Let's be honest: Although this clip features some great non-responses from Jessica Simpson on the subject of one Jonathan Mayer, who'd want to watch footage of Jessica *not* answering questions when you could watch her swear to the owner of a camera store that she hasn't been farting up a storm in her car?
(That being said, you'd have thought *we* cut one when we started asking her about her non-relationship with Mayer - just watch the perky Jessica deflate and make a bee-line for her stenchmobile!)
Jessica's lethal weapon
Hard to believe John Mayer wasn't tempted by the combination of Marilyn Manson's boots and Kurt Cobain's sweater
A touchy subject
The truth always leaks out
Maybe Jessica should get Elliot Mintz' number from Paris - one week under Elliot's care, and he'll have everyone reporting that Jessica's poots smell like potpourri!
