Reese And Jake Keep It Real...Discreet!

At this point, it's kind of silly on their part. Why not walk out together and get it over with? What's to hide now?? I sense a change in Jakes personality, and I don't like it.

Discreet? These two? That ship has sailed.

I've seen them both hanging around Santa Monica, he's just so gorgeous and she's...not so much. She's not ugly, she's just not strikingly gorgeous. He defiantly over shadows her. Plus he's much sweeter. I made eye contact with him, I smiled and he smiled back, Reese on ther other hand was walking around with her head down (real stuck-up like) no one else was looking and there wasn't even any paps around.

His boyfriends don't like him contaminated by that other ICK sex.

If Jake is happy to be with a seemingly stuck up woman, it's his choice. I think he could do better, but I think Reese has good connections in Hollywood. Good luck to Jake's upcoming projects.

If that's a happy man I'd hate to see a sad one.

If I was as "happy" as Jake looks I'd shoot myself.

Jake Gyllenhaal is gay.

He and his fugly beard are doing their best to get as many paparazzi pictures as possible.

They are cheap publicity hos.

I'm not cheap! I'm expensive. I'm the highest paid Oscar winning Hollywood actress blah blah blah and good mother of two adorable blah blah blah he cheated on me blah blah blah I divorced the scumbag blah blah blah now I have a FABULOUS young hunk blah boyfriend blah blah blah.......

She looks pregnant!

Stupid fangirls, to them Reese The Beard Witherspoon always looks pregnant.