No, really - when Paris stopped by Book Soup yesterday to pick up a little reading material, some guy in a giant penis costume wandered up and claimed to be waiting to meet the heiress! Unfortunately, the meeting never ended up happening; by the time Paris left, her costumed admirer had already left the premises. Then again, it's not like Paris hasn't seen any of those lately - or at least not if Paris Latsis had anything to say about it!