Paris Knows What She's Doing
Posted on Thu Mar 1st, 2007 10:25am PDT By X17 Staff
The most interesting days on this job always tend to be the ones immediately after Paris Hilton somehow gets herself in trouble - simply because nobody on earth is better at getting themselves out of it! Tuesday night, for instance, Paris had her sickeningly awesome Bentley impounded by the cops after driving with a suspended license, much to the apparent delight of %95 of the internet. So how do we catch her the next day? 1. Getting into the passenger's seat of a car
2. Making sure to say absolutely nothing scandalous to any of the paparazzi
3. Leaving the McLaren (how's that for a backup car?) parked conspicuously out in front of her house
4. Walking around with all the grace and poise of a model
5. Wearing red, white, and blue
Say what you will about the girl, but she's second to none when it comes to responding to criticism!
"Why fancy that - paparazzi!"
I'm too sexy for my Bentley...
...and I do a little turn on the sidewalk...Call me crazy, but I think this stuff's just as interesting as the who's-doing-who gossip - after all, everyone screws up publicly from time to time, but we certainly aren't all equals when it comes to rehabbing our image!
