Their Last Goodbye Before A Week Apart!

Douchifer is the perfect name for these two.

That color makes her look fat. She looks like a clown with that stupid make up one.

They are not a real couple. Escort for hire.

The only reason he is with her is for paps will take his picture. I will be glad when this sh!t blow up in their fake faces.

To me she looked drunk, high or both.

So funny how X17 photo shopped the pictures but to late we already know better.

Sweet pic.! They make such a cute couple!

He
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Notice that embrace seem so fake. Look how he is turn. Douche bag couldn't make it look real. Look at the ugly chins on those two. When she opened her mouth her voice was so ugly. She just came off as very old.
These two are awful at faking it.
How long before Jen is going to call on Jen for another emergency act like you are my boyfriend appearance.

I wonder who's ideal was it for Jen to show up there. They should be slapped. Good thing she is going to go hide her face overseas for awhile.

Not a h8ter but they bring out each others "flaws"

I never noticed John's gigantic forehead or Jen's ugly nose before

She was blumbering idiot up there at the Oscar podium. That hard stale voice. She didn't look in love at all.
When she sat in the back of Brad and Angelina she seem to just glare at them to me that was disrespectful to John. He must be chop liver. This chick clearly was not over Brad. If John wasn't a desperate douche he would move on because mentally ill chick here will never be over Brad. John will forever live in Brad's shadow. I believe Jen has no respect for John any way. When you buy a man you don't respect them.

They are so cute and happy that you members of Brangelina cult just cant stand it lol

TOO MUCH DAMN BLUSH....FOOL.
Who did that make Bozo the clown!
What the hell was with that hideous braid across her head. Poor thing have serious issues about turning 40 for sure.

They are horrible actors. It don't look real at all.

The dress was OK but everything else was horrible. She looked awful-a very old 41 or 42 every bit her age. Sorry but it is true. Even with dopey douche on her arm she looked deep 41. She wasn't the picture of love she came off as very angry.

They look more real than Angelina and Brad thats for sure.

Yeah he is using her to help get attention for his TV show. Jen is a dumb tool. She should stop letting this jerk use her like a tool.

How come he really don't look at her. He just stand be side her and pose. They look so cold until she has to grab him.

It's in the body language, it's awkward and stiff. Her head tilts away from his. It does seem like a act. The body language is all wrong.
We can see he really is not into Jen. John is with Jen for fame. John wants to be in that Oscar circle so bad Jen is the only tool to get there.

She is talentless and he s a douche. They are perfect for each other. They should stay together and not infect anyone else!

What is strange is that John Mayer said in his blog he was going to be a "Oscar boyfriend" That sounded so mechanical and to me as if he was hired???????
I really think he looks so dopey very dopey.

This old d-list TV hack should never have been at the Oscars.
Dumb cow is immature and pathetic. Her hair looked like shit. Her face is so ugly. I laugh when she walked out with those two big old red blush spots on her face. I never laughed so hard. Hell every time I think about it i start laugh boy that shit was funny. The used the hell out of her.

her skin is really ruined from all the tanning. i really feel sorry for her. she really deserves happiness. i hope john really loves her.

JENNIFER ANISTON IS PREGNANT AND WILL BE ANNOUNCING AS SOON AS CLEARED BY HER PHYSICIAN.

Jen is just too clingy....no wonder Brad left her. She plays the I got dumped chic too much. Pull up your big girl underwear and grow a pair.

i think she is showing subtle physical signs of pregnany. the skin, the burgeoning hips (especially at her age), looking haggard, not her usual manner of paying attention to what she wears...she is 40 so if she is pregnant, her skin appearance & body shape would be the first to give it away...

@7:11 you must be a man or a stupid kid. Doctors don't tell you when to announce your pregnancy. You can announce the minute you find out if you want to.
All doctors tell you to do is be careful. What is important is that you take care of your health. The cigs Jen smoke would greatly cause damage to a baby. Has she quit smoking.
What most stars do is keep it a secret in case they lose the baby, then they don't want every one in the media to know they lost a baby like Lily Allen when the poor dear lost her baby.
What it sounds like you are talking about is her big Pr team that Jen don't make a move without.
That pr agent is on speed dial for sure.
You need to stop lying. The wh0re use that trick already. Jen has lied so much that she is starting to use previous lies and tricks over again.

His Hair! lolololol Ewww! They have zero chemistry. Ugh!

NOW THEY LOOK STAGED....JEN NEEDS TO STOP ACTING

dude look like goofey

Person who wrote these hateful comments really has problem with herself.

nerves...nerves...nerves...it showed in her body language...she wasn't relaxed..she was stiff...she was so conscious that everyone was thinking she was feeling esp. brad & angie were right there in front of her...she avoided eye contact with them as much as possible...this "embrace" is so posed...they have to appear "sweet" because she is suppose to show everyone that she is now "in love" and has a "boyfriend" as a date....it's all an act!!! I'll believe that this relationship is true IF EVER they get married...her past boyfriends are in relationships now...Vince Vaughn has a girlfriend, Paul Sculpor has Cameron Diaz & planning for their wedding...Wonder if John will even ask her hand in marriage?

I think this relationship is genuine, no traps of pregnacy like the circus act Brangelina . I think Jen is finally happy , it's been a hard road for her, i think home wrecker Angie should have her a$$ kicked by both Laura Dern and Jen, Angie is nothing but a evil home wrecker, Karma is a b*tch Jolie..

I think this relationship is genuine, no traps of pregnacy like the circus act Brangelina . I think Jen is finally happy , it's been a hard road for her, i think home wrecker Angie should have her a$$ kicked by both Laura Dern and Jen, Angie is nothing but a evil home wrecker, Karma is a b*tch Jolie..

she's marrying her father.

They look great. You guys need to stop hating!

me too thinks she's preggers.

Are you people in the Jolie voodo cult or something?? Jennifer's last two movies have out sold that stupid movie of Brad's and Angie's is out on DVD already LMFAO believe me Jen isn't living in either one of their shadows,, and John is handsome.Meow you jealous hags..

Hey....Jen the hole audience thought you were so pathetic on that stage. Tripping over a relationship that ended 4 years ago as you fumble over your lines.
We all think Jen is retarded.
Hey Jen we thought you looked like "Jenny the loser clown" with all that red blush on your cheeks and child like braid on your head.
Look at your stupid escort all up in other women faces. Just like he do at every event.
The whole audience thought "why don't she move on with her life" we all are saying it over and over.
Move on with your life and stop letting the media use you. The Oscars use Jen to trying and pulling viewers in with the triangle. Jen ended up looking hideous.

Hey Johnny boy - Love the MUWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hair.

:D

That is one dorky lookin' dude. How does she do it with him and not snicker or something?

Mayer said it would be longer than that x17 go do your homework. I hope Jen in Europe. They can have that old bitter ho. They got beaches for her to lay out on, that's all she requires.

I don't know why she didn't take a sedative before going on stage if seeing Brad & Angelina bothers her that much. Maybe she shoulda smoked a doobie. lol

John always looks eh.

Ever see him when he didn't look eh?

Nope.

I believe dufus is gay.

Flubbed her lines & looked miserable. Now THAT'S uncool.

Any gay guy worth his salt wouldn't touch that schizz with a 10-inch triple-wrapped dick.

Jennifer looked great, since when is 40 old? She looks great and John and her look happy leave them be she deserves this.. I hope when she decides to have a child she doesn't raise it on an airplane with nannies.. no life for a child..

Jennifer looked great, since when is 40 old? She looks great and John and her look happy leave them be she deserves this.. I hope when she decides to have a child she doesn't raise it on an airplane with nannies.. no life for a child..

HA HA HA HA this is so pathetic im not sure whether to laugh or cry , Imagine being this stupid B I T C H , she looks so desperate and so fake

she is with child...no rumors this time...she'll have the last laugh on the haters, you'll see.

She def looks pregnant i wonder how much she paid him for this whole "thing" its so completly ridiculous and she is a laughing stock . My god get a grip why in the hell wee u at the oscars anyway .?????U cant act u got lucky on some tv show and u have been the same character ever since you have no depth and no range apparetly you are rachel, The only reason u went there was to try and impress your EX HUSBAND all u did was make an ass outta urself and the oscars used u for ratings!!!! Good job everyone loved what u did . HEY RAChEL i mean JEN can u spell LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!these 2 are so fake and so akward an uncomfortable around each other it is too freaking funny . brad and Angie must have laughed all the way home at this very foolish woman who needs to grow the hell up and start aging gracefully. get a life u self indulgent idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!maybe having a kid will get her mind of her sorry worthless self PLEASE

Stop calling people haters who are expressing their own opinion that is different from yours. Stop lying!! She does not want a child ever. She will not tie herself to John in that way as he could get his hands on her money. She looks every bit her age or even older, her makeup is horrible. John is laughing all the way to the bank cause he is being paid big bucks as her escort. She is a terrible public speaker, stumbled the same way last nite that she did back in December on a tv charity telethon. She leads a faux life and most people clearly see that truth, even some of you defending her.

I cannot believe there are this many haters on one thread,or one person is
posting over and over.
Jennifer and John are a darling couple,
I do think she is pregnant.If she is good for them.

She is not pregnant, and never will be. Stop the lies. Stop throwing around the word haters. Realists see the truth and are not haters. She has 2 films lined up back to back for the next 5 months in NYC, SHE IS NOT PREGNANT STUPID.

I thought they looked like they were
having fun and they both looked happy
and cute.

They looked very happy last night.They had a good time at the after party.I hope they marry,and I think they will.

his head is HUGE, a real blockhead. they look stiff and staged. ugg!

This is obviously one psycho posting all those same crazy hateful comments under every photo of Jen and John. Jen is adorable and John is cuter than Brad, they look happy and I hope she is pregnant.

Don't you guys think she looks constipated? I'm sorry but I question John's motives. He's loving the fame factor a little too much!

dang haters.. give it a rest. yall talk an awful lot of mess for people who dont even come close to looking as good as them.

Fat, old, preggers, not!...Jennifer, looks a ton better than bitch-ass Angelina, with her pompador hair-do, and fake smile. She really thinks that she has the upper hand because she has Brad, however, someone needs to tell these yahoo's that they are yesterdays old news. Burn in Hell, Brangelina! What goes around...comes around, that your brats and leave the country now, pleezzee!

They really are a couple of desperate camera whores. She is so desperate to have any man. He is desperate for a photo opp. Very obvious and pathetic. I wish the 4 of them would just go home and stay there. Will the new talent please stand up?

Jennifer glows when she is around John.
That is LOVE,people.

Someone said she flubbed her lines,last night. What about Will Smith,no one says anything about him today.

FYI : it isn't real

Lovely couple in love, so real, down-to-earth and so sweet

THe couple will be back when Brad Pitt's Inglorous Basterd will be shown in Cannes Film Festival. After Oscar to each his/her personal business. Stay tune for the return of the FAKE COUPLE.

Um, sorry to be the voice of reality, but Jen was high as a fckn' KITE - that's why she fcked up and sounded bizarro. ...and sorry, but pregnant? LOL! With what? Grey Goose Martini's and weed? Because that's what she did the night of the Oscars, and has been doing for quite some time. Hahahaha! By the way - can I ask why her fans are excited about a maybe gaybe closeted Perez Hilton tonguing douche, who actually called a press conference of papz, dumped her in the middle of the street and said he had no chemistry with her and didn't want to waste her time. Sorry, but there cannot be any retroactive reclaiming of some fairy tale passionate romantic union when John Gayer has already said he didn't feel the magic AND told a joke pre- his current Maniston fakery, that Angelina was his ultimate fantasy woman? This woman and her sorry love life is a joke. It's really pathetic. By the way, Mayer said he was disappearing for months after the Oscars, that's his way of telling you he and Man are 'done.' Sorry fanistons. LMAO

She drank all last night - I know I was there, serving her ass. She really looks old and fug too...and I can't believe I'm just now seeing that she was the least attractive member of friends for all those years.

When the day come that Aniston will "looks ton better" than The Jolie will be the day that there will be no more UGLY PEOPLE IN THE WORLD bwahahahhah!!

Aaaw what a cute photo, they look so good together they are simply glowing!!! She is probably pregnant!

If you dyed John's hair that grey/white color he would look just like that gay announcer on TV the night of the Oscar's on E!. What was that guys name? I see a striking resemblence.

Hahahahahaha.....Jen was the most beautiful in the Oscars that's why you are all out to bash her down again. Sure she was nervous, who wouldn't be? No matter, no can deny it, she was just gorgeous, simple, sophisticated gown, no bling bling, hair was perfect for the gown, so so natural, no false eyelashes like the Morticia in the front row.............absolutely divine! Brad was looking, smiling....wonder what he was thinking? Hehehehehehe..............

may God..this crazy comment about them is so ridiculous..its like a high school bullying..
Just let them be..either is publicity or not ..I care that she seem happy and the picture looks great..if she is single people said she is desperate..if she is with a hot young man people said she is desperate..you can not reason with hater..they always look everything negative..
I think Jen look great..but her face look a bit bloat and tired..I think because she is stop smoking and just having a lot of party before the Oscar night..They relation might not last..but for now..let it be..

John and Jen look happier than Brad and Angelina. You want to talk about clingy; Jolie is constantly grabbing at Brad and making him follow her like a rabbit in heat.

He is FUGLY and well ,,,so is she ,

lmao at that big old pointy chin ,
wouldn't hurt if she combed her hair either ,

and oh yeah this site and it's 16 POP UPS everyday SUCKS !

tRUTH IS 9 OUT OF 10 BLOGGERS here think they are both stupid retarded fake peopkle and that she is a biter old drunk and he is a famewhore!!!!!!!!!!!

What nasty hags you people are! She looked beautiful,natural,happy and in love. Who could ask for anything more? It was sweet when Oprah's friend Gayle interviewed these two backstage and she said she was so happy that the two of them have decided to be more public. IT'S real! Oprah is one of Jen's closest friends. No one needs to put on the "pretend to have a boyfriend" routine for a year! Some of you have such warped minds. By the way, when hacking on appearance, don't forget to add Jolie's cracker jack jewelry to the list. Jolie should make a note to self : don't do botox injections before big awards because she comes off as cold and stone face (although I'm sure that's the look she was going for anyway)!

Is it just me, or does he look like Napoleon Dynamite?!

Posted by: Candyland
She drank all last night - I know I was there, serving her ass. She really looks old and fug too...

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And why on earth would anyone believe YOU? Come up with a better story if you're gonna start rumors. She was drinking, yeah, and so was everyone else. For the record, anyone that has ever seen Jen in person usually says she looks even better upclose. Yes, more than one journalist has commented on how youthful looking she is in person. She has a glow. So take your pretend story and shove it up your a** !

Aniston told jokingly to Gayle that John grow up watching Aniston..he..he.she is not afraid to joke that sh is older than john..Watch at you tube..
Btw there is picture Jen the LAX..she is older and not afraid to show it..but her body and personality will stay top notch forever..

—Jennifer Aniston, pushy, to the paps taking her pic with on/off man John Mayer at the Vanity Fair Sunset Tower Oscars bash. Jen insisted on seeing how the pics looked right away, before, mind you, pretty much ditching Mayer once inside. Yeah, that one smells so back on

11:29: total garbage, they are acting and everyone who works in the industry knows that, and even Pitt knows that too. That is why she was messing up her lines, because she is ACTING a relationship in front of the world, again, whereas he has a real relationship that he should have ahd before. ALL ACTING. AND.......BTW..... I NOW KNOW THAT X17 IS USING MY IP ADDRESS AND FWD ALL MY POSTS TO CAA AND OTHERS BECAUSE THEY NOW KNOW WHO I AM. REALLY NICE OF YOU X17. MAYBE YOU WOULD LIKE TO PAY FOR MY CONTRIBUTION TIME TOO ALSO?

So do tell, who are you and what is your inside connection? Paparazzi? Actor? Director?

Insider, If X17 is sending your IP address to CAA. Spill the beans and tell all you know. Why should you worry what Jen will think. If CAA knows it's you then Jen probably knows also.

Stiller isn't the only actor with a beard.

7:26: no, sorry

No but 7:29 he was damn good! Best part of the night!

Insider, Why would you claim all this stuff for months and fall just short of the punch line.

2 Reasons:

All you said is bull$hit or you are being put up by CAA/Jen to leak this info to gauge public perception about this PR charade.

Sounds about right

What do you have to loose if you tell all. It seems like you already pissed alot of people off. How much more could you piss them off unless what I said above is true.

Its not 9 out of 10 bloggers, its only you crazy hater writing numerous vicious comments about Jen all over

Jen and John looked awesome and were real. JP blew off everyone on the red carpet. Plus she looked miserable with her high 80's hairdo. Pitt looked excited but only because he was pumped to see Jen up close for the first time in 4 years. He barely looked at Jolie aside from posing for photos. No pitt porn at the oscars. It must suck for him to have to always carry garlic cloves and a cross! No wonder he hides the booze in the other pocket. Notice how these two didn't show up to any after parties. I'd go straight home too if this were my 5th award show with NO win! But we know they'll use the kids as their excuse even though we know they have nannies 24/7. Heaven forbid they actually mingle with their peers. Blame Jolie - she's an unsociable outcast and not well liked - regardless of E News constantly kissing their ass and filling their head with stupid lies about being one of the hottest couples.

I hope they are really happy but something about them makes me think their happiness is a little fake, maybe it's john that doesn't look so happy, time will tell.

geez, will you give the girl a break, how many of you would show your face at the oscars in front of the whole world if your ex husband and the woman who he left you for were sitting in front of you? How many of you have had a breakup like that played out in front of the whole world? she has gutz who cares if she stuffed things up on stage, so many do, she looks like she was having fun and probably had a few drinks before going up there, so what give the girl a break, Brad doesn't look so good himself since he's had to look after so many kids and probably never gets a good night sleep, Jen on the other hand looks very healthy and fit, maybe just a little tired that night but pretty good otherwise, I'm not hating on Angie though since you can't steal a man unless he wants to be stolen, Brad is the douche in this scenario, i am pretty sure she's glad they're over, no one wants to be married to a cheater anyway. Jen don't let the haters put you down.

6:14 AM, you are on the money! Couldn't have said it better!

Candyland, you are so full of sh*t! Did Brangelina pay you to post that garbage? They need their money back, 'cause nobody is buying it!!

I WANT TO SAY 2 WORDS: JENIFER FAKE

Jenifer Aniston is ugly insde and out

JENIFER ANISTON FAMOUS,RICH BECAUSE SHE WAS BORN LUCKY. BUT TALENTLESS,UGLY, FAKE,PRETENDER,AND VICTIM PLAYER