Johnnifer's Double Date!

how the fuck did these two end up together... and ever since johns dating jen he's been acting like he's mr. too cool getting police escorts, dodging the paps when before he was chatting it up with them.

sorry jen as much as i love you i hate to tell you that this is just adding to yet another failed relationship!

no los soporto

Oh let her have fun. It's only a failed relationship if her heart is in it. Who's to say it is? Maybe she's just having a great time dating a hot, younger guy. She could be the one to call it quits...you never know. From photos I've seen of her, she seems to be loving life so why judge her? Let it be...

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I agree 9:22. what a waste of time. this will be done and over by the end of the summer.

john mayer is zzzzzzz. jen anniston is zzzzzzzz. maybe there relationship in snoozeville will actually work since they are both boring as hell!

where is 'britney leaving for vegas' news?;>

She looks so much older than him, poor thing.

maniston looks terrible with that hair! really old!!

i like courtney though, at least nog such an attention seeker as manny!

Jennifer looks so good!
Can't wait for her movies

Never mind Anniston, COURTNEY looks even older! She is seriously aging fast! She needs to eat more! Starving yourself ages you!

WOW! love the poses where is the scarf Jen usually holds over her face when you guys are around. PR anyone?

Courtney is the spokesmodel for Kinerase too, which is an anti-aging skin cream. I wouldn't buy that product after looking at her aged face!

ughh i so dislike aniston and she is so overrated angie at least has talent.

and ya think smoking like a chimney and sunbathing every freakin day doesn't make someone aging fast? aniston has more bags and wrinkles with dozens of powder then courtney has without. And maniston is even years younger, stop the sunbathing jen it doesn't make you any younger for your boyfriend lol.

I am actually quite liking these two together. He certainly is acting different with Jennifer than with his other girlfriends. Who knows these to might just make it long-term. Good for them!

Jen is acting while Angelina is pregnant. That is why they enter and leave separately and act out PDA in front of everyone. Same with the writing on his pharmacy bag of medication : all a game for attention. He is gaming the media.

i gotta go with Andrewe and talk about starving, Aniston's whole life involves around diets and sporting her ass off to stay slim. And the nose and chin are just more ugly then anyone can ever be, weirdest face shape ever.

John does play alot of games with the media. I actually think it is quite funny. And Jennifer is starting to come out of her shell with John and willing to be photographed more. Good for her. Not sure what Angelina has to do with this - but whatever makes the bove poster happy. Obsessed much?

so does Jen. Bouma was fake, Vaughn was a mask and Sculfor was hired.........John Mayer could POSSIBLY be doing this all for publicity...... would that be out of character ?

John Mayer is a hottie jen is way too old and fugly for him period! /]

i think they make a cute couple.

Both Mayer and Aniston are as boring as hell who cares? They live for the media attention! low lifes!

a estas dos amiguitas lo unico que les gusta es ser famosas

gawd they're sooooo annoying jen is just embarassing herself

mayer is far from boring. he freakin funny..watch any of his youtube clips. apparently he's also a p.i.m.p. he does have a big ego though

and he's definately lost a little bit of weight

Getting older has nothing to do with beauty. courteney is a few years older then jen but that doesn't mean cc is less beautiful, actually she always has been the prettiest female friend by far and she still is, no matter how much age difference there is. Beauty doesn't dissapear just because someone ages, im glad she does, or else something would be wrong, we all will get older but if i can do that like cc when i reach her age i would be very statisfied. She's a doll, i met her last year when i was in la for an internship and she is the biggest sweetheart to her fans.

look at their faces for crying out loud! they dont seem that into eachother. and Johnnifer? please, only the name already says this will be history soon.

and jen is getting very old looking! she never was beautiful to begin with but now she looks really weird by her cheeks look at the first pic! like she hasn't slept for months. Angelina looks so much better you must see her on the latest candids just perfect. And about the arquettes, they should get rid off jen, she is always hanging by their side even now she has a 'boyfriend' what is that all about?

I think Jennifer is great!... give the girl a chance why don't you. Don't be all judgemental.

kk. Jamaica

I think Jennifer is great!... give the girl a chance why don't you. Don't be all judgemental.

kk. Jamaica

The problem with Jennifer is Courtney. She is always with her. And, she has been always with her since The Pitt took a hike. Courtney Cox is boring.

12:33 : agreed, this is embarassing for her

after Angelina’s birth : THIS CLOWN IS GONE

John Smug Phoney : attention grabbing Dave Matthews copy…….yawn……..get out of our faces !!!!! Play your cloned music for a hoard of deaf talentless mediocrity like yourself……….piss on them and get off the stage

Courtney's series "Dirt" just got canceled a couple days ago. That's why she looks sad. I'm so tired of this publicity-seeking couple, I could throw up. Can't wait til he gets tired of her self-absorbed, whiney ass and dumps her!

Maniston & Mayer = Walking STD

Good gawd...I imagine Horse face is looking thru Bridal Magazine`s & wanting to pick out a China pattern..What a L O S E R....

Wow!! Perez they are boring, which is great and just what Jen is going for. So that guys like you will leave her alone and as far as The two of them You peolpe are SO FULL Of your selfs, "what makes a great couple?" Two people who enjoy one another and look great together. They HIT that right on the head. They are Fantastic together GET OVER their age thing or go back to the last century. Stop with the Brad/Angie BS they don't care.GET IT!!!!

Why doesn`t this insecure, whiney, chain smoker, leather skin, grade B actress just fade away?

Is Jen odering Oats & a bale of Hay?

Is Mayer with his mother? Oh silly me! That`s Maniston! Looking old!

2.27 your an idiot obviously and dont know shit. its not courtney tagging along with maniston everyday, maniston goes on every vacation with the arquettes, just childish and so not independent, and talk about boring, sunbathing whole day? There is more in life then that Jen! and the arquettes know better then that, so please get rid of her!!

They are old... 40s and 50s are Prime Time. 50s yes your aging , But My parents live into there 90s.... Geez! So these guys are young...john is a baby

Jen should have shown more breast because she looks like a guy still. Heck she looks like Mayer with long dirty blond hair.

Any one notice how troubled John looks these days. Something is very wrong with him. Jen looks like she is forcing a her smile.

Douchifer is a perfect name for this couple. They have giant size ego's.
what a pathetic publicity stunt. What a horrible trap to be stuck in. Jen still can't act they totally blew this stunt with bad acting. That might be why John is looking so sour.

Look at the pictures they look upset to be there.
I wonder are they doing drugs he look like a crack head in all those pictures.

WHO CARES!!!!.... MOVE ON PEOPLE!!!

I'll bet he is tired because he sits up all night surfing the internet looking for blogs about he and Jen. He is a narcissistic bas%$#@.

Are you kidding? Jolie is the one that is looking haggard. Jolie has the biggest forehead of any woman on the planet. And it's got this huge bulging vein popping out; what's up with that?

Jen on the other hand is looking younger by the day. Way to go Mayer, you're one fucking lucky guy.

they look great together and i think they are a great match hope it will last fore a long time love jen she derserve to be happy and have fun in her life dont care who she date as long she think it is right fore her so you go girl

Lets just say he is no BRAD PITT

I really don't think this John guy is anything special, and he's way too thin. I NEVER thought J. Anniston was anything special. Strange to me that of all the women that he has supposedly shagged, some better looking, she's the one with the staying power. Things that make you go hmmm....

Angelina is a little busy and deserves every haggard line in her face. Jennifer on the other hand has nothing to do but whip her butt in shape, lay in the sun and have a cigarette. I vote for Angie.

Poor Mayer. He is in the same trap Brad and Vince were in. Following around Courtney Cox and David.

If only Angie were single... Poor Maniston would have been broken-up with...yet again. No wonder she got picked for "He's just not that into you"

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they aren’t a couple that is why they never look really happy, she is faking it AGAIN for an audience : Jen has a secret neurotic fear which is “getting fat” and pregnancy means “getting fat” to her : that is why she is faking YET ANOTHER relationship around AJ’s pregnancy time : she is also hung up on her ex husband and doesnt want to date a man right now : but her audience are demanding she dates, so this is her excuse……………SCULFOR was hired. If you talk to the people on set about BOUMA they all know he was hired to perform with her, ……… her manager fears as soon as she has a real relationship, her audiencce will leave, because her audience is only there to see who she will date…….not the movie. If she has no gimmick, in Huvane’s eye, she has no audience and she will be like Kudrow, Perry and the rest……consigned to the sitcom scrap yard with no original ideas or future career in sight…….only reminscing about their plastic, surgeried, publicity filled, coked up, meangingless glory days. VAUGHN committed career suicide, as soon as his relationship with her “broke up” (it was a fake anyway) the audiences became disgusted with him……plus………as an actor, he stinks. Now it looks like Mayer is pissing on VINCE VAUGHN. …..and soon this talentless clown will be pushed to the curb for no real excuse as well.
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Wow im impressed by your analogy and perception of Mayerfer, johnnifer etc.
I would have to ring a hear hear on that. Angelina still maintains a frail bony arm figure while pregnant. Possibly Jen can maintain a bony arm with child. Skins n bones may break the scones they eat only. Eat a sandwich mayer.

Sorry but as I heard that Jen is a very boring person. He life is not interesting . She is just the ' GIRL NEXT DOOR" nothing special.

Courtney COX & Jen, belong together both are boring! JEN was in the spot light because of her ex-Brad .. MOVE ON JEN ~~ Brad is history! BRAD has the family he always wanted! He is a great husband and Dad. GET A LIFE JEN ~~you are not all that!

Courtney COX & Jen, belong together both are boring! JEN was in the spot light because of her ex-Brad .. MOVE ON JEN ~~ Brad is history! BRAD has the family he always wanted! He is a great husband and Dad. GET A LIFE JEN ~~you are not all that!

THIS IS ACTING PDA FOR AUDIENCE ATTENTION........................ IF SHE WAS ON HER OWN THE TABLOIDS WOULD IGNORE HER....................................LIKE PERRY........KUDROW.............AND THE REST....................... THIS IS WHAT HER JOB IS. SHE GETS PAID MILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO ACT ROMANTIC FOR A CAMERA............................ AND NOW THE SHOW IS OVER......................................... SHE CAN ONLY DO "HER TRICK" WITH CONTINUED NOVELTY : LIKE A TV SITCOM THAT LOST ITS TIME SLOT..................SHE IS REPEATING THE FORMULA FOR FREELANCE PHOTOGRAPHERS OUT OF CAREER DESPERATION........................ SHE HAS REALISED ACTING ROMANTIC WAS NOT REALLY SOMETHING FOR SALE...................... REAL RELATIONSHIPS (WHICH SHE SEEMS INCAPABLE OF HAVING)................... ARE FOR PERSONAL FULFILMENT AND FAMILY................................BUT LOVE AND FAMILY ARE NOT HIGH ON JENS AGENDA............................SHE IS TRULY A VERY SCEPTICAL SINISTER PERSON WHO MANIPULATES MEN AND HER AUDIENCE............................ SHE HAS BEEN VAMPIRED BY HUVANE AND KERSHISHIAN WHO ALSO DONT VALUE FAMILY OR CHILDREN, .........................................AND WAS AN EASY VICTIM BECAUSE SHE NEVER SAW A HAPPY MOTHER AND FATHER GROWING UP.............................WHICH LEFT HER BITTER AND VULNERABLE................................... .................... >>>>>>“smooching, cuddling, looking so much in love ”

..............................................................JENNIFER ANISTON : THE PUBLIC HUMILIATION OF CONTINUED DEFEAT FOR AUDIENCE ATTENTION......................................................................THAT AND TRIVIAL TABLOID NOVELTY OF A NEW FAKE ROMANCE AND A WOMAN WHO CANT FACE HERSELF, HER LIFE AND HER FUTURE

Look in the Mirror and get your own life all you haters. P.J.

Mayer made the comment once on how gorgeous he thinks Jolie is..Wonder if Aniston has started complaining about that yet..Only a matter of time...Aniston is pathetic..

Mayer looks like he has lost weight..Wonder if he is ill...Aniston is starting to look old..

I just don't understand, there is no compassion in this world... ok, yes maybe Angelina is much more beautiful, whatever... I also agree. But Jen is also quite pretty, and I don't understand why people have to keep comparing the two: they both have lives, and they are happy. Granted, Jen had to jump a few extra loops for it, but eventually her life will also fall into place, whether with this guy, or the next. I don't know why people love to see other people fail and be miserable. From what I am reading, most of you are waiting for her to break up with this guy, and to fall into a depression spiral... I really hope that this bad karma doesn't turn against you. Let's show some love for one another for once, and let her live her life. My grandma said 'if you mind your own business, you'll live to be 100' and she also said 'if you dont' have anything good to say, then don't say anything at all'. Just a thought!!! Peace

to all nasty brangeloonatis, I hope you all burn in hell for all you nastiness. You'll choke to death when you hear that Brangelina is turning to dust. They will, yknow. It's coming.

Hey anonymous, June 14, 2008 6:27 AM

Mayer DIDN'T make comment about Jolie being gorgeous. He said (in a standup comedy) that Brad had nobody to imagine if he (Brad) was given a blowjob by Jolie herself, whereas other men can picture Jolie giving them blowjobs when they were jerking away.

Actually, it's not a complement to Jolie to be thought of that way, is it?

Actually this it is compliment. While Jenny is giving Mayer a blowjob, Mayer is saying he trys to think of the most sexiest woman alive to help him get off. That would be in Mayer opinion Angelina Jolie. Certainly not Jennifer Aniston.

those who said Angelina is more beautiful than jen,please,she is 6 and half years younger than jen,jen is fantastic in her age in33,not as so gaunt,wrinkled as angelina!
who said john doesnot look happy with jen,hehe maybe,but can not compare the unhappiness showed in those pictures which brad with Angelina,who is a chian druger,homewrecker,media whore！

jen is 39 years old she looks great in her age,quite natural and healthy!I cannot tell if she and john could be together forever,but at least they matched so normally without break somebody's family!

Annonymous 8.34am
Mayer wasn't talking about himself. He was talking about others. Anyway, that was years ago. He didn't see the new Jolie, the skinny, flat-assed, 45-year-old looking with fake balooning belly hag yet ---- aaaghhhh.
Kay, it's a complement, if it makes you happy.

Poor Jennifer, this one's gonna hurt when he goes scram. You can see he's already lookin for the exit - while Jen looks so pleased.
John's a man-ho who's not ready to settle down.
He needs at least 3 or 4 Va-Jay-Jays at a time.

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They're a very attractive couple.

They are a very manufactured couple. He is quite ugly in reality. Like Vaughn. Really, who wants to watch a guy imitate Dave Matthews doing a Tom Petty song.....give me a break.... he has a declining audience so he does anything for attention.... including acting as her handbag/dog. As soon as AJ's pregnancy publicity is over this ACT is over too.... and no reason will be given from either party.......so nobody takes the blame. Same with Vaughn etc... WHY ? because it is ARTIFICIAL. Contractual. For business not reality.

They are a very manufactured couple. He is quite ugly in reality. Like Vaughn. Really, who wants to watch a guy imitate Dave Matthews doing a Tom Petty song.....give me a break.... he has a declining audience so he does anything for attention.... including acting as her handbag/dog. As soon as AJ's pregnancy publicity is over this ACT is over too.... and no reason will be given from either party.......so nobody takes the blame. Same with Vaughn etc... WHY ? because it is ARTIFICIAL. Contractual. For business not reality.

What a sweet picture. He's really meeting all the family members and the people in her life which is great.

>He's really meeting all the family >members and the people in her
>life which is great.

are you for real ? you know this is created ENTIRELY for people to talk about...

Love it!! He's very hot in a goofy kind of way, dresses well too.

They totally look stoned.

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>Love it!! He's very hot in a goofy kind >of way, dresses well too

how much do you get paid at CAA or PKMBH to type lies for PR ?

how did you guys make them smile to the camera? It just sounds like something they never would do.. to the papz that is :) Btw, jennifer is beautiful, John in beautiful, and they look very good together!

I wonder when the waiter comes to take their order, does Maniston stomp her hoof to order? Egads she is old looking & ugly...Mayer looks sick...

Something about this "couple" is just nasty..

Happy Father`s Day, Brad! LOVE this family! Can`t wait to see the precious twins!