Say what you will about Kim Basinger, but you certainly can't say she doesn't keep the security of her children in mind - literally! Kim hired a very professional security detail to follow daughter Ireland in the wake of Alec Baldwin's now-famous answering-machine rant; the rented dick even brought his own video camera to keep the photogs honest as he escorted his tiny client to the Van Nuys airport to catch a flight. (Hopefully he remembers to take the lens cap off if she's ever really in trouble, though!)