In my opinion, in this first round of pix (I'm too tired to do the rest now, so check back tomorrow -- oh wait, it is tomorrow -- check back in a few hours then ...) there are NO big winners. Eva Longoria's T & A look nice, but that's about it!

ELongoria091607_1.jpgAforementioned T & A ...

CAguileraEm091607_2.jpgWhy's she trying to cover up the bump?

DMessing091607_1.jpgTHAT was the best she could do?!


HKLUM091607_2.jpgSomebody call Kev Paves, quick!

KHeigl091607_1.jpgWhite's the new black; okay, I get it.

THatcher091607_2.jpgIt's no see-through-to-the-lacey-underwear number she wore last year!

Heidi Klum VWilliams091607_1.jpgIt's flowy and she's glowing, so why the hell not!