How Will Jen Celebrate Her Big 40th B-Day?

I wish Retirement....

gosh, when are you all gonna leave the woman alone, why on earth does everybody have to get married and have kids? variety is what makes society attractive, for god's sake.40 is a great age if you look as good as her, which I guess none of you do.

I wish she would celebrate by giving me a blowjob.

Yeah, I'd love the same for me, please!Although, I don't think is going to happen.

Wow, I wish my wife lookede as good as her, she is 40 this month,too, but n othing near her look.Bl**dy hell!

John Mayer is a very lucky man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I haven't seen any woman age 30 who look as good as her and she is b***dy 40.

She doesn't WANT kids! She wants more DOGS! They're easier to take care of. You can leave them with a trainer while you sleep with a thousand different guys. That's her claim to fame. Sleeping around town. Good one Jen! You should be proud.

Jen Aniston looks amazing!Gorgeous woman! Great legs,too.

Happy Brith Day to you Jen, I wish you happy at you day all.

Jennifer looks gorgeous for her age. I wish I looked as good as her. She can wear any kind of clothing and look beautiful.I wish all of the good things for her, in the above photo.
Happy Birthday,Beautiful Jennifer.

Happy Birthday,Jennifer. Wishing you a wonderful year.

Happy Birthday jennifer! I've just turned 36 today, you are an Aquarian like me,we are the most independent people on earth, we like to do ur own thing, anyway, enjoy your Birthday and by the way, you look AMAZING!!!!!!!!

Anon 5:03 has a bug up somewhere, sad and sorry. YOU should be proud that you typed ALL of that by yourself. What have you done lately?

I don't blame her for not wanting to have kids, why on earth would you wanna bring an innocent child to this horrible world?

Agree. HOlie probably....

why marry the pig for a little sausage?

I saw her on PCH in her r. rover, she looked good but might've been smoking ciggie

Yeah, why marry the pig for a little sausage, you can have the sausage any time, specially if you look as good as her, women nowdays don't need to get to sign any financial agreement(marriage papers)to get that sausage, no worth it.

Nothing says Happy B-Day like a big black cock!

Most likely spinster
Most likey horrible actor
Most likely barren

thats what the magic 8 balls says for her future.

I see jen is sooo popular, my god, people really care for her, every time there is a post about her, there are hundreds of people commenting on her, that says a lot, she is popular,man.

misery she found a gray hair and sent her into depression. maybe john will break up with her.lol

The only acting that she ever was good with was, Friends and The Good Girl. The rest are laughable to most of the population but she does have her following.

The other strange thing is - the females she hangs around with all look masculine - Crow, Dern, Cox, Tobey's wife and herself included. Hmmm, I wonder why this is?

I do like the fact that she likes dogs, very redeeming...

As always she will have all her stupid flunkies friends sitting around her holding her hands telling her the grey hair in her hair is Ok. While she crys.

No one cares about her.

SHE NEEDS A BABY. NOW!

I was fans of the other characters. Shame Jen and her fans think the success of that movie was Jen's. Slap in the face of the other good stars.

First of all " happy Birthday sweet Jen" :)Second I hope all you wished come true....Third..honestly i really don't know John but my gut is that you deserve someone so much better so please do not settle if you are! and lastly you are beautiful inside and out and I wish you nothing but happiness in your life because you deserve it!
XO

I hope this year brings her everything that makes her happy! Happy birthday Jen!

I truly hope this year her lies are opened up for the world to see.

8:14 pm Like Brad and Angie.

jolie looks way older then her and jolie isn't even 35. big mistake brad. your wife looks like an aging crackhead.

she can spend it on the beach under a palm tree on maui sitting on my face......just a little sand in the right place she'll be begging for more in the back door.....

finally you people see shes the nice girl and doesnt deserve the crap she gets......brad and angie are the fake bipolar attention whores who think they are godly..gosh they make me sick! angies the one with issues not jen

Maybe she will learn to Cook A Chicken Curry In Ten Minutes...

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Anon 5:23 I struck a cord didn't I? You got pretty pissed at me huh? Maybe it's because you know I'm right? What have you done lately? Won a Nobel Prize perhaps? Maybe we should meet. I guess we are both losers following a blog about Jen the who.e!

slick 9:18 I would agree with you that that's all you can do with her, but I have feeling she not that good in bed. seems pretty stiff, if you know what I mean.

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4:32, I wish the same :P

I wish her a happy b day! She is so wonderful that doesn´t deserve all the crap that comes from Brad, Angelina and those spoiled bunch of kids they have. Most people talk shit about her because she isn´t the prototype of a Hollywood girl...congrats for that, it must be hard mantein yourself down to earth and sticked to what you are and think ina a fake world...In no many words she is AMAZING...

liam, does your wife work? does she have a personal trainer, yoga trainer, personal chef, personal hair stylist, manicurist, regular mexican vacations? no kids to look after? plastic surgeons? dermataolgists? make up artists?

i think your wife would look just as good if she had the life of JA!

Just give us the latest on Linds and Sam not this has-been.

I can't wait to find out who was actually at the party. I'm sure this site will have all of the info.

Jen told Ellen she "cried" when finding a gray hair..This whiner is so shallow..People are losing their homes, jobs, retirement, etc & she moans about a "gray" hair.Can this self absorbed, pathetic loser be anymore self centered? Go Bleach your hair like always, light up a Cig, go to Mexico & tan your leather skin some more and let Pee Boy/ Boy Toy urinate on you...And while you are at it, take some classes on trying to sound articulate when you give interviews..You talk like a 15 year old...

This is kind of random, but I was checking John's friends' Twitter pages(from last night) and they were wishing someone a Happy Birthday and mentioning a birthday party they went to. I'm guessing they went to her birthday party along with John.

She said the gray hair nearly brought her to tears slightly. But of-course you twist everything she says for your own purposes always. Jen I hope you have a happy birthday. Make the decision to live live live! Don't worry about the lines on your face its not what the people closest to you like the most, but your warmth,humor and love.You and Brad made the perfect image although he made you feel like a doormat. Now I hope you have the perfect partner who makes you feel loved everyday. I KNOW YOU DON'T READ THESE BLOGS JUST HAD TO SHOW SUPPORT.

6:18AM If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, etc......

Maybe a somewhat reduced EGO? Jennifer is cute and a moderately talented actress, but her smugness is a bit overbearing...

This is how we know 6:11 is a stupid Mayer minion. Surf the Internet on twitter site trying to track John Mayer's every move by sniffing out who John Mayer friends are.
Mayer has a lot of losers who track every move he makes, if Mayer move to a another site they move there to.
Sad thing Mayer is a low life. Totally self absorbed no care for people at all. Fans who follow him don't feel good about them self at all.
If Jen was to step back Mayer would not be no where at all. He is hanging on to what little crumbs Jen can throw his way.

Who throws themselves a birthday party is what I want to know. Nothing says self-absorbed like throwing yourself a birthday party.

What are you saying QT? John Mayer wasn't the one to throw her this birthday party? Oh.

I know they are going to get her lots of Barbie dolls since her mental development stop at 10 years old.
Bet the boy Barbie doll will look like Brad Pitt.

Happy Birthday Jen! I love you!

Why are you not putting up what she said in marie claire? She talked about how she has kept all of the phone messages and love letters that all of her boyfriends have given to her over the years. She also said that she has her husband's phone messages and love letters too. She says that she listens to the messages often and reads the letters all of the time. If you were to see the article then you would notice that she never says ex-boyfriend or ex-husband. No wonder she is still available. This woman is nuts! Why would you keep the phone messages of all of your exes and never refer to them as that? It is clear that she still is not over brad even though it was her fault that they broke up. In the meanwhile she will continue to be the poster person for being alone. She may have someone in her life now, but everyone knows that it will not last. This woman is too high maintenance and too needy for anyone to put up with. It reminds me of the recent jennifer love hewitt story where her fiance ended the engagement because she is too insecure and always has to be tended to like a child. Aniston is no different than hewitt. They are both spoiled babies with daddy issues who can not commit to or trust a man because they fear that they will end up getting hurt by them.

For her 40th birthday she could have the chin surgery she so much needs.

She already said'I DO NOT WANT TO GET MARRIED RIGHT NOW!!" Why would she when
the competition is not getting married..
When Brad and Angie get engaged and married that is when she will ..as for babies that is the reason Brad ended their marriage...He wanted them and she
did not..GETT IT MEDIA NO KIDS NO MARRIAGE.

Now we know that John is going to make up all kinds of lies about her birthday
how he invited all his buddies who will
proceed to say what happened..NOT TRUE

half the posts here look like writen by the same person :P

She looks like a transvestite in this photo. Her time has passed and it would be smart of you to ignore her at all costs. She is not worth covering.

Jen does not have a life. That's why she and her fans bring Brad/Angelina's name up in every thing. Jen is desperate and sad. Now let's all throw her another pity party because her ugly face needs one.

12:47 you are so right :P

why is everyone hating on john? he must be doing something right!

12:47 PM Ditto!

12:47, i agree with you. i am tired of her talking about Brad and Angelina and puting all this "abandoned wife" act. Time to move on Jen!!

WE love jen.