Click! Flash! Lindsay! Photoshop! Fornarina!

1st

she's promoting:
*Eurotrash, dated look
*Madonna, dated look

*cliche',tired,boring...add to the list

lohan groupie posting this a couple days ago...you so late

Goooooooooooooooo Linds:):):)

she looks like more like a TRANNY dressed up for the GAY PRIDE parade

c-

BRITNEY E BENJI

of course we all know what she looks like w/o MASSIVE Photoshopping:
orange, freckled, greasy skin
balding hairline
double chin (even when she's skinny)
sausage toes

don't know why that had to retouch anything

even with photoshop she still looks fucking UGLY!

@ 11:40 do you really see all those defects on Lindsay? wow,maybe you think perferction exists!LOL! Human beings aren't robots! Lindsay Lohan is a beutiful girl.

Let me tell you, with THIS amount of Photoshopping, anyone could look good.

They always say a camera adds 10 lbs. LOL

Can we go one freakin day without this loser on here!!??

Can we see more Angelina...who has talent, style, class, sexiness, brains and a gorgeous family.

Oh, I forgot, she is busy working and raising a family and she doesn't prostitute herself to the press every day and night

her pussy STILL stinks

Sam doesn't like this look

A TON OF MAKE UP ON AND AIR BRUSHED PICTURE AND SHE STILL LOOKS LIKE A DOUCHE BAG LMFAO
NICE WIG TOO LMFAO

THE ONLY THING THAT LOOKS GOOD IS THE EFFIN GUITAR!

Lindsay looks amazing. TRUE FACT.

Go To Fleshbot and lindsay lohan you can even see her giving a blow job hehehehe

Go To Fleshbot and lindsay lohan you can even see her giving a blow job hehehehe

Lindsay's face is beautiful. TRUE FACT.

gotta google fleshbot and lindsay lohan
oppss sorry

Lindsay is a great model! TRUE FACT.

Any one who say she looks good is a LOHAN!! True Fact!!

I wish I were a Lohan. TRUE FACT.

The pictures are so overexposed to cover up the imperfection of her skin. They look so fake.

Lindsay looks great, stop insulting her!

Not a fan of Lindsay. I do have to admitt though, she looks really good with the guitar shot.

She's good at this tranny look

Beautiful face.
With about 15 more pounds,a beautiful body.
Insecure whiners still jealous of her.

Da ho gave me the clap. TRUE FACT

Da ho gave me the clap. TRUE FACT

Da ho gave me the clap. TRUE FACT

Da ho gave me the clap. TRUE FACT

I luv all Linds pics. TRUE FACT.

her pussy still stinks..

her pussy still stinks..

I flunked out of school, lost my job, can't get a date but I follow everything about Lindsay 24/7. TRUE FACT

Linds looks gorgeous with red lipstick. TRUE FACTOID.

I flunked out of school, lost my job, can't get a date but I follow everything about Lindsay 24/7. TRUE FACT

I flunked out of school, lost my job, can't get a date but I follow everything about Lindsay 24/7. TRUE FACT

I flunked out of school, lost my job, can't get a date but I follow everything about Lindsay 24/7. TRUE FACT

I flunked out of school, lost my job, can't get a date but I follow everything about Lindsay 24/7. TRUE FACT

1.25 LOL

I blow old dudes for cash. TRUE FACT.

She has to take an aids test before starting her next film

My cat's name is Mr. Fluffy Pants. TRUE FACT.

WHORE PIT VIPER!!!!

SHE AMAZING WOMEN LINDS THE BEST EVER !

I did it with a goat TRUE FACT

Labor Pains straight to tv. Nobdoy would distribute it or pay for marketing because it sucks. TRUE FACT

I´m a Stalker. TRUE FACT

CE0 of Lionsgate maker of Georgia Rules sent open letter to Daily Variety saying she has bad work habits, called in sick after long night of partying,hangovers on set and very difficult etc TRUE FACT

CE0 of Lionsgate maker of Georgia Rules sent open letter to Daily Variety saying she has bad work habits, called in sick after long night of partying,hangovers on set and very difficult etc TRUE FACT

I love Linds. I am glad that I got fired from my job so that I can follow her career. TRUE FACT.

I Know Who Killed Me was one of the worst films ever made. It was a financial disaster. TRUE FACT

I Know Who Killed Me was one of the worst films ever made. It was a financial disaster. TRUE FACT

I love all Lindsay movies. TRUE Fact.

Lindsey's a no-talent skank loser, TRUE FACT

Why can't she just go away. She doesn't look hot - she is an emaciated drug addict who threw away chances that other girls would have died to have had.

Lindsay is so gorgeous. TRUE FACTBALL.

I type with one hand, my other hand is down my pants. TRUE FACT.

Haters and posers are not me. LOL. Love u Lindsay!! TRUE FACT.

Linds is a gorgeous model. TRUE FACT.

Lindsay is the most gorgeous woman in hollywood.

1 have 800 pictures of Lindsay on the wall at. TRUE FACT

lol@factball. wtf?

1 have 800 pictures of Lindsay on the wall at. TRUE FACT

Lindsay Lohan rocks! TRUE FACT.

No one cares about this piece of shit, thief, talentless, freckled skinned, nasty coke whore ass ANYMORE, Bald-han is fcking over!. TRUE FACT

No one cares about this piece of shit, thief, talentless, freckled skinned, nasty coke whore ass ANYMORE, Bald-han is fcking over!. TRUE FACT

No one cares about this piece of shit, thief, talentless, freckled skinned, nasty coke whore ass ANYMORE, Bald-han is fcking over!. TRUE FACT

I love you Lindsay. TRUE MEOWBALL.

Lindsay is more gorgeous than all beauty icons put together. TRUE FACTBALLZ.

1 insisted that my psychiatrist cal me Lindsay. TRUE FACT

lolol oh shit these comments crack me up

She has herpes. TRUE FACT

Dayum girrl looks fierce! Zexy!

I like when Lindsay wears pink shoes because I have pink feet. TRUE MEOW.

I am so alone. TRUE FACT

My cat and I will spend our friday night watching freaky friday TRUE FACT.

hilarious because in real life her face doesnt take good pics and she is a mess..... what is th epoint of even using her, ? no one wants to look like her real life face and body .....

Ex-boyfriend Brandon Davis gave her the nickname firecrotch. Embarressed he ever went with her TRUE FACT

hilarious because in real life her face doesnt take good pics and she is a mess..... what is the point of even using her, ? no one wants to look like her real life face and body .....

those red shoes look like dog shit , they do suit her face tho .

Linds is sexay. TRUE FACT.

those red shoes look like dog shit , they do suit her face tho .

Ex-boyfriend Harry Morton said he is embarressed that he ever went with her. TRUE FACT

I let her blow me but I am embarressed I went out with her. TRUE FACT

I hate everything about Firecrotch I hope she disappears forever!

Haters and posers are not me. LOLs. I luv u Linds. TRUE FACTBALL.

I love lindsay lohan. TRUTH FACTOID.

Lindsay Lohan hounding Ryan Seacrest about working with her

www.sosojuicy.com/lindsay-lohan-hounding-
ryan-seacrest-about-working-her

National Enquirer - Mike Walker's column - July 27, 2009
My God I hope Seacrest cuts her off. The last thing Lindsay Lohan needs is someone indulging her. Seriously, she knows her career is beyond in the toilet. It’s gone out to sea. She’s not in a position to make demands on anyone. The only thing Lohan should be doing is freaking begging. She should be calling Ryan Seacrest up and asking him if she can bring him a beverage. Anything it takes to ingratiate herself and be as pleasing as possible to Seacrest.
I can’t stand that spiky haired pocket person, but he has major clout in Hollywood. He’s a workaholic, and exactly the type of person Lohan should be around. I’m surprised Seacrest would even consider dealing with another Lohan after producing Dina Lohan’s reality show. But that must not have been the terrible experience I assumed it was since he’s toying with the idea of adding Lindsay to the roster.
Lohan – get yourself a mop and a broom, stat. And start cleaning Seacrest’s house. Then move on to the garden. Show him you’ll actually work – and do whatever it takes – and you might deserve another chance. And keep your pants on.

Lindsay is da coolest. TRUE FACT.

Sam HEARTS AnnaLynne McCord

alot!!!!!

Sam luvs Lindsay. TRUE FACT.

eww this girl is HOrrible!

doesn't look a thing like her pasty skinned freckly ass. She WISHES she looked like that. lmao

"Just another ill-fitting piece in the puzzle that is her stalled, sloppy career."

- People magazine's review of Lindsay Lohan's new direct-to-cable movie, Labor Pains, premiering this weekend."
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Add yet another failure to the resumé.

The lindsay lohan Fornarina commercial was had the best graphics we've seen for years, and is considered a masterpiece of art. TRUE FACT.

The lindsay lohan Fornarina commercial had the best graphics we've seen for years, and is considered a masterpiece of art. TRUE FACT.

Not too long ago, I thought Georgia Rule would be Lohan's nadir but, compared to this, that's a veritable masterpiece. Thankfully, unless she does Captivity II, she probably can't sink lower. Without the dubious distinction of having Lohan's name on the marquee, this would have gone directly to DVD, never passing go or collecting the little more than $200 it will make during its one and only weekend in multiplexes. Unless you derive pleasure from watching Lohan being tortured, there's no reason to subject yourself to this movie. Besides, if that's your goal, all you have to do is turn on tabloid TV. There's Lindsay's living hell of a life, being broadcast 24/7.

© 2007 James Berardinelli

I Know Who Killed Me (2007)

Critics' Average D-

PERSONALITY CRISIS Lohan is victimized — and so is the audience in the aggressively bad I Know Who Killed Me

It's a shock to see that Lindsay Lohan, even with her boundless flair for self-destruction, would sign on for a grisly piece of torture porn. And really, did she have to choose such a gruesomely tawdry and inept one? She plays Aubrey, a virginal college fiction writer abducted by a psycho who saws off an extremity or two. Lohan then reappears as a former pole dancer (her career gone with the limbs), but is she still playing Aubrey? Or her id? Or, yes, her ''stigmatic twin''? I Know Who Killed Me is beyond bad — it's just wrong.-Owen Gleiberman, Entertainment Weekly
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I love how the critics savage not only her movies, but her personal life too!

JESSICA BIEL TOO....RSRSRSRSRS

Financial crisis is a disgrace ...;(

My cat Captain Fluffpuss is my only friend. TRUE FACT.

Captain Fluffpuss is a cuddle monster grrrr and purrrr. TRUE FACT.

Captain Fluffpuss likes Ali Lohan too. TRUE FACT.

Captain Fluffpuss needs his litterbox cleaned. TRUE FACTOID.

Where her freckles at?

Lindsay lohan is sooooooooo beautiful in those fornarina pics.
HOT !

she looks amazing her..omg.. i love her

YEAH - Labor Pains july 19th ABC

WATCH IT !!!!!!!!!!!!

11.30/2
eurotrash, date look ? pardon ?

Biggest fashion capitals of the world.
Paris, Milan, Madrid, London and then.........o yeah, New York.
Europe is for centuries THE place to be for fashion. They're fashiondesigners decide what is hip and trendy. Like it or not. Europeans have great sense of style.

5.37 Can't wait to see Labor pains on july 19th (this weekend!).....woohoo.

Anyone who looks forward to Labor Pains is either Danny or a Lohan

Labor Pains is so bad that the studio would not spend money for marketing and distribution. Didn't even go right to DVD. Just straight to TV. TRUE FACT

I am changing my last name to Lohan. TRUE FACTORONI!

Lady Gaga wannabe

She's rocks this tranny look

I'm excited to see Lindsay act in Labor Pains, can't freakin' wait til' Sunday. I love Lilo, La Lola. I bet you'll be watching to! Bunch of A-holes! Bite me!

She gave me the clap

I love Lindsey Lohan, I masterbate to her pictures 6 times a day, she´s Fugly but she makes my pussy all wet. TRUE FACT.

I love Lindsey Lohan, I masterbate to her pictures 6 times a day, she´s Fugly but she makes my pussy all wet. TRUE FACT.

yeahhhhhhh, gonna watch Labor pains (this sunday july 19th) !!!!!!!!
I'm soooooooo happy.

Labor Pains is such a piece of crap the studion took it right to tv. Not worth spending money on to run ads, etc.

Why did'nt you post my comment about Lindsay's history? It was true, good and kind. Do you only post the snarky comments? Have'nt you made enough money off of the girl to care enough to post some of her positive? Kind of sad X-17. I'm very disappointed in U.

well, i'm looking forward to see Labor Pains; i saw some clips and i liked it very much. agree with 7,13, can't wait to see it.

TRULY KNOW ONE CARES FOR HER, NO TALENT, TOO SKINNY, MESSED UP LIFE, LOOKS OLD FOR HER AGE. SHE HAS NO CLASS, SHE IS TRASHY, LETS SEE WHAT ELSE, GOSH I COULD GO ON FOREVER! PLEASE WHEN IS SHE JUST GOING TO GIVE IT UP??? SHE SHOULD MOVE AWAY FROM HOLLYWOOD, GET A DESK JOB, GET A MAN, HECK JUST GO AWAY ALREADY!!

sevinnyne@samantharonson I mean, that's kind of amazing! Lol
27 minutes ago from UberTwitter in reply to samantharonson

I care for her and i'm gonna watch Labor Pains too this sunday on ABC, cause i think she's a great actress (and model...cool fornarina-pics)

Danny, beat your worm if you need to but please stop with your nasty BS. Your a pig, obviously. Lindsay surely will never be interested in you. In fact, she will never even set her eyes upon you. Ever... period. Since you dont know her personally, why don't you just shut the F up. Whhhhat an A-hole.

wooooohooooo, this sunday, we'll finally see her fake pregnancy in action !
i'm watching ABC this sunday - LABOR PAINS !!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am stroking my pussy right now. I am making it purr. TRUE FACT

So excited to see Labor Pains this weekend. Thanks haters - LOL!!!! True Factball.

Lindsay is so pretty. TRUE FACTBALL.

Lindsay's shoes are amazeballs. TRUE FACTOID.

BBella you've never been so sexxy - love that guitar posse - could use a little pinch

DANNY IS A TRANNY. TRUE FACT.

I love da Linds. TRUE FACT.

My cat Brad Clooney has amazeballs I'd never get him neutered. TRUE FACTBALL.

Danny is either a 12 yr old or a fu**ing moron. He/she most post the same nonsense 100s of times a day. An annoyance even to those who like Lindsay.

She's pretty much cooked her career over here, so it's not surprising she has to go somewhere else to beg to be noticed! Every article on her here tears her to shreds no matter what she does. Her reputation is a joke and she is poison to anything she touches here! Thieves are scumbags of the highest order, so it's a horrible reputation that's well deserved!

Lindsay looks great, stop insulting her...she looks like a TRANNY dressed up for the GAY PRIDE parade!!!!

wow, this sunday, we'll finally see her fake pregnancy in action !
i'm watching ABC this sunday - LABOR PAINS !!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Do you think it will make her and Sam want to have kids together? Cool idea. !!!

She's planning a huge party for the premiere on Sunday...all the A-list.

she's bald underneath the wigs, right?

nice adding of a butt with the magic of Photoshop

sheis almost unrecognizable in these heavily airbrushed shots...but not by accident. Do you really think they would have wanted:

orange, freckled, greasy skin
balding hairline
double chin
flat butt
sausage toes
lined forehead
creased lips

for their ads????

Their clothes have a HUGE tranny clientele in Europe & the states...thus her total,airbrushed tranny look here.

Delusional ho probably believes she looks just like that without Photoshop! It's like a soft focus seen through vomit!

new x17 video of lindsay (under VIDEOS)
(public enemy Lohan)
Lindsay leaves sam's house and is in a very good mood.
Later she goes to that beachhouse again.

6.58
haha, cool new video - she's leaving sam's house with 2 waterpistols and is laughing ! Public enemy Lohan !

that is not lindsay.

video----she is sooooo strung out.

6.58 THNX
agree, Lilo looks in a very good mood when she leaves samantha's house with waterpistols..hehe. Must be on friday.

Photoshop!
The word losers use to say they're jealous.

Photoshop, the word idiots deny despite it being the most obvious thing in the world! Do you always lie to yourself as much as you lie to others, 9:54? That's right, you're a liar, just like Blohan, and probably a thief too!