I just have nothing great to say about Ms. Swank ... Okay, one thing -- she was damn good in "Boys Don't Cry," but she was a total bitch to me one time on the red carpet at the MTV Movie Awards years ago and I don't forget when people throw an attitude as big as she did. So anyway, here she is in Paris and I imagine it will be of interest only to Hilary fans ... which I am not ... so I'm not even going to watch it ...