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Matt Damon: "Sexiest Man Alive"? Really?

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When we heard who People had crowned this year's Sexiest Man Alive, we were left wondering was that the best they could come up with? Sure, he's got that everyman charm about him, but we'd hardly consider Matt Damon hotter than Brad...Or Matthew...Or George! (All of whom were previous title holders.) Although there were some standards (Like Brad, Johnny and Justin) cited among the runners-up in the mag, there were some strange first timers, like Dave Annable (who?) from Brothers and Sisters. WTF is going on over there at People? And who decides who's the "Sexiest"?

We here at X17 put together a list of hotties who, although they didn't make the cut, deserve a shot. Which of these cuties would you want to see in your bed on the cover of a magazine?
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Zac "Barely Legal" Efron? Eric "McSteamy" Dane? Justin "Bobby" Brescia? Seal "Heidi Loves My Big Package"? Chris "Flame On" Evans? Or Kevin "Nicole Narain's Next Co-Star" Federline?
Place your vote below!



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Who decides who's the "Sexiest?"

The publicist who pays PEOPLE the most $$, that's who.

Posted by: Anonymous


Matt's wife = fug

Eva Longoria = much ado about nothing

Posted by: Anonymous


eric dane oh my god
umbelievable

Posted by: want it


I like Matt, but he's not the "sexist"

Posted by: Anonymous


Julian McMahon

Posted by: Anonymous


Did you guys really put Kevin Federpoon on that list? Are you kidding? With as far up Britney's butt as you are....
Either shes is directing you as a joke, or this is a really wicked shot you are making at her.

Posted by: LaLa


Did you guys really put Kevin Federpoon on that list? Are you kidding? With as far up Britney's butt as you are....
Either shes is directing you as a joke, or this is a really wicked shot you are making at her.

Posted by: LaLa


matt damon=not sexy.

Posted by: Anonymous


WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBODY on that list is SEXY.

Posted by: kim kardASShian


Eric Dane #1!!

Posted by: Anonymous


Matt Damon isn't conventionally handsome but certainly a good looking, boy-next-door rugged type. He is also very talented and a good husband and father. Brad Pitt is a has-been and Matthew McConnaghy is an idiot.
Who the hell are those other guys anyway?
K-Fed? Oh, come on! Sexiest? Stupidest maybe.

Posted by: Anonymous


Matt Damon is toally hot! I would do him in a second.

He'd have to take off that fucking red sox hat though. Sorry Matt, you're gonna have to put on a yankees cap for me!

Posted by: Erin


I vote for K-Fed and his rabbit coat!
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Posted by: Anonymous


Right on Erin!
GO YANKEES!

Posted by: Anonymous


Matt is losing his boyish good looks and yes his wife is a plain jane.
He could have done better than a girl who already had a kid.

Posted by: Anonymous


What's the matter X17....Matt Damon isn't paying you to praise his every move like britney Spears is???

Posted by: Joanne


anonymous 10:41am is MY NEW FRIEND!

rAwK \m/

Posted by: Erin


omg justin bobby haha thats real funny!!!!!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


Who cares what his wife looks like? She's not that bad anyway. Maybe he actualy loves her. I know that's a strange concept in Hollywood, but some people actually do marry for love.
Matt's hot.

Posted by: Anonymous


Matt evidently goes for ugly darker women. Just look who was his main costar in Bourne. Blech.

Posted by: Anonymous


Being sexy is more than just how a guy looks (although Matt is a hottie). It's also about is acting skills, personality, the fact that he's a doting/loving husband and father. All that combined make him sexy.

Posted by: Anonymous


Of curse there is no arguing with someone's taste. It's just tha Mtt doesn't have any. His wife has weird facial features and is not pretty at all by American standards.

Posted by: Anonymous


Jensen Ackles from Supernatural!

Posted by: Anonymous


You have got to be kidding me!!! Matt is ok but he ain't no Papi Chulo!!!!

Posted by: Elda


Thanks Erin!
If you want to talk sexy, how about Derek Jeter???????

Posted by: Anonymous




Wonder where Matt met his wife?

Was she a chambermaid in a hotel somewhere?

That's what she looks like.

Posted by: Anonymous


Tom Selleck - woohooo

Posted by: Anonymous


kevin Freak-erline and justin bobby are you kidding me?

Posted by: team heidi




FUCK YOU K-FUCK

Posted by: TEAM BRITNEY


Tom who?

Posted by: Anonymous


Woohoo? Who says that? What, are you from Seattle?

Posted by: Anonymous


I truly do not care who Peep-Hole selects as the sexiest man alive. The whole concept is stupid because the person changes from year-to-year. Did the previous one die? How else did a new one emerge? Also, I like the idea of men being treated like brainless slabs of flesh.

Posted by: Loki's Emissary


men are brainless slabs of flesh!

Posted by: Anonymous


K-fed and maybe father of ther year!!

Posted by: Shar


Nice list X17. HA! SEAL?? Are you crazy!? We're talking about sexy, not train wreck..right?!
How about Justin Timberlake, Patrick Dempsey, Bret Favre, Ryan Phillipe. Eeeww to Brad and George. They are so old and over rated. Gross. Matt Damon is handsome, but not the sexiest.

Posted by: Anonymous


your list of guys suck, not one of them is sexy...epecially that kid Zac...he needs to do something with that hair and also I think guys who wear skinny jeans look stupid evn if they ae gay men they look stupid in them

Posted by: Ms.Brooklyn


I don't comment on much, but I just had to say: JUSTIN "BOBBY" IS DISGUSTING!!!!!! HOW COULD ANYONE EVEN REMOTELY THINK HE IS ANYTHING BUT REPULSIVE! COME ON!!!!

Posted by: Jen


Not sure about Eric Dane, but Zac Efron and Chris Evans are on the list. They just didn't get named the Sexiest Man. Check your info before posting something.

Posted by: Anonymous


I don't comment on much, but I just had to say: JUSTIN "BOBBY" IS DISGUSTING!!!!!! HOW COULD ANYONE EVEN REMOTELY THINK HE IS ANYTHING BUT REPULSIVE! COME ON!!!!

Posted by: Jen


Zac!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


John Cusack is the hottest guy alive in my book. Guess I like them a little mature.

Posted by: Anonymous


Seal! He is so sexy. He has peaceful, responsible, serious and sexy looking eyes.

Posted by: Anonymous


Bret Favre? Oh, please!
Justin Timberlake is a joke of a white man who wishes he was black. Ryan Phillipe is a nobody cheater.

Posted by: Anonymous


Fed-Ex????? K-Slob???? Are you guys farging nuts??

It's a joke, right???

Posted by: Walter Cronkite


First of all...Are ya kidding x17 with KFed?? Matt damon may be Unconventional but KFeds picture should be on a condom label. PRACTICE SAFE SEX

Posted by: stefy


How about TOM WELLING..Now he is such a Sexy Man and hardly ever mentioned in these stupid polls....Also JAred Padelecki and Jensen Ackles!!

Posted by: Anonymous


First of all...Are ya kidding x17 with KFed?? Matt damon may be Unconventional but KFeds picture should be on a condom label. PRACTICE SAFE SEX

Posted by: stefy


Julian McMahon

Posted by: Aero


11:10 #1, who the hell are THEY?

Posted by: Anonymous


zac efron is DELICIOUS! but i think he's undercover gay...

chris evans is extemely SEXY! he's got this cocky guy thing in his fantastic 4 role that is soooo sexy! he's a GOOD BAD BOY!

keven federline has always been good looking, but now that he's STEPPING UP & being a good dad i think he's very sexy!

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


Tony Parker looks like an emaciated scarecrow. And I hate that little annoying wife of his.

Posted by: Anonymous


oh! if i could ADD some names, TOM WELLING gets my vote too! YUMMMM-EEEEEE!

and cristiano reynaldo & eddie cibrian...

OH YEAH!!!

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


TAKE KEVIN OFF THE DAMN LIST !!!!!!!

HE IS YUCK !

Posted by: Anonymous


11:19 - who???????

Posted by: Anonymous


Zac, duh! He should of been the one... But V's happy now, she's a Matt fan!

Posted by: Sophie


LETS VOTE FOR KEVIN
SO ALL SHITNYS FANS ARE GOING TO BLOG HERE AND COMPLAINT!!!!!!!

Posted by: who cares if britney live or die


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Posted by: who cares if britney live or die


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Posted by: who cares if britney live or die


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Posted by: who cares if britney live or die


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Posted by: who cares if britney live or die


He must've PAID People mag!! He's not sexy!! Tom Selleck, yeah!

Posted by: Oh, yeh


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Posted by: who cares if britney live or die


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Posted by: who cares if britney live or die


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Posted by: who cares if britney live or die


TEAM BRITNEY

Posted by: Anonymous


11:18 tony parker isn't on the list. neither is his wife.

Posted by: anonymous


JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE!

Posted by: Anonymous


Kevin Federline???? Seriously...come on.
I would rather eat my own throw up.

Posted by: Anonymous


That Zac looks like a girl. I guess prepubescent girls would find him sexy?

X17, your list sucks, too. Sexy isn't based on who's popular in Hollywood or who is the most liberal.

Real women don't think like that.

Posted by: Anonymous


yes kevin

Posted by: Anonymous


11:38 - butt out, I wasn't talking to you. Someone else made a reference to Tony Parker. I guess you can't read that far back.

Posted by: Anonymous


Eric dane! david beckham is the sexiest man though.

Posted by: Anonymous


How pathetic tolog on to vote for yourself (KF) LOL !!!
And J.B....what a PIG!!!

Posted by: anon


How pathetic to log on and vote for yourself (KF) LOL !!!
And J.B....is there anybody more disgusting and full of themself ?!

Posted by: anon


How pathetic to log on and vote for yourself (KF) LOL !!!
And J.B....is there anybody more disgusting and full of themself ?!

Posted by: anon


David Beckham isn't all that and soccer will never be as popular as baseball or football in this country. his wife looks like a bug.

Posted by: Anonymous


I agree with your comment 11:41 first one
real women dont think that. Zac looks like a little kid he is not sexy.
I wouldnt mind have Justin Timberlake,Ben Afleck George Clooney

Posted by: simple


How pathetic to log on and vote for yourself (KF) LOL !!!
And J.B....is there anybody more disgusting and full of themself ?!

Posted by: anon


How pathetic to log on and vote for yourself (KF) LOL !!!
And J.B....is there anybody more disgusting and full of themself ?!

Posted by: anon


Josh Holloway

Posted by: Anonymous


anon, is your enter key stuck? shut up already!

Posted by: Anonymous


what about Gerald Buttler??

Posted by: simple


Screw you he is hot!

Posted by: TheLostGirl


He is not the sexiest man alive-I wonder what the gruop of people that picked him look like.

Posted by: kaylee


Gerald Buttler I think he is hot.

Posted by: simple


11:43 sorry, fucker. didn't mean to interfere with your trolling attempt!

Posted by: anonymous


11:58 you're an A-hole

Posted by: Anonymous


lololol Matt is always hiding his wife from the public
guess he's ashamed to be seen with her

Posted by: Anonymous


12;10 agreed but maybe she gives good suck cuz it sureas hell ain't her looks

Posted by: Anonymous


JUDE LAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: mmm


I like zac! but the others don't look top bad themself

Posted by: Kayleigh


I vote David Beckham

Posted by: jeezlouise


Clooney paid the People Mag people to pick Matt as a joke....Wanna bet?

Posted by: Clooneysux


NICK LACHEY!!!!YUMMY!!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


Andy Dick!

Posted by: Anonymous


what about Ricki Martin?
Mario Lopez?

Posted by: simple


Denzel!

Posted by: Anonymous


vote for ZAC

Posted by: jasminebrit


Zac looks like a fag!

Posted by: Anonymous


Bratt Pitt ooohhh

Posted by: simple


Bratt Pitt ooohhh

Posted by: simple


eric dane and chris evans clearly!

Posted by: normal human beeing


what about Orlando Bloom?

Posted by: simple


jeremy renner

Posted by: Anonymous


what about Viggo Mortenson (Aragorn) from the lord of rings movie I think he is hot too.

Posted by: simple


why is k-fed even an option? he is NASTY LOOKING!

Posted by: female


Jake of course.

Posted by: Anonymous


Bin Desel is sexy
nice body too.

Posted by: simple


Eric Dane obviously but seriously...Kevin Federline isn't even somewhat attractive how could he even be a second thought when it comes to Sexiest Man Alive. Gross!!

Posted by: Anonymous


I LOVE Matt Damon ^_^. He's the nicest/sweetest guy in Hollywood. I was so mad when Ben Affleck won Sexiest Man Alive a few years back (although it sorta makes sense). I was a huge Matt Damon fan then. "That should have been Matt Damon on the cover!!" I was hurlinggg. On what planet...K-FED?!! Mcnasty!

Posted by: Anonymous


MATT DAMON IS A GREAT GUY BUT I DK IF HE IS THE SEXIEST! ERIC DANE, THAT'S ANOTHER STORY ANOTHER GUY NOT CONSIDERED IS SHEMAR MOORE AND TOM WELLINGTON

Posted by: Anonymous


Matts the uglest FUG alive. YUCK!!!

Posted by: `


ERIC DANE !!!!

Posted by: clau


None of your picks are hot either! C'mon Kevin Federline..."BARF"
How about Gerard Bulter the main charater from the movie 300? Yummy!!!!!

Posted by: Miss P


zac efron or chris evans... deffinatly not justin bobby.... hes hella ugly!

Posted by: Anonymous


He's HOT because he's intelligent. Also because he has good values. . . yum!

Posted by: Anonymous


TOM WELLING (SUPERMAN FROM "SMALVILLE" , CHARLIE BAKER IN CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN) HE IS THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE!! AND THE 2 BROTHERS FROM SUPERNATURAL ..THEY ARE CUTE TOO!!

Posted by: SEXYVIXEN


Chris......
the best!
sooooooooooo hot

Posted by: Gisele


Sexy doesn't necessary mean 6 pack and perfect face. He's cute and he's smart. WTF is Kevin Federline doing on this list??

Posted by: Claudia


ZAC EFRON TILL I DIE! sexiest man alive .. with or without a ponytail =)

Posted by: Anonymous


ya know what, my pick is kevin federline from that list. &btw george cloony has got to b the ugliest man alive i wish ppl would open their eyes & stop going on about him. it is so annoying.

Posted by: carm


Ya missed one.

Jensen Ackles

Posted by: Anonymous


I vote for Seal AND his package!!!

Posted by: I WANT TO OPEN THAT PACKAGE!!!


I'm glad he is this years pick. He's cute, a great dad, and good hubby...THAT is soooo sexy!

Posted by: Nancy


Eric Dane.........I just can't get that image of him coming out of the shower in the towel on Grey's

Posted by: Anonymous


SPENCER PRATT !!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Lissa


I prefer Jake G.

Posted by: Anonymous


Eric Dane...hands down.

Posted by: Anonymous


i saw matt damon at a restura in miam beac really the guy is ugy hehas big nose with big teeth and his wife omg!!!!!!! wha the heck? this guy has no taste whn it comes females. shewas a bartner t miami crobar what the hell was he doingat crobarthat plce imd women there are prostitutes.soory matty but reallyyou are very inocent or just plain stupid. there is no nice n shit like this you have do e smarter when it omes to women you are 37 years ld is not like if you r 15....

Posted by: jonas


"Anonymous at 11:04" i totally agree with you! Brett Favre should totally be one of the choices. They always pick the same people over and over again. We all know the PEOPLE magazine thinks brad pitt, george clooney, johnny depp, and some of the others are the sexiest men. they are every year!
But from this list i would for sure choose Zac. funny how everyone comments about someone other than from the list.

Posted by: brittany


Seriously, who comes up with these things, it's all over my internet browser. I don't care! ease up they're not all that interesting, and just because i'm ranting i've discovered some of Korea's Sexiest guys! just copy and paste the link, it works i've tried it.

http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee55/dbrookeh/DBSK1.jpg

Posted by: Diana


jonas...what? CAN YOU SPEAK ENGLISH! or you just fuckin' stupid!?!

Posted by: Krysta


Seriously, who comes up with these things, it's all over my internet browser. I don't care! ease up they're not all that interesting, and just because i'm ranting i've discovered some of Korea's Sexiest guys! just copy and paste the link, it works i've tried it.

http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee55/dbrookeh/DBSK1.jpg

Posted by: Diana


oh sorry i accidentally posted twice...it's Diana

Posted by: Anonymous


oh sorry i accidentally posted twice...it's Diana, i should probably say that the picture is slightly older, they look a slightly more grown up now

Posted by: Anonymous


Ah! i did it again, Gomen Nasai! (i don't have proper fonts romanji will do)

Posted by: Anonymous


Matt Damon is a cock sucking, arrogant, prickassed homosexual. He's a CUNT!

Posted by: Matt Damon sucks rhinocerus dicks


These guy on that pic, SUCKS, even not ANY of them are close to be on that list... BAD CHOSE!!!

Posted by: sexiest guys...HELL NO


Out of the people X17online chose, I would choose Eric Dane! I am glad to see that X17 has a sense of humor by putting Kevin Federline on the list! ROFLMAO!!!!!!

Posted by: Back East


I'd definitely put on this list Jake Gyllenhaal, Clive Owen and Chris Evans. These guys are the epitome of hotness! As for Matt Damon - he has this "boy next-door" image, but to call him sexiest man alive? You have GOT to be kidding me!

Posted by: I.Z.


Matt totally deserves to be the hottest guy.. he is!!!!

Posted by: M loves B


David Beckham and Julian McMahon are HOT, Justin Bobby and K-Fed are NOT!

And what's your problem with Dave Annable? So cute! Did any of you see the picture of Brad Pitt People had this year in the Sexiest Men issue- AWFUL!!!!

Posted by: Ana Brynn


Tom Brady from The New England Patriots is BY FAR the Sexiest Man Alive. He is GORGEOUS !!!

Posted by: Jessica


why in the f**k is Justin Bobby even on ths website? not only that why is he refered to as a cutie?? GROSS!!! VOMIT!!!! he is dirty and has the manners of a caveman. it is really cool how he burps and stuff on the hills. that may have been cool in junior high school but not anymore. it is super cool the way he love to play with his hair too. does he think that is sexy? cute? funny? he is a fuc**ng idiot!!!!!! wtf was audrina thinking??

Posted by: Anonymous


Eric Dane - Mmmmmmhhh!!

Posted by: Mette


Did you seriously put Kevin Federline on that list? That is about the nastiest "wanna-be" star there is. He's not only a "wigger"...he's is a sponge as well. He should've been the one to sing "Gimme More".

Posted by: Grossed Out


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Posted by: Julia_aka_GG


Eric Daneee!Mc Steamy of course!

Posted by: Anonymous


Clive Owen is my pick! He looks like my wonderful husband!

Posted by: Anonymous


Joshua Jackson has my vote!

Posted by: Anonymous


and ryan phillippe what??? is ho0o0o0tt

Posted by: jennifer


and ryan phillippe what??? is ho0o0o0ttt hs mi vote

Posted by: lupis


I vote for Leo DiCaprio, Matt Damon is 2 feet tall with heels on and has a horse face and stop saying that he is a good dad and husband to justify ... When they do sexiest woman they don't pick a good mom and wife they pick hot women !

Posted by: sammy




I to never have wrote a comment on these things. But who does the picking? you people have no taste!! or did you pick these people to get a rise out of us??? Eric is about the only one! and that musical kid, cut your f-ing hair. real men are like matt Damon, strong, successful,family man. So I do think he should be man of the year.

Posted by: Anonymous


chris and ZAC efron are SUPER HOT I LOVE THEM!!!!!

Posted by: wild child


Jay Leno is the sexiest man alive. I've heard he has a big peter.

Posted by: I suck dicks


matt is sexiest man alive. sorry.

Posted by: i'm right


Zac Efron is the sexiest man alive...

Posted by: Anonymous






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