Cute story, but hey, don't forget that guy's an actor! Could it be he put on a show for your paparazzza? ;D

I lub him!!!

Keanu is too cute for words!

Thanks for the pics. That's a funny story! I hope he remembers to fill up.

okay, but what's the damn note say!?

Forget Keanu. I'd hit that photographer milf!!

Nice story! I see that the paparazzi can be also "good guys"...Lucky girl this photographer!!!

We love him too! Copy this url andCome and see him here

http://groups.msn.com/1KeanuReeves/

Great story and what a result for your gal...;)

i love bobbi brown cosmetics... they put something in the water during our trainings.

whatever, whatever... laura mercier makeup is better.

Keanu is so handsome, it's hard to believe he's in his 40's.

I'm in love, I want to marry him and have his children. xxoo

Nice pics
I think he's just playing you guys
he's been riding bikes for years
he's just pretending not to know so you guys can have your fun

I thought he died about six months ago.

I like his shoes

forget about keanu, what about laura and bobbi?

Cute couple:)

If they only knew who's bike they were messing with.

Thanks for enlarging the note. Sometimes, people can be very kind. It makes the world marvelous.

I can take you on a tow!

good morning love you

indeed, thanks for the enlargement my fab "X" beotches! XoXoX

Where did you go? Work?

He must have ben acting.. This is such a joke...

I just loved it. I hope I also get a chance like this.

For all the desperate women around here, I hate to be a party killer, but he's gay...deal with it

Hes hot! Hes Hot! He Is Hot! Lucky girl photog! He is Hot! More Keanu if you ask me! Yes, I will be his desperate babe!Anytime, place, day....Desparate! Who cares!

You're gay Cruz! Keanu has never been and never will be gay as much as you would like him to be with your gayself!

I want to tie him up and f*ck the hell out of him.

Honey I'm home

Hmm..Keanu gay? Don't people say that about most big male actors? Does the fact that he had a girlfriend who had been 'with child', his child, only to lose it almost to full term, make him gay? Or was it when she died? The girlfriend that is...hmm, maybe. Well if he is those are some lucky boys. BTW.. who freakin cares?? I think some Keanu on other random sexy guy action would be hot.

There is nothing wrong with being gay, he isn't gay, but there is nothing wrong with being gay. I wish people would stop saying hurtful things to him.

Hey, this is a shout out to all you horney women out there..Stop lusting after Keanu cause he's my bitch and you all will never have a chance with him. He offers his sweet, tight ass to me every night. I ride him just like he rides his motorcycles so if any woman thinks he'd like you, think again. This bitch is a full faggot boy just like me.

Why must there be such hatred and meaness towards this man? I read all the time:He's gay...He sucks as an actor...He's dumb. Why? I personally think the man is heteosexual, a good actor and intelligent. Any actor who goes out of his way to try and stay away from the tabloids unlike publicity hounds like Tom Cruise, is a downright intelligent and cool to me. This poor man has gone thru a lot in his personal life, yet he'd still give the shirt off his back to anyone who needed it. Look at all the money he has given away and all he has done for his sick sister and for cancer research. Keanu is really one of the most generous, likeable actors in Hollywood and I think it's such a shame some people harbor such hatred for such a beautiful person, such a shame indeed.

Keanu will you take me to Disneyland? I love you, love you, love you!!!!!!

Patty u r right he is a good person. if he is gay that's ok. what you do in your bedroom as longer it doesn't include persons under age, is your, and that other persons business.

Tom did not you were a man impersonator,
cause Keanu is not gay.(my opinion).He loves women.

In Hollywood, they say that everymale actor is gay! Mathhew McCounuahay, Jake Gyllehal,George Clooney (cause he doesnt want to get married again!) Even the married ones like Matt Leblanc, the limo driver had the story of getting guys for him, and he supposedly would have sex with them in the back of the limos, remember that one?! I even read where Brad Pitt was Geffens women when he first came to Hollywood! Lol... What ever. No one is saying theres anything wrong with being gay, but If you are not gay, do ya think it may be fukng okay to say that you are not?!!!!Do ya think!When something is not shovwed down your throoat so much, people can be more accepting. Chill out!

I am with you Patty. I could care less
about his sexual orientation. He is SUPER GORGEOUS.

Few can compare..so few. He is like a burst of sunshine on a cloudy day with that lovely face and hair of his.

Gives my poor eyes a rest from viweing all the trolly guys that are every where
like the f'ing black plague!!

I have also totally enjoyed a lot of his movies . KEANU ROCKS..

The people that post disparaging comments are probably quite jealous.

Finally we as women like him no matter what he does in the privacy of his own bedroom..

YOU ARE JUST UNHAPPY BECAUSE YOU AREN'T
FABULOUS!

Why did this have to turn so negative?

Hi honey I'm home!!!!!!!

Don't go breakin my heart.

C'mon, people. I love him no matter if he's a gay or not, though it's strange that a man who doesn't have a woman by his side immediately has to be gay.
Does this whole matter of his orientation change anything in the funny story above? For all you know, I'd rather go on to saying that he looks great up there and has great shoes, similar to mine, by the way...and yeah, he's a sexy, intelligent man and a good actor to me.
He could have played a trick on the paparazzis indeed, but wasn't that sweet? I wish I had a chance like this to meet him ;)

Good morning honey love you.

I have personally had the pleasure to meet and talk to Keanu on many occasions and I can promise you first of all that he is by no means gay, but he does have gay friends. I also know him to be so kind to his fans, he always takes the time to talk to them no matter how much time they require. I am so happy to see him smiling again and obviously flirting with the female photographer because he is a cute person. He deserves respect and he receives it, but the jealous people will always disparage anyone because it makes them feel better about themselves (or so they incorrectly think). He had women from all over the world flocking to see his band play and he was gracious to all of them. He is a person who tries to be everything to everyone and he should be commended for that and yes loved as well. So women and even gay men keep on loving him. The world need as much love as it can get right now.

OMG! How is it possible that Keanu, who is 42yrs old, can be so younglooking and absolutely gorgeous? He does not look his age at all. I want him so bad! He IS the 'ONE'!

he's so cute,god! i love mixed guys~

Hi honey long day at work, did you miss me? I'm gonna keep on lovin you, my one and only. xxxooo!

Hot! He's not looking so puffy anymore :)

I hate the attention this dude gets. I wish the hell the car he got into for help had a bunch of fags in it instead and they all took turns fucking him and then throw him into a ditch. This bastard doesn't deserve to be called an actor. He only got where he is because of his pretty face. He's nothing but a no talent himbo.

I hope you feel better Mason now that you late your hateful jealousy rage all over here. If you had self-esteem, you'd have no reason to be jealous. Get some self-esteem and stop hating others for no reason. Oh yes and while you're at it, get a life!

Hey Keanu if you're listening, I want to marry you and have your children!:)

Why would I be jealous of a brainless, no-talent fag? It just irks me that anyone with a pretty face can be an actor or a singer even if they lack any talent whatsoever. Hell, anyone can be an actor anymore; just look good in a black trechcoat and dark shades and your called an actor. What a crock of shit. Keanu SUCKS!

Hey Mason,
Keanu happens to be a very good actor!!!! I love watching his movies, and have you ever listened to Dogstar? That is an excellent band I love their music! You should listen to them, my favorie song is Cornerstore.

Hey Mason, jealousy can kill! Shake your ass and go to work, maybe one day you will something more. Keanu is working hard for 20 years now. He deserves what he has because he has talent and works, he doesn't spend his days hating those who are successful. The guy is a good person too with a great heart. But that is one thing that, it seems, not even working hard you will achieve in your life.

KEANU RULES!!!! THE ONE AND ONLY. WE LOVE HIM! We adore him and we will watch him always!

Hey Mason I don't think you realize how you sound, try thinking of good things rather than bad feelings and your day might go just a little better, think positive.

Hi honey love you, miss you, wish you were here with me.

''I am I, You are You. I am NOT in this world to live up to your expectation. You are NOT in this world to live up to mine. And IF we find each other, It's BEAUTIFUL ''.

Let Keanu choose his life. He knows WHO he is and he knows where he is going. He is a caring person to his family and friends too.

Hi people! Keanu is GOURGES!
His wonderfull mix of being make many "jack ass" feel dum.
He's a good actor, hansome man, tall,inteligent and have make everything perfect. He isn't GAY. Some persons "big noesies" don't exept others....
The are 3 ways to see a GAY:
1)Fashion.
2)How move the body.
3)The way he follow a speak.
I have friends gay,Keanu is hetero.
Living among white people he get cofuse.

Hi babe how's your day? I love you!

Hi babe how's your day? I love you!

Keanu Reeves is sooo damn sexy, I can't stand it! It's so unfair that he's walking the earth looking so fuckin hot and still single, but no woman can get close to him. What a waste! He's killing me! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

He's mine. All mine.

Well if he's yours Jenny, who's that woman he's with Rigth now in NYC?

his sister or a friend, nothing to worry about.

He isn't in NYC with some woman, I saw him today in Miami with some cute chubby girl with glasses, by the looks of it, they are madly in love with each other, I predict marriage.

I'm not giving up, he's mine.

I heard he has a son that's 23 years old.

I do have a son 23 years old, and I love him very much.

Oh sweety who's the baby mother? lucy 4 you. Keanu you'r in Italy at ROME? Your son is there too? I'll came to hook up him. Is sexy like the father...?

His mother is a secret, I really love her though.

I love, love, love Keanu. I have an autographed Dogstar CD for sale on E-Bay if anyone's interested!

http://cgi.ebay.com/Rare-Dogstar-CD-with-original-autographs_W0QQitemZ130037411219QQihZ003QQcategoryZ104411QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Hi honey I love you, I miss you so much.

You're in my heart 4ever.

He sure is purty!

Hi babe, just got home, can't wait to see you~

I'm so lonely here without you.

I miss you too Jenny, and I'm just as lonely, we'll be together soon.

She'll definitely be the one I marry.

Keanu are you in Rome? I see you post the comment just right back mine (Europe time)
Are you going to married her?
You really love her though, she have give even a baby..
Monday after 9am I'll see your answer I hope....

HI Keanu, glad to see you read your fan mail and comments, we love you and always will. kiss kiss:)

That isn't Keanu posting, you idiots! It's someone posing as Keanu to get their cheap thrill out if making fools of Keanu's fans and I can see he/she is doing a good job.

By the way, Keanu is physically gorgeous but it's unfrotunatly true that he is gay.

Fortuneatly I am not gay, for my wife that is.

Hey Keanu, your wife Jenny is dead and so is your baby with her so why are you still talking as if Jenny is still alive. I think you didn't get enough therapy. You definately need more because you're seriously fucked up, dude.

Keanu is a great actor! I just watched Little Buddha it was so good, he was amazing I have never seen him like that. Love ya Babe

Hey I happen to like Keanu, I think he has achieved great success both personally and professionally. He has overcome great obstacles and truly deserves both love and respect, here in Florida you're number 1 Keanu. Keep up the good work.

Beautifully written, Richard. It's refreshing to hear male fan's point of view for a change other than always hearing from his overwhelming female admirers.lol.

I feel sorry for Keanu. He's the only actor who is hated almost as much as he is loved. And he has crazies for fans and crazies for haters. I'm waiting for the headline that he's been either raped or killed by any of these psychos.

Christmas is coming.

I love Keanu!!!I think he is a great actor but he is mainly AMAZINGLY HANDSOME! I LOVE HIM!!!! HE IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MAN ON EARTH!!!!!!!!

HI babe, love ya, can't live without ya.

Your right keanu is just beautiful and about the jerry can how can someone not know how to use something like that. there isnt much to it. i think he might be use to the tube. :D

HI honey can't wait to see you, love you always.

He's so hot and cute at the same time. That girl was so lucky! Great photos. :::sigh:: I enjoy his movies too. I recently watched A Scanner Darkly and Thumbsucker both there good.

Came on Jade! We know that he's not KEANU.It's OK he/she makes funny....
But you Mike are sick..!!!!!
What you hope..????
Damn on you.. 4 what you're thinking.. Hopeful his FANS loves KEANU very much.
He's too sweety to be hate by others.
They can only be jealous about him.....

Hey Ya'll Keanu is the hottest man on the planet.I Love pictures of him in his underwear, he's so pretty.

Hi babe have a good day:)

If I was that photog, I would have given Keanu this proposal:

I will give you a tankful of gas ONLY if you then let me ride with you on the back of your bike to your house, and then ride ME for a couple of hours.

Wooo hooo!

His "wife" Jenny? Keanu's never been married. I believe you mean his ex-girlfriend, as she was at the time.

Hi babe, love you.

hi hi hi

hi hi hi

Sheila, all I have to say is "WHOA!"

That sounds like a HOT propsal. Wish I would have thought of it.

I think Keanu is quite look like Shakespher, umm... my bad english.

He is reading my posts he loves me, and I love love love him.

Keanu Reeves is sooo fuckable!!

By the way, Jenny, aren't you a little obsessed with Keanu? You've posted about a dozen times and you act as if Keanu is reading your posts. Besides being obsessed, I think you're a little delusional.

I am reading her notes, she loves me I love her, it's just the way it is.

Whatever, loser. You can keep pretending you're Keanu all you want, but you will never even come close to ever being him.

I think Jenny needs to change her screen name to "bunny boiler" or maybe "psycho stalker".

And I'm pretty sure he doesn't read this stuff. Would you?

Hey Keanu if you're out there Love ya!!! That would be so cool if he really is reading this stuff.

I agree with you nunya, I think Jenny needs to get a life. Oh well, not my problem.

Hello honey, love you much, can't wait to see you.

Hey ya'll what's happening? First of all I'd like to say Awesome pictures of Keanu, after all these years he is still the most handsome man I have ever seen. I love him! Lucky girl with the gas can, how convenient was that, I would love a chance like that!!! I wonder what's in that tan bag, it looks empty, but it makes me wonder. I love the way he dresses.

Hang in there Jenny!

So who is Keanu dating now?

I am not gay, and I am getting married, soon.

Oh Keanu baby, you're breaking my heart! How can you say you're not gay when you are indeed my lover? What is wrong with you? Are you afraid of what people would think? Come on my handsome, admit you are gay and you like my cock in your sweet,tight ass. If my Katie doesn't find anything wrong with you being my biatch, I don't see why the world would make a big deal about it.

Hey Tom you're breakin my heart, those words are harsh, don't you think about what you say before you say it? Keanu is awesome will always be awesome.

Hi honey, hope you slept well, I love you.

Man, I sure wish I was that motorcycle between his legs! Rrrrrowwwwwlllll

Hey Jenny, thanks for hanging in there for me, I'll love you forever!

I waited all my life for a chance to meet Keanu, and I never got the chance, I'm the biggest loser I've ever seen. It's really quite a shame too, but there's nothing I can do, I can't do anything right. I really hate myself today, I suck, I'm no good, my life is over and today I died.

I waited all my life for a chance to meet Keanu, and I never got the chance, I'm the biggest loser I've ever seen. It's really quite a shame too, but there's nothing I can do, I can't do anything right. I really hate myself today, I suck, I'm no good, my life is no good and today it's over, I had to move on. I'll just take my spineless form and sink. I suck.

I wonder if Tom Cruise would want to have a go with me, probably not because I suck. Tom what do ya say? Give me a call K.

No Jellyfish, I don't want you. I've got both my biatches...Katie and Keanu. Being bisexual gives me the best of both worlds. I get to have surf and turf everynight fucking both Katie and Keanu. It's all I need.

Hey Tom Cruise, is Keanu as great a fuck as he looks? Do you mind if I borrow him for an evening so I can see for myself?

I've always been a huge fan of Keanu I think he's the greatest ummm, that's about it.

Lance, Tom don't be so crude, I think you should find something better to do with your time, make the best of it K.

I was in line to get Keanu's autograph today and I got a parking ticket,(growl), but (I)(ME) got the signature, it was worth every penny of it.

Hi Babe, love you forever and ever and ever.

Hey where did everybody go? Anyways, As long as Keanu is happy that's really all that matters, right? It really doesn't matter what anyone thinks, or how anyone else feels right? All a person can really do is be happy, there are those that eat, and those that get eaten right? And when you find that place in your life, I guess everything else just falls in it's place it's cheesy philosophy I know, but all of you and I do mean everyone should live by that thought and use it everyday as your mantra, just chant to yourself eat or get eaten, the world will be a better place, we can all do better in life with that just wake up every single day of your life and say those very loving and thoughtful words and everyone will say "how lovely is that" ahh it's so sweet and tender, just what I need to hear, so go have a cup of joe and remember the philosophy and let Keanu just be happy, it's what he needs to be happy, he has had so many tragic things happen, he is a true survivor, does he eat? Or does he get eaten? He eats that what I say, have a good day everyone be kind to each other, forgive your enemies and those that have done you wrong, and please quit saying bad things about Keanu Reeves, he is the best person, and the best actor ever, ok.

That really is funny philosophy, it sounds like pure white trailer park trash and you trying to justify your life, Keanu gets through his life the way he gets through his life, but I doubt very seriously that he wakes up every day and says shall I eat or get eaten, it's trashy it sounds trashy, and if you want something to follow moonchild, why don't you get into some kind of religion, maybe eastern religion try that ok but don't try to tell everyone what they are doing is wrong, take your dirty little finger and stick it where the sun don't shine and change your name for god's sake.

Thanks for the sweet advice, I know it comes from the heart, Keanu rocks, and by the way, I'm black, just so you know

Oh my my what do we have here? A fight or what? So someone tries to say something nice and someone else gets bent out of shape, is it a pillow fight?

Ooooohhhh goodie, a pillow fight? Can I join in? Is Keanu going to be in the pillow fight too? On second thought, if he was, the pillow fight might turn into an x-rated scene so I guess it's best he doesn't join in afterall. I can't say I'd behave myself if he did..lol.

Hi honey, I'm 8 weeks pregnant, I thought you should know I 'm right here waiting for you. I'm going to be a mommy and you're going to be a daddy.

Hi honey, I'm 8 weeks pregnant, I thought you should know I 'm right here waiting for you. I'm going to be a mommy and you're going to be a daddy.

Jesus, Jenny you need help! Now you're saying Keanu is the father of your baby??? You are really delusional. I hope for Keanu's sake AND safety, you never get the chance to meet him.

Hi babe, I don't listen what other people think, I know you love me and you always will. love you.

Hey I can't but notice that Keanu was looking pretty happy that day, I wonder what was on his mind. He is such a dollface:)

Oh Jenny! How it happends? Holly spirit from the chat...Waaaaaaaaaaauuuu.
My dear poor Keanu, watch out where you throw condoms after use.
May be somebody pick up and sold....

Happy Halloween, I love the way Keanu looks, he does look happy, I wanna be his little treat for the day!!!

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Hey Mr Wizard will you please get me the hell out of here?

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Hi Everyone hope you're having a great day, Keanu looks great, we miss him.

We love him too!:)

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He looks like my dad.

Good morning babe, it's cold here,brrrrr

DABRAKAAAAAAAAAAA........................

I heard Keanu is a big spender, I think he needs new clothes.

Keanu needs only ...new clothes of emperor!

I think Keanu is awesome, I would love to meet him.

I may not be perfect, but I'm definitely better than anyone he's ever been with

I want my daddy.

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Awwwwwwwwwww keanu reeves is soooo cute!!! Hez such a hunni! Lol i just LOOVE the lake house. Best movie ever!!!!!!

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I've just been letting everything happen without me these days. I've pretty much been doing nothing , but oh well. More or less nothing notable going on to speak of. I just don't have anything to say these days, but maybe tomorrow.

My mind is like a complete blank, but so it goes. Basically nothing seems important, but I guess it doesn't bother me. I've just been letting everything wash over me , but pfft. I haven't been up to anything. Such is life. I can't be bothered with anything.

More or less nothing seems important. I've just been letting everything happen without me recently. I can't be bothered with anything recently, but such is life. My life's been generally bland today. Not much on my mind these days, but eh.

I can't be bothered with anything recently. I've just been sitting around doing nothing. Today was a loss. I just don't have much to say. Nothing seems worth thinking about.

I've pretty much been doing nothing worth mentioning. I haven't gotten anything done today. I haven't been up to much , but oh well. I've just been staying at home waiting for something to happen, but so it goes. Pfft.

I haven't gotten anything done. Whatever. I just don't have anything to say.

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V zivote by som nepovedala - ze velky somar - vie aj po francuzsky...To ho naucila - Femme fatal ???...Ale ta by sa asi neulakomila na - velkeho somara...Jedine zeby to bolo myslene tak - ze je to velky somar - akoze vysoky mohutny urasteny...no proste - bujacisko...

Keaaaaaaaaano - aj tu motorku si ukradol???...A co benzin?...Aj ten si slohol??...Stavim sa - ze aj ta taska je smajznuta...Ved preco inak by si sa tak spokojne usmieval...A kedy uz napises nieco na papier aj po slovensky...?...Napriklad:" Tu Keano...Idem nahanat baby...popripade gayov...Za chvilu sa stretnem s mojou husbandkou...Mam ich strasne vela...Neviem - kde mi z nich hlava stoji...Ale som vesely...Lebo viem - ze Matrix ma ma..."

BABY!!! Keano sa nam niekde zasil!!!...Co sa pod zem prepadol?...Asi isiel navstivit - Sion...Zase ma nieco za lubom...Zase nejaky super tajny - sobas...Dufam - ze si ich aspon zapisuje...Nemusia byt v ciselnom poradi...Pravdepodobne - tajny sobas s Trinity ma vedeny pod cislom - 506...Z KEANA sa nam - vyklul - sobasny podvodnik!!!Paaaanecku....ktora baba chce byt - podvedena?...Najskor - vsetky...

Ja by som Keanovi - nedala benzin - ani za penaze ani za pekny usmev!!!Uviazala by som - lanom jeho motorku o moje - UFO -vozidlo...a potom by zacala- paraaadaaa!!!!Hlavne v zatackach...Vsak Keano ma rad - adrenalin...Tak by si ho so mnou uzil do zasoby tak - ze by mu az do konca zivota nechybal...Najlepsie na tom by bolo - ze by nemohol vystupit a musel by zaparkovat tam - kde by som zaparkovala ja...A ja by som zaparkovala rovno pred centralou X17!!!!

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TOTO je CO???...Reklama pre slabozrakych alebo slabomyselnych??Preco ponukaju semena prave na Keanovej stranke???...HM...Nadide cas - ked bude ponukat Keano - tie cotton - semena - priamo na ulici ???...Mozno ich ma v tej velkej bezovej taske...Spokojne sa usmieva...Asi mu isla trzba...S tou setrnostou to - Keano fakt uz prehana!!!...Nasadi si doma - cotton semena a bude si z nich sit tricka...Ked to takto pojde dalej - mame sa na co tesit...Mozno sa dozijeme aj toho - ze uz Keano ani nebude nosit stale tie iste tenisky - ale obali si slapky - teda dolnu cast noh - bavlnenou plachtickou a hore zaviaze - bavlnenym motuzikom...Mozno nadide cas - ked vymeni - Keano aj svoje saka - za taviu srst...A bude jazdit na motorke a zebrat benzin a bude vsade vyhlasovat toto:"Vyrovnajte chodniky a doliny a vrchy - lebo onedlho pride - "VYVOLENY"-NEO!!!"No - nevyzera to tak - ze Keano k tomu pomaly ale iste - speje?...

Toto rolovanie sa uz podoba na nekonecny pribeh...Vsimli sme si - ze Keano ukazuje rad 3 prsty...Asi je to nejaka sifra...3.marca - bude asi Keanov den...

Ja uz viem - preco KEANO chodil v Matrixe - taky ozbrojeny - az po usi!!!...Bal sa - ERIKY!!!Bal sa - ze mu zakaze nakupovat turecke slnecne bavlnene kostolne semena!!!ERIKA je moja sestra a veru je - ostrejsia ako ja...Necudujem sa ze - Keano sa jej boji...Ale uplne najhorsia je - dalsia moja sestra - neviditelna -KATE...Ta pracuje v prisnom utajeni...Sme Tri sestry...Jedna horsia ako druha...TRINITY-ERIKA-KATE...Inak nas volaju - aj- PRAVDA-SLOBODA-LASKA...PSL...

Co teraz asi robi - Keano???...Stavim sa ze lovi potopene motorky...v Anglicku...Keano je vsade tam - kde moze usetrit...Teraz je Keano - uplne na dne...V potapackom vystroji so spolocnostou-spiknutych delfinov-patra po potopenych kontajneroch z lode...Je to proste - jeho zlozvyk...prist k vsetkemu zadarmo...Aj na hokejove zapasy NHL sa vzdy prepasuje zadarmo...Aj benzin dostane zadarmo...Zahraje - sklerotika a je to...Vsimli ste si jednu vec???...Este nikto neodfotil - Keana - na benzinovej pumpe...Preco asi?.......Booooooozinkuuuu......Z Keanka sa taaak dobre utahuje....On nam na tych - fotkach zahraje - vsetko -uplne vsetko...

TAKontrolna otazka..:"Keanooooo - mas rad viac - svoju motorku - ako - svoju Potvorku?"...Ta hneda taska totiz - nevesti nic dobre...To je maskovaci manever???...Alebo mylis pri tej svojej motorke - na svoju Potvorku???...To by vestilo...ehmm...vsetko dobre...aj - zapis do Guinessovej knihy rekordov...Podstatne je - aby som ta - Potvorka nebola - ja...lebo co je vela-to je vela...taaaakaaa velkaaa laaaskaaa...paaaaneeeckuuuu....Keeeaaaanooo...Kto je ta - Vyvolena???...

Vidim Keanecko...ze sa dobre bavis...Usmevy na kazdu stranu...Motorecka...brrrrmmm...brrrrmmm....brrrrrrmmmmmmm....Hole baby....aj oblecene....brrrrrmmm....bbrrrrmmmm....brrrmmmmmm....A ElektRIKA - nech zachranuje svet...no ne?...Brrrrmmmm....Brrrrmmmmmm....BRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmm......

KEANKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO........TOOOOO VIIIIIIIISSSSSS - ZEEEEEE SAAAAAAAA BLIIIIIIIIZIIIIIII _ VAAAAAAALEEEEEE NTTTTIIIIIIIINNNNNN????????? COOOOOOOO MIIIIIIIII DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASS?????AKYYYYYYYY DAAAAAAAR?????.............NIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!::::CEEEEEEEEEERTAAAAAAA MIIIIIII NEEEEEEEEEEDAAAAAAAAAAARRUUUUUJJJ!!!!!

I've pretty much been doing nothing worth mentioning. I haven't gotten anything done today. I haven't been up to much , but oh well. I've just been staying at home waiting for something to happen, but so it goes. Pfft.

Snad mi nechces dat - Keanecko - na Valentinecka - samponik na mastnucne vlasocky????...Platonicka otazocka:"Ked neexistuje lyzicka - existuju mastne vlasocky?"...Jasne - ze neexistuju!!!...a tak je zbytocne kupovat na Valentinecka- - - samponik na mastne vlasocky!!!...HESLO:"Vela lasky a stastia - nech sa ti vlasky nemastia!"... mysticky naznacuje - ze stastie je nehmotne ale existuje - ako sampon na mastne vlasocky...

Males should be allowed to go shirtless at home only - Or vary with places for another persuasive speech topic

Ahoj Smith!..Ako sa mas?...V pocitaci...Tuzis po recnickych prejavoch - Eriky?...Chybaju ti?...Smith...Vcera som ta videla v telke...Hral ta jeden - velmi sympaticky herec...Ak si tiez taky sarmantny - ako on...tak ta celkom aj berem..."Beer..."...To bol tvoj odkaz - v tom svajciarskom bare?.....Pri ktorom stoji - Keano?......Takto ocividne mu chces nasadit parohy???...Myslis - ze sa to patri???...Ja viem - ze si hlavny program Matrixu - Vesmiru...Evolucie...Smith...A ze si tak naprogramovany....aby si nas pomalicky nicil...Azda by sme ti to ani nemali zazlievat...Vsetko zle - je na nieco dobre...a vsetko dobre - je na nieco zle...Chces konkretny priklad?...Smith?.....Doooobre...Tak napriklad - ludia maju na svete - trapenia a problemy - vselijakeho druhu ...A preco?...Lebo - keby sme sa tu na Zemi mali bohovsky - tak by sme tu chceli oxidovat aj milion rokov...A to jednoducho v tomto casopriestore a naprogramovani kozmu - nie je mozne...Takze - stastny aj nestastny clovek - skonci uplne rovnako.....Vystretim - brk.....prdnutim do galot...Ako hovoria - nasi neslusni a nevychovani ale srandovni - sedlaci...Vesmir "zosrotuje" kazdeho a vsetko...Z toho logicky vyplyva - ze stastie sa skryva - v neviditelnych programoch - cize dimenziach - ktore nepodliehaju - zakonom kozmu a jeho prirodnym - zakonom - ktore kludne - mozeme nazyvat - Matrix...Tak co?...Smith....Nebodaj si sa tiez rachol do Eriky?...Ona ta chape!...A porozumenie - je zaklad lasky!...Pochopte certa a cert sa do vas zamiluje...

Midriff shirts should be, should not be banned at school - Or choose other arousing clothing parts for another persuasive speech topic

Bad amateurs...vstavaj!... Matrix ta ma...Nasleduj - bielu slovencinarku...Klop-klop!Bad amateurs...

Badam...badam...bad...amateurs...alebo... amadeus...mozart?...A co noveho si zlozil?...Bad Amadeus - ty si zlozil - aj ten stastny hit?..."Bodajze vas vy mladenci certi vzali?"...alebo si to zmodernizoval ..."Badamze vas vy mladencov - agenti vzali"......Tak vam treba...

Pocuvaj Keano...Kedy uz budeme jazdit na ten - vodik?...Retazova reakcia...Princip je uplne jednoduchy!...Vo vzduchu je tiez vodna para...a para - to je H2O v plynnom skupenstve...Vzdy - je nejaka vlhkost vo vzduchu...Treba uz len vymyslet nejaky motorcek - ktory by tento vodik lapal priamo zo vzduchu - pocas cesty dopravnym prostriedkom a spracovaval by ho na pohon...Ved je to take jednoduche!...Ziadne cerpacie stanice by sme nepotrebovali...Boli by iba motoresty - kde by sme sa chodili najest napit a vycikat...Ropni magnati by nas este tisic rokov preklinali...Ale ropu treba - predsa aj na umele hmoty!...Na hnojivo...tak nech su kludni...Ide uz len o to - ako co najlacnejsie zostrojit - taky motorcek - ktory by vodik premienal na pohon rovno zo vzduchu...

Vcera som zbierala pri Neziderskom Jazere - pekne kamienky!!!Keano - Julian - keby ta to nahodou zaujimalo...Specializujem sa na srdiecka...potom - na udovite tvary...ehm...a na farbu kamienkov...Zobrala som si jeden cierny velky plosky kamienok v tvare - slzy...Lebo mi pripomina tvoje meno - Reeves...akoze - placees...Potom som si zodvihla jen dlhy velky sivy pretiahnuty ovalny kamen...taky-udovity...potom este - niekolko malych srdcovych kamienkov a tie boli biele a cierne...Vcera davali v Rakusku aj ten film - o Erike a Julianovi a Jeziskovi...Nahodicka...Vsak?...Keanko.......Hotove - Divy Sveta!!!...

Wilsonian conservative enjoined!conceptualize reinserts amortizes:obediently

Wilsonian conservative enjoined!conceptualize reinserts amortizes:obediently