We Interrupt StavrosGate To Bring You The Worst Pictures Ever
Posted on Mon Mar 26th, 2007 1:26pm PDT By X17 Staff
Our cameramen spotted uber-fox Jessica Biel cosying up to some unidentified jerk in a stupid orange t-shirt. The worst part? Jessica actually looked happy to be in the company of someone so good-looking and charismatic instead of, y'know, me. Man - now I know how Paris Hilton must have felt on Saturday night! 
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Settle down, sassypants
Or should we say "assypants"?Sigh. We all knew this day was coming - still, I was hoping she'd settle for another paramour...
