Posh Pulls a Britney
Posted on Wed Jan 17th, 2007 11:18am PDT By X17 Staff
Well, almost (she's at least wearing panties!) Posh either needs to take a cue from Katie and wear pants or carry her big Hermes bag and stick in front of her legs when she gets out of the car! Other than that, she's got "working the media" down to a science!Step One:
Make sure you're always a few steps ahead of any other "celebrity"...that way you'll get more snaps.Steps 2 - 4 inside ...
Don't wear brown.Step Three:
The "vacant" look in the eyes is good, but try to do "vacant" with a hint of "robotic world domination".Step Four:
No matter what they say, body glitter will never, ever go out of style! You are a star, and thus must shine like one!I just can't wait for the day that Posh tries to do a makeover on Katie, should be more fun than the makeover episodes of America's Next Top Model! Ya think Katie will cry when Posh has her hair cut off???
