Penelope Cruz was huggin' on a hot look-alike (perhaps her sister, Monica?) outside of Teddy's! Michelle Trachtenberg was also there, with Pete Wentz, and an insider reported that Orlando Bloom was gyrating on the dance floor with a slutty-looking blonde! Brandon Routh took his "Lois Lane" for a romantic dinner over at Il Sole, while Virginia Madsen was practically busting out of her dress, Jason Wahler was signing autographs (???) and two randoms were street fighting outside of Hyde.