Jessica Simpson jsimpson122606social0.jpgJessica showed up at the party at Social last night in an outfit that makes the absolute least of her assets. When your hairstylist and wardrobe stylist are permanent members of your entourage don't you think some of their style would rub off and she'd come up with something better than what my mom wore to her 7th grade yearbook photo in the 60s? Anyone who saw Newlyweds knows that cooking classes were probably a smart gift (even though Jessica claims here that she's already good at it), but if this is what happens when she dresses herself, maybe she shoulda asked for a little overtime from Jessica Pastor!