I Want Matthew McCona-ugh-ey's Life
Posted on Mon Jul 2nd, 2007 2:02pm PDT By X17 Staff


I know he "works" as an "actor" or whatever, but I think the line between his career life and his personal life is beginning to blur. The Big M spent time at the Polaroid Beach House in Malibu yesterday - it was the Surfer Dude wrap party - playing beach bowling with buddy Woody Harrelson. I guess when I'm getting paid big bucks to make movies like Surfer Dude, have a Men's Health cover-worthy body and am dating an exotic hottie, maybe I'll wanna bowl on the beach with Woody, too!
Either Woody is shocked at something the ball did... or he just burped. I hope it's the first, for Matthew's sake.


