MWF Over 40 Seeks Career

L.A.'s hottest cougar, Demi Moore, is complaining about ageism in Hollywood. The once-famous actress (now 44) explains that "for many female actors, who turn 40, it means the end of their career, it's time to retire." Really? I didn't know the film industry cared about looks. Demi also says that whatever roles there are for women over 40 "don't have much substance." On the contrary, I thought Striptease was bursting with intelligence and meaning!

But in all seriousness, Demi's managed to snag the handsome (if mischievous) Ashton Kutcher, pop out three kids with action star Bruce Willis and been able to stay looking fabulous (with a little scientific help, of course). So what if she's not acting as much anymore? She was never that good to begin with!