Paris:"Firecrotch Is No Longer Welcome!"

As we told you before, Lindsay and Paris exchanged some words inside of Hyde last night. But what you haven't seen is what happened after the club shut down! Paris and Britney took the party over to Paris' pad where our photographers recorded someone who sounds an awful lot like Paris screaming something to the effect of "Tell Firecrotch she's no longer welcome!" After listening to it about a dozen times, we're still not sure exactly what she says, but if anyone hears something else, please let us know!

We know all this Paris/Lindsay making up and breaking up in the last day or so is pretty confusing, so we're gonna break it down for you guys:

SUNDAY EVENING: Lindsay claimed Paris hit her at a house party on Saturday night.

MONDAY MORNING: Lindsay, Paris and Britney have a lovefest outside of the Beverly Hills Hotel. Lindsay claims that Paris and her are friends and that the media makes them out to be enemies! (Can someone say "frenemies"?)

MONDAY NIGHT: Paris and Lindsay arrive separately at Hyde, but you can clearly see them together at one point in this video, waiting for Britney to show. Things must have gone downhill from there, because Lindsay leaves out of the back door looking very upset! Then, our photographers follow Britney over to Paris' house, where Paris can be heard yelling things about "Firecrotch" through the fence!