You're Yank-ing Our Chain, Jess!
Jessica Simpson may hail from Texas, but she sure doesn't talk like it! Extra TV quotes the blonde bombshell as saying "I need a Boston man. A Boston man is closest to a Southern man, I believe" before qualifying that she was just talking about "their loyalty". Then again, given how much time she spent dating the Connecticut-born John Mayer, maybe we shouldn't be too surprised that she's got More Than A Feeling for the boys of Beantown!
As a Southerner, it pains me to say this, but I guess loyalty's a fair subject for comparing the two regions (sorta) - but what about literally everything else?!
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