She's only the second person to receive this prestigious distinction, but Lindsay Lohan's assistant (I guess that's what she is) deserves the title of Dork of the Week. Check out the video and you'll see why.
Now, the rest of the story is that a bruised and broked Lindsay is in so much pain after slipping and breaking her wrist during NY's Fashion Week, that she went tanning the second she got back to LA (watch out for freckles, Linds!). Then she went to a trashy tourist trap restaurant in Santa Monica where she got more attention and security than a head of state -- and that's whey Dork of the Week issued her warning ...