Jessica Biel JBIEL091206_1.jpgEither Jessica Biel found a handy place to stash her phone while she takes her dogs for a run or she's secretly some sort of robotic hotness machine sent back in time to make every other woman on earth look like a pile of puke and we managed to catch her switching out her batteries. Who can be sure? All I know is that I'd rather be that phone than the richest man in history.