Seriously, Where Did All His Shirts Go?

You know, Matthew, it's awesome that you're always out running and stuff, but you're making the rest of us guys look bad. Take a break, have a drink - eat a cheeseburger (or ten)! Oh, and put a shirt on. We get it already, you look great! Let's just be glad he's not wearing high-waisted short-shorts like Nicole Richie...