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You're Yank-ing Our Chain, Jess!

JSIMPSONTEX090107_33.jpgJessica Simpson may hail from Texas, but she sure doesn't talk like it! Extra TV quotes the blonde bombshell as saying "I need a Boston man. A Boston man is closest to a Southern man, I believe" before qualifying that she was just talking about "their loyalty". Then again, given how much time she spent dating the Connecticut-born John Mayer, maybe we shouldn't be too surprised that she's got More Than A Feeling for the boys of Beantown!



As a Southerner, it pains me to say this, but I guess loyalty's a fair subject for comparing the two regions (sorta) - but what about literally everything else?!

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Haha I love Jessica and all, but I'm pretty sure there's good one's and bad one's all over the place!

Posted by: Kaitrin


Dane Cook is from Boston...didnt they have a fling? No surprise she says she wants a Boston man. Don't know why, they're handsome but mostly short.

Posted by: Anne


Stop wearing those nasty 1970's sunglasses, they are gross. Then come on over Jess, I'll give ya some NJ loyalty (in your pooper!)

Posted by: Izzy


she looks like a PARROT.

am i the only one who thinks shes NOT PRETTY ANYMORE?

Posted by: kim kardASShian


She just wants a man PERIOD. Someone that will stick around for more than five minutes.

Posted by: Anonymous


she wants a boston man because they're loyal?! The public has every reason to believe that Nick was loyal... he wanted to work on their marriage, but SHE bailed. And I truly believe that she cheated on him with BAM Magera when she was filming Dukes of Hazzard. She used to preach about morals & values, but we've all seen what kind of good christian values papa joe has instilled in his daughters... I always get in a string bikini and hump cars at our church's charity car wash.

Posted by: cricket


She has the best legs in the business y'all!

Posted by: Anonymous


Nobody can wear hot pants like she does. But she needs to trash those ugly shoes.

Posted by: Anonymous


She's minimally talented, looks like her creepy dad in a wig and has the charm of a blow up doll but at least I agree she's not tweaking and tore up from the floor up like Britney.

Posted by: Anonymous


i'll be her man bitch anytime
she's so f'n hot, i'd lick her where the sun doesn't shine

Posted by: Anonymous


This is a very old picture. You couldn't find a current one? She's had her picture taken daily for quite a while.

Posted by: lj


What?

Was that even English?

She is such a dumbass fucktard.

Posted by: Anonymous


HOW MUCH DID SHE MAKE FOR THIS LAST MOVIE, ANYBODY KNOW???.

Posted by: Anonymous


That makes no sense at all when you think about it..I honestly think the poor woman is mentally challenged.

Posted by: Anonymous


can't keep her legs together, eh?

Posted by: Anonymous


Her legs are hideously ugly!!!!!!!!!!!
I agree that, she needs to learn to keep them close.

Posted by: Jess the nasty desperate ex-wife


Only someone running really scared would put herself up for sale in the media like this, such a desperate low class thing to do.
Sad but, the man that gets tied to her will be the butt of alot of jokes.

Posted by: Anonymous


Jessica is giving us the opportunity to talk baseball...

boston.redsox.mlb.com/index.jsp?c_id=bos

Posted by: Anonymous


THIS IS ABSOLUTELY GROSSSSSSSSSSS

WWW.STUPIDCELES.COM

Posted by: SoulHunter


Chucky: We're friends 'til the end, remember?

us.imdb.com/title/tt0094862/quotes

Posted by: Child's Play (1988)


I thought Daddy had bought her a Willie (nelson) to save her from horifying the rest of the men folk with her taped up dick.

Posted by: tina


Her mouth runs too fast for her brain.she just says anything to get publicity.She's a ho and it started with newlyweds;she never was that person.
Other than two big saggy breasts,he's a man

Posted by: Anonymous


Ahhh, Adam turned you down. This is getting so desperate.
Her legs kinda look tranny like. I think she wants a man as she launch her country crap, because she thinks that will help the album sale.
Still trying to use men.

Posted by: Anonymous


14:59. One minute left

Posted by: Anonymous


She's such a man-face ho who's fu*ked by her own father then used and dumped a good man for her own selfish needs. She has nothing to speak for from the beginning actully. Her country album will flop just as her so called pathetic 'movie career". Nobody want this has-been bish. Her whole nasty family need to disappear right now.

Posted by: Anonymous


The one price that comes with winning the World Series is that there is no time to reflect on the season gone by.

Posted by: Anonymous


The one price that comes with winning the World Series is that there is no time to reflect on the season gone by.

boston.redsox.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20071105&content_id=2292616&vkey=news_bos&fext=.jsp&c_id=bos

Posted by: Election Day...


zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, but I'm relentless and eventually you'll get pp'd off and go into another racist rant. I can wait, I have lots and lots of patience.
Come on, give me your best shot.
LL is an orange skank crack ho!

November 8, 2007 12:22 PM
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Posted by: Anonymous


jess is hot and beautiful inside and out leave her live her life john mayer was an inmature baby she so needed to leave him at which she did she needs a real man that doesnt want her money one that has his own! go jess

Posted by: Anonymous


Look who's by herself and in the media begging for a man.....Truth be told we do not believe for 1 minute she broke up with John Mayer. As low class and ignorant as John Mayer is, Jessica is still lower. If Mayer call her today she would run to him so fast your head would spin. I don't believe Jessica has any self-respect left.

Posted by: Anonymous


She had a good man and didn't know what to do with him! Oh, that's right she used that good man to become famous and once she was getting attention from the industry she dumped like a hot pan!! Sorry Jessica you should have thought about what you had before you divorced Nick, now Vanessa is snuggling up with your ex-good, faithful man.

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