Mischa Barton Dresses Like My Grandmother
Posted on Mon Sep 25th, 2006 1:00am PDT By X17 Staff
I'm not saying Mischa doesn't look great in her flowy yellow dress, mind you - she's got a genuine knack for wearing really simple clothes in a way that makes her look incredibly striking. All I'm saying is that if she's ever in northeastern Louisiana and finds herself in need of a bridge game, she could sit right down with my grandmother and her friends and they wouldn't even blink. And not just because of the cataracts.
And it was all yellow1880s meets 1980s
Get behind me, Cisco
"GEE", he wondered aloud, "I WONDER WHY MISCHA'S WEARING A DRESS THAT DOESN'T GET TIGHT AROUND HER ARMPITS."