Lindsay Celebrates Her Birthday In Style

She looks so pretty and sexy. She is my favor. I saw her new sexy privacy pho0tos in site ““““““““““““" M o d e l m i l l i o n a i r e . c o m "”””””””””””””””. So wonder. She is always dating young billionaire on that site.

Free Katie Holmes!

AWW love them! Glad she had a good time!

OH MY GOD! Lindsay looks amazing in that dress! I LOVE that dress! And Sam looks adorable! Hope Hollywood's IT couple had a fantastic night. I LOVE this couple! Just wish they would get engaged! Yeah babeeeeee!

Wow, Lindz looks amazing! Sam's cute in her attire as well! Love these two!!!!

go lindsay! go lindsay!
go sam! go sam!
damn they look hot
lindsay is so beautiful in her dress
n sam look amazing with the tuxedo
Mix n Match!

gross., why sam MAN tha., uuggggly!

Lindsay is starting to look more and more like a Lesbo freak just like Samantha.

Sam is hawter than a lot of guys!

Wow does she ever look skanked out. That dike babe is even worse. LL looks as though she's 37. If she makes it to 40 she's going to look like Elizabeth Taylor does now.

8:35, I beg to differ. Lindsay looks quite good in these photos and if she's dating a girl so what? She's not hurting anyone and that's more than we used to be able to say about her. If being with Samantha Ronson makes her a better person, then I hope it lasts forever.

Homophobes are seriously unhappy people and they can't stand to see anyone else happy.

I'm not a homophobe, I'm a skankophobe!

And jealous of younger, pretty women, no doubt.

Gawd that Samantha is one fugly ass woman. Linsay looks old and haggard since she been hanging out with Samantha. Both are fugly as hell.

8:46 Skankophobe! I love it. Hahaha

8:46 and 8:49 = same person

LiLo is turning out to be just another skanky lesbo bitch. It somes too.

8:54 You sound drunk. Must not be much going on in Jersey, huh?

Lindsay has the most amazing eyes!

Okay, where's the style? Cuz she certainly isn't wearing it. That dress is atrocious, and the other outfit isn't even worth mentioning. I hope someone bought her some decent clothes for her birthday.

Both these lesbian bitches are fug as hell. Samantha is down right scary looking as a woman.

Looks like saMANtha is flippin the bird

Samantha is a nasty looking skank.

Lohan looks like shit in that funky ass dress.

Am I the only one that noticed that Samantha has a huge rock on her wedding finger??? In my opinion I think its great that Lilo is dating someone and who cares if its a girl.. I mean really???

God, I still cant believe Linds eats pussy....Didnt see that one coming

I usually don't like her clothes but i LOVE that dress and she looks great there.

Me,

I didn't notice until you pointed it out, but you're right. That's a BIG ring Samantha's wearing on her wedding ring finger!

Lindsay looks like a street corner hooker in that dress.

Samantha is down right gross looking.

Jersey is following every positive comment with her jealous old ass negative comments. Get a life Jersey!

Jersey = xo

Do you think Lindsay's Mom or Dad sexually abused her when she was little?

Lindsay looks so much older and worn out. She has the same raspy voice and over partied look as Tara Reid. But Tara's prettier.

Its lindsay bitch........
Song Britney spears Break the ice ........Yes!

9:51 & 9:53 regurgitate your own comments much?

looking gross & fugly .

Hmmmmm..looks like some loser is trying to start a catfight on the thread.

Happy Birthday Lindsay

11:05 & 11:15 Yes you are. Surprised you homophobes haven't crucified Samantha yet for being jewish.

haa ha thanks for the laugh, fuckin style ??? what style? those outfits are shiteous. She looks like a hooker and her girlfriend looks a fuckin disgrace. Someone hire these two a stylist.

11:24

what the fuck are you wearing right now?

your a nobody who wishes she could afford nice things

11:24 Is wearing Lane Bryant size 22W. lol.

Happy Birthday Lindsay!!

11:19 Get a life, you loser.

11:32 11:39 same poster.

11:19
I'm not a homophobe, I'm a skankophobe!

Lesbians should be burned at the stake.

11:05, 11:15, 11:46, 11:52, 11:53

= same person

9:40 9:41 same poster. Same attention trolling trouble maker.

8:27, 8:35, 8:40, 8:46, 8:48, 8:49, 8;54, 9:04, 9:06, 9:23, 9:24, 9:34, 9:38, 9:39, 9:51, 9:53, 11:05, 11:15, 11:24, 11:46, 11:52, 11:53, 11:58

= ALL SAME POSTER. Same attention trolling trouble maker.

"I used to be a black man..." Jedi speacking to THE ROCK on "Race to Witch Mountain."

I have a tall stack of newspapers.

12:09
LOL

Please invite me next time ~

Even Perez Hilton is saying Lindsay and Samantha are a romantic couple. Why oh why won't they just come out and say so? That would be so cool!

poor lindsay is hopelessly fugly. bitch always looks dirty. oh, samro, you could do so much better.

well, at least lilo shitheap, that racist, herpes infested, drug addict skank, isn't driving. we can thank uber cool samro for that. keep driving, samro. la drivers are grateful.

Lindsay looks fine!!! Sam on the otherhand is down right FUGLY!!!!!!! Lindsay is so very, very HOT!!! Sam is about the grossest thing I have ever seen. Way uglier than most men, for sure!!!

Why dont these 2 dykes come out of the closet? And Sam...stop dressing like a man! get a friggin sex change if u want to be one!

8:27, 8:35, 8:40, 8:46, 8:48, 8:49, 8;54, 9:04, 9:06, 9:23, 9:24, 9:34, 9:38, 9:39, 9:51, 9:53, 11:05, 11:15, 11:24, 11:46, 11:52, 11:53, 11:58, 12:42, 12:48, 12:50...

= ALL SAME POSTER. Same attention trolling trouble maker.

B O R I N G!!

X17, PLEASE ONLY POST ABOUT HER WHEN SHE
DOES S O M E T H I N G INTERESTING!

SHE IS BORING - EVEN WHEN SHE PRETENDS SHE IS GAY!!!

sam luks flippin hot shes so cute and sexy and lindsay luks gorgeousssss

Symbols:

1. US $1 bill.
With the pyramid + All Seeing Eye on the left and the great seal on the right.

2. Pyramid & All Seeing Eye of the dollar bill. The text in Latin at the bottom means: "New Order of The Ages" or "New World Order"!

3. 666 on $ bill. How the number 666 is found through the Roman numerals marked on the base of the pyramid. Simply read from left to right and arrange the numerals in triangles. Add up numerals of each base.

4.Great seal of America.
With 13 arrows, 13 leaves, and 13 stripes on the shield, the number 13 symbolizing the Luciferian revolt. And 33 feathers on each of the wings, symbolizing the 33 degrees of freemasonry. The flower of life type symbol on top contains a hexagram.

5. "Mason".
The word "Mason" is found by drawing a hexagram (or upsidedown star) in the triangle.

6.The Great Seal with a phoenix.
At the origin, a phoenix was used for the seal instead of the eagle. The phoenix amongst other things symbolizes rebirth. Because the Phoenix stands for being destroyed in flames and then rising from the ashes, for the Illuminati it symbolizes Lucifer.

7. UN emblem.
The UN emblem showing a globe with latitude and longitude lines outlining 33 fields, symbolizing the 33 degrees of Freemasonry.

8.Flags backwards on American uniforms.
The uniforms of the soldiers sent to Iraq are decorated with a reversed American flag. On the one hand this is completely in accord with military protocol, even if being a complete exception to the usual flag code. It appears only on the right arm, and represents the US flag when carried and moving forwards, with the stripes therefore waving backwards behind the pole. On the other hand it conveniently falls in the category of the reversed pentagram, cross, dove, etc... which stand for the Satanic principle

god, what happened to linds? she used to be someone. now, she's nothing. drugs aren't good. lilo is living proof of that. how sad she's used up at 22 yrs. old.

11.32 I think you'll find it's you're not your. Fuckin retard.

so this is what Americans are calling style these days.

I just bought a case of energy drinks

I know that's terrible right?

I am like a sloth sometimes
does anyone else feel so low on energy sometimes? it's hard sometimes I'm fallin asleep trying to keep my eyes open at 2:00pm in the afternoon sometimes...yawnnnn!

1:23
I think you'll find no matter how you put it, you're still a fucking tragic loser.

oh my god i just noticed something
i must have bought them subconsciously while looking at these pictures!!! lindZ bought a case too!! :P LOL. fuck i gotta stop letting all this consumer marketing shit get to my brain
it's making me speeeeeeeeeeeeeendy!

i was also listening to a commercial that keeps coming on tv..
dammit i should shut all this shit off

IT'S POLLUTING MY BRAIN!!!!!!!!

HELPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*runs*

remember when Lilo said she was going to new york to fuck Jude Law. Happy birfday Lilo.

1.33 Ali Lohan.

umm..#1 why does Sam always wear those ugly hats and #2 if Lindsay is gonna go Bi or Gay..couldnt it be with someone a bit easier on the eyes??

girl who just bought redbull: lol! i like my redbull, too. i run out of energy at about 4pm. That's my pick me up - good ol' red bull. gives ya wings, right? hoist one for me, suggah!

girl who just bought redbull: lol! i like my redbull, too. i run out of energy at about 4pm. That's my pick me up - good ol' red bull. gives ya wings, right? hoist one for me, sugah!

her girlfriend appears to be suffering some sort of liver problem, very yellow around the eyes. Love Lilo's product placement, chanel, redbull, cartier bracelet, bitch is always after a freebie.

why does sam have to always dress up as a man? we already know she's a dyke, and not a very sexy one that turns you on.

THAT IS NOT STYLE - THAT IS DESPERATION.

AND THE ONLY THING SHE CELEBRATED HER BIRTHDYA *IN* IS A PILE OF COKE AND A FEW OXY 80'S.

WHEN IS THIS IOMBECILE GOING TO LEARN THAT YOU *CAN'T* LIE ABOUT BEING HIGH? MAYBE POOR TWEENERS WITH NO SELF-CONCEPT WHO NEED A ROLE MODEL CAN IGNORE IT BUT SHE IS

FUCKED

OFF

HER

TREE

IN THESE AND ALL RECENT PICTURES.

POOR JUNKIE!

BEST BLOG COMMENT EVER - COURTESY OF DEFAMER.COM
Goodbye Lindsay Dee
I surely don't know you at all
but your parents looked at you
and saw a million bucks,
and they whispered in your brain
"Linds, you can be a big superstar!"
So they sacrificed your childhood
and you wound up always on TMZ

But it seems to me
that you live your life
like a little whore, Linds
the drugs and sex are ruining you
and now dementia will set in
you look like you're forty
and very fucking ill
you'll be washed up long before
your sister Ali ever will.

Having all that dough was tough?
The toughest role you ever played
was in Disney's Herbie flick
Hollywood gave you lots of money
and you threw it all away
living with booze drugs and drama
Your problems go far beyond
just poor Wilmer Valderamma

'Cuz it seems to me
that you lived your life
like a little whore, Linds
when someday you'll know the truth...
your own grandmother tried to tell you
but you were just a kid:
Your father went nuts long before
your asshole mother did.

'Cuz it seems to me
that you lived your life
like a little whore, Linds
when someday you'll know the truth...
your own grandmother tried to tell you
but you were just a kid:
Your father went nuts long before
your asshole mother did.

Get away from the gate! Get away from MY house! For those who haven't viewed the video, they were from LL. If she tells paps to do something, do the opposite!

ok i'm a little behind, who the fuck is that dike that lyndsay is always hanging out with?? man, get a decent looking friend your LL for fucks sake?

ok...we're in democrazy...and bla bla bla...but seriously many comments in here are stupid!

To the people making fun of Lindsay and Sam and how they look, are you really that shallow and materialistic. Who cares if they're two women dating, and why do you care so much about what they're wearing?

Jewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Sam Aaronson, Jew for Jesus or Judas? LL really has a bf, but this nosy nora has nothing to lose. 1) gay check 2) jew check 3) family has $ check 4) GTFO!

Je vous regarde depuis PARIS (FRANCE( il faut rester cool, nous à Paris les lesbiennes No Soucy !!
Par contre Sam 'il faut te tenir droite et faire tes racines de cheuveux" si tu veux que ta chérie soit fière de toi.
Linsay domage que tu sois passé de l'autre coté alors infos ou intox ?? Il y a a peine 6 mois que les média People te faisait passer pour une croqueuse d'homme, ta carrière est a plat tu as besoin d'argent ?? ok moi je trouve ça chelou = louche chez nous en verlan écrire a l'envers. KISS LLOOOOVVVVEEE BBBBBBBBIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZZ