JSIMPSON041807_17.jpgJSIMPSON041807_01.jpgJessica Simpson jessicatwolooks.jpgJessica rocked two different trends in two nights with two dramatically different results! Night one, in skinny jeans that elongated her legs in a cleavage baring top that showed off her real and spectacular breasts (with a little help from a push-up bra), she looked amazing in an outfit that made the most of her assets! Last night, however, she attempted the fashion-forward high-waisted pants, but paired them with a turtleneck and a barely-there bra that gave her a banana-boob effect! I'm not even gonna ask you which look you like better, cuz in the black, she's lookin' hot, in the other, she's lookin' more like an oompa-loompa (to quote my co-worker).

Props to Jess for being one of the first to attempt this difficult look. A for effort, D for execution!