Let's Hope She Was Just Stopping By For A Sandwich
Posted on Mon Oct 30th, 2006 9:03am PDT By X17 Staff
So we were out on the job waiting around Chateau Marmont, when guess who should happen to stop by but Orlando's ex-girlfriend Kate Bosworth! And while we couldn't help but take notice the frighteningly waifish Ms. Bosworth, if Orlando was in, she wasn't even on his radar - she kept knocking on Orlando's door and making calls on her cell phone, but nobody came out of the bungalow to greet her!Gee, Penelope Cruz is in town right now - think Orlando might have been otherwise occupied?
Does Orlando prefer curves...
...to vertical lines?
Non-donkadonk
What, did this happen by accident?Whoever convinced Kate Bosworth that she needed to drop a few pounds, incidentally, really ought to be brought up on criminal charges for crimes against nature. I mean, I remember nearly getting into accidents back when posters for Blue Crush were plastered on every bus stop and billboard in the city - she was just that head-turningly hot. Now? She's still a head-turner allright - but not exactly for the same reasons...
