger: two bags would be needed to avoid having to see her during sex. One to cover her pussy, and one to cover one's own head should her bag accidentally come off!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

i see cock



Posted by: Anonymous

OBSERVE THE FLESH COLORED AREA ABOVE THE PURSE



Posted by: duch701

Are all these crotch shots really news worthy??



Posted by: Anonymous

It's probably just a maxipad!! Get a life!!



Posted by: smile

Maybe she hasn't reached menopause as yet and she is having her period and instead of using a tampon to insert she has on a pad and that's what makes there look all puffed up.



Posted by: Anonymous

What in the hell is that?



Posted by: Anonymous

I also belive that this is photoshopped..the rest of the pic is quite clear compared to that area.



Posted by: Anonymous

SHE IS HIDING MINI-ME DOWN THERE...



Posted by: Anonymous

EEEWWW!! SHES SO STRETCHED OUT AND USED UP.



Posted by: Anonymous

Even for never having any kids her pussy is really huge! I'd get some serious lipo immediately!!! Saw her ass on tmz last night....it's frightening!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

By 50 women hardly ever get a period....that's no MAXI PAD!!!! Forget camel toe....thats the whole FACE!



Posted by: Dalai Lying Lama

Sharon Stone's comment about Katrina.

News Reporter: Did you hear know about the typhoon in New Orleans?

Stone: Of cause I have. You know, it's very interesting about that since first, I'm not happy about the way USA treats the Iraqis because I think anyone should not be unkind to anyone else. And so I am being very concerned about the election of the next resident
of the US and A, because we had not being nice to Saddam Hussein, who is a good friend of mine. And Katrina typhoon ,and all the stuff happened, and I thought, is that Karma?
When you’re not nice that the bad things happen. And then I got a letter from the Iraqi Foundation that they want to go and be helpful. This made me cry. And they asked me if I
will write a quote to that, and I said I would that it was a big lesson to me, that sometimes you have to learn to put your face down and be a dog to the person who aren't nice to you. And that is a big lesson to me.







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