X17 FACE OFF: Johnnifer VS. Brangelina At The Oscars!!!

Jonnifer hands down!! Skankalina is a BIG LOSER again. She may skank the man, but her box office sucks and to lose again in front of Jenn. Love it!!

Angelina and Brad hands down, ROYAL COUPLE, but also power couple.
Jen and John were cute though

Maniston? She is sooo annoying. Like can't we move on from this crap already? It's only been like 4 years, no?

Jonnifer by far smiling, happy, her dress was far better then the Mortica looking dress. If you stole someones man and wanted to show off won't you at least try to look good. GO JEN!!! Green earing blah!!!

The jen hags are having a meltdown the triangle is broken.

Dating John Mayer doesn't exactly get your ex jealous or anybody jealous. John Mayer is not a catch. In fact, he looks like an opportunist who is using Jennifer to get in the spotlight and go to Oscar. It's a huge downgrade.

Plus John looks like a troll here. What's up with his hair. Poor Jen.

Mayer looks made of wax.

I say the King & Queen were Josh Brolin & Diane Ladd, looked way better. Brad & Angelina walk around like they are King & Queen snobs!!!!!!!!STIFFS

Jennifer looked WAY better than Angelina. As usual.

Not a huge fan of Jen with John, but I've ALWAYS been on Team Aniston!
She looks happy! Guess a younger man can do that to a woman!!!!

brad and angelina hands down. cant stand jennifer and mayer is not much to look at either

Brad and Angie.

To me, there is no competition - Angelina and Brad. I love their work for others, talents, great parents and they are gorgeous. John and Jennifer are silly, no talent shallow desperate people that will do about anything to garner attention. They are a strange pairing. Is John bisexual?

Sweet couple! just heard that the first dating between them was on some tall dating place ___Tallmingle.com____ ,really?

Holie cannot even smile anymore from too much botox. Both have no facial expressions anymore. Wax!

JENIFER MANNISTON LOOK LIKE A MAN/DRAG QUEEN AND JOHN MAYER LOOK LIKE HE GOT BOTOX ON HIS FACE..FAKE FAKE FAKE

BRAD AND ANGIE HANDS DOWN WON.. THEY COUD CARE LESS ABOUT JENN BECAUSE ANGELINA WOULLD KICK MR MANNISTON ASSSSSSSS

Yhis is so stupid There is no competition Angelina and Brad are talents and they are parents they have no time to go to partys

johniffer! jen looked different, refreshing, happy, cool, down to earth. skankalina and brad shit, well especially skanalina, looked soooo dead and stiff! nutting about her popped! she wears blk all da time and she just looked dead, bitch like, and down right ridiculous!

Yhis is so stupid There is no competition Angelina and Brad are talents and they are parents they have no time to go to partys

God I'm so sick of Brangelina. Two talentless hags and total has-beens. They weren't nominated for their acting, just in the hopes that their appearance on the carpet would boost ratings. Neither can act their way out of a paper bag. Jen has always been far more attractive then Angelina and Brad honestly looks miserable all the time...whatever...

Sorry but Jen and John are just not Oscar worthy. She looked too nervous on stage and that alone says. I am not over it yet. THEN she is all happy and faking how in love she is and that says. I am trying to show everyone how happy I am. This feels like a show to me and the only authentic ones are Brad and Angie. They were front and center for a reason because everyone was amazed at their beauty. AND they have figured out that going out to party pales in comparison to going home to each other and a family. Jen missed out big time.

Holie cannot even smile anymore from too much botox. She has NO facial expressions anymore. WAX!

11:27, sorry to informe you that both Brad and Angelina were nominated :P

Jen!! John sucks, but Jen is awesome. Screw Brad and Angelina. I think it's funny that someone stated that they are great parents. hahaha. Do you live with them to know? Buying lots of nannies makes you a good parent know days? What a joke. Angelina is soooo fake, she is a whore and likes to go around buying babies. Yeah great role model. Jen is better off without Brad anyways.

Jens face looks bloated from too much botox. Her hair? Needs to go back to The Hills and John? Mweh. He needs to just go

Brad and Angie win by far.

Team Aniston All the Way!

Brangelina!!

Jenn looked better!!! Angelina is boring!!! Also Jen has a great buddy and Angelina looks like a walking skeleton!!!

angelina looked LIKED SHE AGED

SHE LOOKS 50ish

Who wore the better dress Penelope Cruz or Nicole Kidman same thing. Compare those two. For a change Penelope hooked up with Tom on the set of Vanilla Sky.
same thing as Angie and Brad.

aniston is so pathetic. please
jen go hide and come out when you mature!

Brangelina
Angelina's dress was beautiful.

Um...Anon 11:30...I think Anon 11:27 was saying that yes, Brad and Angelina were nominated, but not because of their acting. Just so people would watch the award show. For some reason people feel they are news worthy. Perhaps you should learn to read...

Aniston is pathetic! All the time she tried to grab Brad´s attention and even smiled at him! She was VERY nervous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Angelina wins!

Angelina cannot move her face she has so much botox in it. Let's be honest no matter what either couple did at the Oscars there would be some kind of spin on it to make it look like there was drama. I think the smile was a friendly thing. They were in the front row it was impossible not to see them. This triangle is clearly over and people can stop comparing between them all the time. That said i think Jen looked amazing and fresh and John didn't look too bad either. B&A looked the same as they always do - contrived and forced.

well..being nervous is NORMAL...she stole your HUSBAND....pleeeease, be in her shoes, Im on JENNIFER TEAM

Oh poor X17. On Team Aniston now that Brad tried to run you over? It was the Jolie Pitts night (or should have been) even though the bitter EX tried to steal their thunder, she looked incredibly nervous and out of place (both on and off stage). Mayer just looked like the jerk he is (kept looking around to see when the camera was on him). Heard she ditched him once inside the party (you know, no cameras allowed inside)

Jennifer does her charity's for St.Jude Children's hospital & cancer. Just because she doesn't let everyone know how much she donates, Brad & Ang are better? I think not, they are the ones that want the publicity. Everytime the donate something it is news.PLEASE.

I don't know why you make a big deal of this. They do not compite. They are all happy and the only one who have problem here is people who has no life and need to make some stupid story. I like them all.

Johnifer without a doubt!!!
Team Aniston!
Jen was glowing and looks really happy, Angelina looks like a cold corpse!

Johnnifer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THey look human!!

Team Angelina!

MAYER AND ANISTON ARE FRIENDS WHO ARE ACTING TO COMPENSATE FOR A REAL COUPLE (JOLIE PITT) FOR PURELY CAREER REASONS. IT IS A GAME TO THEM. TO JOLIE / PITT IT IS SERIOUS. THAT IS WHY THEY ARE LAUGHING. MAYER HAS GONE BACK TO HIS OLD LOOK BECAUSE HE NO LONGER HAS TO ACT LIKE THE PERSON SHE MARRIES......NO THANK YOU CAA AND THE BIG BULLSHIT DECEPTION ON PEOPLE

I'm not a fan of J. Aniston, but I thought it was very big of her to do a presentation in front of everyone, including Brad and Angelina. I feel sorry for her. because the whole thing was planned and staged that way. She kept her composure well and didn't fall apart and for that, she is a true woman
and a real winner. John Mayer is scared of Brad and Angelina, he probably shit his pants which is why he didn't present with Jen. He had to go change his shitty gitch and missed the show.

once again angelina wore a ugly simple black dress to match her ugly black soul. Jen looked beautiful!!!

Are you kidding?Jennifer more beautiful?She is okay looking but she does not have the face of Angelina.And this is so over with.Brad and Angelina have been together longer then Jennifer and Brad were married.I always hated the show friends and she makes stupid movies.

in two years will people still be doing this sort of poll, or will there be fresh air ? I'm sick of it

your story does not ring true since all presenters i.e. Aniston were not allow to go on the red carpet. Just think shes has not been nominated for anything. I thought Jack Black did not behave well and that is why Jennifer look a little rattled. both ladies were just fine and have moved on. don't make a story out nothing

oh for gods sake. If Jennifer isn't over Brad by now then she is the one with the problem. so what if he's there? What about people who break up and have to share parenting and stuff? . They figure out how to do it, so surely two self absorbed Hollywood style adults ought to be able to share the same airspace without having a problem.

QUICK EXPLANATION : Mayer is faking it as usual, Jen is normal and putting up a defense, Brad and Angelina are model/celebrities not really actors anymore, doing their thing.

oh for gods sake. If Jennifer isn't over Brad by now then she is the one with the problem. so what if he's there? What about people who break up and have to share parenting and stuff? . They figure out how to do it, so surely two self absorbed Hollywood style adults ought to be able to share the same airspace without having a problem.

Were we watching the same show??? I thought Jen did great, not at all fidgety or nervous. Why does everyone insist on comparing these two?

Last night showed that they are nothing like one another (with the exception of Brad). Jen looked natural and beautiful in her white sparkly dress. Angelina was dark and brooding, though she did manage a smile at Jack and Jen's monologue--her only one of the night.

Morticia and Gomez are such a perfect description of the two... Especially since Brad has grown his Gomez mustache. I picture him kissing her arm everytime she says Mon Ami - SO FUNNY. This couple is pitiful and I am sick of watching Angelina pretend to be ALL that, when in reality is such a freak. Just wait until kid collection turns teenagers they will make Paris Hilton and Greasy Bear blush.

As for last night in Morticia fashion she squeezed into a black spider woman dress with the ugliest beehive hair do I have seen at the Oscars. Noone in the Morticia camp wants to tell her that from the side her Hair line goes back to half her scalp AND that the hairstyle only accentuated her big bulging forehead vein.

I was looking at the photos of John and Jennifer on Just Jared and I noticed that Jennifer is wearing a sparkly diamond ring on her left index finger. It looks like an engagement ring.

Both Angelina and Jennifer looked good. But Jennifer look way younger than Angelina. I'm sorry but the black gown was nice but so predictable. Also whats going on with Brad he is looking really old these days. I guess having so many kids can do that to anybody!

jen is sweet but not attractive at all.

Jennifer Aniston has class, Angelina is a homewrecker! GO JENNIFER!!

even though this whole thing is boring, Jen handled herself very well i think.

VIVE JENNIFER ET JOHN.

I have to go with Jennifer. She seems so fun and cute - Angelina always seems so fake and drama filled.

If I had to choose who I would want to hang out with for a weekend it would DEFINITELY be Jennifer.

Angelina!

John Mayer did not shit his pants, he is a good musician and singer.

Jen and John is such a fake story.

Look, they did not avoid the red carpet, but the word was out the presenters would not walk the red capet, so get the story straight. So Jennifer gave an award, what is the big deal, she is still a B actress. If you will notice she is always in someone else's movie she is just a supporting actress.

Jen and John for sure! Fresh, happy, and so cute! Brad and Angelina :( are sooo not my favorites.

wow, jennifer maniston is desperate enough to pull a britney and let you guys take all the pics you want in return for good press?

i knew she was a weak talent, a vindictive loser and had a chin to rival rumer willis but i never thought she'd sink THIS low.

nice job aniston, you're pathetic.

angelina is at least interestingly kooky and a passionate individual. aniston is so... BLAH. no depth! and not an even very attractive facade.

plus, we all forget angelina actually WON an oscar. good luck with THAT aniston.

Why not just be glad for ALL of them with the here and now? The past is done, done, done and gone....Only the press is keeping it alive. If they have moved on -shouldn't we? I think they ALL looked amazing!

BRANGELINA !!!!!!!

Angelina Jolie and Bradley Pitt!

In the looks department I have to go for Angelina and Brad. There is just know denying their outer beauty. I love them because they aren't just "celebrities." They make wholehearted contributions to society.

For those commenting on Angie "buying babies." I suppose you would not say that if she were adopting some white kids. Angie and Brad's family reflects our society; we are a melting pot. So stop the hate!

More importantly...

Angelina is far more humanitarian than any of you will EVER be. She actually contributes to society. Brad has helped rebuild New Orleans.

I'm trying to recall the last charitable thing Jennifer Aniston has done. And John, he is just a famewhore!

Jennifer Aniston is an undercover whore
she love to jump from man to man.

So true 1:46

jen and john

angelina looks so plastic,Jen looks so real...

Love Jennifer Aniston and always have. She is adorable. I have never liked the Weird one, (Angelena). She will take your man, (the hollywood women, know better than to trust her with their man) remember when Billy Bob Thorton was engaged to Laura Dern, up until (the weird one) made a movie with him. Brad and Jen married until Angelena comes along and makes a movie with him. Oh but she does not have affairs, whatever Angelena....I don't even think she is that pretty, her personality sucks, she has so many kids, she can't possible give them all enough attention, and she is probably looking to have more. I thought she was going to stop making movies to raise her kids, she's such a liar!!!
She sucks....

ok...judging by the comments...it looks like brangelina wins...duh...jen and jonh are not a real couple...they cant even act real...angie and brad are so beautiful together...stop hating on angie...u guys sound like bitter women who got left by their men...and to all of u losers...no woman can take ur man away from u...trust me...he wanted to go losers...i guess thats why u all pity jen so much...and its ashame...

Well lets see who got to go home to bed with Brad Pitt? I guess Angelina is a winner in more ways than one!

JOHNIFFER!!!!!
SOOOO SICK OF ANGELINA AND BRAD LOOKS LIKE PEACE OF CRAP!!!!

Brad and Angelina were just stunning last night. Why do you think the cameras couldn't take their eyes off them? Because everyone in the world can't take their eyes off them! Get over your Anniston bitterness. She's got a man now just let them be. Pretty soon John will dump Jen and you can hate on him. Can't wait actually. They will never last. John is a commitmentphobe and Jen can't keep a man. So I give them 30 more days.

Angie!

Bradand Angie were the most gorgeous. What is this another JenHen sight. Come on folks. How long can an X play the pity card without looking unstable.

mayerston rules-no shit.
btw, why People magazine posts just few mayerston pics from last night?

Bradand Angie were the most gorgeous. What is this another JenHen sight. Come on folks. How long can an X play the pity card without looking unstable.

Jenn looks like a fool clinging on to that clown makes her look so insecure. Brad doesn't really have the better deal though. Angie looks as though she couldn't give a shit. So none of them get a biscuit.

Angelina and Brad. I am not partial to them but I am not a JA fan! I think she is superfluous. The both looked good but ASngie was regal while Jen was, well, fidigety like you said. Plus I was not impressed with the award presentation...she made a couple of booboo's.

I don't think Brangelina won, judging from the comments. In fact, I dare say people are more inclined to Aniston's side. The truth is, I'm sick and tired of seeing Brangelina everywhere. Just sick. And she looked almighty and cold, like she's all that. Bitch please! Go Jen!

I don't think Brangelina won, judging from the comments. In fact, I dare say people are more inclined to Aniston's side. The truth is, I'm sick and tired of seeing Brangelina everywhere. Just sick. And she looked almighty and cold, like she's all that. Bitch please! Go Jen!

Its funny. When it came out that Brad was with Jenn most were like WTF is he doing with her and not a proper movie star. Now he's with Angie and people are in an uproar. Remember Jenn is just like Mylie. Small screen. Just a stepping stone while Brad was figuring out his way after dating the likes of fishsticks don't forget.

I wish Jen and John had walked the red carpet. They are so cute together. Branjelina look so worn out and unhappy. What could it have hurt for them to talk to the press!? You guys ought to stop covering them. They would fade away without you! I like to see pictures of the cute kids, but I never look at their pictures anyway.

I feel very sorry for Jennifer. She obviously LOVES John. She clings to him. She was so HAPPY that he came with her. When John hugged her, Jennifer looked like she would die of happiness. In every photo, Jennifer has her arm around John, tightly around his waist. In photos of Angelina, it is Brad who is putting his arm around Angelina, which shows her confidence in herself, that in turns draws Brad in. When Jennifer clings to John like that she is not realizing that it sends a bad message to John. JENNIFER: Next time put you shoulders back, arms at your sides (like Angie) , head up, and let JOHN cling to YOU, YOU are the star.

Normally I would say Brangelina, but those two are getting so wax like. Ya know? They look like they been dipping in to much botox. That and they have been really becoming quite the snobs.

I can't say I was always a Johnifer fan but lately, they're growing on me. I think it was really classy of Jen not to walk the red carpet. And to the person that said she isn't over Brad yet, please, she is so over him but I don't think he's over her.

Brad's thoughts when seeing Aniston on stage:

Brad: WTF did I do? I let lust get in the way before love. Jen, can you mentally hear me? I'm sorry. WTF did I do? I didn't think she would trap me into having a child. But I made my bed and now I have to lay in it. I might as well have more children with that bitch er I mean mother of my children. I mean, no one will take me now.

You know what? John would look better with Jolie (they both have huge heads and foreheads). Brad looked better with Aniston.

there is not a woman on the face of the planet who doesn't want to be angie.... even with all those kids!! if you say you don't, you are a liar!!!!!

Johnnifer! Hands down....

there is not a woman on the face of the planet who doesn't want to be angie.... even with all those kids!! if you say you don't, you are a liar!!!!!

Brad and Angelina are so fake but their misery and unhappiness still shows, its cler Brad is with her only because of children.

Johnnifer by far. Love this couple.There
is something so different about them.
Jennifer and John were so happy. The
pictures at the after party were gorgeous of them.So into each other but
mingled with the other celebrity.

4:50PM
OOPS,I meant the other celebrity's.

brangelina of course

brad and angie exudes class and elegance more power to this happy couple

GO JEN! TEAM ANISTON FOREVER

Brad is a sissy and Angelina is an evil witch.

TEAM NEITHER!!!!

brangelina!!!! i love jen but i hate john

Pitt $ Jolie are media whores.

John Meyer is a 7 times Grammy winner and Jennifer is a box office queen-They both winners, single and good looking. Brad Pitt is an idiot for getting involved with Morticia. Her soul is the same color of her dress.- BLACK!

Jen and John are the cute and good looking couple. They can show up anywhere and win the show with their styles.
I don't care if they are real or not but they can go on date in public like that would shine the social event where they are at.
Brad and Angie are full of dramas. Angie got a black dress on so no wonder they lost out of the awards.

Lets face it; at the end of the night who when home with who. Now there is your winner. Team Jolie-Pitt. Jen had Brad but didn't want to have kids, now her clock it not ticking but the alarm is going off & she is settling for John who been out w/everyone. Brad&Angie have wrkd on good films. Jen got lucky w/the DOG movie & a great cast on the story of her live "he's just not that into you" B/A are too busy w/the kids, that Celeb gossip doesnt exist their world, they dont pay attn to it.

Jen and John definitely win!
I LOVE Jen and let's face it Brangelina look kinda bored of each other.

X17 Do you need to ask the OBVIOUS ONE? Of course it's Brad and Angelina - both GORGEOUS, both talented, both FAMOUS MOVIE STAR, humanitarian and respected by their peers.

Jen & John - both desperate for attention, Mediocre talent, famewhore and both unfortunate looking specially Jen with that HUMONGOUS CHIN and big pores on her face, Mayer with his wonky eyes and big ears.

While Brad and Angelina were nominated for best actor and best actress, Jen is what? JUST A PRESENTER nuff said

X17 Do you need to ask the OBVIOUS ONE? Of course it's Brad and Angelina - both GORGEOUS, both talented, both FAMOUS MOVIE STAR, humanitarian and respected by their peers.

Jen & John - both desperate for attention, Mediocre talent, famewhore and both unfortunate looking specially Jen with that HUMONGOUS CHIN and big pores on her face, Mayer with his wonky eyes and big ears.

While Brad and Angelina were nominated for best actor and best actress, Jen is what? JUST A PRESENTER nuff said

X17 Do you need to ask the OBVIOUS ONE? Of course it's Brad and Angelina - both GORGEOUS, both talented, both FAMOUS MOVIE STAR, humanitarian and respected by their peers.

Jen & John - both desperate for attention, Mediocre talent, famewhore and both unfortunate looking specially Jen with that HUMONGOUS CHIN and big pores on her face, Mayer with his wonky eyes and big ears.

While Brad and Angelina were nominated for best actor and best actress, Jen is what? JUST A PRESENTER nuff said

Brad & Angelina losers when they want to go back to their kids??? X17 are you guys for real? Maniston wants to party all night becoz for real who is waiting for Maniston back home? oh yeah her 2 dogs and her big empty, cold mansion. Who is the winner again?? BWahhaaha!!

Jen and John are better in every way: looks, personality, talent.

Angelina and Brad - both desperate for attention, mediocre talent, famewhore and both unfortunate looking specially Angelina with that HUMONGOUS forehead and chin, fish lips and skeletal body, Brad with his little droopy eyes, bad skin and stupid look on his face.

Brad and Angelina were nominated but went home empty handed - LOSERS!

They are only good at advertising themselves and using children for publicity.

Jen and John are better in every way: looks, personality, talent.

Angelina and Brad - both desperate for attention, mediocre talent, famewhore and both unfortunate looking specially Angelina with that HUMONGOUS forehead and chin, fish lips and skeletal body, Brad with his little droopy eyes, bad skin and stupid look on his face.

Brad and Angelina were nominated but went home empty handed - LOSERS!

They are only good at advertising themselves and using children for publicity.

Jen and John are better in every way: looks, personality, talent.

Angelina and Brad - both desperate for attention, mediocre talent, famewhore and both unfortunate looking specially Angelina with that HUMONGOUS forehead and chin, fish lips and skeletal body, Brad with his little droopy eyes, bad skin and stupid look on his face.

Brad and Angelina were nominated but went home empty handed - LOSERS!

They are only good at advertising themselves and using children for publicity.

Any one notice that Brangelina were not looking lovey dovey and for the first time on the red carpet Angelina did not have that 'love of my life look', I guess the ship is sinking, mark my words, she will adopt a child to get more attention and all this negative media. Atleast the cat is out of the bag and people not hate their fakeness.

bwahahahah jenhens have no originality copying my post bleeh desperate much.

Oh yeah so the rest of nominees are losers too because they didn't win? bwahahahha. As for adopting geez HAGS you know for a fact that they said they will adopt next the whole world knew this not because they want to get attention where have you been living under a rock?

I REPEAT BRAD AND ANGELINA WERE NOMINATED WHILE JEN WAS JUST A FILLER COZ SOME A-LISTERS DON'T WANT TO BE A PRESENTER.. TO JEN SORRY OSCAR IS NOT INTO YOU SWEETHEART!! YOU will never be nominated unless HUVANE will buy you ONE!!! bwahahahhaha!!

Being nominated in the Oscar is already an honor for Brad and Angie...be pair people...

Being nominated in the Oscar is already an honor for Brad and Angie...be true people...

TEAM ANISTON ALL THE WAY!

Who wouldn't be nervous with Skankalina sitting in the front row sneering at them? I also feel for Brad.... I'll bet Skankalina was watching him like a hawk making sure he wasn't too happy to see Jen... I bet that made for a whopper of a fight between them last night! Oh well, he made his bed, now he's stuck in it with that boney, bitchy, jealous, arogant, self-obsessed skank hag.

As for Jen and John... I think Jen looked amazing, real and down to earth as always. She's so much prettier than that fake, stone-faced, unfeeling hobag! How can there be ANY question at all? Jen wins any day of the week! I really hope it works out with John... after being publicly humiliated by her cheating husband and handling the hoopla with honesty (new word for you Brad?) and grace, I think it's time for Jen to finally find some happiness! She definately deserves it!

PS I REALLY wish Brad and Skank-holina would fall off the face of the earth! I'm so sick of all their self-promoting, *gag* limelight stealing, arogant crap... give it a rest already!

jennifer---eeeeewwwww!!
u cannot compare her to angelina..she is just a dirt of her toenails bwhahaha

OHH DUHH...please get a fu*king life, and climb your dumb ass out of Brad and Angelina's underwear because you stink!

Jenn's beauty is just so much more down-to-earth and natural.Angelina just looks fake and cold(inside and out)

jen is happy at this picture.. angelina looks cold and her man brad pitt is miserable

JEN is HOTTER and SEXY then Angelina. Angie is very COLD.

JEN and JOHN. look great.

Angelina UGLY.

Jennifer did a marvelous job as a presenter and she is definitely hotter than Angie. Angie tries to look serene, but she just looks like a snob.

Jennifer did a marvelous job as a presenter and she is definitely hotter than Angie. Angie tries to look serene, but she just looks like a snob.

John and Jennifer looked great together. Did you guys see when angelina arrived at the red carpet, that bitch thinks she is all that, PLEASE!!! She coulnd even smile for the cameras, They need to go away and raise their kids!!! I always think how much attention can six kids really get when you have this kind of career.

TEAM ANISTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jen all the way! JP blew off everyone on the red carpet. Plus she looked miserable with her high 80's hairdo. Pitt looked excited but only because he was pumped to see Jen up close for the first time in 4 years. He barely looked at Jolie aside from posing for photos. No pitt porn at the oscars. It must suck for him to have to always carry garlic cloves and a cross! No wonder he hides the booze in the other pocket. Notice how these two didn't show up to any after parties. I'd go straight home too if this were my 5th award show with NO win! But we know they'll use the kids as their excuse even though we know they have nannies 24/7. Heaven forbid they actually mingle with their peers. Blame Jolie - she's an unsociable outcast and not well liked - regardless of E News constantly kissing their ass and filling their head with stupid lies about being one of the hottest couples.

brad and angie- gorgeous couple

JEN F@CKING ROCKS, WITH OR WITHOUT, JOHN. They are kinda cute though, and they looked more like a real-life couple than PR WHORES BRANGELINA!

I think Jen and John... Brangelina needed the competition on the Hollywood's royal couple spot.It was getting to boring.and the media knew that if someone was gonna bring competition, it had to be someone big..like Aniston. Now the media's got it....BATTLE FOR ROYAL COUPLE title! John and Jen are everywhere you look at now and they didn't even walk the red carpet at the Oscars!hands down to them