Posted on Thu Nov 30th, 2006 12:59pm PDT By
X17 Staff

Throwing her private parts
all over the place, feuding and then
quickly reuniting with Lindsay Lohan, laughing at all of
Brandon Davis' jokes - with every passing day, Britney Spears' behavior gets more and more
Parisian! Heck, at this rate the student's going to surpass the master soon enough - we just turned up these photos of Britney on the patio at Teddy's with a cigarette in one hand and a drink in another! (But she might want to start emulating Paris' sense of self-control when the media's around - after all, Paris may have her vices, but think about how rarely anyone's cameras catch her with a cigarette in her hand!)

"Is that hot, y'all?"

If Brandon plays his cards right, Britney might be able to make
Playing With Firecrotch happen!

I guess she wasn't that innocent after all!
Paris better be careful - we all know the next step in this equation is "get hammered and
hook up with Stavros"!