Have you ever wanted to see Sheryl Crow, Jessica Alba and Teri Hatcher partying on a boat together? (Us, too!) And now you can! The formerly single desperate housewife, Eva Longoria, danced with Tony Parker on a luxurious boat in Paris, along with a couple hundred of their BFF's. Even Mary Alice - despite not being alive - was there! (And if you've never seen Desperate Housewives, don't expect to get that joke.) Looks like everyone had a splendid time on the cruise - especially Ms. Hatcher, seen here gettin' her groove on (no, not with some guy... just her daughter.) All I can say is, my boat sure isn't as big as this!