X17 XCLUSIVE - THE KISS!!!

WHAT AN UGLY AWKWARD KISS, AS THOUGH THEY DIDNT KNOW A HIRED PHOTOGRAPHER WAS THERE !!! SURE !!!! HAHhahhahahaha !!! All ready to compensate for Brad and Angelina on Oscar night.....ramping up again....

boring

cool. thanks for posting this

He is acting "not that into her" because that is in his contract. They are going to break up quite soon.... the whole thing is a bizarre, affected public act .....FOR THEIR CAREERS BECAUSE THEY KNOW YOU ARE WATCHING, THAT IS WHY THEY ALLOWED THE PHOTOGRAPHER ONTO THE AIRPORT LANDING STRIP. IT IS ALL ARRANGED FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT OF THE MASSES..............FOR MONEY............YES MONEY........CAA REALISED IN ORDER TO KEEP HER CAREER GOING THEY HAD TO PROVIDE A STREAM ON NOVELTY RELATIONSHIPS........Mayer loves the publicity because he sucks. That is why they look loveless and the whole thing seems like he is acting out yet another fictional Twitter post......

I love her. She is the classiest and cutest woman he has ever dated. the media is seriously brutal to her. WHY? he is way more of a douche. And Angelina is a psycho weirdo and a husband stealer. Sorry, but Im team Jenn all the way. And if shes happy, even with this shlubby womanizer, than great!!

Also, speaking of PR and photographers, at least she is not spending her entire life repenting for her sins, stealing other peoples husbands, breaking up marriages, and sleeping with all of hollywood. Please. So you adopt a couple babies and do work for the UN. Still does not change the fact that you are a shitty person who is the skanky underbelly of hollywood.

Aniston is CLASS al the way.

she looks a little different to me. It is as if her face is swollen or something

Oh man Mya, you need help. See if you can step away slowly from your celebrity obsession. No one is interested in your 4-year old rant and rave.

I'm happy she found someone young to take care of. Jen screwed up messing with Tate D. and his fiancee, don't blame her for making her have a miscarriage. Tate wasn't drug away so don't listen to his ex fiancee. Maybe the baby wasn't meant to be.

Yep, she looks heavier than usual.

Anon 4:01-I thought so too. It is morning, maybe very early, or could have been because of overconsumption of alcohol or crying! Maybe John broke up with her or disappointed her in some way. Hmmmmmmm

is it true David shares Courtney and that's her real relationship ?

This looks like a Mom sending her son off to college! NOT HOT!

This is an offensive strategy on CAA's part. They are using Mayer and this PDA of affection: just like at CANNES / Miami. Why ? Jen will be compared to Jolie and they need to make her look HOT before they (inevitably and contractually) end this charade. (and yes, they both know the camera is there, that is why they are acting)

.......and when the hidden details come out what will it be this time ?.......sneaking out of her house after he thought the paparazzi left ? or she is sharing a house with Cox (again) ? or he is lying about his actions again ? The reality is, it is all a big fake put on by an actor and a musician, controlled by their mutual talent agency. Mayer plays games with the media and loves the attention, she gets played millions to act out THIS EXACT SAME ROLE for movies........IT IS A SICK MINDED MANIPULATION OF THE PUBLIC. Her team don't care. They are all gay. They don't have families.

Mya give up this obsession with the past. It is 2009, get a life. Everyone is sick and tired of old crap like you posted. So they kissed well they are sleeping together as John told the world on national tv re Ellen's show.

Best wishes to John and Jen, hope all goes well for them. They truly seem to care about one another.

she looks really old and haggard, maybe it's all the lies

What, someone still regurgitating "team anything" made up by Kitson to sell teeshirts and lies and gossip from tabs who bragg they make up their lies for uneducated women? LOL. It is so so true that you can fool ignorant stupid people all the time, Mya is proof of that. PR people love people like Mya, the Myas make their PR jobs so easy.

Cougars need love too.

Jen is looking kinda real here, she is definitely 40.

Damn, she looks awful. haggard and old - and look how chunky she is in the butt and thighs. Big greek ass alert. Luv how x17, tilted the photographon the main page to make it look like he's bending her back or something. A quick hug and a smack on the lips that wasn't that passionate at all - that's what the video shows (not this oddly angled x-17 photo) - ...and yeah, he looked like he was kissing his grandmother. Literally.

John said he is having "sleepovers" on Ellen. NO MAN would ever use that kind of childish word about his girlfriend. "sleepovers" means the futon, "sleeping together" means in the same bed. It is pretty obvious these two are acting and reality is hidden....... he leaves when the paparazzi leave. They even caught him one time hidden under a blanket on the floor of a limo secretly exiting. IT IS ALL GAMES FOR PUBLIC MANIPULATION, AND ONLY PEOPLE WHO HAVE WORKED IN THIS INDUSTRY KNOW HOW IT WORKS.

Mayer will do anything for attention... ...like lying through his teeth on Twitter to deceive people, or maybe even faking a relationship with Aniston ?.........go figure.... ....his paycheck comes from your pockets

we have heard for months that this is all fake for publicity. it will end in weeks. months later now and it is still going. no tv show for John Mayer but that was part of the deal. seriously there is no deal.

Private jets should be banned

the dude spent a career imitating Dave Matthews, he has zero self respect

It's obvious there is no energy here, they have no "chemistry" : this looks very forced and acted. She must really hate her ex husband and have totally given up a real relationship. She looks really old and desperate.

4:53: CAA can't make CBS say yes. CBS know that this guy will do or say anything and that is faking this to keep Jen's career afloat. Mayer isn't likeable to the general public. He is deceptive and manipulative; that is why people don't like him and that is why CBS, as yet, have not gone green with it. I am not an oracle. People DO change their minds.

Boo boo, John does indeed have a tv show. Where have you been? Who cares if this is PR or not, everyone wants some luving. But body language reading is that Jen is into John, John not so into Jen. JMHO

This is a big "look at me!!!! don't look at Brad !!! look at me!!!!" public theater, with a camera, for mass publication and distribution, all for stupid people, with free floating capital, courtesy of CAA.

Jennifer looks old in these pics. She will NEVER be a hot as Angie. She is looking at him and he has his eyes wide shut...who could blame him.

Nobody cares. The TV show is "in the works", meaning ANYTHING......FYI "An exclusive picture of Mayer and Aniston sold for around $20,000. A picture of Mayer by himself only gets $200 from a magazine"..... ...........your analysis of body language is correct. He cant act. She can. It has always been like that, check the swimming pool pics. Nothing changed. Why ? GO FIGURE. Imagine your house and mortgage payments were all riding on whether Aniston and Mayer increased revenue. How would you increase their mutual net worth to consumers (audiences)? You would increase their audience. How ? By increasing exposure. How ?

5:05, John will do what he must do to get that tv show. He knows he needs to go further into the mainstream for his career and he wants that tv show up and going, he is a user. Jen is a step for his career advancement and he is going for his gold. Dont't blame him. Jen has done the same for her career and now it is John's turn. Jen has aged out of the role of America's sweetheart except with a few who watch all the Friends's reruns. This will end well for John, not so well for Jen. She is not looking so young in these pix, needs her makeup and hair helpers ASAP.

Breaking News: IT'S OVAH!! That was John's long goodbye people. FINALLY. This is part of an orchestrated mutual split (they will stress this part) that Jen and her PR dude will release around the time of the Oscars or right after. So her miserable love life can dominate the rags. It was supposed to have happened when Mayer broke up the first time (Round 1 was supposed to get them thru Cannes, Toronto & her X-mas Movie Promo), but he didn't cooperate and broke up with her in the fall (broke the contract that is) - but then her agent got desperate and wanted her to be dating someone, ANYONE (!!) when her X-mas dog movie promo and press rolled around, so after 'dialing around' to know avail, they went back to Mayer and asked him to keep it going. He agreed, but wanted the CBS variety show idea pimped in return. They tried. This isn't a 'break-up' you understand - you have to have an ACTUAL relationship to have a 'break-up.' WATCH how it all will unfold - this 'vacay' was/is a set-up to gently break the news of their MUTUAL split to the press (yes, no, REALLY it was mutual THIS TIME, MUTUAL Jen wants you to know!! lolol) you will have a nicely worded press release the week AFTER Oscar, so this lame reality show known as Jen Aniston can steal the limelight from people with actual talent.

it stinks when you are in love like Jen is and your man is not beside you, why do they have to seperate so much, this is the hardest part of a relationship, she wants more and I do not blame her once you turn 40 you do get nerves about haveing kids, see all the money in the world can not buy you happeness, I hope she gets a ring soon or she should move on she is getting to old for this dating, you know at this age if your in love and ready to futher your relationship, John is holding all the cards here so come on John what are you waiting for??

Boy, Mayer was right the first time when he told all those paparazzi on the street, that they had no chemistry. lol It's funny how you can just feel the heat and intensity with some people (ahem) while with others, it's like they are kissing their aunties or doggies.

5:22: THANK YOU. Someone else is real and informed out there......

she looks different.like an old woman. this kiss looks so romantic and staged. he looks sick.like he wants to vomit in her mouth.awkward looking kiss.

John is not into Jen, just look at how she is holding tightly on to him for dear life and he is just standing there. There is more chemistry between Jen and DavidA and CCox in pics than in these. I think I see Spendi except they are Johnifer.

These two have hardly kissed EVER. It's obvious. There is no chemistry or reality. It's like two people jamming their heads together. There is no romance or energy. It is sick. This was all staged.

5:26, why in the world do you think John is going to give her a ring? Stop reading the tabs they are poison for the brain. She does not want kids, she had ample opprotunity to have kids if she wanted them before she reached age 40. Jen wants a career and that is what she has, in rom coms only. She is not being offered any film role that calls for real talent. John is into groupies and fangirls and he will not change for Jen. They are seldom together for any length of time even though they have the means and schedules to be together most of the time, especially Jen as she is not even working at this time. Face it, they are just bootie call buddies.

There is more chemistry between Mayer and that reporter on the M&M red carpet, when Jen didn't walk with him...... I am hoping she starts to tell the truth SOON. This sick little game she hid behind because of the divorce needs to totally collapse. BRING BACK REALITY

LOL@bootie call buddies!

Wow you haters are out in full force. All it takes is a kiss and a hug and you go apeshit. LOL

5:45: they aren't even that........she has plans and he never slept with her

I have to say she does not look great in these pics. She look every bit of 40. He is not touching her at all during the kiss. She is always the one grabbing. But she does that to everyone. Check out pics of her with people. Always holding on so tight. Brad/Angie are together. If she did steal him, he is not complaining one bit. He looks like a very happy and pleased hostage. Move on.. they have. I just don't see a connection between Jen/John.. NO CHEMISTRY AT ALL.. AND YOU CAN NOT FAKE CHEMISTRY.. Brad/Angie have it so bad you can feel it off the screen and even from a magazine.

His body language makes it seems like he's not really into it.

There sure are a lot of lunatics out there....

Well I wouldn't say hater(s) in plural. Most of this posts seems to be from the SAME person obsessing about this supposely fake relationship. Is too sad this person is been claimimg the same sh!t for months now and the relationship is still on. Also that first break-up was just before the premiere of Management. So how come she needs a boyfriend to premiere He's just not that into you and Marley and me but apparently she could go solo for the premiere of Management? Give it up. This is just like any other relationship in Hollywood, only it generates more interest from the media because it is Jennifer Aniston and she sells magazines. I remember a year and a half ago some idiots also claiming that Reese and Jake were also in a fake relationship to promote their movie and almost two years later they are still together. The fact that this person mentions the oscars, Brad and Angelina basically screams rabid brangeloonie.

5:55 : you are totally right. Jen has chemistry with someone else. John is an actor. YOU CAN BLAME ALL THIS BIG PILEOFSHIT ON CAA AND INTERNAL ACADEMY POLITICS. Watching this ugly game, that started before Vaughn, was depressing. It ends soon.

lol he isn't into it

would you be into THAT face? He looks like he is kissing his grandma. ewww.

5:59: fyi, you are talking nonsense and assumptions.

Personally I don't believe they went to the Bahamas at all. Where are the pictures ? All this stinks of media manipulation by CAA.

6:05 You are probably the author of 90% of the posts here so the "nonsense and assumptions" best describe you own posts. It is the same sh!t every time there is a thread about John and Jen.

Why call anyone haters or lunatics? People are just saying what they think. Jen is really clingy, John not so much. Truthfully Jen does not look polished and all like she usually does, but then she is minus her usual makeup and over styled hair. For once we see how she really looks, not bad, but she is looking her age. Jen is a very plain homely jane without a lot of assistance. She certainly looks older than John in these pixs.

they went to the Bahamas just like he went to the diamond store (he never went there, ask the owner)

And anyone that believes this crap is dumber than even you thought. He's a singer not an actor, can't you tell his acting skills with this chick sux.

Sorry ladies to break it to you but it is a goodbye kiss. The same kiss with Brad a desprate one. They came back together with the deal to promote her movie. He did it so get back to public eye in peace rather than what he was named for dumping her. They said goodbye for good. I will surprised with the media if they pass on her manuplation once again. She is horrible. HOrrible with the Big H. You will see soon everthing is going back to its "victim" status. Just wait and see. Oh gosh not again....

6:06
If there were a lot of pics you morons would be saying that they alert the media. Obviously, people get paid for calling the paps and let them know about celeb sightings specially the ones that sell. This is no different. Somehow they weren't followed to the Bahamas but this very web had pics from inside Jens party obviously taken from a helicopter. That's how desperate they are to get some news about Jennifer and John. I just laughed at somebody saying x-17 is on payroll. lol I hope you didn't mean Jen's payroll since x-17 loves to trash Jen from time to time so that doesn't make sense. They are definitely on Britney's payroll.

I am going to hate the rags, the real media for give her a free pass on her manuplations. Is terrfying and disgusting.

Haha. Mya again here. To 3:58 and 3:53, and then your assault on me and or the Myas of the world. You are certifiably crazy. I think she looks sweet. You are a loony toons obsessed with CAA, and obviously burned by the industry, John Mayers herp, or some wacky CAA agent who was screaming his brains out to you in your pathetic desk job. To everyone else here, it is VERY obvious that you have posted on this same thread a million times. You clearly are the one who needs to get a life. Seriously, take a long look in the mirror and stop obsessing over Mayer. He is obviously, and never was into you. Minka. or Whatsyourface.Whoever you are that he boned and threw out.

5:59 LC, most posting here are making comments based on what they observe in these pixs. So what basis do you have to make your statements as to any brangeloonies running amok here? The only loonie here appears to be you. Can't take the heat as to how Jen looks here? Can't take the heat as to how uncomfortable John appears with Jen in these pixs? Trying to spin a different viewpoint here for public comsumption like by a PR plant? LOL. No one really cares about whether they are for real or not, those doubting the relationship are going by Jen's past history with VinceV and that PR fakery. In the greater scheme of life, Jen and John are not worth 1 cent except to the tabloids and fan-a-tics like you.

Haha. Mya again here. To 3:58 and 3:53, and then your assault on me and or the Myas of the world. You are certifiably crazy. I think she looks sweet. You are a loony toons obsessed with CAA, and obviously burned by the industry, John Mayers herp, or some wacky CAA agent who was screaming his brains out to you in your pathetic desk job. To everyone else here, it is VERY obvious that you have posted on this same thread a million times. You clearly are the one who needs to get a life. Seriously, take a long look in the mirror and stop obsessing over Mayer. He is obviously, and never was into you. Minka. or Whatsyourface.Whoever you are that he boned and threw out.

John "always keeping his cool" ? like lying on his back wiggling his legs in the air at Thanksgiving ? ballet dancing on the beach with a fat bearded man for photogrpahers? writing irritating stoned garbage about pissing on girlfriends on his "blog" ? doing a lame Borat impersonation with a green thong for more attention? ......John is actually very"uncool". He has copied Dave Matthews for a profitable career and he has copied Jen's future partner in appearance for publicity. John is very immature and attention seeking. Very "uncool".

5:22 : KNOWS !!!! THAT POSTER ALSO KNOWS!!!!

Must be Oscar time. Anything she can do to take the spotlight away from Angie and Brad. She looks old. Too much sun and sand.

6:18 OMG you will make new theories each time. What are you going to come up with the next time you see them together? Another deal to promote her next film? You have been saying the same thing over and over for months. Maybe you should work for a tabloid. They are good for making up these little stories and the FAKE insiders. LOL!
And seriously, if Jen's rep wanted to boost her image, John Mayer would never be an option since this guy has one of the worst reputations as a womanizer. I am surprise this relaionship has lasted this long. Personally, I never liked John and still think he not good for her. I also notice that ever since Jen and Jogn got together she has faced the worst criticism from the media. Her people must know this but I doubt they get involve in it. If they had any saying they would've advise Jen to get rid of him or never to start a relationship with John Mayer.

Oh Mya, Mya. CLASS for you means a woman posing naked wearing only a tie on the cover of a men's magazine? CLASS for you means a woman posing naked in the same men's magazine reclining on a group of sweating naked men? At this point Jen might as well pose naked on the cover of Playboy. John would go for that, he functions at that level of maturity based on his past actions. Mya Mya your definition of CLASS is very very strange to 100% of the world's educated intelligent people. Jen is clearly not CLASS.

6:24
LOL!Really you are calling someone else fanatic??? You brangeloons really need help. Hey deep down you know non of this really affects Jennifer. Her movies are doing well and she seems happy with her life which is more than I can say for the two or three loons here posting over and over. Must be a sad and pathetic life for you.

6:35 : you know nothing.... the only people who can talk to me are people who work in the industry.

6:43
lol!! sure...lol.

John is not a douche, John is John. Stop placing blame on John, this older woman clearly knew who he was and how he was and she was desperate for a man so she went for him. Why blame him for taking what was being freely offered to him? She is just a fake who wants to keep her name out in the public all based on an old tv show. Can't stand her, will be so very happy when John dumps her again. Hope he does it on TMZ again. Can't wait!!

6:41 In that case most of the women in Hollywood have no class since most have posed nacked at some point in their careers.

This is one of the most awkward and ugliest kisses I have ever seen. Jennifer looks more into than John. It's definately a bad shot but in the second picture Jennifer looks really old and puffy. I think they will breakup in a few months. On and off relationships last twice or half as long ast the first go around. The reason(s) they broke-up will become an issue again.

6:43 then you better get off your f*cking high horse and back to work being the minion you are. wtf are you doing on this site anyway? if you are so damn important, don't you have important parties and social events to attend to? OH wait. NOPE! didn't think so. shut it.

Oh my 6:43. You are hilarious. You probably meant to say the people who agree with your crazy theories. ok. LMAO.

"only talk to people that work in the industry" OMG you are more self absorbed than christian bale, and you aren't even a somebody! you are a NOBODY. get used to it.

Hmmm 6:51 John, himself, admitted he is a douche. He is talented, sure, but a real jerk. Just need to look back at what he wrote about his exes after his breakups. He must be good in bed lol cuz other than that I don't really see the attraction.

She is ugly

6:41, I don't disagree with you. Don't know how Mya thinks she can decide who has "class" or not. She cannot even define the word. BTW, posing naked or not does not determine who does possess or not possess "class". "Good Class" to me is determined by the whole of one's actions in life and whether they extend themselves in efforts to help others, in other words, "do gooders". Class is most commonly defined and used to describe one's socio-economic status. Mya has not clue what she is talking about but that is to be expected from one who quotes tabloids.

GRANDMA KISSING A BOY, LMAO!

7:06, you made my day and nite!!!

5:59 of course Reese and Jake are still together. That's what bearding contracts are for, long term showmances for gullible people like you who believe that if 2 people hang out together for more than a year, then it's heterosexual true love.

Whoever said that JEN does not look like her age. PULEAAASEEE LOOK at the 2ND PICTURE w/o tons of make-up (pictures in daylight bring out your real age) she look like John Mayer's grandmother. She really look more like 50 years old than 40 and anybody who said she's NOT is a BIG LIAR.

You people are so pathetic. Just like your idols who are emulated by the Ocotoloon mother.

Jennifer and John are cute together so just deal with it little freaks.

She needs psych care. Always wanting some man who really doesn't want her back. Strange woman.

mother and child reunion.

Aww, look how cute. The two shitheads are being compared to the psychotic octuplet mother.

tmz.com

Awww, poor things. How sad for you that pics of two people expressing affection sends you all to the psych ward. Don't worry, maybe tomorrow is one of the HO's purchased kids birthdays so you all can have a cyber celebration. :)

I'd say you have the Oscars to look forward to next Sunday, but well... We know how that's going to turn out now don't we?

Wow, they are wearing out their 15 minutes on their relationship.Isn't she the same woman who had her friends spouting off about how he was leeching off her? Isn't he the same guy who said he broke up with her and that when there isn't anything there, you have to move on? These two are funnier than the class clown.

This woman talks about about being green yet takes a private plane ride for ONE person. Whats wrong with your going commercial?

WHAT A FRAUD.

LC's right, you guys will be eating your words... its sad really how much these comments are about conspiracies. whatever though, im not going obsess about a couple of pictures, for you losers, you can obsess about this, not me.

WOW jealous much guys? The comments here sound like you guys are posting from a mental ward. It is two people together - what's the big deal? they are cute - good for Jen to get someone 10 years younger not many women can do that. But then again it is Jen - she pretty much can get whatever she wants.

Anonymous. little kids might believe you are in the industry and believe what you are saying, most of the thinking people on this site know that you need mental help and soon. You would be surprised what a person can find out on the internet when you pay for it.........

the first picture is forced, the second shows their true relationship..... ....it's all for the camera, to keep you guessing and talking

That's sad. Look at how he doesn't even return her hug, his arms stay at his sides the entire time. I heard Tate Donovan is single again, maybe she should look him up - weren't they engaged once?

9:31: nobody cares what you say : the reality of the situation has nothing to do with your career or life. All this talk about "mental health" and "meds" is a reflection of your life and an inability to give an real insight. FYI 5:22 knows.

Dear CAA Psycho,

Why cant you be happy for someone?? Looks like you freak/ Angelina/ OCto pussy, (whomever you are) need to get some ass outside of the internet. :)

sincerely,
Mike Eisner

9:44 : "CAA Psycho" doesn't plant dead fish in people's cars....and unlike you, I don't lie.

1) she is an actress (2) he will do anything for attention (3) they both hate the media intrusion (4) CAA found a disposable, low maintenance way to counteract Brad and gain easy publicity money (5) she has other plans
(6) audiences are generally spoonfed and passively accept what is told to them by tabloids/media (7) she wants people out of her personal life

You people are just jealous because you have crabs and willnots on your ass.

FYI : 100% ACTING

Need to ask. What's a willnots?

Love them together.That is more than one
kiss,it is many,with hugs in between.
They don't want to leave each other. I wonder if they will be at the Academy Awards on Sunday?

Ughhh Jen fans are really lapping it up look at your idol she's the one hanging on Mayer's neck while the BF is just not into the kissing scene.. he can;t even force himself to hag back... Run Mayer Run bwahahahha!! And Jen really look old in the second pic .. admit it hags JEN IS OLD!!

err sorry not hag - that is Jen what i mean is hug back LMAO!!

The loonies are here,to cut Jennifer down. They live for that,sad people.

she need swrinkle cream look at that 2nd pic poor old hag...she looks like his mom

not wrinkle cream she needs a major plastic surgery ASAP

I am a Jen fan. But I'm not a blind fan. I understand why she would want to hide her real life - I can't imagine having that sort of attention. But she told Letterman they met at a CAA party and when Letterman said I know who you're dating she said you don't know that to be true. She also said she was like Hannah Montana - her public life and her real life.

Adding that up along with John saying and specifying "sleepovers" and him leaving and hiding in the middle of the night - why do that if she's your girlfriend.

There are some things you can see through and have potential to be something that we don't fully know about. At this point I wouldn't be surprised about anything.

Not to mention she did look a little fuller/round at her friends super bowl pary, and HJNTIY premiere and now in these pics.

i heard her real guy is british?

old looking unfreshed mama kissing her baby boy ewww. She looks nastily cougarish. What an old nympho !

The party they met at (in fact this was just a chance meeting not a romantic one, the real meeting was set up in Miami) was held by who ? GUESS.......go ahead..... it was held by CAA (she says Bryan Lourd; same thing). FYI Brian and her agent Kevin we both called in to court about CAA's illicit dealings : such as Anita Busch getting a dead fish with a rose in it's mouth in her car, after the window had been smashed. Why ? she was writing negative things about CAA such as ....."Actor Defects From Ovitz--Another Setback For Troubled Agency". They are controlled by CAA essentially. CAA gives the output to tabloids and "represents" them with a binding contract.

This is funny. Two weeks ago that lunatic poster was saying "IT'S OVER, IT'S A PR STUNT AND THEY WILL MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT."

How long are you going to keep saying the same thing? I mean, one day you'll get it right. It might be a week, month, or a year but eventually you'll be able to say "SEE I TOLD YOU SO!" The odds are in your favor so keep pushing the same speach.....

And OMG, Jen has her arms around him to kiss; that makes her "clingy"?

Maybe these two will marry, maybe not but I hardly doubt that either need to be together for a PR stunt.

To the person that said Brad is better off with Jolie; you're a moron. Brad may love his kids but it's obvious he's not in love with Jolie. She's sucking the life out of him and he's sinking.

She's too hot for him. He looks like a guy from the hood.

5:13: he is a liar and publicity seeking fake. She is an actress. They want to control the audience. She has other plans. Exact dates and specifics are known to them and they can change it..... they aren't robots. OK ? "maybe these two will marry" : YOU ARE LOST. They sold you this same contract, with Sculfor and Vaughn..... both times it was LIES. CAA are controlling her in the same way they tried to vicariously control Anita Busch. "How long are you going to keep saying the same thing?" FOREVER: because it's true. More realistically until CAA calls an end to the game and starts allowing reality in.... which is soon..... read 5:22. They also are clued in, unlike you 5:13.

......it's an ugly loveless kiss, without a real affection, designed to control audiences by using a hired photographer. You think this photographer just happened on this shot ? you think it was chance ??? CAA works with X17. FACT.

MAYER ALL LIES AND GAMES. This is an act also. Created for money/publicity. "Visiting the Diamond Exchange in Tustin," then added on Saturday, "Welding an engagement ring for my girlfriend". Except, when you check the truth, he never even went there....HE IS FULL OF IT.......THEY BOTH ARE........ How about the war in Iraq or global warming? “No,” Aniston replied. “I’m not interested in any of that.” “I like to just focus on me and my tabloid career.” Which is what you are watching......she wasn't joking.....

i heard her real guy is british?

Jen’s overnight visit from her 31-year-old rock-star boy-toy lasted until around 2:30 PM on Saturday, when he was driven back to his bachelor pad in nearby Pacific Palisades. Perhaps John was still a bit sleepy because on the return trip, he was lying down under a blanket on the floor of a Cadillac Escalade limo. they are doing this to insult and undermine Pitt/Jolie .they are trying to steal their publicity thunder with a series of public acts

The loons are funny! Sitting there scratching their heads wondering why these two are still together. LMAO. They've tried to convince themselves for so long that this was all for PR but the truth is that they are very much together. This is their 2nd trip together since New Years. The skeptics can say whatever they want because the bottom line is that they look very cute together. Just because they don't gush about one another in public doesn't mean crap! It's the people that feel the need to gush at even the most awkward moments that you should be weary about (brangelina

She's Jennifer Aniston, she doesn't need a pretend romance to keep her relevant. I'd think it would be very exhausting to "pretend" to be in love with someone when you're not. Just look at how that's working for Pitt. He's aged 10 years, drinks heavily, never stays in one spot for more than a few weeks, keeps adding children to the mix so that he doesn't have to work on a romantic relationship with Jolie, he has the same exact pose on every red carpet, they barely kiss - these days they barely look at one another and on top of it his mother doesn't approve of her. So why would Jen put herself through the phoniness when she has a secret boyfriend on the side? And wouldn't you think the "secret boyfriend" would get a little annoyed watching his girlfriend give PDA to another man?! You loons need to step away from the kool aid!

6:04 : "she doesn't need a pretend romance to keep her relevant. " "I think it's ridiculous, the interest in my life. There's just this insatiable need. I also haven't had a movie in a long time, so hopefully this is going to create something else to talk about and (make people) realise that I have a job, and I'm an actress.
"I am honestly getting sick of it, and I feel like telling people, 'You know what? It's none of your f***ing business.' Seriously, it's enough." ........you are clueless 6:04

I cannot believe how many of you talk like you know Jen or John. Who are you to judge? There is a kiss posted on another site that has John leaning over Jen - what was that "in the contract" for? All the contract talk is crazy. If they break up that would be too bad since they have invested time. The real laugh would be if they got engaged this weekend and pulled off a real weekend getaway and then that news hit the red carpet for the Oscars. What will all of you that obviously are so jealous and hateful say then? I think she is too good for John personally, but its none of my business. I also think she is too good for Brad - everyone loves to defend Brad and Angelina - I would imagine if you are a defender of them then you would be okay with being cheated on. Have you noticed that they have not won any awards? The industry is tired of the 2 of them doing so much self-promoting. Angelina was just another actress until she hooked up with Brad - being a man stealer made her famous - and since she does her own PR - she has orchestrated everything that you believe - guess she is doing a great job. You should see her when she arrives at the airport - and yes I have at LAX 2 years ago - totally orchestrated and once she is in line with the cameras she grabs a couple of kids and pops on a smile - now there is a total fake. And that comment is a fact.

6:04: wait and see.....acting is acting.....reality is reality...... you think X17 would fly out to get one shot on the tarmac ? I don't believe anything these two do : nothing about them seems real.

All the contract talk is crazy.... wrong again..... ....LAX ? remember after Jen saw Vaughn on Halloween ? CAA called in every agency in town to photgraph her return, because they knew it was contractually the last time she would see Vaughn for the public showmance. That is why she exited from the front doors. ALL SHOWMANCE. She is an actress and Mayer is a publicity seeker. PERIOD. Their relationship is trash. It is friendship and paid publicity games. That is the reality of Jen's life....

Posted by: Anonymous
6:04 : "she doesn't need a pretend romance to keep her relevant. " "I think it's ridiculous, the interest in my life. There's just this insatiable need. I also haven't had a movie in a long time, so hopefully this is going to create something else to talk about and (make people) realise that I have a job, and I'm an actress.
"I am honestly getting sick of it, and I feel like telling people, 'You know what? It's none of your f***ing business.' Seriously, it's enough." ........you are clueless 6:04
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Listen to your own rant - you're the clueless one! Jen did say that, and she was referring to her private life, divorce from her ex husband, the triangle that has become her life, the tabloid articles week after week. She WAS not talking about her relationship with John. She made that comment a few weeks before Marley and Me came out - and yes, she was being optimistic in thinking that the public would remember that she's an actress and not a victim to the brangelina scandal. With Marley & Me being a #1 hit movie, I guess she got her wish. NOW GO BACK TO YOUR CULT WORSHIPPING JJ SITE!

A contract was involved to get the above photo, in fact several......you think this "just happened" ? : if you do, you know NOTHING about the industry.

this is getting very funny..why this person keep repeating about CAA..If John and Jen truly want to pimp their supposely fake relation..why they not walk at the red carpet together often?..why John keep put on his twitter misleading info?..Sometime you can not choose who you love..specially who should be Aniston perfect man..love choose you..Both aniston and mayer hugging and kissing..so why the tag needy Jen still on..I mean stop already about CAA..they all like publicity to promote their work but underneat that they still human being who wants partner/love/relationship.and some privacy.so just let them be happy..either you think is real or not is your decission..at least they have fun for this moment..and just lay off with name calling..we are mature adult not a bully school kid..

they are not on the red carpet together for the same reason she didn't walk it with Vaughn and the same reason Mayer is leaving his car at her house, calling in photography agencies and lying on the floor of a limo with a blanket covering him and making a secret escape.... for the same reason Vaughn had different hotel room, for the same reason VV and JA broke up for no reason after the DVD release (he didnt' sleep with Mallory Lane, he did NOTHING).............USE YOUR BRAIN, SERIOUSLY......YOU EXPECT TO BE TOLD EVERYTHING IN YOUR LIFE ? LOOK AT THE FACTS AND WAKE UP. It is a publicity game designed to counteract her ex husband.

6:22 : THOSE ARE REAL QUOTES FROM JENNIFER !!!! THAT WAS NOT MY OPINION. THAT WASNT ME WHO SAID THAT "RANT" IT WAS JENNIFER. .....geez.....wake up

6:22 : THOSE ARE REAL QUOTES FROM JENNIFER !!!! THAT WAS NOT MY OPINION. THAT WASNT ME WHO SAID THAT "RANT" IT WAS JENNIFER. .....geez.....wake up
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Retard, I know you didn't say it. But like the rest of the loons, you feel the need to cut and paste anything Jen has said in the past. I was explaining to you (knucklehead) what her comment was referring to. Of course it's a quote from Jen - but there's NO hidden meaning in it (like you're trying to prove). Geez - STFU already!

God who is this CRAZED maniac pretending to be an industry insider? What a loser! You don't know shiT from a hole in the ground!! You are probably the light director's gofer or something!!!

7:04 : "like the rest of the loons" : you believe you can make a legitimate, acceptable, valid comment by insulting a person, who simply quotes somebody else. Maybe the "loon" isn't me, maybe the "loon" is....

READ THE POST AGAIN : “I’m not interested in any of that.” “I like to just focus on me and my tabloid career.” Which is what you are watching......she wasn't joking..... : I didn't imply a "hidden meaning". I said she was being honest. That is what the photo above is. Fiction. Created for her "tabloid career".

Mayer and Aniston are playing a game to counteract Pitt / Jolie. The difference is....Mayer and Aniston are acting. That is reality. That is why airport security allowed the photographer to be there.....IT IS A PLANNED CORPORATE STRATEGY TO CONTROL PUBLIC PERCEPTION. the people here think this is a free zoo for voyeurs, that all this has nothing to do with money..... .....you must have bad memories or shallow minds.

Posted by: Anonymous
God who is this CRAZED maniac pretending to be an industry insider? What a loser! You don't know shiT from a hole in the ground!! You are probably the light director's gofer or something!!!
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She's probably been hired by Jolie! Only a raging brangelina nut would come up with something as off the wall as a "conspiracy relationship" for every man Jen has dated since divorcing Pitt. She's been with John for about 6 months, she was with Vaughn for about a year .... that's an awful amount of time to spend with someone who you're just pretending to be interested in!! LMAO. psycho.

"She's probably been hired by Jolie! " ................this is what happens when people jump to conclusions, it becomes lies..........."She's been with John for about 6 months, she was with Vaughn for about a year .... that's an awful amount of time to spend with someone who you're just pretending to be interested in!!".........and she has been with CAA and Courtney Cox far longer...... wait and see..........all these are games........ Jen has a lot of friends.

Jen looks really happy w/him, i hope it works out for them.

Oh so now her friendship with Courtney is under speculation? WTF is wrong with you? She's been friends with her since Friends (before Pitt)!You sound like you have some type of personality disorder. You're delusional and sound paranoid. Why on earth would you question Jen's friendships, relationships and business dealings? Do you have nothing better to do with your life? The master manipulator is Jolie - even New York Times confirmed that. No one has ever questioned Jen's motives - except you!

7:34 I would almost believe that except for the fact that this person seems to have jen's interest at heart...what is that all about?

Wow, I really thought I was the only one who saw this charade (maybe just one of the earlier ones) but guess it's getting pretty obvious to everyone. Yeah, once the Oscars are over so are they. I can understand what she's been through in terms of the rags having to bring her up in all of BP/AJ stories (Angie's pregnant again, how does Jen feel? stuff)and her desire to somehow counteract it, but the truth is that for the last 4 years every time BP/AJ had anything going on there was mysteriously another bikini shot or phoney romance story to counteract their press. She seems obsessed with them, even after all of this time. I'll know I'm right if she does indeed present at the Oscars. It's their night, not hers, never mind all the other nominees who deserve the spotlight for their work and who I'm sure would not appreciate her stealing their thunder. I think she's going out with Sheryl Crowe or Kristin Hahn or another of her inner circle and Mayor's the beard. Her career would be ruined with middle american if they knew she was really gay.

I think she's going out with Sheryl Crowe or Kristin Hahn or another of her inner circle and Mayor's the beard. Her career would be ruined with middle american if they knew she was really gay
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that's slander/libel. It's people like you that speculate and cause rumors and lies to destroy a person's good name. You jealous soul. Go seek help. Up your medication or something.

your stupid games are done aniston! and please never leave w out make up on again!

God bless them, I wish them all the hapiness in the world!

Rant, rant rant....some people are plain lunatics! Certifiable ones!

her face looks way older now, because of all the smoking makes your face look swollen!

photographer did seem to get an unbelievably close and clear shot. all photos seem perfectly posed. just sayin'

they certanly know how to avoid the paps when they want to. how did the paps find out where they were if noone knew they left for Bahamas?

10:22 : same reason that a hired photographer was standing withing 10 feet of them both here and at the Miami swimming pool. The whole things is acted to control the public into thinking they are a hot couple before the oscars. Why ? To steal the tunder from Jolie / Pitt. It is called PR offensive. She did the same thing in Miami 1 week before Cannes.

.......same reason that Bouma was brought in on the last day of filming in Vacouver, so Jen could appear to be with someone............same reason that CAA were calling asking people would they like to date Jen.....it is ALL A PUBLIC FACADE FOR A SINGLE IMAGE CAMERA.

Posed like those shots taken in NY of them lovingly strolling down the street laughing and having a gay ol time. Coincidentally right before He's not into you movie was released. What movie does she have coming out now?

I agree about the posed shots, she hates being photographed coming out of a business meeting but is all kissy face and clinging to her man in these shots. Smells fishy.

The ostentaciousness of celebrities like these when the rest of the country is hurting is disgusting.

To Anonymous 6;08 am----perfectly said. Angelina is her own PR & has a deal w/ People Mag & the latter was questioned about it----anyone notice that now they have a little more on Jen, must have been hit because of the rumor. Angelina is said to call whenever she goes out w/ kids that's why you see her playing w/ kids, shopping, etc. If ever there is anyone who needs attention, that's her. She tried all means to get pub: kissed her own brother lip lock during oscars, had sexual relation for her role in Gia, was on drugs (admitted by her), had sex at age 13 because her mom allowed it as she was a wild kid, married 2x, stole Billy Bob from Laura Dern who was already engaged, & then Brad, do you guys still want anymore truths & facts? She got lucky w/ Brad who was stupid to get along w/ her adopting kids (he saw it would be good pr as he himself is going down)........too bad. Anyway, everybody has moved on except the tabs, mags & fans. It's amazing, the pics were on John & Jen & all Brangelina fans are out to spill poison.....May God forgive everyone who has so much hate & jealousy. To John & Jen, good luck.........you have proven again that you have a real relationship. You guys should have seen their pic at the Sony Grammy after party-------no, you cannot fake that look & affection. No way.

How old are some you people?? You're so childish I'm actually embarrased for you, you're so corny and lame that you keep repeating the same things over and over and it's pathetic. Funny thing is that you're going to spend your entere lives sitting in front of the computer making up lame jokes about these celebs and your life is going to pass you right by and celebs like jen are going to be living their lifes. She's beautiful, rich and happy she's not hurting anyone its so sad that some of you are so miserable and unhappy with your own lifes that you don't see that and it makes you feel better putting others down.

You SUCK!!!!!!!!

For people who are not aware: X17 has been watching both & knew when they left for the Bahamas, except they don't know where to & finally got them at the airport when they left separately. (No pics at the islands because they didn't really go out of the house---they want the time for themselves.) You know why? John is attending the opening of an Armani store in NY. Since both don't really like being pictured together, I won't be surprised that Jen is not attending this event. And for you who thinks she's old, you only looking at one pic but what about the other pics? She looks young and beautiful w/out make-up. Holy smokes, give her a break. If you love someone else, stay a fan of that someone else & don't bother look at their pics. Simple as that. I don't go to Brangelina websites. What for? To see the huge mouth, witchy eyes, anorexic tatooed body, always trying for the loving look at Brad....ha ha ha! No way would I do that, enough seeing the covers on mags.

SHES GETIN' OLD AND NO ONE WANTS HER!

She's hotter than ever!!!! GET A LIFE.

If she is hotter than ever, then why do she have to stage a phony pr stunt. That kiss look so phony.
x17 was called.

If she is hotter than ever, then why do she have to stage a phony pr stunt. That kiss look so phony.
x17 was called.

Wow Mayer look like he is going to throw up from kissing her. I don't blame him yuck!

Jen got embarrassed that she let it slip out that she still keeps Brad voice on tape so this is damage control. Jen is crazy as a bed bug.

Two seperate private jets sure don't sound green to me.

Posted by: Anonymous
her face looks way older now, because of all the smoking makes your face look swollen!
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No, drinking makes the face look bloated, smoking causes wrinkles. Look at Brad Pitt, he's the perfect example of over indulgence. He walks out of screenings with beer in his pocket and walks out of restaurants with wine in his coat! He chain smokes on the sly and he's a known pothead.

Look at her chucky body and ugly face...she is photoshopped all over the place ewww.

Where is the director husband of hers? We want to see him. And I think John deserves a show. I love Freefallin! Fantastic!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dude, check out her CHIN!!! What do you think? Isn't it the looongest chin you have ever seen or what!!!

The director husband of hers is David Schwimmer. They dated when Friends first started but were told for the sake of the show they had to end the relationship. There are plenty of quotes of each saying they have history together and Jen once said I want him to know they he will make a great husband one day - when asked what she would like to tell each cast member.
I don't think at the time she necessarily meant her husband - but it was probably just to recognize their time together

If aniston want to steal the thunder of Brangelina like all this hater said..why she just adopt a kid or get baby somehow and married anyone ..I bet there is many man want to be with her (she is way better than Paris)..She is smart,honest and independent..if she is hanging on to Brad why Jen who decide to took the divorce plug once she knew her hubby cheated. Jen own production company,build her own home without partner..it is show she is not desperate..as for publicity..it is part of their job..but they still human who need some privacy..the paps using latest gadget with amazing zoom to take her picture..I read somewhere..that the media purposely seeking Jen to counter act Brangelina news..because public love this love triangle..it is selling the tabloids..because of it the picture of Jen with any man worth money for the paps to chase..If there is a hiding man somewhere..so what? you do not have to keep put on it every single time..it is so lame..
This lame people will accuse every single man with Jen as a publicity tool..They never think Jen is still a human with heart and soul..Jen have plenty friends..It is show she is real and a lovely lady..she is not a diva..Just look at the the support she has from her peers..Brangelina being shun off from the award because they seem so icy and people still not forget how they treated Jen..There is no thunder to steal!

btw..her face bloat because she trying to stop smoking..and might be bit wine the night before..John is non smoker..When you stop smoke usually u gain some weight and the alcohol can make u more bloat..If Jen arrange this photo she will done up her make up ..this picture show they not aware of it..even the pilot seem not aware..

pop sugar website said that John exclusively tell that he will be on the oscar as an oscar boyfriend..so there is a change if he is not fool us around that Jen and John will be on the Oscar with the Brangelina..it will be exciting to watch..Hope no one pull out the last minute..They all just get together and finish this love triangle once for all..

Mayer is a talentless, ego-clown. He would never be at the awards if not for Jen. This relationship is so full of games for the public I would not be surprised if this was taken at LAX and they never went to the Bahamas at all. So this is meant to be a big goodbye ? BUT HE LEFT AT THE SAME TIME ????!!!! There is only one reason for the manufactured drama: CAA want to compensate for Pitt / Jolie at the Oscars so they have to make Mayer / Aniston in to something they are not in reality.

UGLY ACT FOR PUBLIC MANIPULATION

He had FAR FAR more chemistry with the news reporter on the Marley and Me red carpet !!!!! Use (Ctrl-C) then (Ctrl-V) to copy and paste the URL, and then remove the spaces :: htt p :/ /tiny url .com/d86ujw

i hate to say this because i like her but christ, she should never leave the house without makeup!

Mayer is only with her because he think she is getting good reports. When Jessica fame start to fall John dropped her like hot cakes.
Mayer only wants to front with popular Hollywood women.

If someone wants to look at fake, he/she sould look at Brangelina. Angelina and Brad are the greatest phoneys and media whores ever plus they both look like two worn out 60 year olds.

I really like this couple，jen so deserves happiness！

Fake is you thinking you are Jen's fan when you care nothing for her at all. If you did you wouldn't want to see her with a douche bag that dumped her over a cell phone then call in his pap friends. You are the greatest phony pretending to be a Jen fan.

Jen can date whoever she wants and if she wants to be with John I dont see why anyone else has problem with that.

I love jen and she is natural and so sweet like anyone lese. I love Brad also but Angelina is so. She shouldnt have inolved their marriage in the first place. Thats all I say. As long as Jen is happy!

I have seen her new movie, and she does NOT look like herself. But, I can't quite put my finger on what she has done to herself. She was beautiful, but she looks really strange now. Any info on work she has had done????

12:28 PM- I think they just woke up and
no time for make-up.They had planes to catch. They didn't know these pictures were being taken.Jennifer always looks great. She can put her make-up on, in the plane.Love this couple together.

"had planes to catch" : WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT !!!??? they knew the camera was there, they left of the same plane.........the whole thing was staged as a cheap drama before the Oscars because of Pitt/Jolie. These two are acting.

Personally, I doubt they even went to the Bahamas at all. I dont think X17 would fly a photographer there for tarmac photos.... are we sure this isn't LAX ? This whole situation is obviously done for attention.

MAYER = A PUBLICITY SEEKING CLONE : THE WHOLE RELATIONSHIP IS 100% ACTING

Your comments can kill people's relationships. I've never experienced such a negative country.

HA HA HA. THE OLD AIRPLANE JENIFER ANISTON KISSING A YOUNG PILOT JOHN MAYER. UN-EVEN CHOPSTICK HA HA

wITHOUT BOTOX AND COLLAGEN. JENIFER aNISTON IS OLD AND UGLIEST

Mama and son kissing.

Even with sleepy face and puffy eyes, Jen still looks way younger than Angelina

I get tired of this so called "insider"
saying these two are an act.I don't believe it.Maybe because I want this to
be real.I like these two together.

Did you see him on Ellen trying to be all slinking back in his chair and half answering the questions like he is King Swaheed of cool. But in reality he behaved like a 10 yr old twat wiper. Sad really.

jenny looks old.... hmmm, 40....

Hey ass-wipe 10:13 pm, 40 is not old...and Jen looks damn good, I beg your problem!

Jen looks younger than Angelina?? Geez get your eyes fix Hen just look at pic # 2 w/o make-up she looks OLD like 50 something GRANNY. If nobody knows Mayer and Jen they will think after that kiss Jen is Mayer's SUGAR MAMA.. SHE'S OLD AND MAYER HER BOUGHT TOYBOY/GIGOLO!!

Jen looks great and has a boyfriend to match, thank god she got rid of Brad just on time when he started to lose his looks

Jeniffer is so lively, Angelina looks like a corpse with her skin hanging off her bones eeeew

UN-EVEN CHOPSTICK PAIR. OLDER WOMEN LOVE YOUNG BOY TOY. HA HA

Jennifer and Mayer are PR. Wait and see.

I agree private jets should be banned. good comment. let's start a movement.
I like Jennifer, but I agree the relationship is fishy to me.

He is either the worst kisser on the planet or he is sooooooooo not wanting to be near her, not that I blame him. It looks like he's being forced into being a party to this sideshow. I wonder if she paid him to try to show up the truly happy couple she's so jealous of.. I wouldn't doubt it.. she's sooooo fake!