Paris Hilton Signs Random Crap
Posted on Wed Nov 22nd, 2006 8:33am PDT By X17 Staff
I genuinely have no idea what type of person would have Paris Hilton sign a bat. I mean, copies of her album? Sure. Copies of her sex tape? Maybe a little off-color, but at least relevant. But a baseball bat? That's just ridiculous. You might well ask R. Kelly to autograph an ostrich. 
Can't these rich folks afford non-ripped shirts - or bras, for that matter?
Batter up!
Paris keeps her hands full
Paris signs something more familiar - her naked ass!What would you give to Paris to sign?
