JBIEL070607_01.jpgJessica Biel JBIEL070607_09.jpgDear Jessica Biel,

You have a fantastic body, a thriving acting career (well, you work at least!) and yet you look so down... and I think we all know why. Listen up: He That Shall Not Be Named (a.k.a. Justin Timberlake) is one of the world's most popular, photographed people. He just needs his space while on tour, ya know? Don't fret - go walk the dogs again! But especially don't keep picking up big sandwiches in Brentwood to drown your sorrows, because you know people are going to read into it.

Kisses!
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