Lohan Smacked Down By Court - No, The Other Lohan

Jeez, just how much trouble with the law can one family get themselves into? For once, however, today's episode of Lohan-centric legal drama didn't revolve around Lindsay but rather around her parents, as Michael and Dina continue to bicker over issues relating to custody. The highlight of today's proceedings, however, had to be the stern words that Judge Robert A. Ross had for Michael relating to his failure to pay child support; the Washington Post reports that at one point Judge Ross intoed that "The obligation to pay child support is absolute...It is not to be taken willy-nilly". Translation: shut up and get out your checkbook! Of course, with Michael defending his non-payment by asserting that he neither made nor needed a single penny for five months, the legal equivalent of five across the eyes sounds like some pretty appropriate judgement!