Hollywood Paternity Question Settled Without DNA Test
Posted on Mon Apr 23rd, 2007 10:57am PDT By X17 Staff
We couldn't help but wonder whose child we happened to spot by Jerry Seinfeld's side - after all, as the comedian was quick to point out, it sure wasn't his! Predictably enough, the whole scene was perfectly innocent; the kid belonged to one of the friends leaving with Jerry after a pleasant lunch. Still, we can't blame the kid for wanting to have his shot snapped with a celebrity like Jerry - or even just one with his slick silver Porsche! 
"What is the deal with these little cars?"
"Now I'm paying seventy thousand dollars to crouch down while I drive?"
And now you see why we write for this site and not for Jerry.Howard K. Stern is, of course, expected to appeal Jerry's statement to the highest levels of the Bahamanian courts.
