X17 Celebrity Personals - Jennifer Aniston
Posted on Wed Dec 6th, 2006 3:41pm PDT By X17 Staff
Well, it looks like Jennifer Aniston's back on the market for a new "special Friend" - and wouldn't you know it, she's turning to the Celebrity Personals for help already:
"SWF ISO insecure SWM for long-term relationship. Must enjoy romantic getaways, television apppearances, and pets. Turn-ons include big hands and bad attitudes - I've got enough Friends already! Turn-offs include the press and, well, everything else. Serious offers only - I like a man who means what he says!"
How did we know it was her? Well, not even two ads away, we noticed this one:
"MY CLIENT IS IN NO WAY IN SEARCH FOR A MAN. TO INSINUATE THAT MY CLIENT ENJOYS TRAVEL OR LARGE HANDS IS THE PINNACLE OF JOURNALISTIC IRRESPONSIBILITY. MY CLIENT COULDN'T BE HAPPIER TO SPEND SOME TIME BY HERSELF AT THE MOMENT; THE PRESS IS SIMPLY BLOWING THINGS OUT OF PROPORTION AS USUAL."
Who else could it be?
Who's going to turn up next in the Celebrity Personals?
"SWF ISO insecure SWM for long-term relationship. Must enjoy romantic getaways, television apppearances, and pets. Turn-ons include big hands and bad attitudes - I've got enough Friends already! Turn-offs include the press and, well, everything else. Serious offers only - I like a man who means what he says!"
How did we know it was her? Well, not even two ads away, we noticed this one:
"MY CLIENT IS IN NO WAY IN SEARCH FOR A MAN. TO INSINUATE THAT MY CLIENT ENJOYS TRAVEL OR LARGE HANDS IS THE PINNACLE OF JOURNALISTIC IRRESPONSIBILITY. MY CLIENT COULDN'T BE HAPPIER TO SPEND SOME TIME BY HERSELF AT THE MOMENT; THE PRESS IS SIMPLY BLOWING THINGS OUT OF PROPORTION AS USUAL."
Who else could it be?