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Ever wanted a reason to visit Finland? Well, Pam Anderson's giving you two - by starting her own chain of Finnish strip clubs! The punchline, of course, is that Pam plans to name her chain "Lapland", a genuinely hilarious name for a lapdance emporium if ever we've heard one. Who's ready to make it reindeer on some strippers?