Michael Lohan Says Samantha's "Dark, Hideous" and "Disgusting"

Do you ever shut up?

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He is a retard.

Blah,blah,blah,blah!!!!!!!!!!!!

He is a retard.

For once I agree with him.I don't like the man but he is right.

Nobody cares about ML except X17
he'd rather she was with a man, on coke,doing nothing with her life than with Samantha and doing great? that seems logical

As her father he is entitled to say whatever he chooses to say. It seems to me that he will never stop talking whether its the truth or exaggerated. He also seems to be afraid of having his little girl grow up and make her own choices. It would nice for this man to quiet up for a LONG time. He needs to change mo in order for things to change for his family. Sad to see a grown man often at odds and in public, with his daughter. That can't be any good for her.

Parents sometime forget that they've done a good job when their children grow up to moe on in their own lives.

But children sometimes forget to help that seperation anxiety parents get by staying in touch regardless, and showing their thankfulness for everything their parents have done for them over the course of their lives.

These two need to stay away from each other for a long while.

This man is desperate and x17 is sad for posting his crap. Anybody that thinks that Joe Francis is a good guy is deluded.

This man is sick and disgusting.

Lindsay while in NY hit the clubs and did coke. She's not clean.

He's a terrible human being and an even worse father.

And this is what is called Homophobia at its best, ladies and gentlemen.
Let the girl do what she has to and stop pretending to be a caring father because its a bit too late for that M.L.

i cant wait to read lindsay's reaction to this! ahaha

Let's just pretend for a moment that everything he is saying about Samantha is true. She's a bad influence, a parasite, blah blah blah. Even if all that is true, Lindsay is still an adult who makes her own decisions. Unless Sam has kidnapped her and drugged her against her will, I don't understand how Michael Lohan can put any blame on Sam. How do you get to be this guy's age and not understand that you can't force someone to be the way you want them to be. We all have to make our own decisions. This isn't rocket science!

DEAR MICHAEL,

How twisted is your logic that you think emailing a lengthy rant to the media is going to help or enlighten your daughter?

Please do Lindsay a favor, do your entire family a favor, do your already shattered ego a favor, and do the rest of us a favor and SHUT THE F**K UP ALREADY.

It is clear that you care more about your own perception in the media, than about the wellbeing of your daughter. Fighting a boxing match and attending parties for charity does not make you a humanitarian, a philanthropist or a good person. Constantly announcing the "good work" that you do makes you look pathetic. And we all see through your game plan.

Seriously.

Going to the media to divulge family secrets, to "expose" people, to shed light on how "great a father" you are...... DOES NOT HELP YOUR DAUGHTER IN ANY WAY.

SHUT THE F**K UP ALREADY AND STOP TALKING TO THE MEDIA ABOUT PERSONAL SHIT.

Sincerely,

The World

I pretty much stopped reading after "Joe Francis is a good person..."

Pretty much counters any shred of possible validity or truth to anything Michael Lohan has to say.

To The World:
Dont forget he sells his visits to Lindsay in rehab to tabloid mags, and announces official statements about how he's getting married but "its not official yet."
This guy is a douche.

pros and cons and cons who are pros

prostitutition and constipation
constitution and problematic

Michael, that was me about the TP roLL-only being funny

i am so glad Sam is in Lindsay's life. Having a father like this kind would turn any girl gay at first place. ML is the worst man and father ever. Let her choose her own life, Linds is 22 not 12. Stop using the word father in all your pathatic messages.

WOW.This is realy awfull.So i bet he tried to meet Lindsay and she denied?Lindsay was dropping out of clubs drunked and drugged and hasnt worked for over a year.These past months she seems focused and happy and she works.He is the one constantly puting her down.As for Samantha,seeing what kind of man ML is,she is right not wanting Lindsay to have any relationship with him.He has hurted his daughter too many times.This is realy awfll and Lindsay is an adult,no matter what she chooses to be with Samantha.
As for being a father,when he was a father to Lindsay?When she was paying for his debts?When he was in jali?WHen he was abusing her mother and Lindsay was watching as a litle kid?When he was all drunked in Long Island making a fool of himself and Lindsay was embarassed even to go out?I realy hope they dont answer this.My God.Who can blame Lindsay if she starts doing drugs again?Who?It seems she just cant have a quiet day.

Michael,

Remember that time when people cared what you thought?

Oh right, that was never.

michael lohan: KILL YOURSELF

Drex, x17 does care, i guess.

I bet he's right!
sam keeps lindsey in her drug of choice, hence the partnership.

I betcha!

I am starting to like this dude .He is too darn funny! I also agree with him Lindsay is a joke. I can't even stand the sound of her name on my t.v. Everytime I see a pic of her I have to smdh and say: What a waste!

LMAO this guy is such a loser!! all i saw the other night when sam was djing was love between the both of them.

LOL!! hahahaaha i think she was joking when telling people to use to cardboard roll. anyways thts fkin HIL-latious. its a joke jezz milo ya ol' fart.

With a father like that it's no wonder she was fu@#ed up there for awhile.

It must be so painful to have a father that goes to a tabloid website to rant about his kid and her friends.

She must be sooo... embarrassed and hurt and the same time.

Keep your head up Lindsay and stay as far away from that man as you can.

He's a man of god and he thinks Joe Francis is a good guy.

Yeah... sure... every religious person thinks the guy who created Girls Gone Wild is a good guy.

I don't believe a father could say this.
This as got to be made up!!!

LETTER TO: MICHAEL LOHAN

FROM: JUST ABOUT ANYBODY

LET'S HOPE: DAUGHTER LINDSAY COMPLETELY IGNORES YOUR RANT (the smart thing to do)

VALIDITY OF RANT: PERHAPS THERE'S A SPECK OR TWO OF TRUTH IN THERE (.... somewhere. But heh, don't you think most people can figure that out for themselves? [The truth that is] [Even what get's distorted in the media, which I might add, you just add to rather disgustingly.] Your daughter will or will not figure things out for H E R S E L F ! She's a grown woman, after all. And you are a grown ... well yes, you resemble the male species, however, some people would find that debatable, I'm afraid. And as for the fact, that you are fortunately, or unfortunately - related to Lindsay, she's looking more and more sensible, to not associate with you at all. Perhaps, her absence at the funeral Michael Lohan [sorry, I couldn't bring myself to use "Mister"] might be very well due to your own doings. It seems to me that your daughter has drawn the line in the sand, so to speak, and for an "adult" man [grown is debatable] you just seem to indeed want to show the world, Samantha, and most of all your own flesh and blood, your daughter, and unfortunately, anyone else that may happen to be related to you, that your intent must be for your daughter and others to make sure the line in the sand is dug deeper. Personally, I'd want to be across the ocean, standing on the beach on the other side!

DESCRIPTIVE ADJECTIVES AND OTHERWISE: Hmm, this one is easy. I read and see most of the following: [in no particular order]

* MORON, OR FU*KIN' MORON
* DOUCHE OR DOUCHEBAG
* RETARD, FU*KIN' RETARD
* FAME WHORE OF A FATHER
* MOUTH
* CRIMINAL (we haven't forgotten, just ... umm, well, you know, adds to your credibility)
* PARASITE (oh my gosh, you like to use that word yourself - but you know what they say, what we tend to see in others and their supposed faults, we might actually notice in ourselves.]
* MONEY HUNGRY
* L I A R
* UNTRUSTWORTHY
* DISRESPECTFUL
* EMBARASSING
* UNRELIABLE
* USER
* IRRATIONAL
* LUNATIC
* IDIOT
* CRAZY
* IMBECILE
* INTERFERING
* DOESN'T HAVE A LIFE [so he has to try and impose himself in other people's and their P R I V A T E L I V E S]
* ATTENTION SEEKER
* UNBELIEVABLE (no Michael, not in a good way .... sorry to .....
* DISAPPOINTING .....

Yes, the list is not finished, but when anyone stops to even take a glance at you and your latest activities [for lack of a better word or phrase] one is certainly past the disappointment stage, because you continually try to effect something bigger to keep yourself in the mix.

No one should be surprised, let alone gob-smacked by your constant insistence to push yourself on the rest of us, and your daughter, but at some point I envision that you'll hit the point of no return, and everyone will have turned the channel, turned down the volume, that you will not carry any weight, be invisible, and will not ever be able to have any kind of "foothold" again in your daughter's life.

EFFORTS: Well, one would think it's obvious, but it seems you need it spelled out for you. No one cares much if any about what you have to say. No one cares much if any, what you do, but just do it to yourself, please. No one cares much if any, if you might even utter bits and pieces of any kind of truth. Your behaviour ruins that entirely. No one cares much if any, if you would just go away. PLEASE GIVE IT A REST. AREN'T YOU TIRED?

I know I sure am, as are so many others. Your daughter, her friend Sam, and members of your family - God only knows, and they're somewhat "stuck" with you.

Now, you've finally made me realize how some people can actually disown their own family members. I couldn't quite fathom that before, but heh, I get it now. I really do. You keep pressing the point, and do a very good job of it I might add. So ...

WHAT WE CAN EXPECT: Oh yeah, you seem to have this one covered well. But, you're eventually going to run out of "ways" to call attention to yourself. People will stop listening.

Remember that story about the boy that called "wolf", one too many times? When he really did need help so to speak, no one came to his aid. Your own daughter, experienced her own version of this, due to her behaviour. Some people stopped calling her for work. She lost some respect.

RESPECT: Must be earned. What are you doing to earn respect? Trying to be Lyndsay's father?

MESSAGE: Lindsay doesn't need or want your input, opinion, "fatherly" or otherwise. That's too bad, and sad in some ways, but she has others, and I'm sure she'll figure it out, if only by trial and error.

That will be the saddest part for you. You'll just get older, and older, and I can't imagine that if you keep this up, that you will have anybody that will stand by you.

ADVICE: Hmm, doesn't seem to listen. Does what he wants. Says want he wants, often, very often, at the expense of others.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS: This is a double-edged sword. You and Dina produced a daughter, named Lindsay, who has some form of celebrity, and seems to be working her way slowly back into the industry [yes, we can see, she's paying the price for some of her mistakes.] Whether she reclaims where she once was, will remain to be seen. She's working on it. And, you know, by what "we can see", she seems to be going in the right direction.

Now, I suppose you want us to say thank you or something. But really, your job was finished a long time ago. And, I would have to say, any continued efforts to "father" your daughter, are probably best left to others, who can provide more stability, and a better influence in her life.

Give your daughter credit. She knows the difference between right and wrong, and what's good and bad. So, she will undoubtedly make her own choices, for herself. I hardly doubt, she'll either ask or want your input, let alone opinion.

COPIES TO: LINDSAY AND SAM

and unfortunately anyone else who will listen at the moment.

SPECIAL NOTES: NO RESPONSE REQUIRED/WANTED/NEEDED

Lohan's following the Spears play book.

Everything wrong with Shitney is SAM Lutfi's fault including the vadge flashing BEFORE he met her.

Everything wrong with Linds is SAM Ronson's fault including all the shit she did before she met her.

STOP POSTING THIS GUY'S SHIT! HE IS A F*CKING DISGRACE, A DIRTY HOMOPHOBE WHO WANTS HIS DAUGHTER EXPLOITED BY JOE FRANCIS, NOT LOVED BY ANOTHER WOMAN!!! WHEN HE FLEW HER AROUND IN PRIVATE JETS HE ALSO FED HER DRUGS AND PROBABLY F*CKED HER YOU RETARD! DIE!

Personally, I'd want to be across the ocean, standing on the beach on the other side!

DESCRIPTIVE ADJECTIVES AND OTHERWISE: Hmm, this one is easy. I read and see most of the following: [in no particular order]

* MORON, OR FU*KIN' MORON
* DOUCHE OR DOUCHEBAG
* RETARD, FU*KIN' RETARD
* FAME WHORE OF A FATHER
* MOUTH
* CRIMINAL (we haven't forgotten, just ... umm, well, you know, adds to your credibility)
* PARASITE (oh my gosh, you like to use that word yourself - but you know what they say, what we tend to see in others and their supposed faults, we might actually notice in ourselves.]
* MONEY HUNGRY
* L I A R
* UNTRUSTWORTHY
* DISRESPECTFUL
* EMBARASSING
* UNRELIABLE
* USER
* IRRATIONAL
* LUNATIC
* IDIOT
* CRAZY
* IMBECILE
* INTERFERING
* DOESN'T HAVE A LIFE [so he has to try and impose himself in other people's and their P R I V A T E L I V E S]
* ATTENTION SEEKER
* UNBELIEVABLE (no Michael, not in a good way .... sorry to .....
* DISAPPOINTING .....

Yes, the list is not finished, but when anyone stops to even take a glance at you and your latest activities [for lack of a better word or phrase] one is certainly past the disappointment stage, because you continually try to effect something bigger to keep yourself in the mix.

No one should be surprised, let alone gob-smacked by your constant insistence to push yourself on the rest of us, and your daughter, but at some point I envision that you'll hit the point of no return, and everyone will have turned the channel, turned down the volume, that you will not carry any weight, be invisible, and will not ever be able to have any kind of "foothold" again in your daughter's life.

EFFORTS: Well, one would think it's obvious, but it seems you need it spelled out for you. No one cares much if any about what you have to say. No one cares much if any, what you do, but just do it to yourself, please. No one cares much if any, if you might even utter bits and pieces of any kind of truth. Your behaviour ruins that entirely. No one cares much if any, if you would just go away. PLEASE GIVE IT A REST. AREN'T YOU TIRED?

I know I sure am, as are so many others. Your daughter, her friend Sam, and members of your family - God only knows, and they're somewhat "stuck" with you.

Now, you've finally made me realize how some people can actually disown their own family members. I couldn't quite fathom that before, but heh, I get it now. I really do. You keep pressing the point, and do a very good job of it I might add. So ...

WHAT WE CAN EXPECT: Oh yeah, you seem to have this one covered well. But, you're eventually going to run out of "ways" to call attention to yourself. People will stop listening.

Remember that story about the boy that called "wolf", one too many times? When he really did need help so to speak, no one came to his aid. Your own daughter, experienced her own version of this, due to her behaviour. Some people stopped calling her for work. She lost some respect.

RESPECT: Must be earned. What are you doing to earn respect? Trying to be Lyndsay's father?

MESSAGE: Lindsay doesn't need or want your input, opinion, "fatherly" or otherwise. That's too bad, and sad in some ways, but she has others, and I'm sure she'll figure it out, if only by trial and error.

That will be the saddest part for you. You'll just get older, and older, and I can't imagine that if you keep this up, that you will have anybody that will stand by you.

ADVICE: Hmm, doesn't seem to listen. Does what he wants. Says want he wants, often, very often, at the expense of others.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS: This is a double-edged sword. You and Dina produced a daughter, named Lindsay, who has some form of celebrity, and seems to be working her way slowly back into the industry [yes, we can see, she's paying the price for some of her mistakes.] Whether she reclaims where she once was, will remain to be seen. She's working on it. And, you know, by what "we can see", she seems to be going in the right direction.

Now, I suppose you want us to say thank you or something. But really, your job was finished a long time ago. And, I would have to say, any continued efforts to "father" your daughter, are probably best left to others, who can provide more stability, and a better influence in her life.

Give your daughter credit. She knows the difference between right and wrong, and what's good and bad. So, she will undoubtedly make her own choices, for herself. I hardly doubt, she'll either ask or want your input, let alone opinion.

COPIES TO: LINDSAY AND SAM

and unfortunately anyone else who will listen at the moment.

SPECIAL NOTES: NO RESPONSE REQUIRED/WANTED/NEEDED

LETTER TO: MICHAEL LOHAN

FROM: JUST ABOUT ANYBODY

LET'S HOPE: DAUGHTER LINDSAY COMPLETELY IGNORES YOUR RANT (the smart thing to do)

VALIDITY OF RANT: PERHAPS THERE'S A SPECK OR TWO OF TRUTH IN THERE (.... somewhere. But heh, don't you think most people can figure that out for themselves? [The truth that is] [Even what get's distorted in the media, which I might add, you just add to rather disgustingly.] Your daughter will or will not figure things out for H E R S E L F ! She's a grown woman, after all. And you are a grown ... well yes, you resemble the male species, however, some people would find that debatable, I'm afraid. And as for the fact, that you are fortunately, or unfortunately - related to Lindsay, she's looking more and more sensible, to not associate with you at all. Perhaps, her absence at the funeral Michael Lohan [sorry, I couldn't bring myself to use "Mister"] might be very well due to your own doings. It seems to me that your daughter has drawn the line in the sand, so to speak, and for an "adult" man [grown is debatable] you just seem to indeed want to show the world, Samantha, and most of all your own flesh and blood, your daughter, and unfortunately, anyone else that may happen to be related to you, that your intent must be for your daughter and others to make sure the line in the sand is dug deeper. Personally, I'd want to be across the ocean, standing on the beach on the other side!

DESCRIPTIVE ADJECTIVES AND OTHERWISE: Hmm, this one is easy. I read and see most of the following: [in no particular order]

* MORON, OR FU*KIN' MORON
* DOUCHE OR DOUCHEBAG
* RETARD, FU*KIN' RETARD
* FAME WHORE OF A FATHER
* MOUTH
* CRIMINAL (we haven't forgotten, just ... umm, well, you know, adds to your credibility)
* PARASITE (oh my gosh, you like to use that word yourself - but you know what they say, what we tend to see in others and their supposed faults, we might actually notice in ourselves.]
* MONEY HUNGRY
* L I A R
* UNTRUSTWORTHY
* DISRESPECTFUL
* EMBARASSING
* UNRELIABLE
* USER
* IRRATIONAL
* LUNATIC
* IDIOT
* CRAZY
* IMBECILE
* INTERFERING
* DOESN'T HAVE A LIFE [so he has to try and impose himself in other people's and their P R I V A T E L I V E S]
* ATTENTION SEEKER
* UNBELIEVABLE (no Michael, not in a good way .... sorry to .....
* DISAPPOINTING .....

Yes, the list is not finished, but when anyone stops to even take a glance at you and your latest activities [for lack of a better word or phrase] one is certainly past the disappointment stage, because you continually try to effect something bigger to keep yourself in the mix.

No one should be surprised, let alone gob-smacked by your constant insistence to push yourself on the rest of us, and your daughter, but at some point I envision that you'll hit the point of no return, and everyone will have turned the channel, turned down the volume, that you will not carry any weight, be invisible, and will not ever be able to have any kind of "foothold" again in your daughter's life.

EFFORTS: Well, one would think it's obvious, but it seems you need it spelled out for you. No one cares much if any about what you have to say. No one cares much if any, what you do, but just do it to yourself, please. No one cares much if any, if you might even utter bits and pieces of any kind of truth. Your behaviour ruins that entirely. No one cares much if any, if you would just go away. PLEASE GIVE IT A REST. AREN'T YOU TIRED?

I know I sure am, as are so many others. Your daughter, her friend Sam, and members of your family - God only knows, and they're somewhat "stuck" with you.

Now, you've finally made me realize how some people can actually disown their own family members. I couldn't quite fathom that before, but heh, I get it now. I really do. You keep pressing the point, and do a very good job of it I might add. So ...

WHAT WE CAN EXPECT: Oh yeah, you seem to have this one covered well. But, you're eventually going to run out of "ways" to call attention to yourself. People will stop listening.

Remember that story about the boy that called "wolf", one too many times? When he really did need help so to speak, no one came to his aid. Your own daughter, experienced her own version of this, due to her behaviour. Some people stopped calling her for work. She lost some respect.

RESPECT: Must be earned. What are you doing to earn respect? Trying to be Lyndsay's father?

MESSAGE: Lindsay doesn't need or want your input, opinion, "fatherly" or otherwise. That's too bad, and sad in some ways, but she has others, and I'm sure she'll figure it out, if only by trial and error.

That will be the saddest part for you. You'll just get older, and older, and I can't imagine that if you keep this up, that you will have anybody that will stand by you.

ADVICE: Hmm, doesn't seem to listen. Does what he wants. Says want he wants, often, very often, at the expense of others.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS: This is a double-edged sword. You and Dina produced a daughter, named Lindsay, who has some form of celebrity, and seems to be working her way slowly back into the industry [yes, we can see, she's paying the price for some of her mistakes.] Whether she reclaims where she once was, will remain to be seen. She's working on it. And, you know, by what "we can see", she seems to be going in the right direction.

Now, I suppose you want us to say thank you or something. But really, your job was finished a long time ago. And, I would have to say, any continued efforts to "father" your daughter, are probably best left to others, who can provide more stability, and a better influence in her life.

Give your daughter credit. She knows the difference between right and wrong, and what's good and bad. So, she will undoubtedly make her own choices, for herself. I hardly doubt, she'll either ask or want your input, let alone opinion.

COPIES TO: LINDSAY AND SAM

and unfortunately anyone else who will listen at the moment.

SPECIAL NOTES: NO RESPONSE REQUIRED/WANTED/NEEDED

* USER
* IRRATIONAL
* LUNATIC
* IDIOT
* CRAZY
* IMBECILE
* INTERFERING
* DOESN'T HAVE A LIFE [so he has to try and impose himself in other people's and their P R I V A T E L I V E S]
* ATTENTION SEEKER
* UNBELIEVABLE (no Michael, not in a good way .... sorry to .....
* DISAPPOINTING .....

Yes, the list is not finished, but when anyone stops to even take a glance at you and your latest activities [for lack of a better word or phrase] one is certainly past the disappointment stage, because you continually try to effect something bigger to keep yourself in the mix.

No one should be surprised, let alone gob-smacked by your constant insistence to push yourself on the rest of us, and your daughter, but at some point I envision that you'll hit the point of no return, and everyone will have turned the channel, turned down the volume, that you will not carry any weight, be invisible, and will not ever be able to have any kind of "foothold" again in your daughter's life.

EFFORTS: Well, one would think it's obvious, but it seems you need it spelled out for you. No one cares much if any about what you have to say. No one cares much if any, what you do, but just do it to yourself, please. No one cares much if any, if you might even utter bits and pieces of any kind of truth. Your behaviour ruins that entirely. No one cares much if any, if you would just go away. PLEASE GIVE IT A REST. AREN'T YOU TIRED?

I know I sure am, as are so many others. Your daughter, her friend Sam, and members of your family - God only knows, and they're somewhat "stuck" with you.

Now, you've finally made me realize how some people can actually disown their own family members. I couldn't quite fathom that before, but heh, I get it now. I really do. You keep pressing the point, and do a very good job of it I might add. So ...

WHAT WE CAN EXPECT: Oh yeah, you seem to have this one covered well. But, you're eventually going to run out of "ways" to call attention to yourself. People will stop listening.

Remember that story about the boy that called "wolf", one too many times? When he really did need help so to speak, no one came to his aid. Your own daughter, experienced her own version of this, due to her behaviour. Some people stopped calling her for work. She lost some respect.

RESPECT: Must be earned. What are you doing to earn respect? Trying to be Lyndsay's father?

MESSAGE: Lindsay doesn't need or want your input, opinion, "fatherly" or otherwise. That's too bad, and sad in some ways, but she has others, and I'm sure she'll figure it out, if only by trial and error.

That will be the saddest part for you. You'll just get older, and older, and I can't imagine that if you keep this up, that you will have anybody that will stand by you.

ADVICE: Hmm, doesn't seem to listen. Does what he wants. Says want he wants, often, very often, at the expense of others.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS: This is a double-edged sword. You and Dina produced a daughter, named Lindsay, who has some form of celebrity, and seems to be working her way slowly back into the industry [yes, we can see, she's paying the price for some of her mistakes.] Whether she reclaims where she once was, will remain to be seen. She's working on it. And, you know, by what "we can see", she seems to be going in the right direction.

Now, I suppose you want us to say thank you or something. But really, your job was finished a long time ago. And, I would have to say, any continued efforts to "father" your daughter, are probably best left to others, who can provide more stability, and a better influence in her life.

Give your daughter credit. She knows the difference between right and wrong, and what's good and bad. So, she will undoubtedly make her own choices, for herself. I hardly doubt, she'll either ask or want your input, let alone opinion.

COPIES TO: LINDSAY AND SAM

and unfortunately anyone else who will listen at the moment.

SPECIAL NOTES: NO RESPONSE REQUIRED/WANTED/NEEDED

michael lohan is so pathetic. he says horrible things about samantha, but everyone knows what kind of person he is. this whole thing is so petty.

lindsay looks healthy and happy for the first time in her adult life. he's just upset because it took getting him out of her life for it to happen.

any kind of "foothold" again in your daughter's life.

EFFORTS: Well, one would think it's obvious, but it seems you need it spelled out for you. No one cares much if any about what you have to say. No one cares much if any, what you do, but just do it to yourself, please. No one cares much if any, if you might even utter bits and pieces of any kind of truth. Your behaviour ruins that entirely. No one cares much if any, if you would just go away. PLEASE GIVE IT A REST. AREN'T YOU TIRED?

I know I sure am, as are so many others. Your daughter, her friend Sam, and members of your family - God only knows, and they're somewhat "stuck" with you.

Now, you've finally made me realize how some people can actually disown their own family members. I couldn't quite fathom that before, but heh, I get it now. I really do. You keep pressing the point, and do a very good job of it I might add. So ...

WHAT WE CAN EXPECT: Oh yeah, you seem to have this one covered well. But, you're eventually going to run out of "ways" to call attention to yourself. People will stop listening.

Remember that story about the boy that called "wolf", one too many times? When he really did need help so to speak, no one came to his aid. Your own daughter, experienced her own version of this, due to her behaviour. Some people stopped calling her for work. She lost some respect.

RESPECT: Must be earned. What are you doing to earn respect? Trying to be Lyndsay's father?

MESSAGE: Lindsay doesn't need or want your input, opinion, "fatherly" or otherwise. That's too bad, and sad in some ways, but she has others, and I'm sure she'll figure it out, if only by trial and error.

That will be the saddest part for you. You'll just get older, and older, and I can't imagine that if you keep this up, that you will have anybody that will stand by you.

ADVICE: Hmm, doesn't seem to listen. Does what he wants. Says want he wants, often, very often, at the expense of others.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS: This is a double-edged sword. You and Dina produced a daughter, named Lindsay, who has some form of celebrity, and seems to be working her way slowly back into the industry [yes, we can see, she's paying the price for some of her mistakes.] Whether she reclaims where she once was, will remain to be seen. She's working on it. And, you know, by what "we can see", she seems to be going in the right direction.

Now, I suppose you want us to say thank you or something. But really, your job was finished a long time ago. And, I would have to say, any continued efforts to "father" your daughter, are probably best left to others, who can provide more stability, and a better influence in her life.

Give your daughter credit. She knows the difference between right and wrong, and what's good and bad. So, she will undoubtedly make her own choices, for herself. I hardly doubt, she'll either ask or want your input, let alone opinion.

COPIES TO: LINDSAY AND SAM

and unfortunately anyone else who will listen at the moment.

SPECIAL NOTES: NO RESPONSE REQUIRED/WANTED/NEEDED

HA HA MICHAEL LOHAN - I CAN WRITE MORE THAN YOU - BUT P L E A S E - IT'S NOT A CONTENT OR ANYTHING, YOUR SILENCE WILL BE THE BEST REPLY

/IH

Give your daughter credit. She knows the difference between right and wrong, and what's good and bad. So, she will undoubtedly make her own choices, for herself. I hardly doubt, she'll either ask or want your input, let alone opinion.

COPIES TO: LINDSAY AND SAM

and unfortunately anyone else who will listen at the moment.

SPECIAL NOTES: NO RESPONSE REQUIRED/WANTED/NEEDED

HA! I WROTE MORE THAN YOU MICHAEL LOHAN, BUT I'M NOT SUGGESTING WE ENGAGE IN A CONTEST OR ANY SUCH LIKE THING. YOUR SILENCE IS THE BEST REPLY.

/ih

I watched Georgia Rule this weekend - it's terrific.

this fu****inkg idiot should shut his mouth.. where was he when lindsey was all fu**ed up drunk exposing her self to the world.. till she got with samantha and shes been by her side is that it seems that shes getting her life back on track.. so stay of her life for know you "all u want is fame whore"...

he needs serious mental help -- he's IMPLODING.

he's going crazy because lindsay is now influenced by the girlfriend she's in love with, and he just can't get into her head anymore. samantha took his place !

don't let the phoney "religious" mask fool you.

notice how he's always tooting his own horn about "doing charity work". a true charity worker would never shout that from the rooftops.

he doesn't fool me one bit -- the guy is a wolf.

Linds should hire a bodyguard. I culd picture her holy roller evangelical sperm donor kidnaping and asking the church to deprogram her lesbianism.

lindsay:

you've been doing GREAT since you pushed that creep of a father out of your life.

it seems that HE has been your problem all along.

close the door on him, and don't ever open it up again. your life will be much happier without him.

Linds, think about how many wks this has been going on. It looks like your dad cut a deal with x17 to use you and Sam to fill the gossip void left by Britney now that her dad has her under c-ship. It's up to you but if it were my dad, I'd cut him out of my life completely. G/L

i don't care for him at all, but he is right on here

Otherwise, if they want to be the sneaky, lying, parasites they are, I am ready to really spill the beans, and I won't stop until this dark, evil nemesis is out of Lindsay's life. THE END

Really, Michael? THE END? That's funny, it sure looks like you plan to defame Sam for your encore. Ok. Remember it's slander when you speak the words and libel when you write them down. I hope you've been saving your pennies because Sam's probably going to sue you and it's going to be expensive. Now THAT will be fun to watch.

LOL at people actually believing this homophobic creep. Are people really that gullible? It's hilarious, and also kind of sad.

In Touch magazine, lol! Joe Francis is a great guy? The lols keep right on coming!

Michael Lohan, if Samantha Ronson was a man, what are the chances you'd be saying anything like this, or even have anything to say at all?

He never seemed that concerned when Lindsay was dating loser men. Lindsay has pretty much ruined her career with her drink driving etc people don't have any respect for her anymore. She is only getting press coz of her relationship with Sam so he should be grateful to her.

ever since Lindsay left her old lifestyle she has been looking so much prettier, healthier and happier. Lindsay doing guest spots and indie films is EXACTLY how she is getting back to the top you fucking idiot! that's how Robert Downey Jr did it, and Lord knows Lindsay has the talent to do it!

and the paper towel comment was probably a joke. I'm sorry that your intelligence level is so low that you can not comprehend it.

What is this guy on??? dark, evil nemesis lol. He would not be complaining if Sam were a man. She comes from a wealthy family, has her own career and money. It's Lindsay who is lucky to be with her.

why can't he shut up Lindsay is older to look after herself and she has been for a long time know i think that micheal is jealous if he spill's the bean's then i don't think that Lindsay will talk to him again and he has no right it's up to Lindsay what she dose not micheal you better shut up and try to keep your mouth shut or you might be loosing Lindsay if you do.

get a f**kin life

Just because Michael Lohan is delusional in general doesn't mean he's wrong about Samantha. The fact is, just like ADAM GOLDSTEIN A.K.A. DJ AM, Ronson is one of these strange parasites who has leeched onto a starlet to increase their fame and money. When Goldstein began to date Mandy Moore, he could charge $25,000 for spinning records. Same with Samantha. She is just using Lindsay to up her own profile, and she is like a snake that has Lindsay so mesmerized that she thinks she's a lesbian -- which is just ridiculous. What she is is lonely and desperate, easy prey for predators.

He has severe mental health issues. He is completely narcisstic and bipolar. Definetly should go back to the meds he gave up, he needs to be on them. You can tell he's just about over the edge. Talk about dressing bad? Michael go put on your cowboy boots and baseball hat, you are a complete prize. Michael, your fiancee had an abortion with your child, didn't she? You also have choked her and she went to a mental hospital because of you, didn't she? She's with you because of all the tv deals you told her she would get, she knows how sick in the head you are. She might be totally brainwashed because she is so insecure, but she knows about you, she's probably going to write a tell all. What about the show that was supposed to be like TMZ you were doing that would make you MILLIONS per episode? Why does EVERYTHING you say never happen? Your one hour tell all? Go get yourself some help, or did you leave that program as well? You are a sick sick sick man. You will die such a lonely man, nobody truely likes isn't that a little sad? I guess not, you have asked for everything that has happened in your life. You have truely become the worst "father" any child could ever have. Talk about control issues.

Stop publishing about that man, he is only "the father of"... and boring like hell (and like his daughter)

Samantha is a bull dyke. She's hideous, dirty looking and if that thing was with my daughter I would be up in arms as well. Who needs this gay skank messing up her life? Good for him for speaking out. I hope Lindsey wakes up one day and returns to dating men, the right thing to do anyway, and gets away from this foul thing she's hanging out with. You go Michael! Keep pushing to get your daughter away from that beast.

Anyone that thinks scum of the world Joe Francis is a good person is demented. There is one person who has led Lindsay on every bad track in her life and there is one person whose interviews cause Lindsay deep pain. His name is Michael Lohan. So maybe read that In Touch magazine again and think about what you have done.

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I wonder if Lindsay is going to go to her grandfather's burial. Michael did say she was going...right? Micahal blamed her mother (the woman HE married) then all of her friends, NOW Samantha. All because HIS daughter wants absolutely nothing to do with him. Lindsay, stay away from him. He is POISON. GOD has already uncovered what a piece of shit he is. Lindsay didn't chose him as a father. Also, how very adult of him to pick a fight publicly but then say...if you have a comeback, say it to my face. You are going to straight to hell Mr. Lohan with no stops along the way. Don't worry though Lindsay, as soon as he gets married you'll start hearing about all the stuff he thinks of his current wife. It won't be good!

Why does he blame everyone else for Lindsay's actions? She's the one who drove high,became a major coke head etc. If he taught her to take responsibility for herself her career might be in the crapper like it is now.

And he calls himself a minister?

So, forget about his jail time and abusive past... he's fine because he's now "with God" and, apparently, that gives him permission to publicly talk sh*t on his own daughter and the closest person to her.

And, that whole part about "the Lindsay we fell in love with," please! Her fans love the fact that she's doing UGLY BETTY, Labor Pains, charity concerts/events, etc.

If you ask me, and I'm a long-time Lindsay fan, she looks like she's doing great! Go Lindsay!

What the hell is wrong with doing independet films?

The only thing wrong with independent movies is that he can't suck millions out of her

This guy is pathetic..
i agree with u mandy!
can't wait to read lindsay & sam's reaction.

Joe Francis makes his money off of encouraging girls to demean themselves in front of the camera. He is also a criminal. The fact that the Chris Kardashian Jenner encourages her daughters to associate with them shows she is a trashy pimp of a mom. The same for Michael Lohan. He is not all there. I feel sorry for Lindsay. She is pretty and talented and I hope she grows past her family. Her mother is exploitive too but not as bad as the dad. I would like to see Lindsay volunteering with special needs people or in a developing country where they do not know who she is and she can be appreciated for what is on the inside. Samantha comes from a hugely successful family and has her own career. I do not think she is sponging off of Lindsay like her dad. Why don't Lindsay's parents get real jobs that do not involved pimping their kids or being in the spotlight. Even this "Christian" work he does gives hima chance to be in the spotlight. I think God likes lesbians more than he likes men who mooch off their children and air their dirty laundry in public.

You know what? If he was really concerned, he would talk to LINDSAY and not to the press. How does he think it will help her if the world knows her problems? No good parent would want their child to suffer publicly. If he knows something, as he implies (which I doubt), he should not entice scrutiny by using it as a threat. He should speak to his daughter privately. He should hope no one ever finds out whatever it is that he is holding above them. He is using emotional blackmail to get back in her life. God, this poor poor girl.

I'm not sure what's worse, Michael Lohan and his continuous rants against Samantha Ronson or X17's willingness to give him the forum to make public those rants?
Michael Lohan feels that Joe Francis, a guy who made a living off getting women to take off their clothes and make out with each other on camera, a guy who was in prison, is some sort of wonderful decent human being who is looking out for Lindsay more than Samantha is? What planet is this guy living on?
I have yet to see any indications that Samantha being in Lindsay's life is having any negative effects... other than incurring the wrath of papa Lohan.
Michael wonders why Lindsay didn't show up for her grandfathers funeral... I think he should ask himself that why would she have shown up when he invited the press to be there if she did show up?
Lindsay is doing wonderful these days and is working hard at rebuilding her career and instead of praising Lindsay on all the wonderful things that are happening in her life, he instead chooses to rant and rave about how she'd be a bigger star if it weren't for Samantha holding her back, etc.
Michael Lohan needs to get back to reading his Bible and learn the true meaning behind what he has apparently read and failed to understand.

JEEZ, NOT AGAIN?? Why is ML (alleged born-again Christian) standing up for this scum-bag?? Joseph R. "Joe" Francis, born April 1, 1973, to Raymond and Maria Francis, is the founder of Mantra Films, Inc., which produces the Girls Gone Wild and Guys Gone Wild DVD series.In 2002, Becky Lynn Gritzke discovered that she had been covertly filmed flashing her breasts at a Mardi Gras festival and that the image had been used without her permission on billboards advertising Girls' Gone Wild videos and on the cover of a video. She sued Mantra Films and settled for an undisclosed sum under an agreement according to which GGW agreed to cease distributing all material bearing Gritzke's image.On March 12, 2008 Francis was convicted on child abuse and prostitution charges after pleading no contest in a plea bargain. He also pleaded guilty to charges related to having contraband in his cell during the time he was held in jail. Francis was sentenced to time served (339 days) and more than $60,000 in fines and costs.

Well, i can see why Lindsey doesn't like her father, he seemed to be happy enough when she was out on the town on drugs and friends with a loser like Jo Fancis (good guy? please he prays on young girls for profit) he sounds very homophobic to me which is where his real bitterness is coming from, how sad, if she is happy (and she seems to be) why does this bother him? i think he just can't get over her not being who he would like her to be, sounds like he just doesn't know his daughter at all anyway. No wander she's avoiding him. What kind of a father goes to the media with messages about his daughter anyway, poor Lindsey, he should just accept her as she is, it sounds like Samantha knows that her father bothers her which could be why she tells her to get off the phone, i'm sure Lindsey does what she wants anyway, he should stop blaming Samantha, he seems to be doing a good job himself at alienating himself from her himself. He's a sad case of a man.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You look like a ha ha

How dumb does Micheal L think the public is?, let me get this straight, he thinks Jo Fancis is a good guy, he hates Sam Ronson cause she also doesn't think she's a good influence in Linsey's life and because he doesn't like how she looks?! (so deep Mr Lohan you don't look so crash hot yourself) i can see now why Lindsey dates a woman, i would too if he were my dad. He seems pissed that he can't live his life through Lindsey anymore, i think Sam doesn't need Lindsay for publicity, isn't she from a famous family herself? it's getting tiring ML, we can see right through you and it's an ugly sight truely.

maybe he should take his own advice and talk to his daughter and samantha face to face if its so important. and what happened to his 'tell-all' tv show with proof that samantha is bad and dina agrees??

maybe he's just scared of samantha. she's tiny but i bet she could hand him his ass on a platter!

MICHAEL LOHAN I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GET A LIFE U F**ING IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!
U ARE NOT GONNA BE A GOOD FATHER EVER.... U ASSHOLE!!!!IDIOT..GET A LIFE... LEAVE LINDSAY AND SAM ALONE..U DAUTHER LOOK A MILLION TIMES BETTER WITH SAMANTHA THAT WITH U IGNORANT.....F**K YOU!!!!

what a douche! if he was my father i'd be so embarrassed, i'd demand a paternity test just to be 100% sure that we were related.

"Lindsay should not doing independent films, guest starring on TV shows, being a guest judge on a reality TV show or making appearances at Samantha's DJ gigs." indirectly, ML is also saying "if she's not doing big films, how the heck am i gonna con lindsay into giving me her hard earned money?"

he thinks joe francis is a good guy??? omfg. the day my dad thinks the creater of a show portraying underaged girls going wild is a good guy would be the day that pigs can fly. and when i say pig, i refer to michael lohan.

Totally agreee with lindsay father.

He's Right.
Let God handle all that. The 2 of them(samantha and lindsay) are totally lost.
Los homosexuales no son aceptados por Dios y si eres tan ignorante que no sabes esto pues sugiero que consultes la biblia. No odio las parejas gay simplemente se que es algo que esta mal pero alguien mas alto que yo es quien juzgara, not me.

yeah, sure -- the minister was out doing "charity work".

i'll bet he was out banging yet ANOTHER blonde.

lindsay, cut him out of your life forever -- cut him out like CANCER.

F-off, 10:17. The reports from last night's emmy party say she wasn't drinking.

A 9:35
Eres un pendejo, quien eres tu para predicar de Dios en paginas de internet. No sabes nada, que Dios te disculpe a ti por ser otra hispana religiosa como te ensenaron tus papas. Porque no piensas por tu misma? Lindsay esta mas feliz que nunca pero porque "Dios no accepta" vas a estar en parte de este Pendejo loco? Tu eres el ignorante.

Okay, I'm not a big fan of Michael Lohan. However, I have to agree with him on this issue. I don't know Samantha personally, but the persona she shows publicly is not very positive. I've seen pictures of Samantha's twin sister and mother and they appear to be "Normal" and have some style about them. Samantha does not appear to take pride in her looks (please pick one hair color and stick with it! Also, get a hair style.) She always has a t-shirt on with some kind of slogan on it and those hideous high top sneakers - no class - no style - very masculine looking. She certainly fits the negative sterotype of a "Lesbian". I believe Lindsey has much more class, talent and should not spread herself so thinly with this Samantha character. Using your middle finger (and often) is really not necessary. That is such a tired expression.

10.16 am are you for real?? Lindsay has no class. It's only since she hooked up with Samantha she has stopped flashing her vagina, screwing every male in Hollywood and driving around coked up. Samantha is from a wealthy and famous family. I am sure she has been well educated in the best schools. More than can be said for Michael Lohan and you by the sound of it. Why does she have to pick one hair style and stick with it??? go back to your little suburban fishbowl.

Father Knows Best
Looks arent everything. If they are to you then you are an idiot. We dont know about what kind of a person Samantha could be.

this guy is delusional:

lindsay has never looked happier or been healthier since she's been with samantha.

a child can see this.

get a real job you FELON, and quit trying to sponge off of your daughter's fame and fortune.

Michael Lohan needs to stop talking and you need to stop giving him a forum to spew his vile garbage. He is a loser who abused and abandoned his family. He is also extremely homophobic. This is clear by how he constantly attacks Samantha's appearance. He thinks Joe Francis is respectable? He'd rather that his daughter spends time with a rapist and a pervert who exploits barely legal girls when they're drunk than someone who loves her?

This man's daughter wants nothing to do with him. He doesn't even know her so I find it amusing that he claims to know her girlfriend. Samantha isn't perfect but she is a sweetheart and she adores Lindsay. Anyone that actually knows her can attest to that. I guess anything is preferable to Lindsay being in love with a woman.

This man makes me hug my parents tighter for being decent, respectable people. I feel sorry for all of his children.

He cannot understand that nobody cares about him, and the more he speaks out the more people hate him and sympathize with his daughter, regardless of whether what he says is true or false.

It is none of the world's business!

Strategically it appears LL is making the right moves to get her career back and to become insurable again! Duh.

And what's wrong with independent film and t.v? That is a slap in the face to all of the very talented actors, writers, and directors involved. And the viewing public is looking forward to it, and the projects to follow.

Joe Francis is a good guy, really? Man that is some crazy crap. I really think Michael is gone off the deep end since he got off the coke, or did he? Close to this so called God who hates gays, he is so holier than thou. He is really sick and to take all this hate out on his own daughter who is doing nothing wrong is horrible. Please stop reporting what he says, he is sick in the head and I think you just encourage him by posting it. Samantha is obviously not what he says at all. Lindsay is obviously happy and healthy and doing well. I never thought I would feel sorry for a celebrity because they have it made, but I feel sorry for Lindsay because of her father's hatred and craziness. Hang in there Lindsay!

He exhibits classic addict behavior. I have a brother who behaves in a similar manner.

It's a shame.

GO MICHAEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was a HUGE FAN of Lindsay and Sam until recently. I hate to admit it, but I actually am starting to see what Michael is saying in more than one way.

He exhibits classic behavior? What? Is Lindsay 2 years old? If anyone looks at Lindsay and Sam it's obvious what's going on, they both look skinny and sick, guess they aren't sharing the meth with dad...boo hoo
Personally, I hope all three of them overdose and give us a break!

Remember that drugged-out, skateboarding loser who briefly dated Lindsey in rehab and then got paid big bucks for his kiss and tell story he sold to a British rag? Did Michael Lohan rip into that punk? No. That's because papa hadn't quite discovered the unwarranted limelight and outrageous price tag attainable for scum-sucking his daughter's fame. I would bet anything that Micheal Lohan is making big bucks off the shideous crap coming out of his repugnant, vile mouth. Trying to disguise his hateful rants through a fake veil of concern for his child proves what a pathetic excuse for a parent he truly is. That leach has sold out to the press and is collecting a shameful paycheck for spewing abhorrent, filthy trash talk about his daughter. Micheal Lohan is a repulsive, attention whoring, disgusting representation of fatherhood and the entire human race. Where do you live azzhole? I'll drop by and tell you this to your face.

Lindsay is just a white trash ho-bag and so is her lizbo friend. they should do just drop off the face of the earth nobody will give a crap.....

i don't know why i'm even bothering to read ro write this, but who wants to take a bet on how long it is before Ml denies that he wrote this?

and he has no beans to spill - he's just looking for attention. and what a moron that he didn't get the tp joke.

Just curious, why do gays get to "express" themselves in ANY way they see fit, but if you do not agree with the lifestyle, you are a moron, idiot, homophobic, etc. Freedom of expression goes BOTH ways--and so do most "gays."

can lindsay really blame her dad for embarrasing her, though? i mean, he probably learned the fame-whoring from her. she pimps herself out plenty enough; his fame-whoring just feeds her fame-whoring so i'm sure she really doesn't mind much.

yep, his reference to the tp - clearly a joke - speaks to the fact that this guy is wound up way too tight!

he´s an idiot

he's trying to push Lindsay over the edge with his emotional abuse so that he can blame Sam.

Why aren't his fiance's friends and family trying to get her away from him the same way he is trying to get Lindsay away from Sam? Mine would.

Barking out all the time to the tabloid blogs about his family, threatening to 'reveal' things - who does that!???

He's nuts!

Michael Lohan--please shut your disgusting, vile trap. I wouldn't blame Lindsay if she never spoke to you ever again. Congratulations, Michael, you and Dina together completely destroyed her.

I think he is hurt that his daughter did not even bother to pay her respects to her grandfather, which is ML's father. That is pathetic. Having recently lost my own grandfather I cannot imagine not attending his funeral. Linds is a loser and nobody cares about her anymore. It is just sad that this family drama continues to play out in public. While I have little respect for ML I have even less respect for a woman who would disrepect her own grandfather like that. I also agree that sam is pretty gross and does seem to constantly be flipping the bird which is pretty low class.

7:09 Absolutely right!!! My parents would host an intervention to get me away from him? Why doesn't X17 interview them? I'd like to see what kind of idiots would allow their daughter to marry a man who talks to the press so much about his child, who has 5 kids already, one kid he has no clue if he fathered or not, who is a felon and has served jail time, who speaks about his ex-wife so much its a wonder he didn't abuse her (oh wait, he did), who had no actual "job" but is able to get a 2 carat diamond engagement ring I think Erin Muller's parents are idiots! What happens when ML starts his shit on her? The girl already looks like a nervous nelly. He barks and she freaks out. I don't feel sorry for her. I feel bad for Lindsay and Sam who are the brunt of her father's mental sickness.

stop blaming sam and dina.
blame yourself ML!!

the more the father talks...the more deeper the hole he's digging goes...he's just adding fuel to the fire! he knows how lindsay reacts to whatever he says...he has said his piece...lindsay is supposedly old enough to understand what he's saying...and it's up to her to "hear" whatever it is...she has her own mind..whatever mistakes she is making is all hers to deal with....Michael cannot force Lindsay to do what he thinks is the right thing to...let her be!!! she makes her own choices in life like he has done in his....take responsibility and be accountable to your actions....

yep. he is an awesome dad...NOT!!!
wow he is so retared!
she is old enough to make her ow descisions budd!
its her own buisness who she loves, or liked.
oh i have an idea for him!!!
GET A LIFE!

A real father, who loves his daughter, would NEVER try to publicly humiliate her. Period. What a dick!

what's wrong with his fiance????

the red flags shoot out of his mouth like bottle rockets everytimes he opens it.

I'm glad that Lindsay finally seems to be comfortable with herself, and is coming to terms with who she is. Many of us had difficult coming out experiences because of pressures from friends and family... I can't even imagine the pressure of coming to terms with ones sexuality in the media spotlight. No wonder Lindsay once seemed so self-destructive. I wish her peace and happiness, and the knowledge that being true to oneself is its own reward.

I agree with Lind's dad. He is trying to protect his daughter, as any parent should do. Lindsay, please do not waste your time on this person Sam. You have an old Hollywood beauty, and you are really talented!! Don't give it up over this girl, who in my opinion, is nasty and discuting. She never looks clean or presentable. Come on Linds....you are better than this!

I hate when people say that Samantha Ronson is using Lindsay for fame. She really doesn't need to. Yeah, SHE wasn't heard of much before her relationship with Lindsay, but her brother, Mark Ronson, is widely known in multiple countries. She has the talent to make it one her own, she really doesn't need Lindsay. Lindsay, on the other hand, can only get guest starring roles on tv shows or indie films...so...who needs who really? Without the lesbian thing, she'd be pretty unheard of right now. The Lohans should all go away.

I hate when people say that Samantha Ronson is using Lindsay for fame. She really doesn't need to. Yeah, SHE wasn't heard of much before her relationship with Lindsay, but her brother, Mark Ronson, is widely known in multiple countries. She has the talent to make it one her own, she really doesn't need Lindsay. Lindsay, on the other hand, can only get guest starring roles on tv shows or indie films...so...who needs who really? Without the lesbian thing, she'd be pretty unheard of right now. The Lohans should all go away.

Oh my god!! Seriously dude, shut the f*ck up. No one cares - and here's the funny part, not even your daughter! Linds FINALLY looks her best and seems really happy - have you seen her getting into much trouble lately? all you hear about is Sam and Linds - and good things!!! Seems to me, since she's cut you out of her life Mr. Lohan, she finally has her life on track and kudos to Samantha for that! Methink you're just a jealous twat. Your daughter FINALLY has someone else to lean on, other than you and thank God for that. You have no right to publicly humiliate your daughter and her partner - if you were truly happy for her and continue to say sh*t like: 'I am her father first and not a friend or an enabler, I love my daughter' then you will back the f*ck down and let her live her life. No one cares you douche - so stop trying to make a point esp when no one wants to know! Incidently, Samantha is a well acclaimed DJ who pretty much made it on her own, before Lindsay! This is for Sam and Linds: you guys are awesome and so so cute together!!

Oh my god!! Seriously dude, shut the f*ck up. No one cares - and here's the funny part, not even your daughter! Linds FINALLY looks her best and seems really happy - have you seen her getting into much trouble lately? all you hear about is Sam and Linds - and good things!!! Seems to me, since she's cut you out of her life Mr. Lohan, she finally has her life on track and kudos to Samantha for that! Methink you're just a jealous twat. Your daughter FINALLY has someone else to lean on, other than you and thank God for that. You have no right to publicly humiliate your daughter and her partner - if you were truly happy for her and continue to say sh*t like: 'I am her father first and not a friend or an enabler, I love my daughter' then you will back the f*ck down and let her live her life. No one cares you douche - so stop trying to make a point esp when no one wants to know! Incidently, Samantha is a well acclaimed DJ who pretty much made it on her own, before Lindsay! This is for Sam and Linds: you guys are awesome and so so cute together!!

Oh my god!! Seriously dude, shut the f*ck up. No one cares - and here's the funny part, not even your daughter! Linds FINALLY looks her best and seems really happy - have you seen her getting into much trouble lately? all you hear about is Sam and Linds - and good things!!! Seems to me, since she's cut you out of her life Mr. Lohan, she finally has her life on track and kudos to Samantha for that! Methink you're just a jealous twat. Your daughter FINALLY has someone else to lean on, other than you and thank God for that. You have no right to publicly humiliate your daughter and her partner - if you were truly happy for her and continue to say sh*t like: 'I am her father first and not a friend or an enabler, I love my daughter' then you will back the f*ck down and let her live her life. No one cares you douche - so stop trying to make a point esp when no one wants to know! Incidently, Samantha is a well acclaimed DJ who pretty much made it on her own, before Lindsay! This is for Sam and Linds: you guys are awesome and so so cute together!!

Oh my god!! Seriously dude, shut the f*ck up. No one cares - and here's the funny part, not even your daughter! Linds FINALLY looks her best and seems really happy - have you seen her getting into much trouble lately? all you hear about is Sam and Linds - and good things!!! Seems to me, since she's cut you out of her life Mr. Lohan, she finally has her life on track and kudos to Samantha for that! Methink you're just a jealous twat. Your daughter FINALLY has someone else to lean on, other than you and thank God for that. You have no right to publicly humiliate your daughter and her partner - if you were truly happy for her and continue to say sh*t like: 'I am her father first and not a friend or an enabler, I love my daughter' then you will back the f*ck down and let her live her life. No one cares you douche - so stop trying to make a point esp when no one wants to know! Incidently, Samantha is a well acclaimed DJ who pretty much made it on her own, before Lindsay! This is for Sam and Linds: you guys are awesome and so so cute together!!

Oh my god!! Seriously dude, shut the f*ck up. No one cares - and here's the funny part, not even your daughter! Linds FINALLY looks her best and seems really happy - have you seen her getting into much trouble lately? all you hear about is Sam and Linds - and good things!!! Seems to me, since she's cut you out of her life Mr. Lohan, she finally has her life on track and kudos to Samantha for that! Methink you're just a jealous twat. Your daughter FINALLY has someone else to lean on, other than you and thank God for that. You have no right to publicly humiliate your daughter and her partner - if you were truly happy for her and continue to say sh*t like: 'I am her father first and not a friend or an enabler, I love my daughter' then you will back the f*ck down and let her live her life. No one cares you douche - so stop trying to make a point esp when no one wants to know! Incidently, Samantha is a well acclaimed DJ who pretty much made it on her own, before Lindsay! This is for Sam and Linds: you guys are awesome and so so cute together!!

AMEN!!!! Sam is always looking nasty and drugged up. She is always making the nastiest most unnattractive poses possible, and yeah the finger thing is really low class. And I TOTALLY agree with the one up there who finally said it=Why are we uickly labeled homophobic if we beleive that being sexual with another girl is a sin?? And yes I also know of many "gays" who have enjoyed both sexes (ick) It's like all of a suddon everybody's afraid to say it like it is! All of a suddon being gay is cool and the rest of us had better like it. :P I'm not mean to gays nor would I ever be, but I will not pretend it isnt a discusting sin just for people to feel justified and like me, either. Sam is just gross, I'm sorry, and it seems like she enjoys being dirty and gross. Weird. ANyway, I DO agree however that Joe Francis is no "good guy" too. Please.

Yeah i agree. It has been quiet as far as LiLo goes. Seems she's happy. So he needs to shut up already and let her alone. She is over 18 daddy, time to cut the apron strings! As long as she is stayin out of trouble, which seems hard to do in that business, he should be glad!! he just wanted to get his face on the web and his 2 cents!

Sam is hoping her ugly frowns will make her look manly. My husband doesnt make those weird faces!! Sheesh :P

Sam is hoping her ugly frowns will make her look manly. My husband doesnt make those weird faces!! Sheesh :P

Sam is hoping her ugly frowns will make her look manly. My husband doesnt make those weird faces!! Sheesh :P

It seems to me that Michael Lohan has been the dark, evil nemesis in Lindsay's life. Talk about parasites! (And saying the the ugly things he says while posing as "born again"?)

Reading his rants scares me. Not so bright on his part sharing his vitriolic language with the world, and given his personal/criminal history he could be facing serious trouble...

i use to like lindsay lohan... i really enjoy watching her movies. but after the whole situation with her and her father and with samantha. i take that back,our heavenly father created adam and eve not adam and steve.... where is the respect for the parents. gosh all the years of teaching and nurturing and taking care of her and just once sowthing goes wrong she blows up and starts going gay and refusing to talk to her father. she is not my idol anymore.

To the previous poster who wrote that Lindsay should automatically respect ML because of "all the years of teaching and nurturing and taking care of her"? Do you know anything at all about Michael Lohan's history? He was a verbally, physically and emotionally abusive husband and father and a raging alcoholic for most of Lindsay's childhood. Since he got out of prison, and in-between fathering illegitimate children, he has made it his passion to spread vicious rumors about his own daughter and her friend. He has never acted as a "nurturing" father, but has consistently behaved as an egocentric, controlling, fame-addicted bully. The healthiest thing Lindsay has done in the past few years is cut off communications with him.

X17, I know it might seem really naive to appeal to your "journalistic ethics," but by allowing yourselves to serve as the tabloid mouthpiece of this obviously unstable, hate-filled man with a record of criminal violence, you are enabling his homophobic harrassment of his daughter and her friend. He has the legal right to spew whatever hate he wants, no one would be listening if your weren't helping him to spread it.

Don't blame other people. It is her own choice, and i think they really love each other.

homophobic. so obvious.

I only read the last post...so to all the others "Shut up already!!"

what? who cares? Shut up, grow up and go home. Life is hard, so what!!

Michael, you're a good man, and have one heck of a great daughter. Every family has their own battles, but its how they deal with them that matters.
I feel that Samantha Ronson is just an oportunistic hanger-on, that is manipulating Lindsay and ruining her good image. Lindsay needs a good guy by her side; one that will keep her out of trouble, encourage her to go back to school, and help her stay away from drugs and losers. Mr. Lohan, I am that man. Thank you.

that's right, God made us as women-male, so he's right, i dont wanna go to the hell, anyway

*vomits*