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We Interrupt StavrosGate To Bring You The Worst Pictures Ever

JBIEL032407_02.jpgJBIEL032407_16.jpgOur cameramen spotted uber-fox Jessica Biel cosying up to some unidentified jerk in a stupid orange t-shirt. The worst part? Jessica actually looked happy to be in the company of someone so good-looking and charismatic instead of, y'know, me. Man - now I know how Paris Hilton must have felt on Saturday night!



JBIEL032407_13.jpgNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

JBIEL032407_20.jpgSettle down, sassypants

JBIEL032407_26.jpgOr should we say "assypants"?

Sigh. We all knew this day was coming - still, I was hoping she'd settle for another paramour...

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COMMENTS

You ever think it might just be a friend?

Posted by: Anonymous


he's hott!

Posted by: Anonymous


He looks gay. Maybe he's her hair dresser.

Posted by: Anonymous


wtf? The guy Jessica is with looks HOT. Don't be so damn jealous y'all.

Posted by: Anonymous


I agree...i think he's gay.

Posted by: Anonymous


Man what a body she has...you ho ass trash cunts pay attention and start working your lazy bitch ass's out....and go get me a beer!

Posted by: RealMan


RealMan - go back to play with your Barbie dolls and keep pretending you're a "real" man. Only thing you get to screw might be your dog, I fear. Or are you your dogs bitch?

Posted by: Anonymous


Brandy Navarre: fuck off you stupid cunt

Posted by: Anonymous


No I get stupid chicks like you...knock em up and leave em for the friends...You cunts are pathetic

Posted by: RealMan


You know you want me..you dumb ass's love us bad boys, otherwise you get all bored O BOO FUCKIN HOO

Posted by: RealMan


HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


it'stephan jenkins from third eye blind, thats who she's with

Posted by: Anonymous


Third Eye Blind ...should be Second butthole I ate

Posted by: Anonymous


Parental Advisory: Jessica has nice tits and a terrific ass. I suspect that she can provide 3-orifice satisfaction when properly motivated.

Posted by: Al Waysright


Parental Advisory: "Third Eye" is slang for the head of a penis.

If true, does "Third Eye Blind" mean that Jessica's likely to have his cock mistakenly poked in her eye soon?

I hope not. I'd much prefer "Third Eye In That Butt."

Posted by: Al Waysright


Yea she does

Posted by: Anonymous


Opinion Poll: Did that dude "tap" that ass? I say yes. Agree or Disagree?

Posted by: Al Waysright


that HUNK is HOT!!! zzzzzzzzzzzizzling! just an odd orange shirt! jessica is fine.. Mary is doing great... :)

Posted by: Special


JUST FRIENDS!!!...HE IS SO GAY ... and she is less!!...

Posted by: Anonymous


JUST FRIENDS!!!...HE IS SO GAY ... and she is a hot lesbian!!...WHAT COULD OCCUR BETWEEN A GAY AND A LESBIAN??...good for them.

Posted by: Anonymous


JUST FRIENDS!!!...HE IS SO GAY ... and she is a hot lesbian!!...WHAT COULD OCCUR BETWEEN A GAY AND A LESBIAN??...good for them.

Posted by: Anonymous


Whatever. her HAT IS AWESOME!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


Some wanna-be real man here certainly is in need of his medication...what about you get urself this drugs cocktail Anna Nicole killed herself with?

Posted by: LOLZ


THAT DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE JESSICA BIEL!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


Oh no?Then you're not only a third eye blind.Totally blind you're.Who do you think she is then?

Posted by: FRANSESCA


He's so gay. I'm guessing. Just a friend methinks.

Posted by: Anonymous


Jessica is a beautiful and extremely fit young woman.She is even more beautiful in person than her photos,

Posted by: Curlybob


Stephen was dating Vanessa Carlton unless they broke up recently. Jessica Biel seems to like front men in bands or famous athletes. She was also linked to Adam Levine last year. I just think she has a lot of male friends. Lucky her.

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