Penelope Cruz Sucks At Keeping A Low Profile
Posted on Sun Oct 1st, 2006 11:01am PDT By X17 Staff
If Penelope Cruz really wants to keep her are-they-aren't-they relationship with Orlando Bloom a secret, she's going to have to do a better job of hiding than she's been doing the last few days! The sexy starlet tried to sneak into Chateau Marmont for another clandestine rendezvous with Orlando Bloom, but got spotted on her way in by both X17's intrepid photographers and Pirates of the Caribbean stalwart Geoffrey Rush! Hey Penelope, quick tip - if you don't want to attract a whole lot of attention, you might not want to let the cameras catch you catching up with one of Orlando's co-stars like you're old friends!
Yeah, like we wouldn't notice someone as fine as all that.
An awfully elaborate dog-walking outfit
A Pirate approaches
Greeting like old friends
"What a coincidence! I was just out walking my dog..."
