Is John Mayer's Starpower Connected To His Girlfriends?

Running out of real news to post? X17, this is worthless and lame!

Running out of real news to post? X17, this is worthless and lame!

He should date Holly Madison. The girl is eager to bang any guy under the age of 82.

What a low class skank she is.

I never understood his popularity .. I can only assume he's hung like Mr. Ed.

Oh,the heck with that arrogant guy and I'am putting it nicely.

Oh my, just begging to bring out the psycho CAA-bashing dude. I'm thinking that the next girl John dates seriously enough for us to know about will be just as worthy to his self-obsessed ego as the others were. If it doesn't promote John's ego then it doesn't make the grade. It's not rocket science.

Who cares!

It's a damn funny list if you look at it like a STD vector flowchart!

I hope John reads this thread,and he will,because he likes to read about him-self.Then he will read,people don't think he is so great.

Very well put. Maybe Virgin Mary would like to come down to earth to meet him, upps , not possible the scumbag thinks he is GOD so that makes her, his mother

His left hand

Yes he´s just a MALE-WH*RE!!! That´s all he is!

I CAN`T STAND HIM! THIS GUY IS AS WORSE AS SPEIDI!!!!

I NEVER WANT TO HEARE ABOUT HIM AGAIN!!!

HE`S REALLY ANNOYING!!!

PLEASE GO AWAY!

Yeah, Palm and her five sisters if Perez won't have him. BTW who is Perez's b/f??

DAMMIT ! I WISH HE HADN'T GONE STRAIGHT ! I MISS HIM !

The truth is that Mayer and Aniston were never a couple. It was all acted. That is why he was tipping off the pap agencies, and leaving his car at her house overnight, while he got rides out hidden in the back of cars/limos, on the floor of the back seat under a blanket. HE WAS SEEN TRYING TO SNEAK OUT !!! VAUGHN DID THE SAME TRICK. It was a PR war against Pitt and Jolie. Organised by CAA who manages Aniston, (contractually) Sculfor, Diaz, Mayer, and Vaughn etc…. He has been meeting women on Twitter, sleeping with them as long as they are discreet. Their "relationship" was a SHAM from the beginning. The TWITTER "break up" excuse is a joke; they have no reason to "break up" and now they know audiences know they were faking it, they don't even care to explain. They did ANYTHING to gain publicity over Pitt to win the Christmas war…..even pose nearly nu-de, talk about pregnancy, create marriage rumors for publicity...etc...Her personal life is HIDDEN. He agreed to a contract to run concurrent with her production, Marley and Me. That is why their (acted) relationship started at the beginning of M&M and ended as soon as the film delivered it was a publicity stunt, funded by the production: same as TBU. What people posting don't understand is that she doesn't want a judge a jury of her personal life, and the investors don't want her personal life effecting the film's gross return. So that is the truth, and what is more bizarre is that Vince did the same thing with TBU (same as Sculfor). They had a fictional relationship too, that seemed to people reading magazines, as though it was real. It wasn't. It was all for publicity to stop nosy people like you guys asking personal questions that have nothing to do with you. She owes you NOTHING except a performance after you buy the ticket.

Q: How challenging is it promoting this big fun family movie when the public seems to be so curious about your own lives?

Aniston: I think it’s ridiculous. There’s just this insatiable need. I also haven’t had a movie in a long time, so hopefully this is going to create something else to talk about and realize that I have a job, and I’m an actress.

Wilson: This is the nice part. You get to talk about the work.

Aniston: I am honestly getting sick of it, and I feel like telling people, “You know what? It’s none of your (expletive) business.” Seriously, it’s enough. It’s like we’re appealing to the lowest …

Wilson:… the worst in human nature.

Aniston: And this is at a time when we should be so inspired and excited with what’s happening with the president. It’s a time to be positive and join together. We’re just trying to entertain you, man.

"Visiting the Diamond Exchange in Tustin."
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Welding an engagement ring for my girlfriend.3:23 AM Jan 31st
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"Let me just tell you that Jen is a huge liar and we are having twins,"
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"Bull-twitter"

"Visiting the Diamond Exchange in Tustin."
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Welding an engagement ring for my girlfriend.3:23 AM Jan 31st
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"Let me just tell you that Jen is a huge liar and we are having twins,"
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"Bull-twitter"

FYI he is very insulting and arrogant behind the scenes : you don't know. He copies from males, steals their ideas and tries to rival other males. That is his focus and that is what sent him gay. RIVALRY. It is all a sexual competition between him and his brother, that he never fully resolved in his childhood. So he projects that incomplete sexual energy (with his brother) into other men : copying them, trying to outdo them by cloning them and pushing ahead...... instead making himself look artificial, desperate, stretched and vulgar. This is not an uncommon trait. Trying to insult me (8:22) because you assume I insulted gay people, tells me how insecure you are with your own sexuality. I have no opinion either way....I am however very clear minded about my own humanity, sexuality and position on this planet.

"I'll be Jennifer Aniston's Oscars boyfriend."
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"It was ALL.... 100%.... ENTIRELY ACTED.... he was (badly, egotistically) playing a part: since day 1 : AND HIRED BY CAA. OK ????"

..........the reason that the news item "Mayer and Aniston have been secretly dating for 3 months was because they timed the Miami photoshoot 1 week before Cannes : due to CAA's fear that Jolie/Pitt's second appearance on the red carpet, would decrease Jen's return value on Marley and Me by millions and millions of dollars.........
AGAIN : IT'S MORE BULL-TWITTING

“He has to go tell people that I made out with him at a club. I never said anything, but you know what? Dam- right I made out with him at a club. You know why? Because I can’t stand a gay guy who acts like he just turned gay yesterday. As soon as a guy is walking around all wild… I will f’ck you in the as- to shut you up. You are not wilder than me. Once you judge me I will go as- to mouth with you just to shut you up. First of all, I was thinking about going gay until you turned into their spokesperson.

“I was thinking about going gay. Every man has thought about going gay. It’s usually like.. 2:23 in the morning you wake up. ‘Oh God, interesting!’ We seem to leave out the details, don’t we guys? Guys like fantasies without the details. ‘Oh yeah, I could blow a dude. Might taste like cherries.’ You know that smell at New York Sports Club? The locker room? That’s balls….

“The idea of blowing a guy, that’s not the problem.

John Mayer & Octomom....who would complain? They would both destroy each other to get in front of the cameras. Kids could then be adopted out to loving families :)

Why does everyone who ever posts about this ugly, neurotic, egocentric clown hate him Stephen. Why ? because they know that you two VAMPIRES are in the middle of it..........squirming and lying your way to the grave and contrlling Jen's career and preventing her having a real life........Mayer is a mask for her management teams INABILITY to do ANYTHING of value EVER. They wont let her "get fat" (pregnant) or have a real life. She is trapped as a smiling star always under the stereotype of wanting a male she can never find.....to create AN IMAGE for an audience of "Jen's new man" : because you see her life as your little one trick pony to vampire off. THAT IS REALITY. These relationship never failed............there were publicity stunt photoshoots with an inbuilt obsolescence.

He's been with quite a few well known females. Isn't he a country & western singer ? That would explain his loving and leaving, country music is depressing
and sentimental. If he was a superhero, he would be called: Manwhore.

Did you see Wayne's World ? Mike Myers
was obsessed with giving himself a wedgee, does that make him a manwhore ?
You know, I was wondering about Mike Myers; like everytime he eats chicken, how come he always eats the arse part first ? Hahahaha.

Pssst. Hey X-17, you could do this same article on Jen Aniston too...only it would read, 'Is Aniston's Star Power Connected to Brad Pitt & his Dumping of her then hooking up with Angelina Jolie?'

I'm not saying she wouldn't be a well-known celebrity after being such a hairdo and sh*t-com lame for 10 years, but it would be more Patricia Heaton 'Everybody Loves Raymond' levels of fame, than the overly hyped, extra-appendage on 'Brangelina' that she's become who tries getting press when they do...(i.e., "It's Jen's TURN to be a Mom Brad, Nyah!!' 'Jen: Happiness is the Best Revenge' 'What Angelina said was Uncool!' Jen: Moving On! Jen: Starting Over! Jen's New Man, Better than Brad! (insert name of new Huvane captive here, lol)

Get it?

We all know it's well-paid for, well researched and studied strategic PR (she's been a client of CAA for as long as Miley Cyrus has been alive), but at this point she needs to stop being vengeful/resentful and she needs to tell her PR queen Stephen Huvane to stop attaching her lame sh*tty rom com projects & promotions to Brangelina's (Button releases on DVD, Jen makes the rounds for her undistributed sh*tfest she made two whole years ago, Button releaases at Christmas, Owen Wilson's Dog Movie does too, Brangelina goes to Cannes, Huvane & Aniston debut a 'New MAN!!' - they've done it for the last few years like clockwork.)

I mean really, the bish is over 40, and has been doing the same lame tired PR sh*t for 20 years, and STILL loves playing these 'fake your way to the top' games like she's on the fcking Hills!

Need press jen? Do your standard tried & true, sue a photog for snapping your t*tties, or bare your asss, or mention Brad, or Angelina, or their kids, or strip for a mag in a 'provocative,' shoot as your middle aged minivans scream 'You GO Jen!!'

....then go out and get more plastic surgery, and fill your face with MORE juvaderm, date someone that is famous (a requirement for her) to try and convince us all you're a woman comfortable and confident with her Tootsie-like looks and boring sad personal life.

Her very existence as a celebrity, just screams uncomfortable, awkward, neurotic narcissistic loser.

I mean, that Oscar stunt. Wow. That was just so many levels of desperate, sad and wrong - from the cornrow and clown makeup, to Mayer as date, to nervously shaking and fcking up right in front of the two beautiful Oscar nominees named Brangelina and MILLIONS worldwide...oh, my oh my...lmao - it was a tragic comedy. She should put THAT in a multiplex, I would definitely pay money to see her stupid asss humiliated by her own dumb devices again.

...oh...and John Mayer: yes, he's a tool - so it's really saying something that HE can do much better than Huvaniston...much prettier, much smarter, more interesting, more talented and a lot less self-absorbed than Lame-iston. Hell, Perez Hilton was a step up - he's prettier too. LOL

That was your second lucky escape John. Try not to whore yourself out again. Stick to the regularing whoring you do with the fangirls, not the 'I'll blow Stephen Huvane and fck Jen Aniston for a chance at a CBS TV show,' whoring...you're better than that.

He is a user

He has to go tell people that I made out with him at a club. I never said anything, but you know what? Dam- right I made out with him at a club. You know why? Because I cant stand a gay guy who acts like he just turned gay yesterday. As soon as a guy is walking around all wild� I will fck you in the as- to shut you up. You are not wilder than me. Once you judge me I will go as- to mouth with you just to shut you up. First of all, I was thinking about going gay until you turned into their spokesperson.

I was thinking about going gay. Every man has thought about going gay. Its usually like.. 2:23 in the morning you wake up. ‘Oh God, interesting! We seem to leave out the details, dont we guys? Guys like fantasies without the details. Oh yeah, I could blow a dude. Might taste like cherries. You know that smell at New York Sports Club? The locker room? Thats balls�.

The idea of blowing a guy, thats not the problem.

I am mostly tolerant of people but Mayer really did a nosedive for me. At first I thought : he could be cool, then he seem sort of spongy and shallow, then he seemed like a greasy, fake clone. Now I cant stand the weirdo....... .....the fakery.........the gay, silly competitive histrionics......... John Mayer needs a psychiatrist not a woman. He needs to find himself instead of copying people or trying to outdo every male within sight.......It's quite obvious he has some deep rooted mental/sexual issues with his brother that he isn't fully addressing.

His latest girl is a major ditz. A real media whore. He's desperate if he is dating her. Gawd, I can't imagine even listening to her talk. And, she's not even that cute.

leave him alone!