
Our cameramen spotted uber-fox Jessica Biel cosying up to some unidentified jerk in a stupid orange t-shirt. The worst part? Jessica actually looked happy to be in the company of someone so good-looking and charismatic instead of, y'know, me. Man - now I know how Paris Hilton must have felt on Saturday night!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Settle down, sassypants
Or should we say "assypants"?
Sigh. We all knew this day was coming - still, I was hoping she'd settle for another paramour...
> Blast From The Past? - Aug 19, 2007
> Still Hot as a Brunette? - Aug 08, 2007
> Jessica's Got The Blues - Aug 07, 2007
> JB Without Her JT - Aug 01, 2007



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